#this is a joke. mostly

[sumeriandeathsquad]

no. next question

[edgebug]

in 2016 I went balls deep in lazytown fandom as a coping mechanism and honestly im gonna do the exact same thing now with poolverine. like right now real talk I think im about four seconds away from vividly hallucinating deadpool and wolverine nailing each other sloppy style in my living room and frankly. good for them

[jonsaremembers]

@danielhowell @amazingphil reminder that we have a community for Pharents in the Phandom, dm if you want an invite <3

[thegreatyin]

honestly the funniest character direction i could go with caeru is turning away from SMEN with the seven-fold-knock in hand and by the time they get back to london they've just. casually transed their gender offscreen. seeking as an elaborate melodramatic egg metaphor

[beachboysnatural]

Sunjae is so overdramatic I don't care that you were just inundated with memories of different timelines over the past fifteen years you were not even CLIPPED by that car. Stand up

[cloudycaffeinatedcryptid]

"omg Brenda Song kicks ass in the quarry", "Zack & Cody is Brenda Songs most iconic role" WRONG. where were you when she needed you most

Wendy Wu didn't need silver bullets, a shotgun, or a one-handed twink to kick demon ass. put some respect on her name

[simplydm]

xBcrafted would never be on the imp and skizz podcast bc that would require him to divulge information about himself and not be able to shoot them with a bow and arrow and none of his malewives would be there

[himbeaux-on-ice]

pete deboer has no choice but to healthy scratch jamie benn next game, my column-

[sumikatt]

thereare beautiful people who i wish would follow me back but i know they wont because i’m a jock and/or a swagapino

[dunmertitty]

“god didn’t give me a dick because i’d always get it stuck in places” have you considered that trans men are just male souls reborn without a dick because they died with their dick stuck in something in their previous life

[walterdecourceys]

people it is wrong to write rpf about:

streamers

formula 1 drivers

one direction members

any serial killer

the founding fathers

my chemical romance members but only sometimes

people it is okay to write rpf about:

any biblical figure

dead politians (excluding the founding fathers, as previously mentioned)

historical figures prior to the year 1700

chess players but you must change their names for plausible deniability

certain key figures in the cold war (only some of them. it's up to you to determine which ones are morally acceptable)

julius caesar

my chemical romance members but only sometimes

people you have a moral imperative to write rpf about:

the beatles

[uncle-dusknoir]

going to the thrift store for Xmas shopping who wants a gift

[frecklenog]

would you guys still love me if i posted an essay on multiplicity/plurality in star trek

[tomwaterbabies]

last november had a surgery, this november had a surgery.... what medical procedure awaits me next year one must wonder

[decompose1]

sorry if you wanna call a (canonically) m/f or m/m ship "yuri" they made new requirements effective immediately:

- in all of the media you like, you have to have at least two (canon) girl characters as your favorites, and you have to like these characters as individual characters separate of any partner/friend characters

- you have to have at least one (canon) f/f ship

- you have to headcanon at least one canon girl as transfem

- you must be able to draw one piece of art that passes the bechdel test

[peachyyjellie]

i think everyone except me is wrong about my faves actually