#this is a JOKE. mostly
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edgebug · 20 days ago
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in 2016 I went balls deep in lazytown fandom as a coping mechanism and honestly im gonna do the exact same thing now with poolverine. like right now real talk I think im about four seconds away from vividly hallucinating deadpool and wolverine nailing each other sloppy style in my living room and frankly. good for them
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beachboysnatural · 6 months ago
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Sunjae is so overdramatic I don't care that you were just inundated with memories of different timelines over the past fifteen years you were not even CLIPPED by that car. Stand up
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thegayestpossum · 5 months ago
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Actually I think if Abby and Harry kissed the world would go back to normal
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soupdwelling · 9 months ago
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i’ve had this sitting in my drafts for a couple weeks and i think now is just a good time to tap the sign
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cloudycaffeinatedcryptid · 11 months ago
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"omg Brenda Song kicks ass in the quarry", "Zack & Cody is Brenda Songs most iconic role" WRONG. where were you when she needed you most
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Wendy Wu didn't need silver bullets, a shotgun, or a one-handed twink to kick demon ass. put some respect on her name
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saintsukuna · 9 months ago
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“Ijichi and Gojo are in love!” “Ijichi and Nanami are married <3” ma’am Ijichi is on suicide watch because every man he sleeps with meets an untimely demise
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simplydm · 5 months ago
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xBcrafted would never be on the imp and skizz podcast bc that would require him to divulge information about himself and not be able to shoot them with a bow and arrow and none of his malewives would be there
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himbeaux-on-ice · 2 years ago
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pete deboer has no choice but to healthy scratch jamie benn next game, my column-
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dunmertitty · 1 year ago
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“god didn’t give me a dick because i’d always get it stuck in places” have you considered that trans men are just male souls reborn without a dick because they died with their dick stuck in something in their previous life
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walterdecourceys · 5 months ago
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people it is wrong to write rpf about:
streamers
formula 1 drivers
one direction members
any serial killer
the founding fathers
my chemical romance members but only sometimes
people it is okay to write rpf about:
any biblical figure
dead politians (excluding the founding fathers, as previously mentioned)
historical figures prior to the year 1700
chess players but you must change their names for plausible deniability
certain key figures in the cold war (only some of them. it's up to you to determine which ones are morally acceptable)
julius caesar
my chemical romance members but only sometimes
people you have a moral imperative to write rpf about:
the beatles
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dreamingamongthestars · 9 months ago
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I like to call Max haters anti-maxxers, like anti-vaxxers, because in the end both of them got something against autism
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uncle-dusknoir · 11 months ago
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going to the thrift store for Xmas shopping who wants a gift
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frecklenog · 11 months ago
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would you guys still love me if i posted an essay on multiplicity/plurality in star trek
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decompose1 · 1 year ago
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sorry if you wanna call a (canonically) m/f or m/m ship "yuri" they made new requirements effective immediately:
- in all of the media you like, you have to have at least two (canon) girl characters as your favorites, and you have to like these characters as individual characters separate of any partner/friend characters
- you have to have at least one (canon) f/f ship
- you have to headcanon at least one canon girl as transfem
- you must be able to draw one piece of art that passes the bechdel test
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peachyyjellie · 3 months ago
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i think everyone except me is wrong about my faves actually
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stareyed-knight · 1 year ago
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do you think if morpho knight got sealed away it’d look like one of those bugs trapped in amber
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