#this is a JOKE. mostly
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in 2016 I went balls deep in lazytown fandom as a coping mechanism and honestly im gonna do the exact same thing now with poolverine. like right now real talk I think im about four seconds away from vividly hallucinating deadpool and wolverine nailing each other sloppy style in my living room and frankly. good for them
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Sunjae is so overdramatic I don't care that you were just inundated with memories of different timelines over the past fifteen years you were not even CLIPPED by that car. Stand up
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Actually I think if Abby and Harry kissed the world would go back to normal
#junior has nothing to do with it actually. he’s just a red herring#this is the universe forcing Abby and Harry to actually. talk about their feelings and Fucking Do Something About Them#maybe don was right to give Abby shit about the fact that she and Harry never fucked in the six years they were trapped together.#maybe he was onto something. maybe that would’ve fixed everything#this is a joke. mostly#there’s nine episodes left. I’m gonna LOSE it#these lesbians are making me insane#breaker whiskey
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i’ve had this sitting in my drafts for a couple weeks and i think now is just a good time to tap the sign
#this is a joke. mostly#listen now that we have gerry and gertrude and georgie i cannot deal with anything bad happening to them. i refuse.#i actually need to stop being attached to every single character that has been introduced thus far this is not going to end well for me#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#jaspers rambles
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"omg Brenda Song kicks ass in the quarry", "Zack & Cody is Brenda Songs most iconic role" WRONG. where were you when she needed you most
Wendy Wu didn't need silver bullets, a shotgun, or a one-handed twink to kick demon ass. put some respect on her name
#this is a joke. mostly#look i fucking LOVED this movie#THIS is how i see my queen#just like i remember Ashley Tisdale from aliens in the attic#shes everything to me 😭😭#wendy wu homecoming warrior#brenda song#shes my everything#shut up moth#& stop thirsting
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“Ijichi and Gojo are in love!” “Ijichi and Nanami are married <3” ma’am Ijichi is on suicide watch because every man he sleeps with meets an untimely demise
#this is a joke. mostly#’Ijichi has two hands :-)’ yes and they’re both empty#Ijichi has two hands and they’re both holding guns and Shoko is#trying to wrestle them out of his grip because he is NOT leaving her alone in this fuckery#jujutsu kaisen#kiyotaka ijichi#satoru gojo#kento nanami#goiji#nanaiji
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xBcrafted would never be on the imp and skizz podcast bc that would require him to divulge information about himself and not be able to shoot them with a bow and arrow and none of his malewives would be there
#this is a joke. mostly#funny that I got tagged in a xb on the podcast post bc I was just thinking about it#do we know more about Etho now I feel like xb may have him beat#but tbf I’m not a constant xb stream watcher so hard to tell
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pete deboer has no choice but to healthy scratch jamie benn next game, my column-
#this is a JOKE. mostly#i think it would be hysterically funny and deeply unlikely#but i bet he had the thought
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“god didn’t give me a dick because i’d always get it stuck in places” have you considered that trans men are just male souls reborn without a dick because they died with their dick stuck in something in their previous life
#this is a joke. mostly#sorry i left my dick in a previous life so now i gotta make my own :/#tboy swag
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people it is wrong to write rpf about:
streamers
formula 1 drivers
one direction members
any serial killer
the founding fathers
my chemical romance members but only sometimes
people it is okay to write rpf about:
any biblical figure
dead politians (excluding the founding fathers, as previously mentioned)
historical figures prior to the year 1700
chess players but you must change their names for plausible deniability
certain key figures in the cold war (only some of them. it's up to you to determine which ones are morally acceptable)
julius caesar
my chemical romance members but only sometimes
people you have a moral imperative to write rpf about:
the beatles
#this is a joke. mostly#anyway observing some trends i've seen on the dash recently. i think this is my take on the situation#.txt
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I like to call Max haters anti-maxxers, like anti-vaxxers, because in the end both of them got something against autism
#this is a joke. mostly#also i am autistic i can make this joke#and im not assuming anything ab max ofc but a lot of us say hes at least honourary autistic. there is something undiagnosed ab him#(affectionate)#f1#max verstappen#actually autistic#honourary autistic max#hermie's rants#to delete#delete later
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going to the thrift store for Xmas shopping who wants a gift
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would you guys still love me if i posted an essay on multiplicity/plurality in star trek
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sorry if you wanna call a (canonically) m/f or m/m ship "yuri" they made new requirements effective immediately:
- in all of the media you like, you have to have at least two (canon) girl characters as your favorites, and you have to like these characters as individual characters separate of any partner/friend characters
- you have to have at least one (canon) f/f ship
- you have to headcanon at least one canon girl as transfem
- you must be able to draw one piece of art that passes the bechdel test
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i think everyone except me is wrong about my faves actually
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do you think if morpho knight got sealed away it’d look like one of those bugs trapped in amber
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