#this is a joke I love the gays sm

[bootleg-nessie]

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! The vaccine was invented to make us all gay. I had never had a single gay thought before 2020 but now ever since the tall muscular firefighter moved in next door and convinced me to get the jab, he’s all I can think about. Been having all kinds of unnatural thoughts like his big strong hands, gently caressing my soft, supple body. All because of BIDEN’s liberal VACCINE turning us into damn QUEERS

[roykiller07]

when i was little i had above average reading and writing comprehension + i was creative so all the adults around me constantly expressed how much they believed i would become an amazing prestigious author as an adult. little do they know im now an unemployed highschool dropout writing doomed gayass transformers fanfiction on my notes app in a decrepit hole in the ground and i really AM the most ultimate writer on the planet

[unmotivatedartistry]

Simon as C1? Got dat wholesome energy :3

Simon in C1!

Sorry y'all, we couldn't get the [head empty] to stop holding hands with the [absolutely lovestruck].

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[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

the fact that gojo genuinely wanted to teach him about love…… that he wanted to reach out to him and save him from his isolation.

YES!! the whole "i will remember you.." HAS ME FUCKED UP like. there's a few ways it could be interpreted but it gives me the same feeling as when you 'love' someone so much, you honour or cherish the memory of them forever.. AHHHHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

thank you ari for the link <33 when i read the chapter I will be back to let you know my thoughts and feelings :3 I have so many photos in my camera roll of just me sobbing after jjk so :3 definitely scared :3 With 252.. you're very right it's really sad that it's actually quite far from how detailed Gege likes his fights to be. Art style and breaks are on two different spectrums. Complaining about him taking breaks is the biggest NO from me. like PLEASE let Gege release a chapter a month. Every single week is WAY too much for a mangaka - there's only so much a person can do within 6 days :// From a pure quality and marketing standpoint it'll allow him to : process his OWN thoughts, more detailed drawings and (longer) chapters, perhaps even formulate a proper plan for the manga, and the hype will be bigger as well. Especially right now where it is getting criticism and being called repetitive - there is less hype because everyone knows they'll get answers in the next week. But most importantly REST. he is not a machine and you are very right about that!!

something to look forward to :3 (tbf i was especially into it bc i love takaba and kenny lmao but i still think you’ll find it fun!! you can tell akutami was having a blast)

also!! i just thought I'd let you know.. i never really got kenny (kenny is so messed up and i dislike(d) them) but you're the blog that made me understand the lore!! and I even started reading some kenny fics.. Anyways, i think that's enough for today and I'll shut up now haha!! <33

OHHHHH ANON WE’RE HOLDING HANDS OUR BRAINS ARE SMOOCHING

i agree completely 🫂 when i saw that line i kept thinking of sukuna like. centuries into the future…. in a completely different world ….. STILL remembering gojo and no one else. it’s such a wonderful fucking line not only because sukuna looks so sincerely pleased saying it but because it’s proof that gojo DID reach him!!!! gojo wanted to prevent sukuna from feeling alone and he succeeded because sukuna will never truly be alone as long as he’s carrying gojo’s memory with him. they make me insane

PLS DO SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE CHAPTER ONCE YOU READ IT …. i’d love love love to hear!!!! :3 take your time though… get your tissues ready……. aaa and !!! 100% agree on the monthly chapters. that should just be a standard atp but sadly it isn’t…. :ccc i rlly do think gege deserves one long longgggg break to rest up properly.

also!! i just thought I'd let you know.. i never really got kenny (kenny is so messed up and i dislike(d) them) but you're the blog that made me understand the lore!! and I even started reading some kenny fics..

ALSO THIS !!!!!!!! ANON…….. T_T this made me so happy you have NO idea. i’m so glad i could turn you around on him!!! he’s such a silly, interesting, fun little guy :’3 (very fucked up too but that’s just another charm point imo) and aaa the kenny fics !! the world needs sm more of those … i’m working on a no curses au fic for him but i have no idea when it’s getting out …… </3 hopefully soon!!!! anyway pdhdjdj i’m just so happy that you’re a kenny enjoyer now!! welcome to the cult club !!!! 🫂🫂

[taus-inc]

omg omg omg why do i not remember watching planet 51 it was so so good. 10/10 movie

[p00sy-d3stro7er]

I love how accidentally fruity (bcs i'm pretty sure it wasnt on purpose) Black Sails' Israel Hands turned out.

Like, his whole arc about Blackbeard, how he is at the same time extremely bitter about him and still somehow sentimental totally looks like an unrequited crush. He is furious at Ed for how he treated him but at the same time he still cant bring himself to hate him entirely. Becouse He remembers their good times, how dear Blackbeard was to him and perhaps this makes him even more bitter.

I'm also convinced that Israel had prepared a whole Independent woman, "i dont need you" ,"you're the Man but i got the power" type of speech when he found out that he will have to meet Blackbeard & was unpleased about the news about his death, becouse all his effort was wasted. And this is canon. Argue with the wall.

AND HIM WITH SILVER. Its fucking hillarious how he tries to sabotage Johns relationship with Flint whenever he has a chance with absolutely no reason exluding: "How dare they be in actual love when i was pining for my captain for 472828282 years and the only thing i got was a kick in my ass! 😠😠 I am not happy so neither should they! 🤬🤬" (I know Silver and Flint are everything but happy but you get my point)

And he is serving cunt honestly. With his whole girl bestie, "dump him" attitude to Silver, while being an old fuck with the greasiest most crusty dusty hair imaginable, and overall looking like this:

And when he doesnt sabotage gay relationships, he takes out his anger on John, constantly beating the shit out of him (which is totally deserved btw).

Oh and of course i have to mention his silly little moves with his silly little hammer. He is such an icon honestly.

[charliedrawscats]

Herez a drawing i madez today cuz i waz bored :p

[elfelt-valentine]

Oh my god ….. 8 & 20 putameke…. if you want…… share thoughts

Explodes into million pieces. Ok buckle in

8. What do they love most about the other? Why?

I think, mutually, it is that they're both fucking insane. They're the kind who's gonna brainstorm ajd then get an idea at the same time and finish each others sentences. They have a brain link and they KNOW how powerful it is.

As for individually, Putata respects Mekeke's patience and absolute evil genius, Mekeke doesn't rly think of himself that way and thinks Putata is exaggerating (like he always does), but he feels flattered nevertheless. Mekeke is for sure the main idea machine in their relationship, but Putata is the best to bring them to fruition.

While Mekeke is soooo infatuated with this artist, his weird antics and talent, someone who cam truly bring him out of his shell, even if it might be out of Putata's own need to catch up to all those years being trapped at home and well behaving facade. Mekeke appreciates his art, his humor, his MIND and literally everything. He's got a lot if thoughts and feelings that he struggles to properly show with words like Putata really would but he has his ways.

They just bring out the best and add on to each other perfectly.

20. How do they comfort each other when one of them is upset? Is this method of comfort effective?

Oh you know those two got some shit and inner demons, and it took them some time to get there, but when one of them is having a moment or is upset about something else, they ask each other to talk about their art process.

Mekeke always tells Putata about all his instruments and puppets and all the stuff he plans to do, and if Putata wants to paint his puppets in the future. Putata tells Mekeke about that one graffiti he made, that one sketch he wants to try out, that new trick he learnt with his Nyororo and more. They like to listen to each other - helps to forget about things that bothered them, cuz what matters is Here and Now.

They had their handful of horrors but who cares about horrors when there's the next sick thing they could do.

[noxtivagus]

i rlly do like how i look today ehe

[theeighthwonder69420]

MAG 47..... .OHH MY GOD. MICHEAL VOICE MICHEAL VOICE. MICHEAL. MIHEAL OG MY GOD MIKE. FUCKHANDS MCMIKE LETS FUCKING GO

[medicine-and-molly]

gordon ramsey can get it frl bros got rizzotto

[sh4dys]

Hansumfella letting reader pick a song for the intro? 🙏🏾 maybe chappell roan etc

Intro music » Hansumfella

summary: being allowed to finally pick his intro music 🫶

warnings: cringey romance, pet names (babe), suggestive jokes

A/N: chappell roan is one of my fav artists, i had to do it. whoever requested this, i love you sm. also this shit is so cringy my bad 😔

“Okay babe, just so you stop begging, I’ll let you pick for once.” Tyler sighed as he gestured for you to come closer, opening up Spotify on his monitor.

“Damn, I thought you liked when I beg.” You teased him as you went and sat on his lap, immediately searching Chappell Roan, glancing back at him for some sort of approval.

“Oh, shut it.” He nudged your side as he leaned back into the chair, raising a brow in confusion. “Chappell Roan?”

“Uh, duh. She’s your favorite artist’s favorite artist.” You smiled as you searched through her album, debating between Casual and Naked In Manhattan. “Should we have a bunch of depressed gay people in chat, or just gay people?”

Tyler couldn’t help but laugh at your words, his hands finding their way to your waist and gently started rubbing his thumbs in circles. “How about whatever song is catchier?”

“Naked In Manhattan it is.” You smiled and leaned back against him, pressing a quick kiss to his cheek before allowing him to do his thing and set up stream.

It didn’t take long, and soon Chappell’s voice was filling his ears, quickly taking out one of his earbuds and gave it to you.

“Alright, when I unmute you can sing because I don’t know the lyrics.” He smiled at you lightly, earning a quick nod from you.

When given the que that he unmuted, you quickly caught up with the lyrics, a smile set on your lips as you did so.

“Touch me baby, put your lips on mine. Could go to hell, but we’ll probably be fine. I know you want, baby, you can have it. Oh, I’ve never done it, let’s make it cinematic!” You turned to face him as he turned the camera on, quickly grabbing his face and placed a kiss against his lips.

“Did you really do that because of the lyrics?” He spoke to you softly, his hands holding your sides firmly on his lap. “Maybe. I think chat liked it though.”

He couldn’t help but chuckle, sitting up slightly as he adjusted the mic, turning down the volume of the song and greeted the chat.

[marls-boros-bitch]

ayyyyyee howdy there

i’m marlene mckinnon. i like hot moms (euphemia potter.. hnng /j) and women! women are good too

she/her. or she/they. fuck it whatever the hell you want

a womankisser 💪💪

i think i have autism. also an aromantic bitch

old enough to fuck ur mom (seventeen)

live laugh love chappell roan oh my god i love her sm. also maneskin, thank you barty 🙏

marlboro reds are my goat

me n sirius r a power duo but me n barty should not be allowed we match each other’s freak to a level that is concerning to the public

some people i know:

@remus-mo0ny-lupin - it’s remus lupin. it’s the wolf wolf guy

@im-not-joking - he’s so sirius rn

@jamie-and-co - CAN I PLEASE FUCK UR MOM

@astronomic-nerd - boring asf but has a lot of aura so ill give him that

@bat-barty-junior - ITS RACCOON BOY. HOWS THE ASYLUM

@petey-p - PETER!!

@notyouraverage-mary - MARY MY LOVE

@roses-n-bones - gay emo fucker

@sapphic-saints - dorcas omg ur so pretty please marry me right now

@pandora-sometimes-performs - apparently has dissected animals. that’s so cool

[ ooc : hey there! my main account is @caramel-covered-apples! if you wanna join, go talk to @ieatglowsticks! it’s a band au, so no Hogwarts houses or anything of the such. my ooc usually goes into the tags, but i’ll also label it in posts too. this rp does NOT support jkr. credits go to @anitalenia for the dividers :) ]

[archangeldyke-all]

could you somethjng with sevika going with reader to get readers blood work done but reader is like terrified and like almost passed out because of how freaked out she was???

giving you kisses i love you sm!!! i have blood work today so i’m rlly scared, i js wanted something to help with it☹️☹️

yeah of course!! i hope your appointment goes good <33

men and minors dni

okay, i think sevika is scared of needles-- like she needs you to come to all her doctors appointments to hold her hand in case she needs shots-- so she totally gets having a big fear of bloodwork.

she takes the day off work to come with you, and when the nurse leads you to the little room, she trails right behind you, her hand wrapped around one of yours.

the nurse thinks you guys are adorable. sevika makes you sit in her lap, her arms around your waist before you can pass your arm to the nurse.

while the nurse smacks your arm to find a vein, sevika tries to distract you from panicking by sneaking her thumbs under your shirt and drawing circles on your hips, pressing little kisses to the top of your spine. it helps.

getting the needle in is the worst part, but sevika kisses you through it. and then, once you're settled, it's kind of easy.

sevika makes sure you keep your eyes off the vials of blood being filled by your arm, holding your chin in her fingers and whispering stupid jokes to you to get you to laugh.

"why'd the phlebotomist go to art school?"

"why?" you ask.

sevika snickers before she answers, laughing at her own stupid joke. "to learn how to draw blood."

you snort and roll your eyes, but your nurse cackles.

"i've never heard that one!" she laughs.

sevika grins, and at the sight of it, you forget completely that there's a needle in your arm.

taglist!

@fyeahnix @lavendersgirl @half-of-a-gay @thesevi0lentdelights @sexysapphicshopowner

@shimtarofstupidity @chuucanchuucan @badbye666 @femme-historian @lia-winther

@ellsss @sevikaspillowprincess @emiliabby @sevikasbeloved @hellorai

@glass-apothecary @macaroni676 @artinvain @k3n-dyll @sevsdollette

@ellieslob @xayn-xd @keikuahh @maneskinwh0re @raphaellearp

@iamastar @sevikitty @claude999 @nhaaauyen

[stealingyourbones]

Not sure if this has been suggested before but what do you think about a DP x DC Cross where the JL discover Amity because the "It's Not Gay if he's Dead" joke escapes containment into mainstream? Also I love your blog! You're awesome.

aaaaa thank you sm hun! I really appreciate that :D I'm glad you enjoy my funky lil blog!

And now, I threw this idea at a fellow who is simply me with prompts but even more unhinged and they wrote a thing. I present to you, This:

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Escaping containment implies that the content got leaked somehow. 

Maybe after so long with dealing with ghosts on their own, especially with ghosts that can control and use tech the people of Amity Park decide to self isolate. Phantom and Red Huntress are considered the only main heroes allowed in Amity, one out of pride and two out of concern of a ghost possessing an foreign hero. 

There was a fight and the tech isolation software glitched or a satellite picks up something on accident, letting a small leak occur. Nothing major, just a small joke. 

A blurry photo of a white haired teenager with a fancam like edit around him and the words "It's Not Gay if he's Dead." 

Which on its own wouldn't have taken off very much on the internet, but someone pointed out that the teenager was wearing what was very obviously a hero outfit. Leading to people wondering just who exactly this hero is or was. 

So they dig, and it turns out the “one” leak wasn't the only one to happen. 

The internet finds out there's not just one meme. There's hundreds of them. All originating from a single midwestern city and mostly focused around one person, the white haired teenager that is referred to as Phantom in most memes. 

Theres edits of a female musician with bright blue hair with text saying “that moment when a dead girl is your bisexual awakening” and “Its not a crush on a villian if shes not alive.” 

There's even photos of these slime-like creatures. With dozens of different memes referring to them. Varying from calling them green pigeons, to talking about tossing them like a sports ball.  

Theres even a photo of Dash and most of the football team are wearing group shirts that all say “It's Not Gay if he's Dead” with Phantoms logo on it, half as a joke and half because some of them would definitely date Phantom if they could. 

It's not even the Justice League that finds the jokes first, it's the younger generation of heroes. 

(It's how Tim asks Kon for a date. He sends a meme with Danny getting flunged in the worlds most tumbling superhero pose with the below text "It's not gay if he's dead." Tim immediately sends another text "But it is gay if he's an alien, 10pm picnic date?")

The different memes get passed around, none of them taking them that seriously, until it gets to Batman. One of the memes is sent in the bat group chat by one of the Bat kids to ask Jason about getting group Batburger later. “If your hero’s dead its not gay, it’s just hero worship, even if you want to meet him behind the Nasty Burger.” 

It's the hyper specific wording that gets Batman to look into it. He only finds the memes, nothing else. No town called Amity Park, no hero called Phantom, no trace outside of a reference to a defunct and wiped completely clean government branch and references to a nonexist law. 

This leads him to contact the Justice League, including the JL Dark, for a meeting. 

Surprisingly quite a few members recognize the teen outside of the memes. Flash, Captain Marvel, Wonder Woman, Martian Manhunter, Aquaman, and some of the JLD. The Flash refuses to say anything due to timeline continuum dangers. Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and Martian Manhunter mention someone like him appearing in ancient texts, but nothing beyond that. The JLD that know are physically and contractually unable to say much beyond Phantom being a hero and very important. 

It’s Captain Marvel that genuinely knows anything about him. “That's Danny, he's pretty cool. He's even helped me out a few times!”

The rest of the JL are surprised, Marvel gets more questions and answers some of them. He doesn't share the knowledge that he's helped Billy at handling the whole secret child hero thing, and that he's welcome in Amity. Just enough information to make the League stop looking into Phantom, Ember, Cujo, all of Amity. 

It works, mostly. 

Batman has never been one to let sleeping dogs lie…

-From Bones’ GhostWriter, S.

[shakespearean-dream]

i would adore ur ted ideas he is so interesting 2 me!!!!!!

ask and you shall receive!!!!

ted. teddigan. theodoreigan my boy. i have so many mixed feelings about u💔

this drawing was a pain in the ASS to make for some reason?? my first go at him was way too close to canon for my liking so i threw myself out there n got to a place i liked thankfully, plus halfway through i forgot how to draw hands and almost cried (joking) cause i thought i had them down at this point!!!!— but trust me, even if you have 9 years of art experience (like me unfortunately. someone take me out i’ve had a good life) ur gonna forget the basics sometimes. warm yourself up and try again cause i did and i eventually remembered 😭😭😭

doing these character studies and drawings have seriously improved my way and process of drawing faces which is so nice 🥲 i think i just need to start looking at the bigger picture again so i don’t forget how to draw everything else. like hands. or full bodies. foreshadowing ;)

i wanted my ted to look just a wee bit unsettling because my general consensus of him is that he is totally fucked in the head, lmfao. born a nepotism baby who ended up scamming people more for fun than for actual cash, horribly sexist but dependent on women to validate him, paranoid as all get out, selfish and self centered as all get out, just his canon personality’s all in one and turned up a notch. 🥲

i don’t think he’s totally beyond redemption, especially because he’s been cooped up with ellen, who is a highly decorated in the engineering field black woman, benny who’s gay and gorr “FREEDOM FIGHTIN’ LIBERAL🇺🇸🦅🦅🔥🔥” ister for 109 years. in that time he’s definitely slipped up and they’ve definitely corrected him (along with nimdok too LOL). i think with some intensive therapy, a shower and a trip to the tolerance museum (south park reference) he’ll be a little better.

i’m a mild ted/AM shipper (as seen in the bottom right hand corner) but more in the “ooohehheh they’re flirting!!… oh no. oh this is not going to end well. this is definitely a toxic relationship” way and less the “awh cute maybe they can have mutual redemption arcs!!!” way because i love seeing gay men suffer romantically (don’t cancel me i am a bisexual man suffering romantically i swear😭)

i’m not too partial to any other ships honestly, ted/ellen makes me nauseous (just cause of the way ted talks about/treats her in the franchise, no hate to my tellen shippers i promise) and i can only see gorrister with his wife 🥲 with benny and nimdok i have no clue if either of them rlly have romantic interests but im not a fan of them with anybody so erm… i do love the whole groups found family vibes though :”””] they’re all cute together and the mutual suffering but all the while growth is comforting to me

i think that’s about all my thoughts!!! another thank you for the support on this blog recently i love yall sm. i’ll eventually post on my transformers blog but i am STILL SCARED because robots are hard to draw. stay tuned for it though. 💀

thank you for reading if you did!!! let me know which of the guys yall want me to do next; benny, AM and nimdok are left on the chopping block. ❤️