#just a movie full of himbos and and evil scientist

[taus-inc]

omg omg omg why do i not remember watching planet 51 it was so so good. 10/10 movie

[ursineknight]

Diamantino is so interesting. I thought it was going to take the sort of wacky energy Zoolander has, but they went very level with it. Even with the Make Portugal Great Again plotline and the evil twin sisters and the cloning and the lesbian secret agent posing as his new adopted son.

Disembodied comments below:

Diamantino is my bi ace KING

He's such a himbo!! Somebody help him and take him away from his shit-ass sisters.

This pig butchering scene is some The Shining shit.

Oh, I hope Aisha actually likes him as a person eventually.

The fucking. Pink clouds. And giant Pekingese puppies. On the field with him when he's in the zone.

THE MPGA SCIENTIST CONCLUDES THAT HIS BRAIN IS WORKING AT 10% OF NORMAL BUT THAT HE'S FULL OF COMPASSION. King shit, king shit.

AISHA, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BIND!!!!!

Oh, well, okay, there's a real undercurrent of white Portuguese supremacy here. I guess we can't duck this no matter the national context, huh?? Geez.

Okay, God, this is parodying both MAGA and also the England EU referendum. Jesus.

Fucking-- The propaganda secret ministry project literally calls football their opiate of the masses with which they'll steer the country into their MPGA nonsense. I'm crying.

Diamantino's little black kitten named Mittens is the real star of this fucking movie. Oh my God. He's wet in this scene where they're on the water. I'm gonna cry. Little wet black kitten.

Okay, Lucia dressing up as this Catholic nun on a motorbike is also comedy gold.

OKAY, FULL ISLAMOPHOBIA PER THE REFERENDUM, TOO, but like, in the sense that they're turning around the sort of rhetoric that carried off the UK.

Oh my God, this is Girl Power, the movie. This whole MPGA initiative is being carried out by racist white women.

"I told you, he won't make it. His brain is completely empty." What a drag, but also true

I don't know what to feel about Aisha and Diamantino having sex?? They established her as a lesbian earlier. And as far as I can tell, the film was written by just two cishet men. Sigh.

Okay, the cishet man writing is just bursting at the seams at the end. Why would Aisha show up to save Diamantino in a yellow bikini we've never seen her in before and with only a fucking fencing saber

I WILL admit that Aisha pulling off the saber move Diamantino was coached to use in the white-power commercial to kill two racist white women is fantastic

Well, okay!! That was the end.