#this is a jOKE DONT @ ME
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diversity win! this spider is forcefemming its prey!
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#science#fireflies#i dont even know which joke to do here#this brings a whole new meaning to traps#scientists are hard at work uncovering if all male Abscondita terminalis are chasers#fucking. hypno spider venom. are you kidding me!
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straight women need to start fetishising sapphic women so there can be more femslash fan fiction. we gotta outsource and get more writers on board. I want it to get to the point where two women cant be on screen together without having a 80k space opera fic written about them. I want show runners to be scared of cancelling sapphic shows because legions and legions of fans will come after them. dont tell me my priorities are wrong.
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OK TUMBLR PRETEND WE'RE ALL ON SET TOGETHER PICK A JOB
if you actually work/have worked as one of these pls select it and tell me in the tags im curious
if you've worked as multiple, pick your favorite
everyone else, VOTE ON VIBES ALONE!!
#poll#mads actor tag#film set posting#my bullshit#movies#film sets#pLS dont lecture me in the tags if u think my silly descriptions aren't 100% accurate and instead learn how to recognize a Joke
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"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures
#i dont normally make posts like this but ive seen MULTIPLE??? posts floating around that are meant as jokes saying#'haha *deeply misogynistic attitude/institution* is basically just kink! ;P'#and no one challenging it or if they do theyre seen as buzzkills or anti-sex/anti-kink#well im neither of those and i keep seeing it and its getting to me#not st#doctor's log
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i think men should be locked up and incinerated
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literally so fucking embarrassing to have a favorite character bc it will have you sitting there thinking things such as "omg he experiences the 5 senses" and "omg he wears clothes and feels the texture of them on his skin" and "omg he eats food and tastes it" and "omg he sleeps with his eyes closed in a bed with sheets" Like be honest should i just kill myself at this point
#Yes this is abotu will graham dont talk to me .#wasp speaks#suicide joke#suicide tw#also i know theres more than 5 senses i just mean like the kindergarten ones
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* Chara.....hey Chara!
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* Did you hear me calling you?
#wiredphonezart#dont even joke ab the flowey new home dialogue that shit DEVASTATES ME EVERYTIME#undertale#asriel dreemurr#chara dreemurr#flowey the flower
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fine! i drew it! now i can rest and also die of shame
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#the book of bill#billford#this is a joke guys!!#you can kindly ignore this one thanks#i also cannot draw them at all#stan pines#ford pines#bill cipher#meme redraw#i dont know where the original meme came from tbh#if you do know tell me pls! :)#comic#shitpost#NRart
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i just think that Duke Thomas should like oink at Dick Grayson. I think that when Dick tries to come in Duke’s room and have like a weird sibling heart-to-heart, Duke’s like “u got a warrant, pig???” and Dicks like 👁️👄👁️. Duke passive-aggressively hands Dick a doughnut. And Dick doesn’t rrly get shit for being a cop/having been a cop bc most ppl assume he’s a stripper, so this is new to him.
#PLZ THE LAST LINE IS A JOKE I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT#ITS A FUNNY ONE#BUT ITS A JOKE#DONT YELL AT ME#dcu#batman#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#batkids#dick grayson#duke thomas#HE HAS SHENANIGANS THIS IS HIS SHENANIGANS#this post was inspired by 1. zac oyama beinf the funniest fucker 2. that one episode of new girl ifykyk
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thing i made for a friend to explain the carnies
#delcious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#mithrun#pattadol#cithis#fleki#otta#lycion#the canaries#welcome to the anime you dysfunctional bitches#dont you come for me in the tags and tell me how i didn't get them right or anything it's a JOKE
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shaniacs try defending this one
#watcher#shane madej#ghost files#kblabbers#tpcent#for everyone reblogging this from the watcher blog: I AM A SHANIAC AND A BOOGARA!! I am a watcher girlie thru and thru and the caption is#only a fun joke pls dont tell me shit in the tags! i love both boys <3 and i know shane isnt defendable lol#1ktxt
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part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper
#before anyone asks its not a series the part 4 is a joke dont go looking#the solver granted me this mental image#definitely not at the right skill level to draw it correctly but i did good enough#nori forgetting her ipod in space and then needing n to launch her into orbit to get it back#yknow now that im actually stopping to think about it v would be the only one of the two in functioning order at this point#or they just waited for n to regen and then forced him to do this#we both know n is fully capable of punting nori into orbit#something something stupid mutt#my hatred for this is growing the more i look at it im gonna finish off the tags#art#murder drones#murder drones n#murder drones nori#murder drones uzi#murder drones flesha#i guess#or#murder drones cyn#serial designation n#one day ill be able to draw n in a way i like#noris text box is supposed to be a rose it did not come out looking like a rose#i dont know how to draw roses help
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I really shouldn't listen to Snapcube when I draw
#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic art#shadow the hedgehog#remember- he doesn't want his highlights called gay in a derogatory way#so now hes gonna have to disappear Sonic AND the US president#that oughtta teach em a lesson#(((I'm gay and its a Dub joke please dont flame me LMFAO)))
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"Bill... Can I call you that?" / "You can call me whatever you want except 'My Love'!"
"Ha ha! That's a joke! Everybody loves me!"
Y yo a ti Ford, or whatever. @fearoftriangles pointed out that in the Spanish version of The Book of Bill: Bill says Ford can call him anything but "Mi Amor" instead of anything but "Late for Dinner" and-
...I swear, Spanish translators cannot keep getting away with this
#Its been 4 years and i still regularly think about 'Y yo a ti Cas' you can't do this to me AGAIN#joke is that this is the format of the Destiel y yo a ti cas / dont do this cas meme but i fear by making them look happy i lost the vibe#I will redraw them with the og crying meme someday tho i think it'd be funny#Gravity falls#Billford#Stanford Pines#Bill Cipher#Ford Pines#young stanford pines#bill/ford#Bill x ford#Destiel meme#Fan art#Fanart#GF fanart#Artists on tumblr#My art#The book of bill#Tbob#Love them they are the worst and apparently even more worse in spanish <333#I hope i got the words right i do not speak spanish and i know google translate is the source of all evil 😅
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Positive Reinforcement 🍃
The joke is that alhaitham will do the stupid grand sage job even if he hates it only because nahida asked him to stay by her side. He is a walking mystery but you can also read him like a book.
#wanderer#nahida#alhaitham#genshin impact#gi#idraw#me f2p cyno main: now i explain my jokes#tbh i dont main but he has his bis#cant wait to get alhaitham#scaramouche#also its acting grand sage#that happens when i dont read what i write#1k#5k#10k
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