#this is a dumb post ik

[glitchylaptop]

@ dhmis fandom

How do you write or say Simon's last name? Gilcrest? Gilchrest? Gilchrist?

[bonsai-and-the-suns]

'im scared to ask them out' i said

'grow a pair' they said

so i did

the fuck do i do with this thing?

[modawg]

it actually pisses me off a little bit that reyna made that joke abt percy not being able to find his way out of a paper bag if annabeth wasn’t there and annabeth LAUGHED

my pjo annabeth would never do that are you kidding

your saying the girl who used to hate her blonde hair bc people thought (based off her looks) that she was dumb would be ok with someone doing that to her boyfriend ??

your telling me hubris wise girl chase would date a dumb ass bitch ??

your saying to my face that everytime annabeth has seen percy be super capable and strategic through the first 5 books all got whittled down to that moment ??

nah immediately nah

if it was og annabeth she would’ve given reyna the fattest side eye bc not only is some RANDOM BITCH saying that shit abt her bf but the fact that she said that infront of him ?? NAHHHHHHHH

everyday i’m mad abt what rick did to himbo percy EVERYDAY

[synthshenanigans]

dude i think my UCN is broken, I don't remember this update

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

I don't think this group gets much done

[captainkirkk]

I can't stop thinking about m!ik so please have some AUs from the shower

AU in which the demon world find out about humans' healing properties, resulting in a surge of humans kidnapped from the human realm to be used as healing blood slaves - including Iruma. I'm undecided who would find Iruma in this AU, but they're going to find One Traumatised Boy

AU in which Iruma's status as human is revealed very publicly and becomes a huge political blunder. People are screaming about cover ups and fake accusations, so Iruma and Sullivan's trial is opened for public viewing (and you best believe the WHOLE demon realm is following along at home). Every demon that's ever spoken to Iruma is dragged in for questioning. Multiple members of the Misfit Class have had to be restrained. They delve deeper into just HOW Iruma has been able to get away with pretending to be a high rank demon for so long - and find the ring of Gluttony. And Ali. And the magical expert inspecting the ring is quick to realise - on live TV with the entire demon world watching - that Ali is the lost demon king Derkila, and he's NOT happy about everyone putting his partner through this media circus.

AU in which Iruma's parents sell him to Sullivan a decade-ish earlier. I know this is an AU that's been thought up before, but I can't get over it. Sullivan is SO STINKING PROUD of his squishy little grandson - who is much harder to embarrass than 14yo Iruma. Toddler Iruma is happy to be shown off to the entire demon world. Sullivan carries him all around Babyls and Iruma becomes an instant celebrity around campus. The students all become No 1 Iruma stans and call him "the little lord" and always want to say hello and play with him. Also please picture rookie student Kalego being saddled with baby Iruma as the Junior member of staff and seething in rage, while Iruma giggles and covers him in stickers.

Demon Hunter AU in which Iruma is sold to an abusive church when he is younger and becomes an exorcist-in-training. He's lead to believe that demons are monsters..... until his exorcist teacher captures a bunch of demons that are HIS age, who just looked terrified at the sight of them (I keep going back and forth on who is in this group - Clara, Lied, Azz? Some of the Misfit Class for sure). Iruma decides to rescue them and return them to the demon world, and along the way the demons and Iruma learn more about each other (including how incredibly fucked up Iruma's life at the academy is). Sullivan has been leading the charge, trying to get his young students home, but he was NOT expecting his students to wonder back into the demon realm by themselves with a baby exorcist?? Or for them to start loudly defending said exorcist and trying to protect him from Sullivan??? It doesn't take long for Sullivan to decide that this wide-eyed baby exorcist (demons' mortal enemies) is his new grandson.

[imreallyonthishellsite]

So while the mouthwashing community is still fresh and active I've got a question. Do you think the others ever figured out that it was Jimmy who crashed the Tulpar and not Curly? Like I know Daisuke doesn't know bc if he ever figured it out there's no way he would've stayed quiet abt it, but what abt Anya and Swansea did they ever figure it out at any point or had any suspicions abt what exactly happened the day of the crash

[saph-yells-into-the-void]

hold on i wanna see smth real quick

[camellcat]

first xander brought her back with human breath and determination... then willow with supernatural power and love.... smth smth two halves to keep their third in balance from drifting too far into either side and losing herself.....

[xxlegitcookiezxx]

He needs a pair of those touchscreen gloves

[ghonorrhead]

UNAPOLOGETIC GYJO DOODLE MASTERPOST with the last two being for coco’s incel au 🙈🙈🙈

[soren-apologist]

feh subreddit mfs will say “why are you shipping a child?” and the child in question is an adult man

anyway at this point i’m convinced that like 90% of the discourse circulating ike and soren as a pairing is perpetuated by people who’ve never actually played the tellius games lmao

[homefryboy]

[ponydoodles]

hello everyone!! just a quick one, thank u for all the asks reminding us to turn on preventing third party sharing- we’ve already done it 🫡

to anyone who hasn’t already make sure to go to your settings -> visibility -> ‘prevent third party sharing’ (pictured below) and make sure that’s ON! this means your data and such cannot be sold to research companies and posts can’t be used in ai training models!

-mod treat

[blossoms-phan]

guys can someone reassure me that you want to read phan smut

[transnightfury]

Also thinking back on earlier, my number one rule for the Internet (that i understand most people dont listen to) is to just ignore stupid people... if they try to argue with you, you will always have the high ground if you just...leave them hanging and block them 👍

it makes them way angrier if you just ignore them too 😁