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frownyalfred · 3 days ago

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joke’s on everyone sending me shit because I’m going to Jewishpost about Bruce Wayne even harder now.

reasons I think Bruce Wayne is a Jewish Dad (non-canon reasons, just things he does that remind me of Jewish Dads I know):

he has longstanding beef with multiple people downtown but won’t explain

currently walking around with an injury he should’ve seen a doctor about at least two years ago

observing his kid do something stupid and hurt themselves “why did you do that?”

either has no adult friends at all or has a bunch but they’re all kinda weird so he never brings them up

happiest with the NYT crossword and coffee strong enough to pass as rocket fuel

loves his children. has trouble saying this out loud, explicitly, to his children

can fall asleep anywhere

#my credentials are 1) I am Jewish #2) I already did a write up on Bruce being halachically Jewish #3) I had a Jewish dad #4) I know Jewish dads #batman #bruce wayne #dc #batfamily #this is a joke btw #if folks need a disclaimer #this was in my drafts forever I’m sorry #Jewish Bruce Wayne #Jewish Batman #Jewish batfamily

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hyperblue · 9 months ago

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one thing that will always be funny to me about batfam is that jason is forever convinced that dick is bruce's favorite child while all of his siblings know for sure that bruce's favorite child is actually jason

some random reporter: who's your favorite child?

bruce: how DARE YOU imply that i play favorites, i love ALL of my children equally

dick, without missing a bit: oh he absolutely plays favorites, it was jason

tim: rest in peace

#dc #dc comics #batfamily #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce: i love all my children equally #also bruce five minutes later: idc about dick #this is a joke btw #although. i Do think that bruce is one of those parents who clearly love certain kids more

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squinkreblogs · 8 months ago

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SLIGHT EPISODE 2 SPOILERS

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i AM HURT, i AM BETRAYED /LH

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #shitpost #ink rambles #the amazing digital circus pomni #amazing digital circus #tadc episode 2 spoilers #tadc episode 2 #gummigoo #THIS IS A JOKE BTW #I STILL LIKE CAINE #GUYS CALM DOWN WE DONT KNOW IF GUMMIGOO IS ACTUALLY DEAD #HE’LL PROBABLY RETURN

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eighteenthofoctober · 2 months ago

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The rocket launcher was infested with jinx's homophobia causing all the gays to divorce

#arcane #arcane season 2 #this is a joke btw #jinx #vi #caitlyn kiramman #viktor arcane #vi arcane #jayce talis #caitvi #jayvik

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churomo · 7 months ago

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this came to me in a vision

#jason todd #bruce wayne #my art #dc #this is a joke btw

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skittlesking · 2 months ago

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woke up to this on my canvas help-

#it is them #imo #my art #utmv #this is a joke btw #dream would defineltey say this tho

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acenya · 10 months ago

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He lived, bitch.

#hoyoverse #honkai star rail #hsr #aventurine #this is a joke btw

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reputayswift · 1 month ago

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Only REAL RWYLM fans haven’t made any significant life changes since opening night of the eras tour

#some of you are sounding like the friends getting married strangers getting born and NOT the girl who got frozen 🤨#this is a joke btw #taylor swift #tays takes

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tara-the-star · 9 months ago

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man this neil guy is so silly he should get his own book

#this is a joke btw #tara talks aftg trash #aftg #all for the game #nora sakavic #the foxhole court #neil josten #tsc #tsc spoilers #the sunshine court

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castiellesbian · 8 months ago

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Oh you KNOW the cockles shippers are sick rn

#this is a joke btw

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dragonpyre · 2 months ago

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Lowkey wanna be invited to a tumblr community. I don't want to join, but it's nice to be thought of sometimes

#text post #this is a joke btw #please do not invite me to places and things

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thecatundertheladder · 5 months ago

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"Lloyd dyes his hair blond"

"Lloyd is actually Wu's son that's why he has blonde hair"

ACTUALLY

Garmadon dyes his hair brown to match the 'outcast of the family' vibes he has going

#this is a joke btw #ninjago garmadon #garmadon ninjago #lloyd ninjago #lloyd garmadon #ninjago #lego ninjago #cat rambles

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mourningsbane · 2 months ago

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This is sort of silly but when I first started reading the comic I was so inherently freaked by Honeyspring on like a subconscious level that I was hesitant to open my own clangen game- like she'd be haunting it or something. Creepypasta vibes. I've gotten over it since then but I thought it was sort of funny (currently on moon 700 for my own clan tho!)

That's pretty neat! The idea of Honeysping being a low-key ClanGen creepypasta is humorous to me!

That reminds me that I think something's wrong with my ClanGen run. I tried to do a patrol, and my whole game flickered and crashed! Is this a part of the Halloween events?