#this is NOT THAT
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apparently “i need to take a break from writing” just means i need to take a break from that specific wip bc the ghostbusters au follow up is going pretty well actually
#well. the first of likely multiple follow ups#i might write an actual epilogue type thing idk#this is not that#reese’s pieces
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My dog bit her tongue playing catch, poor baby. She bled on the tennis ball :(
#i am talking about one of my beloved collies#please do not make sex comments on this post#this is not that
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HEY. HEY WHAT THE FUCK. I JUST WATCHED WISTORIA EPISODE 8 AND ???? I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS MUCH GAY COMING FROM THIS SHOW. I AM NOT EVEN JOKING OR EXAGGERATING WILL’S (the mc) ROOMMATE ROSTI IS CANONICALLY INSANELY IN LOVE WITH WILL AND THEY’VE BATHED TOGETHER ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS AND IS SUPER UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH WILL JESUS CHRIST I WAS SO BAFFLED
#in a past episode rosti said will is the one he loves most in the whole world#so i was expecting mild kinda-canon homosexuality#this is NOT that#i had to pause so many times it’s insane#and when will’s girl bestfriend (also in love with him) asked will if rosti was even a guy and will comments on how they’ve bathed together#AND THEN SAYS THAT ROSTI’S IS BIGGER THAN HIS????#AND THEN THE GIRL IS LIKE HIS WHAT IS BIGGER THAN YOURS???#JAW DROPPED#my brother called rosti homotron 3000 and i simply can’t deny that name#anyways. happy months-late pride to rosti i guess#wistoria wand and sword
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I have so much secondhand embarrassment for those complaining about the fortnight performance
#don’t come for me#I know mental health institutions#this is not that#I don’t believe for one second that this is playing fun with an idea#ALSO we have no fucking idea what it was like for her#being a celebrity has some really DARK consequences#also coming from people who are fans of someone who talks about suicide in their songs on a social level#I said what I said
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... i definitely do not know how to play this game. i don't even understand the scoreboard lolll
#mtas#i know how to play the mahjong thats basically a matching game#this is not that#this isnt even that funny im just inviting you to share in my confusion haha
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pwhl teams as chappell roan songs I would dedicate to them:
Montreal: red wine supernova
Boston: super graphic ultra modern girl
Minnesota: femininomenon
New York: after midnight
Ottawa: hot to go
toronto: my kink is karma
#I want to be very clear this is me saying to Toronto I like to see you lose#not Toronto likes to see other ppl lose#also pls don’t read too much into this I learned what a parasocial relationship was in school not on twitter so I’m keenly aware#this is not that#that’s not what I’m saying it’s bc Montreal has maroon jerseys#and sonically it fits#I know that she has a song called naked in manhattan but I thought this one fit ny better#also I’m sorry Boston you didn’t give me much to go off of#I feel like I might be giving the wrong impression of my age here: I do not identify as gen z#but I do like to stay up to date on the culture#honestly again I don’t feel like tagging this#this is about hockey
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To a Drowning Man
Here is the weight of a heart:
dreams gone ragged at the edges,
faded and frayed, the ghost of hope
rather than her full splendour,
and yet,
it’s enough, isn’t it? She sings
still, not siren but lullaby,
a reminder of strength
in darker times,
a hand offered
without expectation, just steady
and steady on—
the constant promise
of softness, breath
to a drowning man
who has ignored his own drowning—
sometimes, love is this
potential:
glimmer unexpected,
gentleness unasked for,
a silhouette standing in shadow,
imperfect heart
shining, a torch song
burning
against the dark.
#poem#poetry#poet#been trying to write a specific poem for days#this is not that#so you get it tumblr#sorry not sorry#ali trotta#writer#not sure I even like this one#but here we are
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BIG spoilers for a megop WIP, also suicide mention
A touching hurt/comfort scene where Megatron nurses Optimus back to health after a suicide attempt. Except that Optimus is chained to the bed in a dark room, unable to move, for weeks with no interruption except when Megatron visits to hand-feed him and tend to his wounds.
#im rabid about this fic im writing#normally when i torture a character its like For A Higher Narrative Purpose y'know?#this is not that#this is me picking up a baseball bat full of nails#and letting its spirit move me#to beat the absolute shit out of a guy#god why do i find that so irresistible
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I made such a nasty little guy who is so red my phone hates focusing and taking pictures of him.
#i used the red to figure it out#not really tried to make up a pattern like this before#usually its more like small things and slight modifications#this is not that#there are also problems ive already rewritten for future tests#so dont point them out pls it will make me sad#im just so enamoured with this fucking morph looking little freak#he has an ass#and while not super visible hes got like some shape in the thigh
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people keep telling me i'll like geometry because i can't handle algebra and it's like DUDE I CAN'T EVEN GRAPH QUADRATICS
#the visual stuff makes as little sense as everything else#you know what i can do. i can say things that are pretty#this is NOT THAT
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Most of the time I get email notifications from AO3 within an hour or three at most when a story I subscribe to updates
But SOMETIMES I just do not. Maybe it turns up a week late. But it's always so disorienting when I find out something updated and I didn't know.
#And of course sometimes I subscribe to an author and they originally were on anon and then reveal it or backdate an old fic#But I took that into account#This is not that
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My downstairs neighbors are simply BLASTING country music at 9am on a Sunday
Haven’t I suffered ENOUGH
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holy unmitigated fuck, this site really can be a cesspool. i’m not interested in elaborating on that further, but i will say that:
i hope anyone who decides to leave (temporarily, permanently, or for an unknown period of time) to prioritize their own mental/physical health, well-being, and/or security is met — exclusively — with understanding and support.
i hope that anyone standing on this gd trash barge truly knows that they owe nothing to anyone — not content, not responsiveness, not emotional endurance, not their presence; and that any decision to pause/stop providing any or all of those things is valid.
i hope that anyone who leaves this site, for any period of time and for any reason, knows that there are people out there — many people — who wish them nothing but the best; that their presence here meant something positive to more than just one somebody; and that they matter — present tense — whether or not they stay on this platform.
i hope that anyone — on or off this site — is able to protect their peace; that you all have access to whatever it is you need to feel okay; and that you can make your health and safety your first priority as often as possible.
most of all, i hope you are firmly on your own team, as difficult as that idea tends to be in practice.
for what it’s worth, i’m on your team, too. 💕
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There’s a biweekly meeting for a semi-voluntary thing I do at work that I haven’t attended since they moved it to a time that is totally fine if you’re in Boston (HQ), but 7:30 pm if you’re in Berlin. I’m the only EU-based representative on the meeting.
Every time it comes into my inbox because they change the meeting room or add a new agenda document, I decline it with an “outside EU working hours” note and every time they don’t do anything about it.
It’s been six months.
#I don’t mind the occasional late meeting if there is some urgency#this is not that#this is just ignorance
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y'know what i'm just gonna say it publicly: some of y'all are absolutely ignoring the "don't just vote for your favourite character" aspect of Fight Club Penguin
#bitzy already did a poll for who the best club penguin character is#this is not that#this is about The Violence#Rambles Into The Void
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