#this is ABSOLUTELY A JOKE
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if this hits 1000 notes ill sing a terrible cover of a radiohead song picked at random.
i look like if thom yorke was more of a faggot
#this is absolutely a joke#im not even tryna do the “fuuck i hope it doesnt get attentionnnn” thing cuz like#idk itd be lame for a fucking dumb webcam selfie to gain any meaningful traction#id still do it if it happened tho
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Introduction Post
….I am the…
(breathe)…oldest man…at Welton Academy…
(breathe)….I am 102 years old…
(breathe)
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well if riverclan wasn't so busy sleeping around maybe they could be able to keep territory to hold the sunning rocks.
#peaches & screams | ooc. |#| dash commentary |#this is absolutely a joke#i just want saw that and i was!!#im windclan all the way so i don't truly have a beef#but also Riverclan is full of WHORES /lh affectionate
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Me, holding up Cinnabar: Why are you so... normal. What do you mean you're sane and well put together? I love you but give me something to work with!
#not imagines#this is absolutely a joke#i'm writing cinnabar hcs just fine#but it's really funny to me bc the problems u might face dating cinnabar are so different to basically any other character in the game
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relationship goals
(deranged sapphic love edition)
#relationship goals#love#lamentations#toxic relationship#(not really we just get a little silly goofy here)#this is absolutely a joke#obsessive love#obsessive aesthetic#wlw pride#sapphic#lesbian#lesbian pride#obsessive tendencies#married life#wlw mood#relationship#i love what i have with this woman#bible book club#bible study#prose#dark prose#poetry#queer poetry#queer romance#wlw writing#poetblr#ex christian#christianity#feminine rage#macabre
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she got you there.
#asasdnfajsdfadjfal#this is absolutely a joke#Saerdis is too emotionally constipated to ever be this direct#Saerdis(top panel) is Leigh's mentor#who's job is to train and prep wards of the state for the empire's secret service#go figure when you practically raise the children that the empire dumped on you#they kinda project all the parental stuff on you#rip#i'd say personality wise she's like a cross between miss. frizzle and miranda priestly#also should mention i did this in like 20 min#oc leigh/enna#oc saerdis#my art#dnd#dnd pc#dnd npc#dia's doodles#short comic#d&d#digital art
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Friendship with NSR ended, JJK is my new comfort media! /j
#this is absolutely a joke#pretty sure j/jk is just a phase right now#but it's hitting me so hard#and that's what i thought n/sr was at first#so we'll see#eritalks#noart#rambling
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COP!!! You make BLORBO a COP!! Writer make BLORBO a PIG!!! oh! OH!!! JAIL!!! JAIL for writer for 1000 years!!!!!
#acab#but this was the biggest#he wouldn't fucking do that moment#I mean really!!!#there is no person on earth less likely to be a cop#No actual hate on writers write what you wanna write#but like fuck12#ya ken#this is absolutely a joke#hence why I am not mentioning a title or author
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It's like therapy, but free and chronically spiralling out of control
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I'm so glad that brunch normalized drinking at 10 am.
Yes I will have champagne mixed with juice with breakfast thank you so much.
#this is absolutely a joke#hibiscus juice and cran+strawberry juice have been my teo favourites so far#seriously mix your champagne with other juices not just oj#mine#text post#shut up belle
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bene gesserit costuming + occult and religious imagery
#brought to you by me going down the 'I wonder if anyone has made a dune inspired tarot deck yet' rabbithole#dune#dune part two#irulan corrino#margot fenring#duneedit#the absolute joke of owning almost a dozen tarot decks and still going uhhhh when trying to figure out which cards to put up there#besides the classic rider-waite-smith#in my defense I didn't want them to be modern-looking otherwise I would've chucked the linestrider queen of swords in there#anyhow
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#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#bystay#staydaily#skzco#5-star review on his 0nlyfans.#gifs#i was just watching lost tv series and i literally feel like im in a plane crash rn.#also im ovulating like wtf is this a sick joke from the universe. absolutely diabolical
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people who know
#im never escaping from episode 65 binary#very funny little joke you made there#really funny bit. silly little gag.#im aware this means absolutely nothing in the story as is#however#sergey ushanka enjoyers who up#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#not OF anything but. just in case i guess#magpod#the magnus protocol#mine
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Airplane revisits the modern world and one of the first things he does is log back into his account, go find a specific comment on a particular chapter of PIDW, and update with a reply to the thread that he takes it back -- Luo Binghe would, in fact, fuck Peerless Cucumber.
Then he logs off, grabs some stuff he wants to show Mobei Jun or reverse engineer for profit/convenience, and goes back to the SV world for good.
#svsss#bingqiu#moshang#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#✈🥒#the internet theorists who had been speculating about his and cucumber bro's abrupt simultaneous disappearances go nuts#airplane who doesn't realize anyone even noticed or still pays attention to the comments section: funny joke :)#his absolutely unhinged fanbase: *explodes*
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They locked me in a room a rubber room
You don’t want to go in time out, do you?
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#fnaf#fnaf sb#fnaf dca#dca fandom#fnaf sun#doodle dump#dialogue dump#y’all really want to antagonize him smh (joking) (i also think it’s pretty funny)#and yes. before anyone asks: this guy is absolutely ambidextrous. he uses whichever side works better for the situation#using his left hand to draw here physically opens up his posture to the kid he’s talking to! :)#no copypastas in the daycare
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epic predictions for magnus protocol tomorrow
#this is absolutely not how it'll go but you get the joke#the magnus protocol#tmagp#magpod#tma#tma meme#order up! art tag
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