#this is [mostly] a joke

[nemobao]

They totally fuckin did though, probably a little after university as some last minute toxic way of trying to go back to being friends after failing to reconnect repeatedly, but lo and behold the triclops tango did Not work.

All i'm saying is there's a very SPITEFUL aura that they can't get without having it in their mind that theyve Tried That and it Didnt Work.

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

[rotating-hyperfixations]

Do yall ever think Shauna talked about Jackie and Callie had the unfortunate realization that her mother was in love with her dead best friend, and worse doesn’t know it and thinks they were just normal besties. Or did she inherit her mothers�� obliviousness.

[krtke]

Since I saw the movie my talk with family and friends highly consisted in saying that I would, if given the chance f*** a robot.

[rubylaurus]

not to be a gatekeepy bitch but there’s no way 60k people understand this reference. get out of my house

[they-hermes]

the transformers fandom really needs to talk more about brainstorm as a double agent in order to access decepticon technology for his little science project, because could you imagine? try lifting your hand and name off as many decepticon scientists from the top of your head that aren't just shockwave. who's fucking lab did that man invade? who did have to talk to in order to get his resources? did he have to enlist? did he personally work alongside shockwave? the implications are astounding

[juney-blues]

if toby "radiation" "god damn" fox could put a heavily john egbert inspired character in his game and go "wait a minute no this makes way more sense if she's a girl" in 2015 i don't think it's entirely fair to say june egbert makes no sense or comes out of nowhere

[that-bitch-kat3]

snape stans will be like “but james bullied snape!”

like… yeah someone had to

[nadas-dirthalen]

yknow. the devs keep saying that dragon age has no true sequels, that every game is separate from the others, but i disagree

you see, the sequels make perfect sense, as soon as you understand that we never play the main character. we play prominent characters in the story, but the MAIN character?

that's mythal, sweetie. we are pieces on HER chessboard

[jonbongjovii3]

how to keysmash

for beginner queers

the keysmash is an integral part of being queer. we use it to express many emotions, such as anger, frustration, excitement, surprise, laughter, happiness, love, and so many more. a proper keysmash is very important.

when you keysmash, you will want it to be primarily composed of home row letters (home row is circled) and short letters (highlighted in red). an example of a home row keysmash looks like this:

shsjdkfjfhs

it is important to include some letters that dip below the text line (highlighted in blue) and tall letters (highlighted in green). this will add some much needed variation to a keysmash composed of only short letters.

a keysmash composed of only short letters looks like this:

asuencoazx

whereas a keysmash composed of all kinds of letters looks like this:

slcoegjcbfrb

note the difference.

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to recap: a perfect keysmash consists of mostly home row letters, and includes plenty of tall letters and letters that extend under the text row.

an example of a good keysmash looks like this:

fdkfbekeheidhxjdbdkxhdkfhdjv

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when keysmashing in all caps, the letter shape rules apply less because they’re all the same size, but you should still keep in mind the home row rule. an example of an all caps keysmash looks like this:

SHSNDJDKDHFKDHDL

enjoy your keysmashing and your queerness!

[siriusfelis]

Marcille hungover eating a big sloppy nasty burger 😭😭

[catloverkid00]

I love polls because they give me that same feeling as taking a uquiz. The options lay before me and I get to compare them, like dogs in a dog show. And when I finally determine the best option then I get immediate feedback on how popular my choice was. So I can either feel affirmed because others agree, or feel righteous angor at the foolish masses.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Richie and Ruth singing "I'm tweeting all about it," Kinda ruins their character. There's no way in hell they use Twitter.

All us nerds are here on Tumblr. They're blogging all about it.

[deathvalleyqueen]

As someone who still has a spreadsheet saved to friendship romance Fenris as a mage Hawke in DA2.

Bring on Lucanis and his hard ass romance.

I wooed Fenris as a Mage and stayed FRIENDS - I HAVE NO FEAR. I fear neither man nor god. There is no BW romance I can not make my bitch. I have the powers of Autism and ADHD... pattern recognition and hyperfocus for days. I am the only of my friend group romancing him - it is my duty to succeed, it's for SCIENCE.

I am fully prepared to sacrifice whomever and whatever I need to get Antivan smooches. Do not test me. I - a Solavellan for 10 years - will TURN ON SOLAS if I have to win the heart of that Crow.

Dedication...

[fortjester]

i'm gonna say something and i dont want it to be misconstrued as legitimate criticism, bc all of the fandom artists who have posted maid ianthe are insanely talented and i could never hope to draw as well as them. yet i feel this must be said.

none of you are drawing her feather duster big enough. the stage direction for her feather duster is "enormous". immeditely i am picturing comically large and hard to use. this is because a. i am a theatre bitch who loves farces (and this part of the play is conducted exactly like a farce), and b. i used to be a cleaner. i have much knowledge of feather dusters. trust me when i say it can and, god help me, it MUST be bigger. this has been a psa.

[peachagatee]

Sometimes my writing reminds me of parkour civilization because of how much I keep repeating everything.

[qsmp-yaoi-island]

The admins saw people saying they want the horrors back on the qsmp, and gave us clickbait minecraft creepypasta mods