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pissterdaniel · 2 months ago

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TIT AUCKLAND FINAL RECAP

the spoilery stuff is at the bottom of the post, the rest is safe

Since June there has been a discord server going for everyone at the Auckland show. It was amazing to make so many friends before even going to the show. We all got to know each other in the months leading up to the event. Super cool!

We all met up for lunch before the show to hang out and exchanged our crafts. (craft haul x) It made me so happy to see people excited to meet Carlos and my dolls :).

@peter-must-die with his amazing shirt holding Carlos

We made our way to the KTK theater, and I bought some merch. Literally shouted when I opened my photocards to see BLONDE QUIFF PHIL!!!!!! :O

I came PREPARED for my meet and greet, had an agenda broken down into 3 steps. I had been overthinking this for months and have lost so much sleep from tit anxiety. The plan was very helpful! I was revising it in the line.

My hands were totally full. Sister Daniel kept on escaping my grip, we think she was trying to run away. I also recall repeatedly doing my Christophe Giacometti (from yuri on ice) impression in the line.

In the meet and greet line I discovered that I randomly have a lot of upper body strength 😅. I was giving out VERYYY tight deep pressure hugs to people who wanted them. It was very calming. I also got a stopwatch out and we did some 4/4/8 breathing. Then our time was almost up, and WE COULD SEE DAN.

I filmed Max's meet and greet for them first. So that was good getting to spend a minute or so in front of Dan and Phil before it was my turn. I had briefed Max on my agenda, so they knew exactly what to do. My full meet and greet post with photos and the video are here (x). THANK YOU SO MUCH @shitwheresfoxy FOR BEING THE BEST GLAMOUROUS ASSISTANT EVER!

Phil did not seem like a human. I stupidly told him he was like an animatronic robot. He is just SO BEAUTIFUL IT DOESNT SEEM REAL. You need to understand, PHIL LESTER IS SO ETHERALLY GORGEOUS IT IS OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!!!!! He's just so 🥰. No wonder Dan can't stop looking at him like that in the videos. I get it now.

Dan definitely led my m&g, and I've heard others say this too. He does most of the talking, offers to take the photos, and he had the biggest reactions to things. I made him cackle a few times and I will wear that like a badge of honour. Some other highlights include:

Dan's first reaction to Carlos "uhh.. what?"

Dan's crab hands in our selfie

Dan talking to my camera whilst I fetched something from Max

Their first reaction to my dolls

Phil waving and saying bye to me

BONUS 1 MINUTE AND 39 MINUTE VIDEO OF PHIL HOLDING CARLOS, THIS MEANS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE TO ME

I am slightly embarrassed about how excited I got, I went a bit nuts. Told them Carlos was "the love of my life" 🤦. Was completely hyper after the m&g, had major zoomies and couldn't calm down. That's when we caught up with the silver VIP people from the server.

@totally-srs-all-the-time made this STUNNING bedsheet cape and wanted to put it on me to have mega bed sheet titfit. Only when she held it up to me, I thought she was wanting to use it as a weighted blanket to calm me. So I lay on the floor 😂, she still put it on me and got this pic.

Met the phiwi backpack too!!!

I recorded our preshow and put it on youtube (x). Can't believe Olly's figure skating question was answered! That was wickedly cool. There is a very small group of us who got SUPER into ice skating these past couple of months. So to have our niche acknowledged by Dan himself was PHENOMENAL.

We all danced to HOTOGO, @einsteinfrizz 's amazing video from the balcony can be found here (x)

And then it was time for the show.

SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!

I took notes during intermission and after the show of what I remembered.

Our conspiracies were:

Toilet, Clothes, Bus, and Vegas

"They share clothes." Went on about how their nipples touch the same cloth and did weird nipply gestures.

Lawyer Dan banned Australia, wrote erotic fanfiction about Gollum, and went to jail for killing phil. (Phil then said "hopefully he was not a CEO" and everyone CHEERED SO LOUDLY FOR AGES. They were both caught off guard by the big audience reaction, and it seemed like Dan was genuinely surprised/shocked that Phil said that.

Linguist Phil's favourite word was 'perky nana', he liked to help old ladies cum, and had a secret collection of lesbians.

Phil's 1 minute improv was on stationary. He thought the person said penis, but he changed it to pens, and then decided to change it to stationary. He told a story of how he had a cola scented gel pen and would fill in an entire page and just sniff it.

Early on in the show Phil thought he swallowed a fly and started choking. He then yelled for a "minion" to fetch him water. Dan was taken back by this and it was about a minute before a crew member walked on with his water bottle.

(I'm sensing this show is a lot of Phil saying off-script random shit and dan being shocked by him. Which honestly checks out.)

"Jesus but more shippable" IM SORRY WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY DAN

Phil said reject modernity embrace tradition correctly.

They still think the phanniversary was "last month."

Everyone yelling "gay" together in unison was so healing.

Phil messed up the song lyric again and said "I got the tattoo" instead of "you"

SISTER DANIEL HOLY FUCK WHERE DO I BEGIN. I was in the 4th row on the left side which is where she stood. I knew all the spoilers going into it BUT NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME. I screamed at the top of my lungs when I first saw her come out. I AM SO THANKFUL FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF GETTING TO SEE HER IN PERSON I WILL NEVER TAKE THAT FOR GRANTED. She is so AAAH. Religious, eye-opening experiences were certainly had. AND SHE WAS IN DOC MARTENS. I'm never gonna be able to put into words how feral she made me.

I would say that I was very familiar with the show content before I got there. But in reality, everything was 100x weirder than I thought it would be. I mean that in the best way possible!!! Dnp were OFF. THE. RAILS. They were still the same people you see in the videos, but uncut and UNLEASHED.

AND THEN THERE WAS THE FACT THAT I WENT HOME WITH AN ACTUAL PROP?!?!?!

At the end of the show, I rushed to the front of the stage to steal the confetti. (I'm a hoe for collecting show confetti, I did the same thing at WAD).

Whilst I was collecting confetti and taking pics of Carlos, one of the stagehands came out a few times, handing out the Australian props to random people standing at the stage.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME!!! Here are some close-up photos I took of Obi Wan, and a video of what he can do (x). I walked into TIT with a Sister Daniel and Father Philip doll, and I came out of TIT with Phobi Phan Phenobi.

I also got one of the role model or no-le model cards, it is blank on the other side apart from their signature.

I also got to get up and close with other people's props. I even got to play Max's ukulele. I played the TIT song and I can tell you first hand that that thing was VERY out of tune. I know Dan was only fake playing it, but at least tune it first 😂.

The day after, a big group of us went to Auckland Zoo! Man that was a lot of fun. We signed TABINOFs, and I got a bunchhhh of pics of Phobi Wan, my photo dump is here (x). @spanielt0wel also got a doll, so I made sure to get some photos with them together.

The post-tit depression is REALLLLLL. I miss being surrounded by like minded people. It was so easy to unmask and just be completely myself. I have never felt more like me than when I was surrounded by all the queer, neurodivergent phannies. This was the happiest I've felt in years. So thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who came to talk to me, and to all the friends I've made through the discord 💙.

Now I am back home and terrible influencing up my room cause I never want to forget this amazing experience.

The box frame was inspired by this one

The posters I got signed are looking GOOOOOD. Also Phobi Wan looks so silly sitting with my monster high dolls. I'm gonna treasure him forever. HE MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also thank you to everyone who voted on my poll you've convinced me that #4 is the way to go and I shall be ordering that flag soon.

THANK YOU TIT AUCKLAND

#tit auckland #dnptit #terrible influence tour #dan and phil #phan #phil lester #daniel howell #dnp

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thevexinator · 5 months ago

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DrDT cat au!

An alternate universe where your favorites are cats! You own a cate café! How do you manage?

warning [srs]: implied animal abuse, drdt spoilers for ch1/2(?)

warning [silly]: fluffy and goofy cats being themselves, maybe ooc?

♡ Ace Markey [Nyace]

♡ Was originally a barn cat meant to hunt mice, but his original owners found he was too skittish for the job, so he was handed to you. Needless to say, receiving that scraggly, orange ball of fluff was definitely among the best moments in your life.

♡ The core definition of what an orange cat is. Not a single thought in his head. From hissing at random objects to hissing at other cats, Nyace is definitely a handful. He picks fights with cats that can definitely carry him by the scruff, like Meowvi, Xanmeow and occasionally Nyaruko if he feels like trying his chances. He'll pick fights with everyone and everything. Including himself.

♡ Whenever he wants your attention, he'll come over and make sure you know he exists by throwing himself onto your back, lap, spleen, or hands. He wants attention, and he wants it neow. Enjoys ear scritches. He'll always hide when guests come over.

♡ When he's not needlessly aggressive, he's deliberately leaving orange hair all over your bedsheets. You can't get mad at him though, he's just silly. He's more of an indoor cat.

♡ That said, he'll proudly trot up to you with a toy mouse as if he actually hunted down a real one. You can't help but find it extremely cute.

♡ Arei Nageishi [Nyarei]

♡ She was removed from her original owners and rightfully so. You adopted a teeny tiny lynx-point siamese that was practically trembling in your hands when you brought her home.

♡ A sassy little princess. Will playfully bap other cats on the head. Whenever she does start something, she immediately runs to you for protection. She's also very protective of you. If it's her turn for you attention, she will make sure the other cats know that.

♡ She's besties with Meowden and J, but hates Nyarturo with a burning passion. Every time he walks by, she baps him in the head. She seems pretty chill with the other cats, baping them playfully.

♡ Nyarei will always be your side, lying on some part of your body or being in the same room. Whenever guests are over, she'll come over to say hello before going off to mind her own business.

♡ Whenever you're sad, Nyarei will come over and lie on you, purring to help you feel better. You're her favorite hooman. <3

♡ Arturo Giles [Nyarturo]

♡ Your friend came over one day and asked if you could look after this small, white somali cat they found wandering around. You took him in, wondering what could've happened for him to just wander the streets.

♡ He's a very hostile little thing. He'll judge other cats, but he seems pretty chill with Vermeow and Meowvi, even a bit nicer to Nyanco. He has beef with Nyarei, since he bullied Meowden once and got scratched by her bodyguard.

♡ He's very picky with petting. He'll only let you pet him. Behind the ears, under the chin and around the neck are where he'll allow pets. He's a bit iffy about back, but paws and belly are a no go.

♡ His owner, rather tragically, passed away. He's very attached to you for giving him the love he lacked. When he wants attention, he'll quietly come over, sit on your lap, and start to purr.

♡ He isn't fond of guests, opting to just be with the other cats and not the people who come over. He's also very well kept, cleaning himself often.

♡ Charles Cuevas [Charmeow]

♡ One day, you adopted a small kitty with an attitude problem. At first, he was just a sassy little snowshoe, but you eventually found he was rather loving.

♡ He's a pretty calm one. He's more for sitting in the sun and hanging with you. Occasionally, he gets up to shenanigans with Meowhit and Nyaruko. Even though Nyaruko attacked him, he didn't stop hanging out with her. By hanging out, I mean they just sit in the sun together or judge Davmeow. He just ignores Nyarei whenever she provokes him.

♡ He doesn't mind being touched by you, but he'll politely push others' hands away with his paw. A polite no. In private, he's a little snugglebug, even with Meowhit and Nyaruko. He cleans himself often, even allowing his two cat besties to do it.

♡ Charmeow has a cactus plushie he really likes to snuggle with. Every time he wants attention, he'll bring his cactus plush with him to snuggle while with you. He's actually a very neat cat, trying not to leave cat hair all over your clothes. When he does, he feels real bad about it.

♡ Every time you cook, he jumps onto the counter to watch. He just sits there, watching you cook. Sometimes he'll even pass you utensils. What a talented young man.

♡ David Chiem [Davmeow]

♡ You thought you adopted a starry-eyed, polite and sweet russian blue. A month later, you realize he's actually a little twat. Do you love him any less? No.

♡ Davmeow is very polite when guests come over. When they leave, he goes back to being a meanie. He seems to have feuds with Charmeow and Nyaruko. He isn't above bullying everyone, even you. He bites and scratches during his zoomies.

♡ He hits everyone in passing. Nyaruko is the only one who hits him back with no hesitation. Most of the other cats just look at him or hiss.

♡ Strangely enough, Davmeow seems to be in a somewhat passive relationship with Min. While he does occasionally bap her in the face, sometimes he'll loaf and birdwatch with her. He loves Xanmeow the most.

♡ Whenever he wants your attention, he will walk into the room and scream until you pet him on the head. Average cat activities.

♡ Eden Tobisa [Meowden]

♡ The silliest munchkin cat to breathe. Very friendly, you adopted her when your friend's cat had a litter of kittens and offered you one to take care of.

♡ Very fond of all the cats in the house... except Nyarturo. He bullies her a lot. Nyarei beats him up for it. Nyaruko seems to tolerate her, Nyanco seems to enjoy having her around, and all of the cats like Meowden save for the exception.

♡ Very energetic. For a cat of her tiny size, she enjoys running around and playing. In particular, she enjoys playfighting with Meowvi, despite him being a much larger cat. Her other daily activities include sunbathing, hanging with her besties, and napping.

♡ Second most prone to zoomies out of the girl cats. You have tripped on her multiple times.

♡ Hu Jing [PawJing]

♡ A very pretty bengal kitty, PawJing often helps you with house chores. One day, she followed you home and wouldn't stop meowing until you picked her up.

♡ She's very sweet around Nyanco, but she's very much sensitive around the other cats. She hisses at Nyace a lot, which is why they're kept at a distance. Her days are usually spent following you around. She has the sweetest meow of all the cats.

♡ If she senses something is wrong, she'll prance over with a blanket. She will literally not leave your side until you feel better.

♡ She's generally very sweet with guests. Next to Meowden wins "Nice Cat of The Week" many times in a row. As mentioned before, she'll often help you around with chores by carrying things and leaving them where you do.

♡ J Rosales [J]

♡ A generally pissy and tomboyish burmese. You found this one when opening up shop one day. Not sure how she got in. You just found her.

♡ Outside of actually trying to kill Nyarturo, her days are largely spent hanging around her cat buddies. Her favorite activity involves messing with the light switch.

♡ Generally okay with guests? Depends on the day, and if she's had her breakfast yet.

♡ Most of her days are spent being a normal cat, surprising as that may be. She'll rub up on your legs or loaf in your lap, pretty much the most normal cat of the litter.

♡ Levi Fontana [Meowvi]

♡ You saw a cat, covered in blood, limping down the street near the café. Concerned, you brought the [at the time] tiny maine coon to the vet for a checkup. With no chip or collar, you were allowed to keep him.

♡ He's a pretty sweet cat. Sure, he's very large and sheds like crazy, but that's just extra storage for all the love he has in him. He'll carry Meowden around, confusing her for a kitten. He also does that to Nyace, although results are very different.

♡ Much like PawJing, he'll help you with chores around the café. He's surprisingly intelligent, carrying utensils to their designated spots with no issue.

♡ When it comes to guests, he's actually quite shy. He'll come up and say hello, but he's usually hiding somewhere if a lot of people are coming in.

♡ Min Jeung [Min]

♡ It was the scenario of finding a cat inside a box with "please adopt me" written on it in sharpie in the rain. The little cornish rex came home with you and has been there ever since.

♡ Very shy. She skids when guests come over, and she'll only come out when it's a slow day or when the café is empty. She likes a few of the regulars, though.

♡ Despite looking like a very boring cat, she's insanely intelligent. She has figured out the tricks and you cannot deceive her into going to the vet.

♡ She's very attached to you specifically. She'll follow you around or sit on your shoulders, purring whenever you scratch her head. Most people confuse her for a stuffed animal at times.

♡ Nico Hakobyan [Nyanco]

♡ ... You're not entirely sure what they are. They're definitely a breed of short-haired cat, likely a scottish fold and british shorthair mix. They were the first ever cat you adopted into your care.

♡ Somehow, they're more shy than Min. Does not come out whenever the café is open. Exclusively hang out with PawJing, Purrose, and still prefer solitude.

♡ Really attached to you. Unbelievably clingy. While cats like Min, Meowhit, and occasionally Charmeow and the others can get clingy, none are as clingy as Nyanco. Will literally cling to you and never let go.

♡ Has a favorite mouse toy they bring with them everywhere. They will literally never go anywhere without one.

♡ Rose Lacroix [Purrose]

♡ A very sleepy tortie cat. You originally assumed she had died on the side of the street, only to find out that she was just asleep.

♡ As mentioned before, her hobby is sleeping. She is almost never awake. While she does seem to have some kind of kitty circle with Nyaruko, Meowden, and Min, she's usually sleeping through most of the day.

♡ When she is awake, she's usually pretty inactive. Never experiences zoomies and usually lies around whenever.

♡ Her favorite napping spot just happens to be your lap.

♡ Teruko Tawaki [Nyaruko]

♡ One day, while taking out the trash, you found this poor baby in the dumpster. The trip to the vet was definitely a fight, and it took her a while to get used to you... in the end, you're still the only human she trusts.

♡ On day one, she was pretty hostile to the others, even through the door meeting phase. Gradually, she warmed up to Charmeow and Meowhit. She began following them around and never left their sides until she was independent enough to hang out with the rest.

♡ She's distrusting of guests. At first, she would hide when they came over. Once she got a little more used to it, she would generally just sit in their vicinity, maybe come closer if she got curious.

♡ If you give her enough time, she'll come to you. She likes to nestle against you, as she finds you to be a source of safety. She couldn't be more grateful.

♡ Veronika Grebenshchikova [Vermeow]

♡ A strange calico you found in the café one day. No clue where she came from. She just appeared one day.

♡ She's definitely joyous and filled with whimsy. Very popular among guests for how silly she is!!

♡ When she's not bothering Nyarturo, she's causing general mischief around the café. Shenanigans that not even Nyarei gets up to. She'll look you dead in the eyes and reach for an electrical socket.

♡ She's very aggressive when playing. Of course, she doesn't cause any physical harm, but she gets rough sometimes. Somehow, more orange than Nyace.

♡ ... she's the one bringing dead mice to your doorstep.

♡ Whit Young [Meowhit]

♡ The charming turkish angora. Endearingly dubbed "vanilla custard" by guests, Meowhit is a very friendly cat!

♡ He loves to follow Charmeow and Nyaruko around. It's basically his hobby outside of cutesing his way out of trouble. He gets up to trouble with Nyarei.

♡ Strangely enough, he'll never let you go into the bathroom alone. He'll meow obnoxiously until you let him inside. Even then, he'll just sit on the sink and stare at you. You're not sure why... it's pretty worrying.

♡ He has a heart on his back. It would be a crime to miss this detail.

♡ Xander Matthews [Xanmeow]

♡ British shorthair with a missing eye. He was left at a shelter after he was abandoned. You have taken him in, and he's the most loving little creature ever.

♡ He's very hyper. He can run around endlessly and not get tired. Among Vermeow, Nyace and himself, he's somehow the most orange one of them. He is every single orange cat video to exist at the same time.

♡ So loud. He meows very loud without meaning to. Nyaruko hisses at him every time he does. The poor boy knows no rest. </3

♡ He's the one keeping everyone else in line. If they misbehave, she scruffs them and drags them into the corner for time out.

#danganronpa despair time #drdt #ace markey #arei nageishi #arturo giles #charles cuevas #david cheim #eden tobisa #hu jing #j rosales #levi fontana #min jeung #nico hakobyan #rose lacroix #teruko tawaki #veronika grebenshchikova #whit young #xander matthews #vexs usual yapping

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randomsufff · 5 months ago

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HEHAHBFKI More South Park doodles I think I’m going insane.

Actually this is kind of the product of me being liking South Park way back in high school but was too embarrassed to draw them when I was bored in class and now it’s all kinda flooding back 💀

Read below if you want to know more about my New Kid and my thoughts behind some of the doodles cause this turned out longer then I though 💀

Anyways- introducing my New Kid. No name cause I literally have no idea. Whatever the cannon name is ig- though I’d think it’d be funny if she was referred to New Kid by literally everyone like in game. I like the idea that a lot of people have with their New Kids that they liked the makeover section with the girls during the Stick of Truth a little too much. I also like it cause… uh… I didn’t play Stick of Truth. (The combat system is not my cup of tea) So it’s not until the start of TFBW does she know shes really a girl.

To give context to the top right drawing- I couldn’t remember the dialogue Wendy says in the alleyway if you say you’re a trans girl- but I do know what she says if your a cis girl (I always knew you were a girl) cause I did a second play through as a cis girl. And I don’t know if there’s supposed to be a huge time jump between the end of Stick of Truth and TFBW but I think it would be funny if it was just the next day- so combine these two fact to get “Wendy always clocked New Kid as a girl but NK just found out yesterday 💀”

Anyways- she’s such a cutie, I love her and her cool superhero outfit I gave her. Outside of the game- I’d like to think of her basically exactly how she acts in game. Mostly non-verbal, with the occasional zingy one liner, and just kinda goes along with the crazy shit the happens in South Park un phased. Like if she was in a episode- the plot would happen and she would be on screen, but wouldn’t say anything, and anytime another character would address her, they’d respond however as if she spoke lmao. Aroace, just like me, so she’s just friends with everyone (except Cartman) and vibes with everyone.

The mini Style comic I though of cause 1) I wondered if Kyle had the same elf ears as the other elfs did in game (again, never played and it’s been a while since I saw gameplay so whoops if it’s confirmed or whatever) and 2) I thought it would be funny if Stan was caught lacking and tried to /rp his way out of it (I wanted to add an extra bit where Kyle would be like “Oh, are our characters gay for each other??? (ARE YOU /SRS OR /J STAN)” and Stan would have to just “yes, and” his way out.)

The last three images were kinda of a stream of consciousness put on paper and made neat lol. I really like showing that all the costumes the kids wear are homemade and stuff- either stuff taken from their parents or visibly taped together etc- cause I think it’s charming. Anyways- I though Kyle’s little robe could be like one of his parents bath robe- and it would be a little too long for him to run without eating shit so he’d have to hike it up like a skirt/dress. Which lead to me thinking that Cartman would say some shit about that and how Kyle, who has a literal Golf Club, would smack his ass up. Which then lead to me thinking about how since Kyle’s the Elf King and Stan’s basically his right hand how he might lift it up wedding dress style if needed (/RP GUYS, RIGHT?RIGHT???) and how Cartman would react, which lead to that one JoJo meme cause thats literally how they’d retaliate.

Always- I’ll probably have at least one more post about South Park I swear. There was a period of time before I stopped watching (I gotta pick it up again) where I would doodle a bit of whatever was happening in the episode, each episode. Crazy I know, but not only did it improve my drawing skills but it helped me remember what actually happened in episodes cause I have shit memory and definitely don’t remember some of the episodes I watched. So I might redraw some of those- see if anyone can tell what episode they’re from.

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echooefrost · 1 year ago

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TGS MEDIEVAL AU :0

Is this Historically accurate? no. Does that matter? no.

Alright, This is gonna be a lot, so thou shalt be warned

In the Au, Robert is a prince and Lanyon Sr. is the King, they rule over a small kindom somewhere in England - name TBA (so not like real monarchies which rule over entire countries etc.) The premise is basically; The Lanyon's personal/private doctor recently passed away so they call in a new doctor/chemist from Scotland - did you guess? yep, It's Jekyll. Hyde exists before Henry/Edward meets Robert (I haven't worked out the exact logistics about it yet, but I will) Jekyll/Hyde are more Chemists/Alchemists than Doctors but they are both still very good doctors regardless (so they don't really wear the 'plague mask' thing) I aged only Jekyll, Hyde and Lanyon down to about their early 20's so it matches around the original timing of when J&H met Robert in TGS. There are other smaller reasons but they aren't to important, all you need to know is that it doesn't really change anything

Lanyon is betrothed to Everly from a neighbouring kingdom -this is where it differs slightly from TGS, it's a political marriage not a lavender marriage. Neither Robert nor Everly are happy about this however, they are both only children in royalty so they don't really have an option.

Hyde is essentially the local gremlin that has in-built eyebags and a sense to sell you things not very discreetly that he probably shouldn't be selling. His Cape is comedically large and has a very extensive collection of illegal powders, drugs, and other nefarious items. Almost everybody knows Hyde becasue at some point they have all needed some rare item from him. - this is where the blackfog comes in (yes it exists!) the Blackfog is basically the same but Hyde really wants to go so he can buy/sell lots of items for his little side-business he has going on, however Lanyon Sr. is opposed to it and it's existence because well... illegal.

*Hyde also goes by: The Spirit of [insert Kingdom's name] at night (soooooo original, ik)

Jekyll stays pretty much the same, He really cares about his reputation so he can move up on the social ladder and create his own Science business at some point, and I mean he doesn't want to make a fool of himself in front of the King of all people, that wouldn't be a very good look, would it?

In this universe, The lodgers are all citizens of the small kingdom and they all sort of have different occupations/roles in the town. They can't all be scientists, but do not fear because they still as equally crazy and chaotic as before. Rachel is the Lanyon's personal chef but she also helps run the bakery in town with Mr. Doddle. Jasper looks after most of the animals and creatures in the kingdom, he used to be a farmer but moved to get away from home. I am yet to work out how Jekyll and Jaspers relationship dynamic stays the same in this universe but I will figure something out.

There is A LOT of Jekyon and Lanyde going on here, so I've got something for everyone, (there may or may not be a masquerade at some point...) and it's not just centred around romance, there is lots of other plot stuff happening so do not fear my ace/aro friends (or just people who aren't a fan of romance)!

That's most of it for now... I'll draw some more stuff at some point and give some extra details, If you have any questions please ask (my asks are open) I'd love to hear from you all!!! Don't be afraid to offer any suggestions or other criticisms. Maybe I'll write a fanfic one day who knows, we will see.

Thanks for listening to my rant (*^▽^*)

*Footnote - I don't think you guys realise how hard it was to make hyde not look like either A.) a fucking elf or B.) Link. Did I succeed? not sure.

#the glass scientists #tgs #The glass Scientists au #tgs au #tgs medieval au #Echo's au's

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tacticalanklenuzzler3000 · 5 months ago

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Too bad he scooped you up before I could, truly a terrible fate 😔😔💔

I think it is so silly cute that Jude just put Ellis to sleep by accident and then took him home like a stray dog.

your own personal henchmen falls at your feet, and you're not gonna take that offer? doubt it

#this is /j and also /srs at the same time #LOL #ikevil #ikemen villains

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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 1 year ago

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Hi, Miss Raven! What're your thoughts on the new characters' designs and the new cards we're getting?

[You can see the designs for the Halloween 2023 cards and other related TWST news here!]

I'll post my general thoughts below! I unfortunately don't know enough about Pinocchio myself to point out all the little easter eggs in their outfits, so I'll leave that to those who are more knowledgeable than me.

***Spoilers below the cut!!***

Regarding the NRC boys' looks overall, I think it's a very fun theme and very fitting for the location of the event. I like that they all still wear masks, just in a different context than in Glorious Masquerade. One thing I did notice is that the masks seem... same-y? Like they all resemble thick tree roots or something like that. So maybe they aren't masks at all, but they're associated with whatever the conflict in the story is. (I previously suggested mind control or the loss of consciousness, so maybe the "roots" play into that???) You can see the marionette theme Yana was going for, as well as some design elements from Black Butler's circus arc, very clearly. The poses for each of the boys, even the R cards, are extremely dynamic and imply a strong sense of movement. The ribbons are such a simple detail that contributes a lot to this sense of whimsy and flow.

Some comments I have on specific designs and poses:

Suspenders are so... Trey 💀 THERE'S REALLY NOTHING ELSE FOR ME TO ADD HERE, THEY JUST SUIT HIM

I like it when Trey makes these kind of slightly sus but plausibly deniable faces... He should make more of them...

I can't see the front of Jack's outfit that well, so I don't know if I can fully comment on it??? But I can see his. Like. Physique... coming through... That chest to waist ratio/j

Seeing Jack's tail like that kinda weirds me out. I think that's the first time we've gotten a "full" view of how the tails look coming out of the pants??? So maybe I'll get more used to it with time...

J WORD MY BELOVED dghgqwktvwukdviu1vdutw1513FR7vuofOTVUofvfaafvfyivs.,bk;mobsdb;ibuafetvuqoffSEythTOTqebivfguovqnafCUtuiUIEtt please ignore my bias 🤡 The way his top hat is angled and how there's a dark blue ribbon around him... It vaguely looks like he's trying to pass as Crowley, LOL

I like how his undershirt is frilled and how he has that sash at his waist it reminds me of the genderbent design for my TWST OC! The fact that both he and Floyd have the eel emblem that resembles a heart is also really cute~

Lilis is my favorite design of the R cards!! There's a very good distribution of ruffles throughout the look, and his knotted skirts fit well with his personal flair.

I'm not a huge fan of the style of hat Cater's wearing (sorry to all the Cay-kun stans out there), but I can appreciate his look. His dress appears more militant than Trey's, and his posing is certainly more aggressive--it's nice to see him in this new light.

FHIBBAILAIBASIADIHBLBUDB EVERY TIME I SEE L*ONA NOW I'M GOING TO THINK OF THE ONE REBLOG I SAW THAT SAID "of course leona has his tits out again" BECAUSE THEY'RE RIGHT, HE'S LITERALLY THE GIRLIE THAT DRESSES SLUTTY ON HALLOWEEN AND SOMEHOW NEVER GETS COLD 😭 You go, king... Live your best life!!

Love L*ona-san’s new hairstyle here!! 👀

The way Floyd is posed reminds me of those people that walk around on stilts. I think I much prefer the coloration on Floyd's outfit than on Jade's, but I prefer Floyd's jacket to Jade's. I think Floyd's the best of the SR designs!

Shockingly, Vil's look doesn't stand out to me that much??? I enjoy his sash, but I don't immediately pick up on anything in his illustration that catches my eye.

His pose resembles that of a ballerina, which just makes me think about the time he assigned Epel and Deuce extra (ballet) dance lessons in book 5 ajdbhasivldsadued

Of the SSRs, Ace is definitely my favorite one. He just looks so dramatic soaking up that spotlight and trying to look cool while doing it... Bro's 100% thinking, "heheheheh, I'm SO awesome :))" in his head.

Ace's design also reminds me a lot of Jack Hearts (from Disney Villain Recruiters). Not sure if it was intentional or not, but I'm definitely super into it!

HHNNNNNGNGHGHHGHGNGNGHHGHGHGHGHHHHH I WANNA BITE HIS HEAD OFF AND BULLY HIM SO BAD, I WANNA WIPE THAT SMIRK OF FHIS DUMB FACEe Am I seriously about to revert back to my Brat Loving era for Trappola... Maybe so...

I was pretty much expecting a SSR Ace (because he's a trickster with a brother that works in an amusement park) and Ortho (literally a robot that became a real boy), but Kalim took me by surprise. In hindsight, I guess it makes sense though...? Kalim has a similar immature vibe as the other two (plus I do remember there being this one scene in Aladdin where the Sultan was dressed like a jester that was being maneuvered on puppet strings).

It's great that Kalim gets to be a little out of his usual element and make darker, more mysterious expressions like what we see in his new illustration. I'm not sure if I entirely agree with how he's dressed (the yellow jacket is WAY too bright), but I love his his coattails (???) trail behind him in waves.

OR-KUN MY SON 😭😭😭 As is the case with all of his gears, I adore how the devs creatively adapted clothing into metal parts for Ortho! The half-caplet is easily the best part of the whole look for me (the pattern on it reminds me of stars falling down)--and because Ortho has a smaller stature, the type of hat he's wearing isn't as offputting; it actually looks very cute on him.

ANYWAY, VERY HAPPY THAT ORTHO GETS TO HAVE A HALLOWEEN SSR TO MATCH HIS BROTHER'S HALLOWEEN SSR FROM LAST YEAR... They match!!!

... Is that the fucking cricket on Ortho’s cape... and the goldfish on Kalim’s scarf… AND THE CAT ON ACE’S WAIST… What does this meeeean 🤡

And now for my thoughts on the two new boys!! Honestly?? I don't actually have much to comment on in this regard because I try to reserve my judgment of characters until I've actually seen them in action. I haven't seen Pinocchio either, so I don't have a strong basis for what their personalities would be like based on their original Disney counterpart. I only vaguely understand that Honest John and Gideon trick children into visiting Pleasure Island... That's it, that's the full extent of my knowledge on that pair. I don't have any other expectations going in other than "yeah, these two are going to swindle me".

Gidel looks like a mix of Cheka and Ruggie to me (because of the hair and the eye shape). He seems like he’ll be the other guy’s goon, similar to how Jade and Floyd/Ruggie follow Azul/Leona. Nothing else for me to add, Gidel seems alright… Just a silly lil’ guy!

I have more… mixed thoughts on Ferro. One one hand, he looks like the exact kind of shady bitch I’d love. (You know, the ones that smile and lie and manipulate and drive a knife into your back and—LOOK, HE’S VERY J WORD CORE) On the other hand, I’m beating back the “you like cat/dog boys” allegations from my friends, so 💀 I can’t give in so easily/j

Looks-wise, Ferro’s iteration of the rat tail hair is not as ugly to me as Malleus’s is. (I think it’s because it looks more windswept!) I also really like how he dresses—very dapper 😌 and he can pull off green eyeshadow well!

I’m wondering how they’ll make Ferro different than the other con artists we’ve seen so far *eyes Octavinelle* but I’m keeping my hopes up since the devs did a good job remixing the “I have a dead brother and I feel immense guilt about it” backstory for Rollo (when Idia had a similar one). Looking forward to that~

I’m sure my thoughts will chance once I actually get to see them in the event! ^^ I’ll keep you posted. For now, I’ll keep cautious. (Actually, this fan art basically summarizes my current feelings on the two! I’m Rollo/j)

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usafphantom2 · 6 months ago

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The SR 71 was at least 60 years ahead of its time.

The question was …is the SR 71 a product of its time? (Time frame would be late 1950s to 1966.)

Former U-2 technician Damien Leimback wrote; the following *In my opinion, this man is brilliant.*

He Disagrees with the question that the SR 71 was a product of its time.

I disagree because of the technologies that had to be invented or perfected in order for the plane to work that did not exist before the types (I include the A-12 here) introduction.

Here are some examples……

Using titanium in such massive amounts was unheard of in an aircraft; most of it is sourced from the Soviet Union through shell companies. New fabrication methods and new titanium alloys had to be created to build the plane.

Corrugated panels that expanded without changing shape were used in a novel way, as well as new types of glass for the windscreen and new ways of fusing it to the frame without the use of glue (that would melt under high temps) were used.

The fuel was routed through the leading edges of the wings to keep them cool and also to preheat the fuel for a better burn, novel approaches used for the first time on this plane.

The fuel itself was a custom blend and had a radioactive isotope added to it that allowed the ionization to scatter Radar waves in the high atmosphere. C-50 was used to secure the contract for the CIA. it was also called panther pi%s

Oils and lubricants had to be custom blended for the aircraft in order to function at the high and low temp extremes the plane would encounter.

The David Clark company built a pressure suit for the pilots, as the one the U-2 pilots wore was insufficient. The U-2 pilots later adopted the same suit.

The tires had aluminum mixed with latex in order to withstand the temps that would be encountered in the wheel wells during flight.

The J-58 engine was a hybrid of the turbo jet and ramjet, and MOST EFFICIENT at Mach 3.2, unheard of anywhere before or since.

And this is just a small sampling of the technologies that had to be invented or perfected in order for this plane to work. No one else was capable of flying anything like it in the 1960’s and its performance has yet to be matched today, almost 60 years later. If that's not ahead of its time, I don't know what is.

Posted by Linda Sheffield

@Habubrats71 via X

#sr 71 blackbird #aircraft #usaf #aviation #lockheed aviation #mach3+#habu #reconnaissance #cold war aircraft

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omg-i-killed-kenny · 2 months ago

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Recreating my intro post, here we go...

🌟!!Read before you interact!!🌟

Please DO NOT reblog this post I beg of you, unless you are a Mutual trying to spread this out to other ppl to find my blog. If you have this reblogged WITH PERMISSION and it has been UPDATED. Please delete the reblog and reblog the newer version! Thank you! :)

I loik misteareon, kemny, kayl, curtain, and uh... I like... I like oink he is kewl. But also I like shley. O Im dum I alsu loik bubbers.

(please read)

(last updated: January/7/2025)

Greetings mortals, I'm Kyle (or any other names you wanna call me as long as it's not offensive). I came onto Tumblr to post my art and random aus and stuff I do.

❗WARNING❗

I am a south parkie so there might be suggestive or adult content here, I CAN promise that there WILL NOT be anything truly explicit here.

First before you continue plz reed my niknams 4 da sowth park charactrs

~About me~

My favorite character of all time is Kyle from south park. (Also butters 🤗)

I'm trans aroace and pansexual +panromantic (I only really crush of fictional characters or people I'll never have a chance with)

Pronouns are he/him

-South park fan (so I might post suggestive or adult content but NEVER too explicit)

-I have WAYYYYYYYYYY too many mutuals (about 50 or something, srs not j!) /pos

-I'm always down for a chat, hit me up! 😉

-I'm a very kind person, so I don't mind you venting to me.

-I'm not very sensitive to anything really.

-too many fandoms I'm into! Lol

-i do make some dirty jokes but it won't be often, like I said though; this blog is SFW!!!

-MINOR so please be patient with me, I have school! (I'm under 15)

-I have diagnosed ADHD, autism and ✨schizophrenia✨ :D 👍

-I joined Tumblr at may something 2024!

-i'm a young artist and writer taking art classes!

-dating someone already (taken)

-i beat up a teenager with an umbrella /srs

-i'm tone-deaf when reading so please use tonetags!

-if there's something wrong with me there is obviously something wrong with you because buddy, your wasting your time and breath saying things that aren't true.

-I do curse

-i don't want anybody talking shit about me or threatening me because that has happened before. I don't need any bullshit or drama from the place I come to post my art and relax.

-I like using acronyms and emoticons/emojis :P

-I like being decorative!

-I have pupaphobia which is the fear of puppets!

-i am ALMOST 14!!!!

-my favorite south park shitz are basically all of them except for Stan, nobody likes Stan 💀💀💀💀💀

- I like listening to (really loud) fnf songs! Mostly the new child's play from fnf: pibby: apocalypse or south park: destroyed past! (Both pibby mods, teehee)

- I actually really Fucking hate the ship style. I find them more like brothers than anything. Even though I haven't actually sat down and watched the show for once, but If you're a style shipper we're cool, but if you talk about it to me we're not cool. (WHY IS IT EVEN CANON?!? 😭😭😭)

-I AM NOT ALWAYS ONLINE DUE TO HAVING ABOUT AN HOUR OR MORE A DAY SO PLEASE DO NOT SPAM/SEND THE SAME ASK MORE THAN ONCE

-if you try to start shit with me your bad actions/words will be used against you and shared to the public. My mutuals will see.

Apparently I do not have DNI but just please be nice is all I'm asking.

⭐Fandoms⭐ (not entirely in order)

1. South Park ❄️(I've only seen 2 episodes and a few scenes though, that is my main fandom)

2. Gravity Falls❔

3. Sprunki 🎵

4. Learning with Pibby ◼️

5. Adventure Time 🗡️

6. TAWoG/the amazing world of gumball 🐱

7. Rusty Lake 🚣‍♂️ (horror game series)

8. Undertale 💀

9. Bendy and The Ink Machine 🔏

10. Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss/Zoophobia 😈 (do not support the creator)

11. Resident Evil 🧟

12. Spooky month 🎃

13. Sonic The Hedgehog 🦔 (very low on this one though)

14. The amazing digital circus 🎪

15. Regular show 🤷

16. Amanda the adventurer 📺

17. Sam and max 🐕🐇 (not much)

18. Friday night funkin (not in the lore etc)

19. FNaF/five nights at Freddy's 🐻

20. TSaMS/the sun and moon show ☀️🌓 (not much)

21. Minecraft (don't know the lore, I just play it)

22. Dandy's world 🌼 (not much)

23. Alan Becker = those stick figure animations and stuff

24. Happy tree friends/htf (never actually sat down and watched through the series, though it's funny. I like gory shit)

25. Hellpark 👿(never read it, but I know it's pretty good)

26. Bunny Maloney 🐇 (not entirely interested but I can talk about it)

I might possibly add more

Commission rules

They are no longer free! But I will do art trades for free!

If you want to buy a commission plz pay me on CashApp (WebstarEnt)

Sideblogs :3

@elyketaruccayllacilbib -- which is some random sideblog I have for literally no reason I guess... Used for posting doodles.

@alex-ventz -- vent blog, mutuals only (which means if I'm following you and you're following me)

@landon-almerandez -- south park oc blog

@kennymccormick-rp-blog -- Kenny blog

@boyofbutter -- butters blog

@adventuretimerulez -- re-blog for Adventure time

@arianaa-lion-blog -- sprunki oc blog

@mystereblogs -- not much but a yapping/reblog acc that's mysterion themed.

Other socials!

Tumblr - omg-i-killed-kenny (but ur already here)

Discord - kyal_izkewl

Wattpad - kyal_izkewl

Roblox - kyal_izkewl

DeviantArt - kyal1zkewl

Pinterest - Kyal_1zkewl

I do not have Instagram nor a YouTube channel yet

✨STENNY✨

KYAL MA BOI 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

South park oc ref sheet if anyone cares. If I request something from you that has to do with him, look in my intro post, right here.

I do have my own discord server for my roleplayer friends so do please check it out!

Again, do not reblog this post unless I allow you too.

#*mispells on purpose*#Kyle's rants #shh kyle is telling us things #Kyle's hcs #intro post #kemny kayl curtain and stale also bubbers #Kyle's art #Kyle's aus #Kyle's camishins

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mythophosfox · 1 year ago

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Hunter!Blade x Prey!Reader

Word Count͟͟͞͞➳❥ 5.1k (One-Shot)

Reader is gender-neutral!AFAB// Not proofread // NSFW !!

A/N͟͟͞͞➳❥English is not my first language so I apologize for any grammar errors. I've put my best into writing coherent NSFW scenes. Also, this took me way too long so I apologize. My depression will pay for the damages./j

Cw ➳❥ Possible OOC, Blade being mean, Blade being scary, Dubcon/srs, choking, airplay, rough sex, PnV, Cunnilingus, (barely) blowjob, violence, biting, manhandling, tense situations, mentions of breasts, fear, fingering, kissing, forced kiss, Again DUBCON/srs, kinda soft at the end, ass- slapping, hair pulling, Reader is nicknamed: bunny, licking, marking, bruising.

Summary ➳❥ Blade is having a bad day. Even though you know you shouldn't, you decide to poke him around since you miss his company. Unfortunately for you, he's not willing to let you off without teaching you a lesson.

No one but you would be brave or stupid enough to poke around Blade on a bad day. The man woke up on the wrong side of the bed and decided that he was going to ignore anything and everything in his path. He even destroyed one too many training dummies, with blood lust in his eyes. You just decided that very same day to want as much attention as possible.

You and Blade were close. Well…closer to him than anyone could be really. No one knew how Blade could handle your endless speeches or your general aloof personality, but it somehow worked. On his side, he finds you annoying, but enlightening to be around. You always end up telling him something new every time you talk to him. Even though you only get a groan or a hum in return, he does appreciate your irritating company. Although, he’d never admit to enjoying your company, nor will he admit he’d want more.

Unfortunately, today was not a day for new discoveries or joyful blabber. Blade was irritated beyond belief, his mind darkened by a few rogue memories. Both Silver Wolf and Kafka tried to warn you, but you didn’t listen. You were missing your stone-faced man and you wanted to see him now. You should have listened to your teammates. You entered the training room where you were welcomed by a few decapitated dummies. If Blade wasn’t in the room, you’d think the dummies were victims of a rogue beast on board. You Look at Blade, who hasn’t noticed you. His breathing is herathic, warm and threatening. He wasn’t wearing his shirt, only wearing his trousers and the loosened bandages on his scars. You felt your cheek warm up slightly at the sight. You close the door behind you. It makes an audible click noise, which causes Blade to turn around quickly toward you with those red-piercing eyes. His gaze could cut through you if it could. When he notices that it’s just you, he relaxes slightly, vexation on his features.

- ‘’ Leave.’’ He groans with a sigh. Evidently, Blade did not want to deal with you today.

-’’ I heard you had a hell of a day today, huh?’’ You answer with a smirk on your lips.

He turned to face his back at you as you completely ignored his demand for solitude. A deep hum escapes his throat, irritated at your playfulness. You approach him, placing a finger on the crook of his toned back. He barely flinches from the touch.

-’’ I’ve been lonely all day, without you to poke around.’’ You whine with a smile.

You drag your finger up his shoulder blades. The angered man stays silent as his body stiffens under your finger. Blade clenches his teeth together, trying not to be harsh on you. He truly just wished you’d leave him alone, but you won’t.

-’’ y/n, Leave. I’m warning you.’’ He grumbles in between his teeth.

-’’ Always a man of many words…’’ You exclaim sarcastically with a pout.

Blade turns his head towards you, shooting you a menacing glare. You’re really pushing his buttons today or all day. He observes your pouty expression, wanting nothing else but to wipe it off your face. You had to raise your head to look back at him. You return his gaze with a cheeky grin.

-’’ C’mon Bladie, don’t you wanna spend time with your favourite companion?’’ You tease with a drawn-out whine. You move your hand to his bicep, squeezing it softly.

Blade finally faces you, freeing himself from your touch and gripping your wrist forcefully. You wince at the firm grip. It’s not enough to hurt you, just enough for you to be unable to free yourself. You would be lying if you said the sudden gestures didn’t startle you. You choke a squeal as the man lowers his body towards you, his hair caressing your shoulder. His eyes are piercing daggers into yours. He’s visibly irritated. You’ve poked the bear too many times. The sight both terrifies you and turns you on at the same time. Wait, no, you shouldn’t find this enticing in the slightest, but your stomach churns at the way he’s staring you down.

-’’ Leave. Leave me be or I swear on Elio-’’ He barks silently over you, his mouth close enough for you to feel his steaming breath. It dares you to push your luck.

-’’ What are you gonna do about it?’’ You whispered childishly, your eyes never leaving his.

Blades pupils thinned, making your stomach churn in fear this time. Your smile dropped, realizing your mistake too late. He looked animalistic, his eyes devouring you from the inside out.

-’’ You want my attention so bad.’’ He groaned lowly causing your heart to palpitate.

You were still determining if it was an affirmation or a question. You gulp dryly, trying to keep your cool. You give him a firm look, faking your confidence as you shiver at his sudden animosity.

-’’ Maybe I do.’’

Blade’s eyes furrow angrily. He pulls you in harshly against him. He buries his face in the crock on your neck inhaling the scent of your perfume, intoxicating his senses. Your cheeks flush from the out-of-character behaviour he’s exhibiting. He grazes his teeth on your skin, stealing a gasp from you. Once he’s done calibrating, he throws you towards the exit door. You let out a squeal, holding your wrist to look at the possible damage. Thankfully no harm was done. You look back at Blade, ready to scold him for throwing you like that. You didn’t have time to convey anything though, as you witnessed Blade slowly and calmly remove the sheath of his sword off his waist. The sheath and sword drop on the floor, clanking loudly. Blade looks at you with a scary look in his eyes. A sudden panic washes on you. You stand there helplessly like a deer in headlights. He towers over you, menacingly.

‘’10’’ He starts counting. ‘’Wha-’’ you exclaim, fear in your voice. ‘’9’’ He’s kidding, right?

‘’8’’

‘’Blade – stop. You’re scaring me.’’ You wail, your hand reaching cautiously behind you to grab the door handle.

‘’Se–ven’’ He chimes.

He’s not fooling around. You fucked up. Run. Run. Run!

You slam open the door, running out of the room as fast as you can. As you run for your life, blade lets out a sadistic chuckle.

You find yourself scurrying through the stellaron base, desperately looking for a hiding spot. You’ve been chased for a while now. You tried running to Kafka or Silver Wolf for help, but the pair seemed to have gone outside—just your luck. You stall your running for a few, catching your breath with sharp heavy inhales. You hear crashing noises behind you, you snap your head behind you. You could feel him close. His slow, calculated steps resonated with the tapping of his shoes through the empty base. You had to find a hiding spot, now! You continue your run, heading towards the back of the base.

Blade walks silently, his hair swaying from his shoulders messily. He follows your scent, the perfume you unknowingly drive him insane with. Every time he’s next to you, it smells so fucking good. The thrills of chasing you around like a famished beast fuel his veins and make his saliva taste sweet. Sweet, sweet like your flesh into between his canines and claws. As he walks through the common area of the base, he scrutinizes every single crevice of the room. He grabs one of the benches and turns it upside-down with force. The furniture crashes on the floor. It doesn’t matter if you hear anything. Let it be known, you will be found. You will be tired of running soon, you will have to find somewhere to hide, but your scent is so strong. He’ll find you, and he’ll give you the attention you oh so desire. Blade couldn’t care less about the mess he’s causing. Damn, anything else but his need to put you in your place. He smiles carnivorously, blood lust glowing in his eyes.

-’’ Come out, come out, wherever you are….Bunny ~’’

You find yourself in the storage room. You’ve closed the door behind you as silently as you could muster. The door barely clicks. There is no lock, dammit, but you can’t get out now. It would be too dangerous. You look around the storage. Piles of boxes and stored furniture are piled on top of each other. You finagle your way through the objects. You find a desk, with a space under it. You suddenly get an idea, but you need to hurry. The noises of destruction and Blade’s shoes are approaching. You rummage through the boxes, hoping to find some type of cover. You find an old bed cover. It’s big enough to cover the space under the desk from the front. You take a heavy box and place it over the desk. You spread the bed cover over the desk, covering your perfect hiding hole. You replace the box to secure it in place.

Blade has been looking in every room, turning furniture and ripping everything apart to find you. His breath was now herathic, but you wouldn’t be able to tell. He kept following your scent, the anticipation resonating throughout his body, lining his scars and tingling his arousal. Fuck, you know how to rile him up. His nails screech on the surface of the wall. He peeks under and behind the pieces of furniture in the corridors, inhaling sharply. Blade’s attention is peaked when he hears a distant, soft-click sound. - ‘’ There you are.’’ He purrs seductively, a hint of power in his voice.

You barely had time to admire your creation before the sudden rattling of the door handle snapped you out of it. You gasp in fear, immediately crouching to slither your way inside the hiding space. He stood in front of the door for a while. You hope he’ll walk past, but that hope shatters when he knocks softly three times. -’’ y/n…y/n?’’ He purrs, the words laced with potent bloodlust on his tongue. He knocks thrice again.

You put your hand on your mouth, muffling your breath. Your insides clench at the idea of him catching you. You try to shake away those thoughts, but a twisted part of you wants him to find you. Your core becomes humid when you hear the doorknob turn and the door open with a squeak.

-’’ Bunny ~ Where are you…’’ He purrs loudly.

His words bring shivers down your spine, cold sweat forming all around your body. His new-found nickname for you makes your thighs pulsate pathetically.

-’’ I thought you wanted my company.’’ He chimes, faking disappointment as he pushes a box of its place.

The box collapses loudly on the ground. The bang makes you jump in place, as you press your hand on your mouth harder, avoiding a squeal to escape. You can hear him wreaking havoc in the room. You see his shadow pass your hiding space. Your core tenses up as your body shakes in fear. The noises of carnage cease. You wait painfully as his presence remains in the room. You hear footsteps walking towards the door. Then, the door closes with a loud clicking sound. You wait, silence taking over the room. You’re free. You remove your hands from your mouth and take a deep sigh of relief. You’re safe now hoping that the other members of the stellaron crew come back soon.

Barely after finishing those thoughts, the bed cover is tugged harshly off of your hiding hole. You gasp in horror, now face to face with Blade. His shining red eyes pierced lustfully inside of yours. He rapidly grabs your ankle.

-’’ Found you.’’ He growls.

You scream as he pulls you by your ankle. Your back slams on the ground, causing you to skip a breath. The man pins you on the ground, topping you menacingly. Your core clenches unto nothing at the view you get. His hair falls gracefully on you. You're both breathing heavily, observing each other with your respective emotions. You, fear and anticipation. Him, rage and lust.

You try to wiggle your way out from under him, but he grabs your hand and pins him beside you. His actions cause your core to feel hotter by the minute. His body is flushed and sweaty from the carnage. He suddenly presses a knee right on your cunt, causing you to gasp as he hurriedly buries his face in the crook of your neck.

-’’ You wanted my attention, your wish is my command.’’ He groans next to your ear. His warm breath caresses your skin, making your thighs tighten.

Blade chuckles madly before he digs in. He starts to sloppily lick and bite your skin like an unsatiated animal. His free arm grabs your back to hold you closer. His teeth sink into your skin, but not enough to draw blood from you. His lust builds and you mewl at the wet sensations of his feast. Those marks will be visible for a while. Your underwear starts to feel sticky and cold. Like a caught animal you try to push him away, to run, but it's useless against his grip. Blade takes his time, biting harshly before licking the spot as twisted comfort. After a while you stop resisting, simply digging your nails into his back, moaning pathetically in his ear.

Blade eventually lets go of your back, raising himself from your body. Your expression is glazed over. You’d be lying if you said you hated what was happening. You’re fear and lust mix into desire. Blade licks his lips, enjoying the remnants of your taste off his tongue. You squirm under his frame, causing your cunt to rub on his knee further. You choke a whine. You feel Blade’s hands on your chest, you observe in a daze, unaware of his next move. With sheer force, Blade rips the clothes off your chest. Your eyes widen, as gaps escape your lips. Your chest bounces crudely. Blade reaches the back of your bra, ripping the straps apart. He reaches the front part with his teeth, pulling your bra off of you before throwing it away on the side with his mouth. His gaze observes the view he’s made for himself, a cruel smile on his face. He places his hand on your bare stomach, dragging it slowly between your breasts with his fingernails grazing your skin. You shiver from the sharp sensation.

-’’ Oh?’’ He mocks you with a grin. ‘’ Bunny’s not so tough now, are they?’’

His purr was only met with a whimper. He laughs darkly.

-’’ Don’t worry, I’m not done playing with you, yet’’ He growls deeply, making your core clench in arousal.

He grabs your breast with force. A moan escapes your lips as he starts sucking on your nipple in between his fingers. You squirm under him, your cunt rubbing back and forth on his knee once more. He flicks his tongue on the hardened bud before bitting around the areola. You gasp at the sting of his teeth on the soft area. You feel a grin form on his lips. He lets go of your breast with a pop. His teeth marked the soft skin. He observes you underneath him while licking his lips. The way you squirm beneath him, helpless and at his mercy. Everything about him at this moment makes you shudder in fear and anticipation. His red eyes trailed all over your pathetic display.

-’’ Blade, I-’’ You try to mutter, but your breath is cut off with his hand around your neck. You gasp as he presses his fingers around your throat, cutting your circulation enough for you to feel dizzy.

-’’ Silence.’’

Your hands instinctively try to pry his hand off your neck. You thrash under him, desperately trying to pull his hand away. His grip was tense, unmoving. You could almost see his veins through his scarred and blistered skin. You beg for your life as you choke on air. Your eyes become glazed, drool forming in the corner of your mouth. Blade’s gaze never left you, a satisfied grin on his face. He relished in watching you becoming bleak under him. He presses his now-moist knee flush on your cunt, causing you to gurgle a moan in your state. Just as your thrashing becomes weak and your eyes roll back, he removes his hand.

You inhale the musk-filled air sharply, filling your lungs with much-needed oxygen. You don’t have the time to regain your senses before Blade places his lips on yours with force. His kiss is hungry, full of force. It devours you, exploring every part of your mouth. His fang graze your lips from time to time, making you squeal in between the kiss. Blade can’t contain himself any longer, groaning ferociously as he twists his tongue with yours. You’re running out of air by the time he pulls back, a line of saliva still connecting you both. You gasp loudly, panting like a dog as you try to catch your breath. The expression on your face turns him on. You have no idea how badly he wanted to make you learn your lesson. His chest squeezes at the sight, an unfamiliar feeling flooding him. You already look like you’re mind has melted, with your chest out for everyone to see and your increasingly soaked bottoms. Your glazed gaze never leaves his, mind and vision blurry from the actions from before. If it wasn’t for your state, you could’ve noticed the tent forming in his trousers.

-’’ This is your last warning. Go and leave me alone, or stay and pay the consequences.’’ He growls deeply, leaving you a chance to make up your mind.

You stare at him, trying to formulate a coherent thought in your mind. He doesn’t move, waiting patiently despite his scattered breaths and the growing tension in his boxers. His expression doesn’t falter from the lustful beats he’s been playing. Saying that you didn’t want this would be a lie, and even if you felt terrified, like a prey cornered by their predator, you felt a longing need for him. After a while, you raise your arms towards him, as if asking for a hug. Your hand reaches his cheek, sliding your thumb across it softly. Blade smirks widely, this was the confirmation he needed. There’s no stopping now.

Blade grips your hips, digging his nails into your skin, denting your flesh with force. You yelp as he starts ripping your bottoms off of you. Your bottoms have quickly shredded apart, only leaving your panties covering your cunt. You feel Blade’s palm press on your chest.

-’’ Stay.’’ He orders.

You tense up, obeying his orders diligently. You try your best not to squirm as he traces his fingers down to your core. His fingers find their way to your aroused clit, squeezing it between them slightly. You choke a mewl, holding the urge to spread your thighs. Blade chuckles deeply before lowering himself towards your cunt. His hot breath envelops your pussy, driving you insane. He bares his teeth and you shudder, but instead of biting you, he takes hold of your panties, dragging them off of you. His hand guides your legs up from the back of your thighs. The panties fall on the floor, darkened from the wetness in between your legs. Blade takes a bite of your calve, making you gasp. He shoots a lustful glare at you. You expected him to top you again and to make you his, but that thought dissipated as he pulled you closer to him by your ass.

Blade is now on his knees, holding your hips to his face. Your lower back is pressed on his chest, your body curved upwards. Your legs end up wrapping themselves around his shoulders. Your cunt presented on a silver just for him. You can feel the warmth of his breath smothering your folds. You hide your face with your hands, spreading some fingers to still see his expression towards you. Your inside tries to cling to air, the emptiness you feel forcing you to shudder in desperation. You whimper in embarrassment as Blade teases you with a few blows on your pulsating clit. He grins darkly, enjoying both the view and the state he’s put you in. One of his arms holds you firmly, wrapping it around your hips. His other hand takes hold of your thigh, griping it with force. He spread it further, revealing more of yourself to him before biting the inner of your thigh. His eyes flash a red hue when you wail at the sensation of his fangs. He settles the bite, licking the visible markings on your flesh. He rests his head on the inner of your thigh, facing you with a threatening expression.

-’’ I’m going to devour you.’’

You shiver, his voice resonating and vibrating your expose cunt. He chuckles, Dragging his finger to your soaked folds. His finger presses his calloused finger on the middle of your core, teasing you as he rubs it up and down. You squirm within his hold of you. You whine, tears of desperation forming in the corner of your eyes. He uses his index and middle finger to spread your pussy, revealing your exposed hole. You pant, revelling in anticipation. His quick moment of softness ends as he dives his tongue inside of you, eating you out like a hungered animal.

You let out a mewl, your cunt clenching around his tongue. You feel him slurping your inside as deep as he can. He fucks you with his tongue, pushing it in and out, collecting your fluids on his tongue before shoving them back inside of you. Your legs start to give out and shutter increasingly. Your mind starts to fog at the stimulation. His nose poke at your clit by proxy, causing you to let you choked moans. Blade pulls out from your hole, liquids dripping out. Your hips twitch. He chuckles, amused and turned on by your pathetic display. His thumb caresses your clit, making you moan with each stroke, before kissing and lapping it with ferocity. You let out a shaky moan, pulling your head back. Your vision becomes foggy, and your legs spread by themselves in need of something more. Blade rewards your eagerness by shoving two of his calloused fingers inside of you. The sensation of his rough skin inside you is enough for a knot to tighten inside of you. Your inside clenches on his fingers, pleading for them to stay in. He spreads his fingers inside you, pumping them in and out with a curve, hitting right under your G-spot. You moan in between heavy breaths, shaking and already fucked-out by his fingers. You can feel his smirk on your clit as he eagerly sucks on it with rhythm. The pace of his finger fastened, bullying your G-spot, making the knot inside of you about to burst in pleasure.

You babbler nonsense, pleading and begging Blade to just get it over it. Your lips call out his name in scattered, breathy moans. His gaze lingers on you as he laps your clits a few more times. Your hand ended up grabbing the cloth on his knees, your legs failing to push him closer to your cunt. Your core clenches with force, ready to explode from arousal. At that moment, Blade rips his finger out of you. You let out a cry, tears of frustration falling down the sides of your face.

-’’ No, no no no, please, Bla-’’ You plea.

Blade slaps your cunt with the palm of his hand, making you cry out. He’s not done with you. Not until he gets what he wants, stuffing you like his own personal toy. He bites your other thigh, leaving a mark before kissing it. His eyes are still sharp, in control. He licks his lips, chin covered with your juices. A filthy display, hot enough to be desperate for him. He grabs your legs and settles you down on the floor, avoiding hurting you.

-’’ Get on all fours, bunny, now.’’ He growls.

He watches you raise yourself with your elbows, fluids dripping on the floor from your juicy cunt. You obey him, eyes glazed over. You place yourself on your knees in front of him. He towers over you, the red hue of his eyes piercing through your melted gaze. He places his hand on your head, pushing it down towards his covered crotch. You’re forced ass up, only a few centimetres away from the tent his member has been forming. You smell his musk, the arousal he’s been holding inside since the beginning. You see it twitch every few seconds, begging for release. Drool pools in your mouth.

-’’ Stay still, and don’t speak.’’ She barks, removing his hand from your hair.

His hands struggle with the buttons of his trousers, zipping down the opening to reveal boxers sticky from pre-cum. His thumbs slide under the band of his boxers, pulling it down. His cock practically bounced out of his underwear. Your cunt squeezes at the view, causing some of the fluid to drip on the floor. Blade groans a sigh from the release.

You widen your eyes at his erect length if it wasn’t for the order you’d be begging for him to take you. Blade seems to notice your silent pleas. He chuckles, grabbing your hair harshly to push your cheek flush on his cock. It twitches, a drop of pre-cum dripping from the tip. He lifts your chin towards him, making sure your eyes are on him.

-’’ Clean it.’’ He orders. He lets go of you roughly.

You don’t nod nor do you reply with a noise. Instead, you put your head low and begin your job. You lap his dick from the base to his tip. You suck the tip, cleaning any pre-cum that would be lingering on it. Blade observes you with a hardened look, only letting out deep groans. You don’t get to do this for long as he grabs your face and forces a kiss onto you. This time you immediately melt unto him, letting him do as he pleases with your mouth. As he kisses you roughly, you feel his cock twitching against your breasts. He pulls out of the kiss, forcing your face away.

‘’Good job, bunny.’’ He purrs.

Suddenly he turns you around, catching you off guard as he forces your upper body against the floor. His hand grabs your hair, pulling it enough for you to arch your back. You don’t have time to make a peep before he rubs your soaked cunt with his cock. You pant as the feeling of his member teasing your hole. It clenches desperately. You tried pleading for him to fuck you, but it was met with a slap on your ass. It stung, dragging a low whine out of you. Blade massages the ass-cheek, before slapping it once more. It was harder than the last, which made you moan a cry. Your cunt becomes sloppy and his member rubs on yours. As a warning, Blade slaps his cock on your folds before slamming his member into you in one swift motion. The sudden fullness makes you mewl in ecstasy. He leaves no time for you to adjust, pumping his dick in and out of you. You’re quickly unable to form simple thoughts, being railed silly. The sounds of your moans and the sounds of slapping skin echo throughout the room. His roughness already caused a ring of milky filth around the base of his cock. Every few strokes, you would hear him grunt, causing your inside to clench oh so nicely around him. You can already feel the knot inside of you growing tighter like before. You moan and babble pathetically. It’s almost incoherent apart from his name and pleas of fucking you harder.

Your wish is granted when Blade drags your body upwards by your hair. Your back is now flushed against his bandages and sweaty chest. One of his hands plays with your breast, keeping you close to him as he pumps inside you mercilessly. The other hand wraps itself around your neck, cutting off your circulation once more, just enough for you to lose your senses, feeling your high more and more as he kisses your cervix with his tip. He bites the crook of your beck, feeling his high. He growls in your ear.

-’’ Learned your lesson, bunny?’’ He pants in between thrusts. It feels so– so good.

You nod, wanting nothing more than to cum all over his cock. He forces you to look at him with the hand around your neck.

‘’ Use your words.’’ He purrs, a low moan escaping him, close to his release. His eyes pierce through you, making you shiver under its authority.

‘’Yes!, yes- ah- Learned. I learned-’’ You moan back.

Blade grins, slamming his cock inside you with deep strokes, almost hitting your cervix. You can almost see stars.

‘’Good, that’s a very good bunny.’’ He clenches his teeth, feeling your cunt spasming at the praise.

The hand around your breast let’s go. His palms slide down your stomach to rub his thumb in a circular motion on your clit. You throw your head back, moaning in his ear. The knot inside you feels like it’s about to snap. Your legs are on the verge of giving out, shaking violently as Blade fucks you senseless. Your body feels fuzzy, hot and weightless. Suddenly, the knot inside of you finally breaks.

-’’ Blade! I- Fuck!’’ You spasm, coming on Blade’s length as you moan his name.

Blade grunts, grinding his cock inside your walls, holding you so that you don’t collapse on the floor. When your high passes, he thrusts inside you a few more times before pulling out of you. Fluids squirt out of your cunt, forming a pool on the ground. He rubs his length against the space between your thighs. With a quick swear his seed releases on the floor in front of you. He pants in the crook of your neck, a few low moans escaping his lips as he kisses your skin.

You both stand there for a moment, your heavy breaths resonating in the storage room. Blade's hand reaches for your face, pulling you into a kiss. It’s softer than all the other ones. He stares into your glazed eyes, strangely soft for someone like him. A smirk appears on his face.

‘’I’m not done with you.’’

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