#this happened at some point

[wolvesandshine]

Sirius: Momma didn’t raise no quitter

Regulus: Actually our mother didn’t raise us at all so I am in fact, a quitter

[tiredofsatansbullshit]

obi-wan: commander, what is your opinion on commander fox of the coruscant guard?

cody, very sleep deprived: precious baby, makes bad life choices, loves caf

[gale-gentlepenguin]

If Nino had noticed Adrien was crushing hard on Marinette:

Nino - Dude, its just Marinette.

Adrien - There's nothing "just" about Marinette.

[siriuslydying]

James: Should I-

Regulus: No.

James: You didn't even let me finish!

Regulus: Doesn't matter, answer's still no.

[neilsracquet]

the foxes talking to neil

[pearlynia]

I was texting to my best friend and this reminded me of Sirius and Regulus ahahahh

Blue Sirius, grey regulus (obviously)

[icebear4president]

Canada: I slept wonderfully, I am so awake and ready for the day, the sun is beautiful and I’m so happy to be alive!

America: I’ve had 30 minutes of sleep in the last five days and now I can smell sounds, please kill me

[sylviaplathenthusiast]

remus: there is a sense of security in knowing that if i needed to i could cry while my parents are in the same room confident that they will not notice and if they do they go out of their ways to pretend it isn’t happening

sirius: omg i wish that was the case with my family, they’re all mental when it comes to how im supposed to be

peter: at least in your case it actually comes with benefits like status and money, mine is just overbearing with no particular reward system to make it tolerable

james: *visibly distressed and seriously considering kidnapping all his roommates and hiding them in his house*

[whatamidoingwithmylifeman]

Mia: oh Eveline, I don't need your gift.

Eveline: but-

Mia: you are a gift, my dear.

Eveline: *happy noises*

Mia: *drops smile and gets serious* A gift no one fucking wants!

Eveline: D:

[oars]

[iamanartichoke]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but as a creator -

I am fine with "the audience" -

downloading my fics

printing my fics

copy/pasting or screenshotting my fics

sharing your saved copy of my fics with anyone else who might want them in the unlikely but never impossible case that my fics are no longer available on ao3

making a book of my fic(s) and running your fingers across the pages while lovingly whispering my precioussss

doing these things with anything I create for fandom, such as meta, headcanons, au nonsense like 'texts from the brodinsons,' etc

I am not fine with "the audience"

doing any of the above with the purpose/intent of plagiarizing my work or passing it off as their own in any capacity

feeding my work into ai for any reason whatsoever

Save the fandom things. Preserve the fandom things. Respect the fandom things.

Enjoy the fandom things.

[idonotbitemythumbatyou]

Garak asking Julian if his disability is an obstacle in his work as a doctor and Julian panicking for a moment before Garak specifies that - based on Julian’s off-duty wardrobe - Garak assumes he is colourblind.

[redsray]

i love the (slightly cracky) premise that the newer batkids like duke who weren't around during jason's genuine "i hate the batfam" era would sometimes forget that it even happened so there'd be times where it would go:

Tim: where are you going

Jason: got a call from a friend in the alley, some fuckers need bullets in their knees. tell B and i'll kill you

Tim: no you won't

Jason: i dunno, i almost did it twice, third time's the charm

Tim: boooo you'll have to try harder

Jason, flipping him off as he leaves: watch your back, timmers!

Duke, who was sitting next to Tim the whole time: ??? he almost did it twice???? i thought he's joking when he says that????

Tim: oh, he is joking whenever he says that now. try a few years ago and it wouldn't have been as much of a joke

Duke: ???????????

Tim, snorting: i'd like to see him try again, anyway. once you realise that spends 80% of his free time in the local library he becomes no better than a nerdy loser who happens to be a bit dangerous

Duke: DUDE

Tim: what? do you find jason scary?

Duke: not usually but DUDE?!?!?

[doberbutts]

Transphobes scaremonger about doctors not telling you the risks of HRT

But what my doctor didn't warn me about is that at some point your body hair reaches a level of length and fuzziness that means you need to do some amount of conditioning and brushing/combing or you will be very uncomfortable because your body hair will start to try to mat

[emil1863]

Adding onto the Cora lives and Law still gets tattoos train

[averagelonelypotato]

Utsuro is the type of mf to reach his hand into a vending machine to reach his stuck snack only to get stuck himself while Oboro’s crows laugh at him