#this guy is a fucking mess isn't he?

[dafukdidiwatch]

goddamnit he’s wrapped around this kid’s finger and he didn’t really do anything. Just one nickname is all it takes to win your heart huh?

[wallbeatjournal]

kevhead (derogatory) dynamic "we both want archie andrews so we'll settle for each other in the mean time until we explode. i guess"

ngl i actually feel like hooking up with jughead would make kevin want archie carnally so much less. like witnessing the full pathetic horrifying scope of jughead's repressed-obsessed Thing About Archie's Untouchable Hetero Perfection would make him furiously eager to drag jughead out of the closet to reckon with his vibes and also kind of overall disgusted with what archie himself refuses to ever acknowledge about their dynamics to the point that archie might as well be complicit in this whole infuriating thing of his image and unattainability and jughead being THE WORST seriously what is WRONG with you.

but kevin would for sure definitely try to make hooking up about archie in many regards. and jughead would want that but also absolutely not want that. don't tell me you guys wear the same size wrestling singlet!!!! i don't want to hear about the intricate rituals of the locker room!!!! (why are you even looking at archie like that. not that i'm jealous it's just he'd never be interested so. waste of time!!)

[marc--chilton]

(mgv) adam is a natural with kids and doesn't even realize it. he frets about taking care of diana on his own because he's so convinced he'll mess her up so bad -- and he's so aware of her trauma with zep, a stranger who hurt her and her family, and how soon adam melded into the gordons' lives directly after all that. it's not even a "i hope my boyfriend's kid likes me" because adam's been nervous about fucking up around her since the moment he and lawrence moved in together and diana was cleared to visit on weekends. and while lawrence admits he would have never considered adam for a babysitter before, he has, frankly, a generous amount of faith that adam is worrying over nothing.

but he doesn't think twice about cutting the crusts off her sandwiches when she asks, reassures her when she admits she wants a nightlight even though she's a big girl, he even swallows his own fear to check every closet for her when she's scared the Bad Man will come back. he lets her crawl in his lap while she reads her book, he purrs his obscenely loud, rough, engine-like purr just because it makes her laugh, complains with her about homework because, like, i know right? multiplication tables? gross.

then diana goes back to alison and adam heaves a huge sigh, having tried so hard but still not convinced he does right by her.

[bougiebutchbitch]

people talking about izzy and ed's weird as fuck codependent toxic unhealthy relationship: yeah!! yeah!!!!!!

people talking about izzy and ed's weird as fuck codependent toxic unhealthy relationship who obviously dislike Izzy as a character, and are acting like he 'deserved' everything he got and was somehow 'the real bad guy' of that whole situation because of the fucked up shit he pulled in S1: ..........?

[moinsbienquekaworu]

Housemate is letting one of her rabbits walk around at night again :/

[dreamteamemojis]

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[nicolegendary]

the dash is thinking about brat tamer eddie so now I am thinking about brat tamer eddie

[unnamed-atlas]

Having brain worms. What if uhhhhhh SOS Mianite au

[dbphantom]

you know if you guys voted for stretch armstrong i probably would have shut up a lot sooner tonight

[layzeal]

woke up to like. a huge post on my dash three times in a row purposely misunderstanding and twisting the book's words to say that something that's canon is not actually canon and not gonna lie friends that's a bit upsetting

[nari-writes]

"Conner, don’t you get it? Clark is awkward because he loves you. He just has no idea how to deal with everything else. If he didn’t love you,” Lois says, “this would be easy.”

[zipquips]

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[leatherbookmark]

actually i have discovered the only true and correct reading of md/zs: wgxn are the true Evil Men of mdzs. just look at how they’re dealing with lxc post-guanyin

[supercantaloupe]

gonna strangle one of my roommates

[spira-fae]

Kinda had a thought earlier abt the ghouls that became a headcanon so might as well throw it here dkdhsjsh Apologies for how messy and unorganized it is

Quintessence is believed to be the element that makes up the celestial bodies, so my mind kinda went to some like biblical canon roots (because i might as well put the religious trauma to some use) and basically- what if the quintessence ghouls (who i sorta see as basically demons) were some of the first fallen angels? The other ghouls were formed in the pure essence of the other elements, but seeing as the heavens are now unattainable, there's a limited number of quintessence ghouls that can exist... Ever, really.

The Quintessence ghouls aren't necessarily stronger or more powerful than any of the other ghouls, but due to their limited numbers and age, they do generally get a certain level of respect from the rest of the ghouls and hell in general. They've got memories of everything that even pre-dates the creation of the earth, so they're kinda intimidating.

(Not related to my tangent but I think Satan would rock it as a rhythm guitarist if he ever decides to do a side-quest or smth)

From what I understood on like five minutes of looking stuff up online, quintessence also seemed to be regarded as a cure-all for ailments and disease, so maybe the Quintessence ghouls also act as healers in a sense. They can't fix everything, but a lot of small aches or pains are within their territory.

When the Ghost project started out, the clergy didn't exactly understand the ghouls very well. They knew they were hellish creatures that did a lot of blasphemous things, (and corporate things as well) but they didn't really understand the hierarchy, so to speak. So they more or less just had some people reading out the summoning instructions from a tome kinda like someone tries to read a cookie recipe from a blog that has seventy ads encasing the entire page. It took them years of trial-and-error with summonings and living with ghouls to actually understand how they work

They learned a little bit about how ghoul packs work, what they do in hell, and many more things. What caught the clergy's attention, though, was learning how the ghouls are made. Though they had figured out the basic necessities to form most of the ghouls, quintessence remained a mystery to them. What they did know stoked their curiosity, though.

They attempted, just once, to change a ghoul's element. They never did it again.

(It turns out pissing off one of the oldest creatures in the universe because you fucked with his pack is a terrifying experience! The new siblings of sin don't really know if they should believe their elders, though; Aether's one of the nicest ghouls in the entire bunch!)

[shana-rosee]

He’s the kind of guy who needs you- testosterone-fueled and smoking a cigarette. It was messed up but I’m figuring it out. You can’t blurt the kind of terrifying shit- he’s just a fucking job.

Mix That Human Stuff In by Erin Dorney