#this guy is a fucking mess isn't he?
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goddamnit he’s wrapped around this kid’s finger and he didn’t really do anything. Just one nickname is all it takes to win your heart huh?
#dafukblog#this guy is a fucking mess isn't he?#fight to be the favorite babysitter#he really likes being called Jeff
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kevhead (derogatory) dynamic "we both want archie andrews so we'll settle for each other in the mean time until we explode. i guess"
ngl i actually feel like hooking up with jughead would make kevin want archie carnally so much less. like witnessing the full pathetic horrifying scope of jughead's repressed-obsessed Thing About Archie's Untouchable Hetero Perfection would make him furiously eager to drag jughead out of the closet to reckon with his vibes and also kind of overall disgusted with what archie himself refuses to ever acknowledge about their dynamics to the point that archie might as well be complicit in this whole infuriating thing of his image and unattainability and jughead being THE WORST seriously what is WRONG with you.
but kevin would for sure definitely try to make hooking up about archie in many regards. and jughead would want that but also absolutely not want that. don't tell me you guys wear the same size wrestling singlet!!!! i don't want to hear about the intricate rituals of the locker room!!!! (why are you even looking at archie like that. not that i'm jealous it's just he'd never be interested so. waste of time!!)
#kevhead#but make it a psychosexual grudge match actually#you know. kevin would end up gossipping to CHERYL about this#isn't that wild to contemplate. he wouldn't go to betty or v unless he was really in a spiteful toxic place wanting to see fireworks#so it would probably be cheryl who has to hear about how he's not attracted he's just perversely fascinated by train wreck and loves mess#no really he swears. anyway how fucked up is that guy jug head!!#kevin keller#jughead jones#riverdale
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#controversial slightly radical political take incoming#im so sorry but i cant stand the 'vote blue no matter who' crowd like yall are the reason why we are in this mess in the first place#pushing unpopular centrist genocide supporting candidates and then acting shocked that they lose and blaming liberals not voting-#when republicans would NEVER push a candidate as far left as biden and hillary are right and thats why they keep winning#and acting like committing genocide being a red line to not vote for someone is a bad thing be so fucking serious#they would vote for someone who supported the holocaust in the 40s as long as they called themselves a democrat while doing it#the fucking tactic of vote for our guy because the other guy is ~worse~ instead of giving people something to actually care about#ISNT WORKING OUT SO WELL HUH who would have thought#genuinely that is why bernie made it so far in 2016. because he made people hope that things could even start to change.#and unfortunately trump also did that for his base. and even more unfortunately. the dnc saw that and stomped it out. and then THEY lost.#fear mongering fascism to people watching protesters against genocide getting beaten by cops under the administration youre pushing#isn't exactly that convincing. sorry.#like yeah. we need the majority in the house and senate for sure. but president wise? you cant convince me there is a 'less' evil option#like how dare you even insinuate that after all that has been done in these past nine months tbh#i think its the fucking sugar coating that really pisses me off more than anything#like. you do not have to make biden out to be a good man in any way just to make trump seem like a bad one. thats already established.#youre voting for evil. either way. just accept it. there is no 'less'. trying to absolve yourself from that is what pisses me off.#and 'voting blue no matter who' is what got us all here in the first place. convincing ourselves that here is a less evil in every situatio#sorry. im done now. i just hate seeing all those guilt tripping 'well now you HAVE to vote' posts on my timeline.#politics
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tbh Azelle/Arvis would go hard as, like, a toxic age gap ship thing
#Azelle said he was scared of him didn't he?#I don't think Arvis would be deliberately/unnecessarily cruel but like...#what if he saved him during the massacre#since he's blood but also not a threat to the throne#but like. keeps him locked up as a traitor#do you think deirdre would seek him out to explore her memories...?#well that's probably why arvis would never let it happen#but deirdre's married him and given him heirs now so.#also Sigurd is dead lol. where is deirdre gonna go??#honestly I could see a messed up deirdre/azelle thing forming lmao#even though that isn't blood related incest but more like.#they're both half-siblings to the same guy#who deirdre is married to#and who locked azelle up#look admit it: this is about exactly as fucked up as fe4's canon relationships#FUCK now I kinda. do want to explore this.......#azelle canonically had a crush on aideen. clearly long curly haired magic girls are his type.#now I'm almost mad I put this all in the tags lmao am I gonna have to screenshot them and post them separately#fe4 spoilers#fe4
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(mgv) adam is a natural with kids and doesn't even realize it. he frets about taking care of diana on his own because he's so convinced he'll mess her up so bad -- and he's so aware of her trauma with zep, a stranger who hurt her and her family, and how soon adam melded into the gordons' lives directly after all that. it's not even a "i hope my boyfriend's kid likes me" because adam's been nervous about fucking up around her since the moment he and lawrence moved in together and diana was cleared to visit on weekends. and while lawrence admits he would have never considered adam for a babysitter before, he has, frankly, a generous amount of faith that adam is worrying over nothing.
but he doesn't think twice about cutting the crusts off her sandwiches when she asks, reassures her when she admits she wants a nightlight even though she's a big girl, he even swallows his own fear to check every closet for her when she's scared the Bad Man will come back. he lets her crawl in his lap while she reads her book, he purrs his obscenely loud, rough, engine-like purr just because it makes her laugh, complains with her about homework because, like, i know right? multiplication tables? gross.
then diana goes back to alison and adam heaves a huge sigh, having tried so hard but still not convinced he does right by her.
#saw#sawmegaverse#chainshipping#they move in together very soon after they get out of the trap obviously#not only is the marriage to alison dead but it's so much harder for them to function without each other after everything#the start of a beautiful codependency <3#diana thinks adam is so so so cool meanwhile in adam's head it's just FUCK FUCK I'M BLOWING IT I'M GONNA MESS HER UP FOR LIFE#a small part of lawrence sees this and is like. are you actually this dense or are you trying to be stupid on purpose#bc it took so long for lawrence to get in the groove of being a parent#but overall he's just outrageously endeared. it's incredibly adorable how serious adam is when it comes to diana#he frets like a first time parent and it makes lawrence's heart so so soft and goopy#seeing them get along makes lawrence's alpha brain so happy it's stupid#his pup his baby who has been through so much taking to the guy he met through a serial killer and is now inseparable from#let's just say in non-apprentice mgv i usually end up picturing lawrence with happy anime flowers and bubbles and sparkles etc#lawrence isn't an alpha who can purr but by god if he could.......
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seeing folks misgendering seam deltarune.....
#i think the game itself made an attempt at having seam have no pronouns#but i think another site used they/them#but anyway truly the 'barry from murder of sonic' energy#where a character blatantly isn't using he/him but everyone assumes they're a guy cos they dont have eyelashes i guess??#rantings rambles#i am reminded of toby once saying long ago that he didn't want to blatantly call attention to characters being queer constantly#and just have them exist as they are#and ut has tons of nb characters!!! it's just everyone is dumb as shit and ignores that!!!#and idk from the vibe of dr ch2 toby really is losing his patience#cos he flatout constantly has characters monologue to themselves just so they can refer to kris using their pronouns#toby it ain't working enough!!! you need to get your devs to electro shock the players each time they mess up!!!!#isat is a game that's extremely blunt about its queer characters and i still see people fuck up!!!
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Housemate is letting one of her rabbits walk around at night again :/
#girl he's cute but that means i gotta leave the lights on#i can guess she's not asleep because there's light in her room and her smart tv was still pinging my phone with the casting notif#but like. you can let your own pet rabbit wander around the house with your door closed!#he's your bunny! you didn't say anything about it!#not even talking about the risk for the lil guy because this is in spirit a student house#like i'm the only full time student but we're all at that student-ish age and living consequently#by which i mean there's lots of crap on the ground that doesn't get cleaned often#the bunny is not safe walking around. he isn't. also i keep almost tripping on him#and it stresses me the fuck out personally to have to keep the lights turned on all night across the house#just because jasper's out and rabbits don't have night vision and i don't want him to be alone in the dark#but also there are for real screws on the floor of the bathroom just hanging out#like. this is not a house that is safe for rabbits to roam free around. it just isn't#and she's filled the only shelf in the bathroom with more hygiene products than anyone else#and and and and. she's a shit housemate i won't miss her when i leave to go back home#man i can't wait for the day i am not sharing living space with her. i like my other housemates!#mostly because they pick up after themselves#and they're aware that when they make a mess they have to take care of it afterwards#she just kinda does stuff and then doesn't think about it#if she lived on her own i would not give a shit but it's impacting my day-to-day life as well!#ARGH#anyway#wow i have a ramble tag now#england adventures
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the dash is thinking about brat tamer eddie so now I am thinking about brat tamer eddie
#while I agree he was present and accounted for in 2x01#I think current eddie is so fucking far removed from that guy#he is a MESS (beloved)#and buck is also pretty far removed from being the brat he was in earlier seasons#that's just not them anymore#I also think 2x01 eddie was more of his whole mask schitck and I think current eddie is much more genuine with buck#I just can't see that kink fitting their dynamic anymore#if anything I think eddie desperately desperately desperately needs to spend some time in a sub role#and buck would literally get off on just getting to take care of him#lmao sorry for these tags#but also not sorry because if tumblr isn't the place to head canon kinks of fictional men then truly. WHERE IS.
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Having brain worms. What if uhhhhhh SOS Mianite au
#this is a fully undeveloped idea but it is simmering#initial thoughts. mog is so champion of ianite. fwip is dianite's.#I'm not convinced of who mianite's is yet but i feel like sausage is desperately vying for the role and getting repeatedly rejected#oli ends up as a reluctant ianitee. he was originally a dianite follower but dianite found him annoying and was a dick so oli ditched him.#ianite finds him funny and decides to pick him up and now he's trying very hard not to mess it up bc she actually respects him#joel would claim not to need any stupid god until he sees how much fun fwip is having causing problems on purpose with dianite and gives in.#his wife joining up with dianite probably also doesn't desuade him in that department#jimmy isn't particularly keen on any of them. he's off doing his own thing#katherine feels very classic mianitee to me.#I've got mixed feelings on Pix. i kind of feel like he should be on his own thing (priest? wizard? something like that)#if not he's ianitee i think. but it takes him awhile to commit#joey's dianitee. eloise feels ianitee to me. shubble probably mianitee.#is that everyone? i think that's everyone#idk if this would be a scenario where the world/plot was more based on mianite or sos honestly#maybe a healthy mix.#do we keep the death/fate coin element? idk idk maybe not? but it doesn't feel like sos without some hardcore element#gotta sit on it#this is the first time in a long time I've just done like straight up stream of consciousness brainstorming in the tags of a post huh#feels very 2020#OWEN I FORGOT OWEN. UH. i feel like he might help balance out the mianite team. i can't put it into worlds but it feels right#he's the type of guy that you look at and immediately think dianite and you're wrong#but i could be tempted to switch him and joey. cause joey did have the whole prison thing in sos which is very mianite#even if he's generally the most dianitee guy i have ever fucking seen#i. i also forgot scott.#embarrassing. I've been watching him the longest and he's the only one on this list I've actually written into mianite crossovers before#uhhhh anyways he feels very true neutral to me. he's another one who i feel like maybe he should be off doing his own thing#if not probably mianite#this is such a mess lmao#i had to put the idea down somewhere before my head exploded sorry
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you know if you guys voted for stretch armstrong i probably would have shut up a lot sooner tonight
#so really this is all your fault /lh /j#i love thinking about h2o tho so im happy#VERY FUCKING TIRED THO WISH I COULD SLEEP#i think my brain is kicking into overdrive after being filled with cotton the past 3 days which. hey im glad ur back bud#CAN YOU SHUT UP NOW I NEED REST#i was just thinking because im probably not posting that essay i will summarize here (i saw#that privating it made it lose like 4 recently edited paragraphs and i don't want to type all that out again my memory isn't good enough)#it just boiled down to the pods basically making a self fulfilling prophecy by orphaning their sons and making them increasingly#desperate for connections to other people like them which is why i think erik behaves the way he does esp when ondina is around#like i am not excusing his actions in the slightest dont get me wrong here he really fucked up BUT#his last conversation with ondina before he goes to the chamber kind of sold that idea to me#how he scoffs at her saying rita says it's dangerous because she's 'old school' and of COURSE old school mermaids think all mermen are evil#and then starts adding on how he wants to do this for HER and get her home back for her by controlling it#like a bit of an add-on at the end to try and convince her#i think what he really wants is to be hailed as a hero. you know. validation and acceptance from the ppl who originally abandoned him#the OGs who made him feel like an outsider. the ppl who ripped everything away from him just bc of the way he was born (which is prob why#when he's trying to convince zac to help him he keeps bringing up their ancestors bc that's what unifies them)#i don't think he's an evil dude per se i think he thought stealing the trident stone from rita's grotto would be small peanuts in the past#once he finally got the pod to come home bc he genuinely (mistakenly) believed he COULD control the power of the chamber#i also think that's why the camera keeps focusing on his face when he's watching the others panic over#zac's sacrifice and i think he is feeling jealousy bc they are paying attention to him and not Erik#like that's not the face of someone who deeply regrets what they just did. my guy is just sitting there like 'that should be me rn'#i think that is why he also sounds so desperate to make things right with ondina afterwards. iirc he's just like 'wait no we can start ove#RIGHT?' and she's like 'uhhhh... no??????' (valid). my dude is lonely as fuck and he finally found a group of ppl like him and he messed up#big time just trying to get their attention and affection bc he couldn't just be normal abt it he had to go big or go home#like i kind of feel bad for him in a way#but i feel bad for everyone#i felt bad for denman the other day! that's how bad this is getting!!#i mean come on imagine making the scientific discovery of a LIFETIME only for all that shit to happen in a row#especially after you get your comeback. they just go right back to fucking you over again
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vent in tags
#one of the pro-union people at my job talked to the boss and bought their propaganda#so now he's anti union in the pro union channel which caused an argument#and i participated to try to combat misinformation#and then a day later someone posted a question in a diff/non-union channel#and anti-union guy gave false info as the answer#so i corrected him#which caused an argument between us bc it devolved into hot topics of compensation etc#and the guy with the original question deleted his question#and someone else jumped into the argument to answer his question#and i just feel awful#like so many people don't like anti-union guy rn but i'm worried me arguing with him alone under someone's post was too much#and i did dm the guy wjth the question to apologize#and i did step back from the argument and stated that#and i am no longer engaging anti-union guy#but i just worry i damaged my relationship with other coworkers#and i want to talk to my boss about it for advice and ask how much i fucked up#but the union isn't established yet so i can't say too much#and this just feels like a fucking mess and i'm embarassed to even mention i did that to someone else like my mom#so idk who to go to#and i judt fucking hate everything#zip quips
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actually i have discovered the only true and correct reading of md/zs: wgxn are the true Evil Men of mdzs. just look at how they’re dealing with lxc post-guanyin
#'how' = not at all.#it's almost unbelievable how little wwx cares about lxc now that the whole case is over#it's just a fun puzzle for him to solve which isn't necessarily a criticism of him as a character because boy howdy do i Know that he's not#some kinda bleeding heart. but he just... basically explains everything at the end like a triumphant detective in a classic mystery novel#and you have lxc. having JUST found out that jgy was Obviously provoked into violence and that the only reason he went to the temple#instead of making a beeline to the nearest port was to pick up his mother's remains. he's heartbroken and confused#and even the narration is almost cruel in its 'well if jgy's best friend doesn't know then how could the others know?' and then wwx goes#'welp! gotta call people and take care of this coffin mess i think!'#AND THEN wgxn just casually decide not to reveal the VITAL (for lxc) information about jgy to him. because it would make him look#sympathetic. just tell him if he asks lz! i'm soooo tired of this bullshit u_u#what is he supposed to ask about you soggy banana. 'hey didi is there something you didn't tell me about jgy?' like this? like this?#bastards BASTARDS i say. and then they go on to fuck in the bushes without hearing the boring and annoying gossip from the jianghu!#brother? ah forget him. wwx's butt won't fuck itself we've got a busy day ahead#hashtag wgxn hateposting i do what i want it's my blog#like. i understand Dignity and stuff and lwj probably couldn't and wasn't even the type to hug his brother in public and go 'there there'#but he doesn't. he doesn't do a thing. at all#the only thing he says to lxc is 'jgy's killing intent.' that's it. at least in cql he leads him out of the temple and#physically supports him. here? nothing. lxc is repeatedly described as 'not realizing what had happened' 'lost in thought' 'startled'#and even 'in normal circumstances zewu-jun would have immediately understood it'. he is Mentally Unwell. but that's his problem because#he liked the guy we decided was a villain. 😬#shut up shrimp#(i know the bushes of love didn't happen /immediately/ post-guanyin (imagine that though.) but they're fucking haunting me)
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gonna strangle one of my roommates
#''''borrowed'''' (without warning/asking) mine and one of our other roommates ice packs over the weekend#leaving both of us with nothing to keep our lunches cool when both of us are out of the house at work/school all day#and left them in a cooler. with. perishable food. just. sitting. in the fucking house#didn't put the food away. didn't put the ice packs back in the freezer#just left it sitting there#with eggs and milk and fruit. to rot. in a room temperature cooler. in the living room#and HE says he wants to move out so he isn't feeling constrained or burdened by having a couple girls in our early 20s for roommates....#motherfucker put your FOOD AWAY and CLEAN YOUR OWN GDDAMN MESSES why don't you#jesus christ at least we know how to wash a fucking pan without leaving it in the sink for two days first#i have had it with this fucking guy already oh my gd#i wanna talk about me
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Kinda had a thought earlier abt the ghouls that became a headcanon so might as well throw it here dkdhsjsh Apologies for how messy and unorganized it is
Quintessence is believed to be the element that makes up the celestial bodies, so my mind kinda went to some like biblical canon roots (because i might as well put the religious trauma to some use) and basically- what if the quintessence ghouls (who i sorta see as basically demons) were some of the first fallen angels? The other ghouls were formed in the pure essence of the other elements, but seeing as the heavens are now unattainable, there's a limited number of quintessence ghouls that can exist... Ever, really.
The Quintessence ghouls aren't necessarily stronger or more powerful than any of the other ghouls, but due to their limited numbers and age, they do generally get a certain level of respect from the rest of the ghouls and hell in general. They've got memories of everything that even pre-dates the creation of the earth, so they're kinda intimidating.
(Not related to my tangent but I think Satan would rock it as a rhythm guitarist if he ever decides to do a side-quest or smth)
From what I understood on like five minutes of looking stuff up online, quintessence also seemed to be regarded as a cure-all for ailments and disease, so maybe the Quintessence ghouls also act as healers in a sense. They can't fix everything, but a lot of small aches or pains are within their territory.
When the Ghost project started out, the clergy didn't exactly understand the ghouls very well. They knew they were hellish creatures that did a lot of blasphemous things, (and corporate things as well) but they didn't really understand the hierarchy, so to speak. So they more or less just had some people reading out the summoning instructions from a tome kinda like someone tries to read a cookie recipe from a blog that has seventy ads encasing the entire page. It took them years of trial-and-error with summonings and living with ghouls to actually understand how they work
They learned a little bit about how ghoul packs work, what they do in hell, and many more things. What caught the clergy's attention, though, was learning how the ghouls are made. Though they had figured out the basic necessities to form most of the ghouls, quintessence remained a mystery to them. What they did know stoked their curiosity, though.
They attempted, just once, to change a ghoul's element. They never did it again.
(It turns out pissing off one of the oldest creatures in the universe because you fucked with his pack is a terrifying experience! The new siblings of sin don't really know if they should believe their elders, though; Aether's one of the nicest ghouls in the entire bunch!)
#the band ghost#headcanons#aether ghoul#i like the idea of the 'nice guy' in the group also being the one person you never ever mess with#i've got so many thoughts about the ghouls i promise it isn't just aether im thinking of all the time dkdhkdbdhd#i really thought i would be normal about this band now here i am developing an entire headcanon for how the ghouls work#the one time the clergy tried to element change a ghoul was dew#and this was before they discovered that some ghouls just have multiple classes naturally because of how they were made#they sicked copia on some summoning books and he came back one day with two multi ghouls#no one has figured out how he did it yet because he won't tell anyone#and the ghouls wont either they think its fucking hilarious
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Me: I want a movie about Jeanne Du Barry, that would do right by my baby!
*a finger on a monkey’s paw is curling*
#jeanne du barry#random history#i am sorry but what the fuck#du barry is kinda ugly#very much not blonde for some reason#doesn't seem very sweet and friendly for that matter#and the less said about#johnny depp#the better#i mostly just feel weird because of this guy#like there was so much mess around him#that even if he was completely innocent of all charges#which he probably isn't#i can't even look at him without remembering it all#and regretting everything i know about it including his fucking name
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my blog is basically a ghost town so like the pick me i think i am i'm gonna rant 😋
#i hate everything lately#first i get into a whole mess with some guy older than me#then i cried about my teacher and mom saying things about my hair??#then i get worried when i go to piano classes cause what if i mess up#and lately it's either my friends will talk to me or no one will#i got my period so everyone i get an emotion kick idk if it's from that or me#every single day i just feel like crying lately and idk why#i don't want to fall into another mental health spiral again#but god fuck everything is making it so hard#i just want to be with my irl friends#not just them but in school#i feel so much better there#not that all of you don't i love you all#but i have a sister who isn't even that interested in my rants sometimes#i have friends that i can talk to but i'll he drowned out#i feel like i'm not close to basically anyone#i feel like suck a pick me all the time i complain and it's fucking annoying#cause that's not what I'm trying to achieve i just want to be liked#i hate social media cause I get followers and views aren't important#but when i do something i love and no one sees it of course i won't care anymore#i want to abandon it all so bad but i can't because i know things will get better#but for now all i want to do is curl up into a ball and scream to taylor swift#i need a hug honestly.
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