#this fucking man i swear to god

[justablix]

My relationship to my father is such a fucking joke. Months ago he tells me he's upset that I don't talk to him about how I feel. Today I'm upset and he didn't get it, so, good will in my heart, I tell him why. And he, without breaking eye contact as though I am a dangerous animal that will pounce when it sees a weakness, reaches behind himself, fumbling for the telephone, and calls a colleague

[handledwithgloves]

assigned auror partners drarry

[bedforddanes75]

im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick

[blackmagictrait]

the most unrealistic part of izombie - a show where zombies are real and can solve crimes by eating brains - is that the character ravi isn't slamming ass all over the city. like he's supposed to be a medical examiner in seattle which is a $100k+ salary and he's played by rahul kohli and y'all are really trying to convince me this 6'4" doctor isn't knee deep in pussy 24/7?? zombies I can accept but trying to convince me this man with a full head of hair and a british accent has to fight for women's attention absolutely annihilates my suspension of disbelief.

[obsessedoverwater]

Sometimes the doomed old man toxic yoai gets so bad you just have to start writing about fucking revenge guac to get over the pain.

[momentomori24]

Me watching mouthwashing: Geez, one girl trapped alone during a life-threatening situation with four men in an isolated place where there are no locks for the sleeping areas and they are planning to get hammered? That sounds nightmarish and they're pretty rude and come off slightly misogynistic on top of that, but they seem to be leaving her alone and haven't done anything too bad to her yet.

Me finishing mouthwashing: Oh.

[sage-lights]

EVERYONE WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

[fluffy-ami]

I am perfectly normal about his laugh-

“The G in Gale stands for giggles apparently”

[kinglypup]

I NEED TO MAKE OUTTTTTTT IM DELIRIOUS I NEED A BOYS MOUTH ON MINE I NEED TONGUE IN MY MOUTH I NEED TO BE LICKING INTO A BOYS MOUTH

[charliefqirie]

i had a thought

pls reblog

[birdricks]

how does it feel? better? no? exactly the same?

[conjuring-ghouls]

You keep a casket buried deep within You try to mask it, but fall back in sin You want to shake it off, but you are stuck inside

[halfratsalready]

Potential for killing Wanderrose aside, if this whole thing ends up implying that Leda’s reason for turning evil is the Traveler leaving, I will be so incredibly upset. Night Swan as a villain deserves a much cooler origin story than “a man left me 😔” and I will be so annoyed if they try to pull that. Give us the crazed, perfection-obsessed Night Swan that was implied in Enter the Danceverses and Dance With the Swan, not a dejected Leda who turns to the dark side because of a failed relationship.

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Qatar Grand Prix - Sprint - Oscar Piastri

[p3achj3llyf1sh]

You know what fuck you fuck society fuck everything he's pregnant now.

Its a silly prime au for shits and giggles I dont wanna hear shit about it

[abracazabka]

my condolences to every american bruce springsteen fan who has to witness born in the usa egregiously misinterpreted as a patriotic song over and over again today