#this fucker

[hoofpeet]

Doogles

[piraticoctopus]

You may not like it, but this is what peak character design looks like

[neorazorhands]

The Chaos

[Based off “the magician (Self-portrait with four arms)” by Rene Magritte.]

[tucbilo]

Gortash posting

xDDDdDd

So uhm, I can explain.

I don’t play BG3 but my friends do and I had a glimpse of the gameplay and understand the basic plotpoints, just through sheer osmosis. One of my pals has some ironic-but-not-so-ironic pining for Gortash, his insufferableness, stoopid swagger and dumb confidence. Can also be summarized by this

And tbf can’t blame him cuz from what I gather, while Gortash is a bad person his character writing is just very well done which makes him a compelling villain.

So, fulfilling my duty as a friend and wowza!memer (yes, you can cringe after reading this, it is allowed) I have engaged in the shenanigans. It got slightly out of hand and I am planning to do yet another thing, possibly in watercolour about Gortash. Lmao.

And remember, g stands for Gortash.

[mareastrorum]

TWENTY MINUTES AGO

[fairymonk]

omg he's immediately flirting with dorian this is so fucking funny

[bellsartworks]

I haven’t drawn this man in years. But I missed it. So here’s some medic from memory.

[marked-unknown]

i'm on my knees again

[iongenesis]

H I M

[vern-a]

Scientific fact: when youre happy your life expectancy goes up

Also fact: when i look at pretty people, i feel happy.

Conclusion: looking at pretty people extends your life expectancy.

Friend (who doesnt watch qsmp): so phil will die soon because hes not seeing missa?

[ilsole]

love this guy, the myrt

original image under cut:

[jessieren]

Tux Tuesday quiz

Tuesdays are one of my favourite days of the week

Why is that I hear you ask (well I don't.... but anyway...)

Is it because:

I have back to back meetings from 8am through to 6pm

I had to get up at 5am to travel into the office

Its only the start of the week but it feels like the week has been 12 days long already

I pulled a muscle in my calf last night whilst running and am now limping around feeling sorry for myself

I get to post pictures of this fucker in a Tux

Lol... in my pics this is labelled as 'fuuuuuccckkk' 🤣

Answers on a postcard the back of a hot photo of Evans

No idea where the photo is from so please credit if you know...

[eztilsolar]

your humanformers rodimus makes me absolutely insane I wanna aahdhdhahdbsbbg (clenches my fists) I wanna jostle him. I want to kiss him on the cheek. I need to pummel him

Many people share the sentiment (me included), don't worry. Also don't flatter him too much, he'll get him more cocky

[renard-dartigue]

Oh no he's back. And he's hot! (I mean he always was but his design just gets better each game)