#this explains everything

[fjordfolk]

calling our vet immediately to let them know those pupil dilating eye drops have made one of my dogs see things that arent there and turned the other into a contrarian

[strnqer]

dean was raised by john, sam was raised by dean ….

think about it.

DEAN WAS RAISED BY JOHN. SAM WAS RAISED BY DEAN.

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

Ok but what if Rika is Wallace’s solder sister? They look so similar.

[antigonescholar]

oh my godddd luigi has a spinal fusion

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

TALIESIN JAFFE SHARES A BIRTHDAY WITH EDGAR ALLAN POE??!?!!??!??!???!!??!!!!??!???!!

[fivetrench]

WE FIGURED OUT WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME. I HAVE HYPERMOBILE EHLERS DANLOS!!!!!

[eliotqueliot]

New chapter of one of my fav fics is up!

Maybe I'm Waking Up - Chapter 3 - Librarity - The Magicians (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

It's just SO GOOD--Beast!Quentin's Point of View after he was awakened to his Shadeless state by briefly hosting Julia's Shade! And not to give spoilers, but because you need to know--Remember Eliot and Margo's ghosts in the Brakebills library in 23??? Quentin visits them (no, I won't spoil this, I won't! But! I don't want to think about a timeline in which Quentin and Eliot didn't end up together, so seriously, check out this story!!!)

@magicians4time Thank you so much for this!!!

Maybe I'm Waking Up (16740 words) by Librarity Chapters: 3/4 Fandom: The Magicians (TV), The Magicians - Lev Grossman Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Quentin Coldwater/Eliot Waugh, Margo Hanson & Eliot Waugh, Quentin Coldwater & Julia Wicker, Quentin Coldwater & Margo Hanson Characters: 23rd Timeline Quentin Coldwater, 23rd Timeline Eliot Waugh, 23rd Timeline Margo Hanson, Henry Fogg Additional Tags: Beast Quentin Coldwater, 23rd Timeline (The Magicians), Fix-It of Sorts, Character Death Fix, Magic, Canon-Typical Magic, Canon-Typical Violence, Ghosts, Time Loop, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Shadeless Quentin Coldwater, Angst with a Happy Ending, Resurrection, So Wrong It's Right, A little dark but they are happy, they deserve to be happy Summary: Quentin woke on the mottled cold tiles, eyes fixed on the arched ceiling etched in familiar Fillorian patterns, his body pressed against the steps leading to an overturned throne. Not long before, Julia, though not his Julia, knelt beside him. First, Alice Quinn brought him back; a Beast rather than a shy boy. And here he was again. Beast or man, he should be dead, owed to the grave, yet here he was, given an accidental second chance by a rising goddess. Honestly, he intended to make the best of it with the help of a few ghosts. #magicianssettingsweek DAY 2: the Underworld or the Whitespire throne room (Tuesday, March 28th)

[luciferfemme]

I watched Glee at a very transformative time in my life and what I've determined the lasting effect was is that my type is just lesbian Daren criss thank you for coming to my Ted talk no I don't want to talk about it.

[pencilspam]

@diamondogs1 @floratropics

In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[fishandshesmygills]

they should invent an understanding and intellectualizing your feelings that makes them go away!!!

[pixiedustmagicalness]

SHE DOESN'T WEAR HER GLASSES

[kagedbird]

LITERALLY MADE A POST ABOUT THIS SHIT LIKE A MONTH AGO

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

[iwasbored777]

Robotnik saying that he's undesirable to all genders made me realize that he didn't ignore Stone's affection because he doesn't care about him but because he just simply didn't believe that anyone could love him and thought that Stone was only pretending to care about him as a part of his job.

[oatmealswizard]

oh my gourd i haven't done a single sudoku in two weeks

[stealingyourbones]

Starfire can learn any language via kissing someone. This is great news as the glowing specter teenager in the Titans Tower is speaking in a language no one can understands (ghost speak). Bad news: The team does their best to explain to the ghost this so they can communicate with him easier and Danny is VERY confused.