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Mom gave me a kiss on the forehead so I sneezed into her eyes. ❤️
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Maybe it's everywhere
#TLoU#Sarah Miller#Mercy the Dog#The Last of Us#HBO The Last of Us#The Last of Us Spoilers#Nico Parker#TLoU Spoilers#THIS DOG#Mercy Tried His Best™#the significance of this dog#I LOVE MERCY THE DOG#Definitely not a naughty dog!#Definitely the goodest dog!
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my villain origin is the frustration I have that all the desensitization training and positive reinforcement I've done has allowed me to
hold my dogs paws like we're besties in kindergarten
give him paw massages and even go between his toes
play with his claws
rub the clippers across his whole body
tap the clippers on his nails
but in five goddamn years as soon as I try to clip the tiniest piece from his giant talons he turns into a inflatable dancing noodle with teeth and sounds like I'm torturing him and he can escape the grasp of five grown men together like a greased pig
(he runs away from the Dremel, ive tried)
I've mostly resigned myself to He Will Never Allow the Claw Clipping but then I get shamed so much by the vet and the groomers and other people about how long his claws are but when I go to the groomer they also tell me his quicks are super long and they're not receding so what am I supposed to do!!!!!
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He had the best morning ever!
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I love sitting in my room and thinking "is that me wheezing?" only to realize that, no, it's my weird 15 lb dog named Miles and wheezes like he's one of the Wheezers.
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12 years ago yesterday we found the best friend I have ever had. It's two months without her now and I have never been more empty. It's led to a magical thinking where I feel I can conjure her presence and sometimes feel it nearly as strongly as her absence. Am I delusional? Does it matter? She made me better at loving and caring and every day was a gift.
Monsieur Acorn never had a chance.
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God dammit Sunny!
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He don't move
He move
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LESH GOOOOO
#indie rock#rock#music#songs#this dog#pls pls pls go listen to them theyre incredible#support a local NZ band#new zealand#nz#un-imp-ortant#Spotify#alt rock
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There’s the sleepy girl, all tucked in for a nap.
She puts herself on the bed like that on her own with her head on the pillow just so ya all know.
#funny moments#humor#this dog#honeycombhank#healing#original content#my pets#greyhound#nelly noodles#black dog#dogs on tumblr#a dog's life#nap time#time for coffee#quietcomfort#bedroom#sleepy#funny humor
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“How’s life?”
Me:
#meme#memes#humor#animals#funny#lol#comedy#shitpost#dog#beach#ocean#cat#dogs#cats#horse#cow#cows#horses#horseblr
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This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants
#animals#importantanimalstories#animalstories#pets#importantanimals#dogs#importantstories#important animals
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Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAIN EXPERIENCE YOU STUPID FUCKS#I HATE THIS I HATE JOB HUNTING THIS SYSTEM IS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT
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