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Here's some free advice

You get what you pay for.

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little mushroom twink that lives in a glory hole

little mushroom girl that grows in the toilet bowl

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Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

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Could they also order the incineration of that same house?

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My gut tells me this is AI

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Dont make me get high and take a nap about this!

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This is Poe. Today i blinded her, hit her in the head with a tennis ball and sat on her. She's very forgiving. Im ready to off myself but she's still up for cuddles. I love her.

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Me *puking as a direct result of my hubris*: Beast Mode Deactivated

Me *deciding to eat one more chicken wing despite my tummy being upset*: Beast Mode Activated

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Me *deciding to eat one more chicken wing despite my tummy being upset*: Beast Mode Activated

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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

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I thought he was fixin to slap that ass

@ruby-white-rabbit asked for Sam playing with a laser pointer :3 

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Murder for hire?

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