#this doesent even make sense

[starlit-supposedly]

Are screams more terrifying if they are coherent or incoherent screams?

I am going off the assumption that a coherent scream is either yelling or you can hear distinct sentences, this was made with intent to convey something!

But an incoherent scream is just screaming? Would it be more terrifying because it’s so disjointed? And could it make sense with the screams having an uppercase or lowercase-

Is it just sound at that point or….

[aois-amaterasu-painting]

Rock & Read 061 (August 2015)

Full interview

[likeamosquitobutworse]

I love how i jumped from Millionsummers to Kniveswood in month. Just, from a scarce ship right into a rare-pair, and now i have the exact same problem I had before. I combed through all the fics. There is nothing left. I ate all the main courses and now i come crawling back to Millionsummers in hopes of leftovers while i wait for the dessert.

[cherllyio]

One thing that confuses me is that in season 4, the ink curse said that Mk's fate was that his friends would destroy him and become a monster. Even tho his actual fate was to merge with the pillar of heaven to end the cycle. And the curse would've known that because his destiny was predestined from the moment of his creation by Nüwa herself (definantly didn't word it out like that on purpose /j), It just wouldn't make sense for it to be wrong- (also I'm sending this to you because yes :3 hope you don't mind lol)

*cracks fingers*

I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A WHILE NOW!

Because yes: MK's friends will destroy him, and he will become a monster

But only in this timeline!

You see a little while ago, I read this amazing theory by @sairenharia, that discussed the possbility that MK has acutally fufilled his "destiny" several times before, just in other cycles.

This was though finally stopped by Xiangliu, in this cycle, where he let MK out early, meaning MK had the time to devolop past this mindset of just "sacfricing himself", leading to him not sacfricing himself in this cycle.

But thats his "destiny". His "fate" is a whole'nother thing!

Because i theorise that when characthers like the Ink Demon says "fate", they are talking about things that are going to happen in this cycle!

And since MK didnt sacfrice himself in this cycle, there is suddenly this very chaotic, powerful, AND (if not handled correctly), possibly dangerous and very unstable celistial monkey!

And, as we see, it IS unstable:

Nüwa clearly just made this monkey to be a sort: "one time use, then please for the love of god, get rid of it".

But then, lets say... MK goes apeshit.

The world has pushed this monkey over the edge, and he just snaps.

He doesent even really seem human anymore just 100% wild monkey, a monster.

So his friends have to make the choice:

Do they turn on MK to protect this cycle? Or will they let him destroy it?

[wazzappp]

So. What if Jaime had chemoreceptors on spots his armor? I have four potential explanations/reasons.

One: the less creepy version: certain types of bugs taste with their feet, etc. Not beetles, but they do. They can land on things and identify whether or not they’re food that way. So, fingertips and or balls of his feet have the ability to taste.

Two: the raptorial version. The forearm blades/upper forelegs are raptorial. If he’s fighting/hunting, he might wanna be able to sense if this is food or not, once he sticks his blades in. So taste receptors on the blades. Possibly little pores like ampullae of lorenzini (detects electrical impulses, so might help with finding muscles to cut to incapacitate prey), or thermal pits like vipers (to help locate large veins to slice.)

Three: antenna version.

The upper forelimbs kinda look like antenna, could give them sensory function (in suit). Maybe sensitive to pressure on the tips, with chemoreceptors clustered on the tip (active investigation, like he’s poking at a thing) and trailing in a rough line down the limb towards his main body (passive investigation, like the wind blows a smell to him)

Four: scout version. The scarab is an infiltrator, part of infiltrating is collecting data, so the armor must have a whole fuck-ton of sensors on it, so the scarab can get lots of data to send to Reach. Khaj isn’t interested in the reach, but that doesn’t change what it was designed for. So lots of sensors everywhere, with taste/smell receptors clustered on the ends of limbs (feet, hands, blades)

Thank you, have a nice day!

Hey. Hi. Not to be dramatic but I’m going to marry you now. This is not a request. Put the ring on

Hoooooooooly fuck I love the Ampullae of Lorenzini idea so much. I know there aren’t really insects that have them (as far as I know) but I don’t fucking care they’re SO COOL. The gel inside ampullengang might need to change because it’s meant to detect electromagnetic fields underwater but that’s like. The only real issue here.

Fuckkkk you could have so much fun with behavioral shit too. Movement might cause his mantis blades to try and lash out to attack whatever’s triggering them. In battle this could help with quick instinctive attacks that might not be possible if he was doing it consciously. BAD news is that means he has to get a grip on them real fucking quick so he doesent hurt anyone on accident. OHHHH MY GOD WHICH WOULD MAKE DUCK-TAPING THEM DOWN IN MY LAST LIL AU BLURB EVEN MORE FUN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO.

Oh god accidentally hurting a family member. His worst fucking nightmare. Delicious. I am drinking that shit like lemonade.

Yes I added his little clawsies in the diagram you can fit SO many knives on this boy.

THERMAL!! PITS!! Holy fuck I did not know there were beetles that have these but there ARE. They’re called fire chaser beetles and they can sense fires from MILES away and holy fuck I love them. Their sensilla (sorry for spelling it wrong in the drawing lmao) are stored in the thorax and are infrared receptors. These contain liquid which expand in response to the infrared radiation, and touch a nerve, which tells the beetle where heat is coming from.

For Jaime this would be weird as FUCK. It’s more just a sense of 'HEAT WHEREMST’ than infrared vision. It is nice for telling his mom when she forgot to turn off the oven though.

[joanquill]

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

I Hope it's okay if i make Another request. So 25, fluff and Comedy Horror? the character is Henry antrim ( Billy the kid) and it was befor he Met william and sherly So my idea was that he and, YN his Girlfriend have a Mission and have to go w horses bc they can't go there w a train anyways, they started talking abt Stuff like ghosts and he thought it would be Funny to stacre her a little but when they had to Stop some scary Stuff happend but it all go well. I Hope this doesent Sound strange or somethink and sorry if it's a Bit much.

Billy the Kid

A/N: This is set before Billy meets William and Sherlock. Tag/s: Established Relationship

"Psst... (N/N)..." Billy whispered as you kept your eyes shut, turning away from him.

The horses neighed behind you as you kept still on the ground, your head resting on a pillow as the crickets sang you a lullaby in the forest.

"Are you asleep already?"

"...Yes..."

"Good! Because I have a story that will wake you up," Billy smiled as he pulled you up by your wrists, making you groan in protest.

"Billy, we need to sleep..."

"The sunset was just minutes ago! It's way too early for us to sleep,"

"Then let me rephrase, I want to sleep... We barely got any from our last job," you argued, making him pout.

"Okay..." he replied in a sing-song voice as he laid back down, making you sigh.

"...What's your story...?" you hesitantly asked, making him beam and sit up straight.

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

'That idiot..!' you cursed as you hid under your makeshift blanket, Billy's ghost story keeping you up as you watched the surrounding greenery intensely.

"They say around these parts there's a ghost lurking around... stealing wandering travelers left and right until there's no trace left of them. Not even their possessions, as if they vanished into thin air."

'I'm going to kill him first thing in the morning...!' you sighed as you came out of your hiding spot.

"Hey, Billy!" you angrily called out, "Don't you think you went too-" you looked over to Billy's spot and saw it was empty, making you freeze.

"Billy?" you called out, grabbing your weapon as you looked around.

'I didn't sense or hear anybody...' you thought, slowly walking up to the horses.

'Where the hell did he go? Don't tell me...' you shuddered, remembering Billy's ghost story.

'Don't tell me he got-' "-Oh, you're awake!"

You jumped at the voice as you quickly attacked in the voice's direction.

"Easy there!" the voice chuckled as a hand grabbed your wrist, making you stop and see that it was only Billy.

"Billy!" you called out in exasperation and relief.

"Where were you!?"

"I was just getting more firewood," he lifted the dry branches in his arms, throwing them to the campfire.

"Why? Did you miss me already?" he teased, catching you by surprise.

"No," you quickly denied, embarrassed to even think a ghost would take him.

"Is that so?" he egged on with a mischievous smile on his face, making you look away from him.

"If you're scared, we can just sleep next to each other,"

"Who said I was scared!?"

Morning came peacefully as Billy slowly got up, stretching his body.

"(N/N)... What should we do for breakfast...?" he yawned as he reached out to you, but he felt nothing.

"(N/N)?" he called out again as he turned to you, seeing an empty space.

"Haha, very funny..." he dryly laughed as he looked around.

"All right! You got me... Where are you?" he cupped his hands around his mouth as he looked around your spot.

Looking around, he caught numerous footsteps and horseshoe marks on the ground.

'...Whoops...'

"I guess that ghost story was just these bandits, huh?" Billy smiled as you hugged his torso tightly.

Your kidnappers groaned in pain as they lay on the back of your horse, following you and Billy.

"I blame you..."

"Yes, yes... Sorry," Billy apologized in a wishy-washy voice as he kept his eyes on the road.

"...But thank you... for rescuing me," you muttered, making him smile.

"We still have time before we reach the next town, you know?" he commented, making you perk up your head.

"You can just relax back there and sleep, I'll handle the rest."

[thejabber-talkey]

I know I'm mad late to the Priory of the Orange tree craze, but I'm about halfway through and I have thoughts. Specifically thoughts on the religion of the western half of the book's world.

I don't super love how religion is handled in terms of overall rhetoric. The religions on a ground level are really well done; they're realistic and believable without being too direct a rip from existing religions. Though, the Saint and the Virtues are more clearly Christianity than the rest of the other religions are anything else. And I think this really effects how the narrative treats that religion in relation to all the others. I find it really cheap and uninteresting when books have two 'opposing' religions where one is obviously wrong and the other is obviously right. That's not how any religion has ever worked, for starters, and it also lacks nuance. You can tell from the get go that the Saint and Virtues are meant to be the bad/wrong religion. Even if Ead wasn't our primary narrator and perspective into Inys culture, the way things are written have an obvious derision for the Saint. Now, I don't hate the idea of a false religion built on lies, but the way it's set up against the vastly superior and narratively favoured woman-led counter religion is just, well, boring. You have the 'bad' religion founded by a man who is a liar, and the good religion founded by a cool woman. The whole, one religion is good and one is bad just lacks any sense of real intrigue, especially when the book flat out tells you which one is bad and which one is good. I would really love for there to be truth in both the Saint's and the Mother's stories, but I can tell that that's not the direction the book is headed and it bums me out, because it makes the religious divide in the west into obvious moralism that plays on what we as readers are apt to agree with. The rest of the world-building bangs, so why cant we have nuance in the two main religions, too?

The narrative and Ead + the rest of the priory are generally unfairly shitty to those who believe in the Saint. Fuck those guys for believing their religious leader, I guess? It's not like they chose to be lied to, and they don't know any other truth, so having all the other characters treating Inys citizens like deliberately ignorant and hateful doesent have the same punch as if they did know their origins. Getting pissed at another culture for not knowing your real history when you deliberately hide it from everyone is petty, esp when you know they've been lied to for the past thousand years. It also makes Ead's perspective vaguely annoying because she has an obvious bias against the Saint and Inys, which isn't inherently wrong because, again, she follows the good/real religion. But it does feel a bit, i dunno, unfair, because Ead knows they don't know their religion is a lie, and she still thinks poorly of them for it. Like, i cannot emphasize how little empathy is spared to these people who do not know their entire religion a lie, they're just treated how we would treat a nation of christian colonizers. Except, the people of Virtudom aren't colonizers and, I cannot stress this enough, do not know that their religion is wrong, as far as they are aware, it is actual history. I can smell from a while away that Ead is going to convince Sabran to convert, and that Sabran in turn is going to forcibly convert her entire queeendom, because she has that power as a monarch. And the book is going to treat this like a 'good ending' and not the massive cultural and life upheaval it actually is.

The whole 'there is only one right sect of this religion, and all others are inherently bad' thing just reeks of christian rhetoric, even though the 'good' religion is supposed to be from a more Arabic leaning culture. It reads a lot like an ex-christian trying to overcompensate for their former religion, whilst still maintaining all of that religious rhetoric about sin and 'true good' and there being only one right way of life and that the people who don't follow this right way are bad and morally inferior by default.

The book is still great (could use more dragons, tbh, I feel like they oversold how many dragons are in this book) I just hate that one specific narrative aspect.

[somewhere-in-santa-feeee]

Race: If i don't show up to this party on time I'm going to turn into a pumpkin

Katherine: That doesn't even make sense??

Race: *very stressed* YOUR HAIR DOESENT EVEN MAKE SENSE

[willthewise7]

The Mindflayer seems to have controlled Henry and it possessed him when he made contact with it in the void. There are unanswered questions such as if Henry always had powers or he was given powers through the Mindflayer or UD. But it alluded to the potential to the Mindflayer giving him powers through possession, which the soteria chip can surpress. Therefore, the chip must effect emotions and stop the Mindflayer from taking control. It’s not just limiting Henry’s powers, it’s limiting the control of the Mindflayer. Although we know this doesent work as he gets Eleven to take the chip out, which would be the Mindflayers doing, as it has control over Henry’s good side. I’ll explain this more tomorrow.

On the other hand, you could argue that maybe he already had powers but they were enhanced and misused by the Mindflayer. Because you could argue that as his blood type is discovered and stated to be different and unique in the play, surely he had powers before he was possessed? As it was stated they moved from Nevada for a fresh start after Henry caused another kid to be in a wheelchair. It was said that there was an argument and that’s when Henry must’ve lashed out by accident and used his powers, or was controlled partially by the Mindflayer even back in Nevada.

Therefore, he already had some sort of power. Making contact by accident with another dimension and coincidentally discovering an ancient being waiting to pray on him. They’ve left it down to Season 5 to fully know basically.

Either way, it played with Henry’s rough childhood and sensitivity. It finally possessed him fully, seems he was partially controlled for a long time, one night when he was having a “vision”, but it was in the void. The only times he could ever break out was when Patty Newby confessed her love for him. He confessed back. But after that things went downhill.

I’ll give an analysis in full tomorrow and this’ll make more sense. I’ll also give a full analysis on all plots and characters.

Bottom Line: The Mindflayer controlled Henry and made him bad regardless of whether it gave him powers or if he had them naturally. We see the Mindflayer talk through him and therefore it’s an ancient and intelligent cosmic being. It is the true big bad.

[plusvanity]

Hey Vanity!! I am very awkward and was nervous to dm this to you so I typed it out to send here cause it is a story haha!

So I was just at an amusement park for a trip I was fortunate enough to go on and I had this experience and immediately was like “omg I have to send this to vanity!” So I am the type of person to not care. I do whatever ride anyone wants me too cause I dont care. It doesent mean im not internally freaking out but its just whatever (this makes no sense I am sorry 😭) So my friends wanted to ride this hugeeee coaster. The literally premise of it is that it is the tallest at the park I agree even though I am terrified of heights and as I am entering the coaster it is four to a cart, so it was supposed to be me,empty seat,friend 1,and friend 2. That was the plan and thennnnn as I sit down I get a tap on the shoulder. I look up and A OLD MAN VARG VIKERNES LOOKALIKE IS LOOKING AT ME EXPECTANTLY. So I  get nervous and move over a seat so he can have mine. Everything is fine or whatever though I am a little nervous being by some random guy. The ride starts and we are dragged up a talllllllll hill. I (being scared of heights) am clinging onto the lap bar with all my might and shutting my eyes so tight I see stars. Then friend 1 who has NEVER ridden a coaster like this in 10 years starts cursing out my ENTIRE BLOODLINE BASICALLY and I just let her go cause she is having a stress reaction and I get it so she was going ham on these swear words lemme tell ya and all of a sudden a deep voice goes,” I have ridden this like 106 times. So Im not very scared.” WALMART VARG WAS TALKING TO ME so I say “thats awesome buddy my friend 1 has never ridden these in her life and is yelling profanity at me if you couldn’t tell” he stops talking for a second and then we get to the top and friend 1 screams bloody murder and as we are about to decent he starts giggling at her screaming. I pass out obvi cause Im scared of heights.. and after the ride he talked to me some more and stuff which I dont remember very well but he was originally standing with these two young adult men like probably 21-22, one had long black hair, a kind of messy beard, and a black metal tshirt (didn’t catch the band) and another friend with light brown hair and a stubbly beard (also metal shirt but long sleeve) and I think they got seated in the very back. That was my experience lol I just found it quite comedic in the end!

I swear to gods, I never heard a 'normal' amusement park story ever

[starlit-supposedly]

Fun fact!

When it’s around 2-4 am there’s no cars on the roads where I am and let me tell ya, it is both cold and vaguely terrifying bc it’s so quiet. You would think it’s nice and relaxing but no it’s giving uncanny road.

The lights are perpetually green though so that’s nice.

[whyamiheretumbled]

TMNT Smarts(Spoilers for IDW!)

@smudged-kaleidoscopeThis part will be about TMNT and how the fandom and creators view their smarts! And how it can be extremely weird..

Everyone assumes that Raph is genuinely too rash and reckless to make good decisions.now,Raph is reckless and easily stressed(even in 1987 or Rise), but that doesent mean he's stupid compared to Leo, which a lot of ppl *seem* to think

Raph is protective of his brothers, and is constantly shown that they shouldn't follow his behaviour(Seen when Leo allows Karai to enter the Turtle's car in 2012,the Pizza Puffs ep of 2018,or even in 2003,City at War!)

While he IS reckless, it seems he really wants his brothers to just stay on the damn task and get the job done. Not to mention, he tries to keep them safe. While he can be irrational, that doesent mean he wants to watch them follow his behaviour(2003 Raph says, "I hate when Leo starts reminding me of myself",not a direct quote)

Raph's smarts are less analytical focused and way more SURVIVAL focused, which actually brings us to Mikey <3

First of all, Mikey has never been a baby. In mirage, his anger and violence actually rivaled Raph's,Dr.Feelings and Delicate Touch both exist, in 2012 Mikey straight up punched someone hard enough to break their nose, hell, he threw a couch out of a window.

Mikey is constantly underestimated due to his baby face, gullible tendecies, empathy, etc, bcuz adding on to being genuinely the youngest, he is ALSO the most optimistic out of his brothers, and the one who understands emotions the best

Mikey is typically street smarts, or emotional smarts, seen in Mutant Mayhem with his Improv Club, or seen in 2003 where he instantly gets along with kids, or 2012 and the whole Acne episode

Mikey isn't stupid by any means. Sure, he may not pay attention or have a difficult time understanding stuff, but even in Bayverse he's shown to have smart moments. Unfortunately,due to his silly persona,he is constantly downplayed(Though The Last Ronin shows what happens when Mikey needs to focus because he's lost everything)

If Mikey had more motivation, say for example, being tricked into sex and having babies(mirage),he would probably try to be way smarter. But either way, it's constantly shown he picks things up easily and can think quickly! 2012 and Rise are both great examples <3,as well as moments in 2003

Now, we all know Donnie is smart. That's his big thing, his smarts. But he's his own special kind. He uses his own pros to his advantage, and while this can also slow him down due to not wanting to change his ways, this can also help him!

Seen in IDW, Donnie uses his flaw of ignoring Leo's orders and his pros of his tech to trick the Shredder, I won't go in full detail, but it comes at a price.

Anyways, Donnie is shown to havequick thinking at least, when he can anyalze a situation. He is actually VERY reckless, seen in 2003 building missiles into his car, or 2012 going on a killing rampage.

When he can't anyalze something, he jumps into it.Unlike Mikey, he lacks the ability to quickly access a situation, but he gains the abilities unlike his brothers to quickly map out a plan using logic,common sense, and his brain

Now Donnie had his dumb moments, because he DOESENT WANT TO ACCEPT THAT OTHER PEOPLE CAN BE RIGHT. you may think no, he wants to listen to others, but being so smart he sometimes thinks he's better than other people and superior,shown in multiple iterations, highlighting Rise, 2012,1987,and IDW.

Donnie's smarts run way deeper than knowing mathematics and engineering and etc, they stem into being able to study a problem and find out an efficent way to solve if, unfortunately,he doesent always want to realise he's allowed to need or want second opinions...

Leo's will be very short. He is a analytical and strategic thinker. He maps out plans, focuses on the battlefield, uses people like chess peices, highlighting in 2012 and Rise. I'll go deeper another day(that's what she said)

AHEM. Now, people constantly assume because Leo's brothers aren't the same type of thinker he is,that they're not smart. They're easily stubborn, can be tricked, not fully access a situation, doubt themselves, etc...

But Leo struggles with many of these things, the narrative is just pushed to make it seem like he's always in the right, however, he does almost always go through character development(at the cost of his childhood)

Leo is can be emotionally stunted, act manipulative(seen in 2003),jist be plain rude(2012),because he's leader/strategic,and wonders why no one would listen to him.

If he allowed his brothers to have input,it would be beneficial for the four of them, as they all contain qualities needed to make good plans.,and are all smart,and while I hate this saying, they're smart in their own way.

Mikey can answer philosophical questions, he doesent have the general care for others or his own regard like Raph generally does, Raph has survival skills but doesent know when to be calm, etc etc

[starland4678]

I don’t think I have drawn any of Lucille’s backstory here, or if I have I have forgotten

I’m not the best at drawing backstories, but I can write them!!

So here’s some writing I did with a bit of lore for ya :D

(I messed up some of the spacing but it’s good enough)

Interview.

Lucille sits in her empty cell as usual, waiting, when suddenly her name is called and she stands up.

She is handcuffed and lead to another place by a keeper, despite her empty expression as they walked her mind was racing with thoughts, then she was asked to sit down at a table. An interview, great.

They had tried before to get her to talk about herself, and what she was doing here, trusting the ink demon. But she refused to speak, especially to the Keepers.

The door opened and instead of the Keepers annoying static, she heard a person, their coughing and wheezing as they walked made them instantly know who it was before they were in view.

“Wilson.” She greeted him almost coldly, her expression unchanging as she glared at him

“Calm down, demon” he assured with a wave “this is not a test”

“You are here because I refuse to speak to them?” She almost interrupted him as she questioned him.

“Correct.” Wilson nodded, pausing to cough before continuing to speak “you have been difficult with the keepers, so I assumed talking to someone… more human, may help”

She didn’t respond, just continued glaring at him. She wasn’t going to speak, not to him, not to his little pets either.

He sighed and continued to talk, looking a bit disappointed by her not complying “despite your demonic nature you’re still a human. And unlike the others, you are different, the only other soul I have seen like you is-“

“Henry Stein, I know….” She added, her gaze becoming a bit softer as they changed subjects. “because I’m so much like him is the whole reason I’m here, I’ve heard it before...”

“There is some information about you I have been able to gather.” He mentioned, changing the topic “You used to be an artist here, and now you’re working for that… monster”

Lucille’s fists clench as she hears him say that, but she doesent reply. If she argues she will show weakness, and it’s not like anyone else doesent also think of the ink demon the same way. She gives a small nod instead.

“But there’s more to that story, isn’t there?”

He almost grinned at her eyes suddenly becoming wide, he didn’t really know that much about her, did he?

“Dissapeared five years after running away, once a bright Christian woman, became an artist at Joey drew studios.” He added “isn’t that right, Lucille Anderson?”

She suddenly slammed her fists onto the table and rose from her chair to lean over the table, absolutely infuriated.

“Do not call me that name, ever again….” She muttered sternly, looking him dead in the eyes almost like she would kill him in this exact moment if she wasn’t chained up. “It’s Lucille Brooks. If you know so much about me you should also know that that man, Daniel Anderson, is dead to me.”

“Even if you are considered the dead one?” He asked with a almost creepy smile

“Even if I am.” She responded, a smile growing on her own face as she slumped back into her chair “you know it makes so much sense why the keepers have such strange personalities, talking to you is almost the same as talking to them.”

“And even if I’m the dead one I didn’t have to almost kill myself to do something that would make my father proud.

I think this conversation is over...”

“No. It is not” Wilson didn’t even seem phased by her remark, it did hurt him though “there’s one last question for you, how did someone such as yourself become so close to the ink demon..?

Even though he hurt you.”

She stared at the door for a moment before turning to him “because unlike you I know it’s not his fault that he’s like this.”

[cherllyio]

You’re scenarios for parent Pigsy were really fun 🤩

If you take requests could you make something similar for ShadowJadePeach (Macaque, Wukong, and Nüwa) being parents (or at least awkward step-parent in Macaque’s case) to MK (and maybe Bai He (LBD’s host)).

Please 🙏😊

I would love to! Lets go!

Macaque, Wukong, and Nuwa trying to be parents to MK( plus Bai He)

List:

Macaque and Wukong deal with all their issues, while trying to MK from going Apeshit.

Nuwa thinks she understand humans, because she made them, she doesent

"Nuwa, Wukong and Macaque babysitting Bai He and MK"

The scenarios are mostly silly little stories of them trying to be good parental figures or scenarios that could possibly happen in season 5.

Also, if anyone wanna draw or use any of the scenarios in any way, im completly happy with that! Just tag me, so i can reblog it and love it forever :)

Scenario 1: "Macaque and Wukong deal with all their issues, while trying to stop MK from going Apeshit"

This is acutally something, i think, could happen in the show.

So, Macaque and Wukong are trying to deal with all their past issues(which there is a lot of). And tts not going great though, and they end up having an argument again.

Suddenly MK steps into the room. He is really struggling with all the "mystic monkey busniess" going on in his life, so he thinks talking with the "mystic monkeys" would help.

Problem is, Wukong and Macaque are too mad eachother to do anthing to help, other than making it worse soooo. MK just leaves, now having it even worse with his "monkey fate", since earlier he had a small fight with Mei. Nothing big, but with Macaque and Wukong fighting, and them being an awfully lot like him and Mei, he is starting to get scared that they will end up like them. And that he will end up hurting Mei.

So in the middle of MK having this chrisis, a sort of Steven Universe future panic(if you know the refernce), Wukong and Macaque finally come to their senses and reailise something very important. To help MK, they have to understand what went wrong with them, so MK and Mei dont end up on the same road.

And in that way, we get the "Macaque and Wukong backstory" :D

Scenario 2: " Nuwa thinks she understand humans, because she made them, she doesent"

One day, MK goes to pick up Bai He from school(big brother and little sister vibes). Sadly it starts raining(a lot), so they cant get home. (Kinda like this scene from my neighbor Tortoro).

Nuwa sees this and picks them up, where she is then thanked and told that they quickly have to get Bai He home, before her parents get too worried.

But instead of just driving a little bit faster Nuwa goes almost full GOD MODE, and drives faster than fucking Wukong on his cloud. They almost drive several people over, several cars crash into eachother because of it, and a lot of people have gained new trauma because of it.

The kids are screaming, yet Nuwa just interepts this as to go FASTER.

They make it to Bai He's home, safe and sound, but lets just say that MK and Bai He are just gonna wait next time it rains that much.

(The reason MK didnt use his staff? He forgot)

Scenario 3: "Nuwa, Wukong and Macaque babysitting Bai He and MK"

Pigsy was supposed to take care of Bai He, because her parents were doing something that day, but something came up. And MK cant do it, because he accdently broke one of his legs, and Pigsy doesent wanna push him too much because of it.

And since neither Mei, Tang, Sandy or any resbonibly adult he knows, can help, he calls Nuwa, Wukong and Macaque.

The little trio sees this as a great possibilty to get closer to the kids, but its gets a biiiit chaotic with the following things happening:

Macaque gets a bit jelaous, and tries to train MK a bit, yet this ends in MK breaking his arm too(dont ask, neither of them dont know how it happend)

Bai He asks Nuwa if she can help her with her homework. This though ends up in Nuwa crying over Math homework.

Wukong tries to cook some food, but gets too cocky, and ends up making litteral poison, that could kill a god.

Dont worry, they order some Pizza, put on a show and they actually have quite a nice time after that.

Pigsy just finds them sleeping together on the couch, and suspects nothing. (though he was surprised the house wasnt burned down)

[worstqueerbaittournament]

Submission message for Naruto and Sasuke: did anyone submit Naruto and Sasuke yet? I feel like they should count

Submission message for Dean: You said destiel was submitted, but can I submit Dean Winchester?

Additional propaganda:

okay so here are some reasons for sasunarusasu (Naruto & Sasuke) and I have the photos as evidence below. I’m pretty sure that they were supposed to be canon (not sure if the sources tho) but lgbtq+ hate at the time didn’t allow it It’s perfection I bet Sasuke has super cold hands and Naruto has warm hands it’s thermal equilibrium It makes more sense compared to naruhina because it was one way love and Hinata literally stalked Naruto and sasusaku because it was one way love and Sasuke has shown more love/ship material towards Naruto than sakura. He (Sasuke) states that he has no reason to love Sakura.  I mean, do we need more explanation they can’t be platonic it’s just the perfect couple and they are together more often than they are with their wives. Opposites attract In the official arts they look like they are going to kiss They do kiss (and Naruto blushes while mentioning it later on ) They are the sun and moon and who doesent ship the sun and the moon (maybe some people don’t buy anyway)

[Dean] literally checks out other men multiple times, he gets flustered when men flirt with him, one of his biggest heroes are a hot male doctor from a soap opera and a wrestle star AND he "jokingly" hits on Cas multiple times!!!!

Even more propaganda and pictures

[losers-club-hcs]

Requested by @user40724432sworld

Yandere losers club hcs

(This is by far my favorite request yet)

Word count: 746

Bill: now Bill isn't one to make his advances... obvious per se, he prefers to watch from afar without drawing much attention to himself. He is, however one to leave secret gifts for the object of his affection to find, in their locker, in their mailbox, under their pillow. He mostly leaves love poems or drawings, but on occasion he will leave a flower or something he buys.I don't see Bill as a guy who would necessarily kill ir harm for his love but he would manipulate the life out of anyone who dares to get close to his darling. The only people that he trusts around his love are the losers club, he knows he can trust them and he doesent have to worry about his darling being stolen away.

Stan: Stanley is the least obvious out of all of the boys, he doesn't go out of his way to talk to his darling or leave them gifts all the time, no Stan is a hard-core stalker. Whenever he has free time he will be watching his love, making sure they get home ok. Making sure no one dares to bother his angel. At night he sneaks out to peek through the window of his darling, occasionally, not very often mind you but sometimes he has crawled through the window and sat with the object of his affection, gently stroking their hair as to not wake them up, even daring to place a light kiss to their cheek.

Richie: Richie would be the most obvious of the group, always seeking out his darling, making sexual comments and finding ways to be around them constantly. Richie is a master manipulator, in the sense of, he will lie and cheat his way out of any trouble that might arise due to his advances, as well as threatening anyone who tries to get close to his love. He would also be the most violent out of the boys, he would do whatever is necessary to be with the object of his affection, weather that be harming or even killing anyone who tries to steal his sweetheart away from him. He would also be one to kidnap his darling if they did not want to be with them.

Eddie: Eddie keeps his intentions to himself, he is the least obvious of the group. He rarely stalks his love, instead choosing to take certain items and hiding them away in his room, in a place his mother would not find of course. He has quite the collection of stolen items including, pens and pencils notes and drawings made by his darling, even one of their sweaters he nabbed one day. As well as this he also has a plethora of pictures of his sweetheart to look at and admire. Rarely, if ever would he resort to violence, he would instead use one of the other losers to do it for him, most likely richie(seeing as he is the most prone to violence).

Ben: Easily the most affectionate of the losers, Ben touches his love as often as possible, often making excuses in order to do so. He could easily kidnap his darling, but he chooses not to, he wishes for his sweetheart to come to him willingly. If he were to ever harm someone, it would have to be someone who really crossed a boundary with his love, he trusts his darling to not engage with those who try to win them over, but if someone were to be extremely touchy or pushy he would absolutely resort to violence.

Mike: Mike wouldent make his intentions clear, at least at first. The longer he goes without any acknowledgement from his love the more unstable he grows. He can't see his darling in school so he has to find other ways to interact with them, inviting them into the losers club, or "bumping into them", when in reality he planned it all along.

Bev: Bev would be the kind of person to stick up for her darling if they were to ever get bullied, for two reasons, the first being that she can't stand to see her love sad, and the second is that she hopes that by standing up for her love she would befriend them. She would absolutley attempt to kill anyone who got in her way, even going as far as killing a friend of her sweetheart so that she could be the one to comfort them.