#this bunny reminds me of my terriers

[doberbutts]

Every time you talk about terriers & prey drives you remind me of my parents’ mini schnauzer who loved destroying toys but was very, very bad at noticing live prey. He killed a baby rabbit once when my mom and I walked over to shoo momma bunny (and unseen baby bunnies) away from our tomatoes but also was in a cabin with daringly visible live mice and we could not get him to chase them 😂 he was the best silly old man but he was either kind of blind, dumb, or both

It's interesting what kind of things do and don't trigger prey drive! I often don't think Tater has much of any useable drive but then she'll do something like point at and then chase down a bumblebee and bring her kill to me very proud of herself. The inner machinations of her mind are an enigma, I suppose.

[sourwormsaresour]

Headcanons on the type of pets La Squadra would own?

Holy shit this was too fun to make, especially with giving the pets names.

Sorbet and Gelato have their own Crusty-White-Dog™ that's a Maltese Terrier named Armani. The dog hates and barks nonstop at everything deemed threatening (aka, everyone and particularly the rest of La Squadra) and yet those two will claim she's the sweetest thing in the world. True to her name, they deck her with Armani branded clothes, either specially made dog fashion or they had a DIY done to make it look like an Armani outfit- down to the bright pink leash she wears dripping in the Armani logo. She eats the finest dry kibble and only drinks Ferrarelle Sparkling water; she will know the difference if you switch it up. She's the epitome of "I demand pets but only do so with your eyes" to everyone. Despite loving Sorbet and Gelato the most, she demands all their attention on her and she will cockblock those two if she catches them being affectionate to each other instead. Despite having a nice bed, she always sleeps between the two of them and will whimper if they kick her out of the bedroom so they can get intimate. Those tear-stained eyes always look like they've seen everything, despite being constantly babied by her owners. If Armani could, she would kill everyone.

Risotto, the biggest man in Vento Aureo, has a little Syrian hamster he called Ace. He thought that a pet with a shorter lifespan would allow him the perfect balance of having a pet but not being very attached to it compared to pets that live longer- he was wrong. If you ever come into Risotto's office as he worked, either you are greeted with Ace running around in his green hamster ball, walking around Risotto's desk as he worked, or running in the hamster wheel behind the desk. Ace's tank is an old Aquarium tank Pesci gave to Risotto that is now full of soft bedding, toys, and Risotto frequently cleans it. There are days where Risotto just spends hours watching his hamster walk around the room, eating little treats, and staring at Risotto with its beady eyes. It's gotten to the point where you can't walk into Risotto's office without noticing a lone sunflower seed or piece of bedding on the ground that Risotto didn't notice until you pointed it out. Every time Ace passes from old age, Risotto buys a new Syrian hamster and calls that one Ace. He hasn't kept track of how many hamsters that came and went so far, but treated every one of them as if they were the first Ace. He takes pictures of Ace doing the most relatively boring things and will share them with his members.

Illuso got a Sulphur-crested cockatoo named Scapino as a joke. He thought they didn’t require much attention but later felt bad when he found out that they need specific proper care. He proceeds to care for it as if it was his child. Illuso taught his bird how to speak and swear at people, specifically swearing at Formaggio and occasionally at Ghiaccio. This man will shower his bird with the best treats (expensive nuts, dried fruit, chicken bones) and has a special bar for it to perch on when they're in the shower together. This bird has free reign all over Illuso's place and wears a little anklet thing to verify that it has an owner should it escape. The two of them have spa days together and it’s one of the most wholesome things in the world to witness. Scapino will actually join Illuso on missions too, staying in the mirror world the whole time, and it provides him some comfort from his social anxiety. Sometimes Scapino sits on his shoulder as he walks. Illuso trained it to stay and hide in the mirror world so that it wouldn’t fly away or blow his cover when he’s working. But the bird will fly around in there and will watch anyone that’s getting murked in front of him with no remorse and commenting on it too. Imagine you’re dying in the mirror world and your last moment is this fucking bird looming over you going “night night, motherfucker”. JESUS CHRIST. 

Prosciutto used to be on the whole “pets are unnecessary” train but he had considered looking at breeders for the best quality dog. And then one rainy day he found an abandoned Portuguese Water Dog puppy in an alleyway and at Pesci’s insistence took it in. Turns out the puppy was bought by a rich family for their kid but then abandoned when the kid wasn't interested in it anymore. Prosciutto insisted that the dog was going to stay for one night and then sent to the pound first thing in the morning. It's been years now and the little dog is now a big fluffy good boy named Pon Pon. The second biggest chunk of Prosciutto's paycheck is for this dog; I'm talking grooming services with paw-ticures, an all-organic raw diet, the nicest beds that even a human would wish they can sleep on. Pon Pon is properly trained with all the basics and tricks, because Prosciutto doesn't want to deal with a misbehaving dog, but it will use puppy eyes against the old man now and then. He give you the best smiles if you call him a good boy and if you glance at the right time you can see Prosciutto smile for a brief moment. Had he lived longer, he would have made Pon Pon famous on Facebook like Boo the Dog. Prosciutto will also not admit that this dog has helped him get laid a few times, because every person he did bring home always got a kick out of Pon Pon.

Ghiaccio has a pet snake- an albino ball python named Bianco. Ghiaccio was also on the “pets are unnecessary” train too but mainly because he can't stand loud pets (i.e. Illuso and Sorbet and Gelato’s pets). When Risotto suggested he get a snake, Ghiaccio looked into it, researching and meticulously setting up the proper enclosure  and found himself going to a local reptile expo to find Bianco for sale. He’s fascinated by his snake to say the least, and would use leftover containers or Tupperware for Bianco to spend more money on proper equipment or food. Ghiaccio is really involved in online reptile forums and frequently debates with people on topics such as the best substrates to use, whether live rodents are better than frozen, ethics of breeding certain species, etc. He often gets worried when Bianco becomes picky and Ghiaccio would spend sleepless nights trying to get his baby to eat. Ghiaccio would walk around with his ball python wrapped around his neck or lets him slither around in his room under supervision but he mostly leaves him alone in the enclosure. There are times where he would claim he has the best, smartest pet and everyone just rolls their eyes like “yes the white fettuccine that got stuck in a toilet paper roll an hour ago is so smart”. But they let him rant about it. It’s kind of cute to say the least.

Pesci is the definition of people whose entire LIVELIHOOD is making his room into an aquarium. His room is full of strictly maintained, cleaned, and decorated tanks full of various types of aquatic animals. I’m talking Dwarf Puffers (Antonio, Portia, Jessica, Bassiano, and Solanio), Albino Gold Axolotls (Moe, Larry, and Curly), Red Ear Sliders (Franco and Ciccio), Clown Fishes (Browser, Mario, Toadstool, and Koopa), Brazilian Sea Horses (Tom and Jerry), a Blue Betta Fish named Valentina in a 30+ gallon aquaponics tank that grows a variety of plants each season- to name a few. He rebuilt his entire room to keep everything running and even had Melone help him set up timers for lighting and temperature control. Pesci will cry if you somehow made the pH level off by 1 or did not care for his animals properly when he’s away. He’ll even lecture you about bad tank setup. He's a prominent member of the aquarium  community in Italy and will regularly redecorate each tank to suit the year and mood. This is where he’s spending his cut on the 20 million lira job: caring for his mini aquarium room. He occasionally gives away his pets’ offsprings for extra money (he doesn’t breed but sometimes he ends up having a ton of baby animals he can’t take care of) and would have been a YouTuber for his fish content. Now that I think about it, Pesci reminds me of my mutual @nexter2nd. Please go follow them.

Melone has a Holland Lop bunny and you cannot change my mind. He actually had a pet bunny growing up, another Holland Lop named Echo and Grep, and his current one is named Sudo; all three are named after UNIX commands. He has a large dog crate he diy-ed to be a roomy enclosure in his room for her that he cleans frequently but also allows Sudo free reign of the room when she wants to go out. Because of his job, he makes sure all his wires are covered so his bunny isn't tempted to chew them and watches his bunny diligently whenever she roams around. Easter time is when the denim jacket, pastel bows, and flower crowns come out and Melone makes sure to take a lot of photos. He also housetrained his bunny and taught her a few tricks, similar to how he trained Echo and Grep years ago. Sudo is spoiled in terms of getting a lot of pets, new toys, and feasts on the finest veggies and delicious hay. Melone also makes sure the first thing he teaches his Juniors is to not harm the bunny. Surprisingly, he's against breeding Sudo and has her neutered. This is mainly because he doesn't have the time to breed and raise more bunnies but also he hates the idea of selling the grown bunnies off afterward. 

You know that Formaggio has a cat: the little Russian Blue cat named Sweetie Baby. Sweetie Baby was a kitten that he found outside his home. The little thing was the sole survivor of its litter and nearly starving to death, so he took her in thinking he will bring her to the shelter when she recovers; that cat now lets him live in HER apartment rent-free. Despite feeding her cheap dry food and constantly shoving her into bottles, he treats her like a queen otherwise. He will dress her up in little outfits (much to her annoyance) and often would be too aggressively affectionate towards her. Still, there are moments where she would cuddle with him during the later nights and allow him to put on one iced-out bow he just spent a quarter of his paycheck on. Walking to his apartment and even the backdoor of La Squadra’s HQ means carefully walking through the stray cats mewling at your feet, because Formaggio will feed any cat he sees. Initially, Risotto wanted the cats gone, but then he finds out the cats doubled as security when he watched some robber attempting to break in but getting their eyes scratched off instead.

[be11atrixthestrange]

Coming Home

Just another plot bunny inspired by these patronus prompts!

As soon as I arrived back home, I was nearly tackled right back onto the fireplace. Four tiny arms wrapped around my hips and legs. I was defeated, and immobilized. Just where I wanted to be.

“Daddy!”

I spent the last week away on an Auror trip, and I hadn’t gotten a full night's sleep in six days, nor had I had access to regular meals. It reminded me way too much of the war, and I was bloody well ready to return to my family, get some sleep, and eat some food. But I forgot all about that when I saw my family.

“What are you two doing awake?” I reached for Hugo and pulled him up to my hip. I could help but smile when he gave me that toothy lopsided grin that I recognized from my own baby pictures. “It’s late, you should be in bed!”

“Mummy said we could!” Rosie still had her arms wrapped so tightly around my hips that she was cutting off my circulation, but I didn’t mind.

“Did she now?” I asked as I crouched down, still holding onto Hugo to return Rosie’s hug.

“I did,” Hermione then entered the room, beaming at me. She looked exhausted, which is probably why she lost the bedtime battle this evening. Rosie and Hugo could wear anyone down, I knew that well enough. “They were too excited to see their daddy. They really missed you.”

“I missed them too.” I gave the kids one more squeeze, before lowering Hugo back to his feet and turning to my wife with open arms. “Get over here, Hermione.”

I met her halfway, enveloping her in my arms. She seemed to melt right into them. “Were they terrible?” I whispered into her hair.

She laughed. “No, they were wonderful. They just missed you a lot.” She pulled back to look at me, and lovingly brushed my fringe out of my eyes. I loved it when she did that. “As did I.”

I leaned in and pressed my lips to hers. Her grip tightened around my shoulders and I lifted her off her feet. She smiled against my lips.

“Ewww! Gross!”

I laughed and slid her back to the floor. “I think it’s time for bed, isn’t it?” I said to the kids.

“Nooooo!” I knew from experience that if Rosie wasn’t in bed by a certain hour, she would never be. She could stay awake all night if she was determined, and she kept Hugo up too. Unfortunately, Hugo couldn’t maintain the same energy level, he would just get crankier by the hour.

“Mummy said if we stayed up late, we could play with Sparky!”

I turned toward Hermione, who was smiling sheepishly. “Did you tell them that?”

She nodded. “Sorry, I was desperate! And I missed Sparky too…”

I groaned. I was too tired to produce my terrier patronus now, but I didn’t want to disappoint the kids. “Why, Hermione?” I groaned.

“Ollie’s not the same! I tried. You can’t give the kids an otter when they’re expecting a puppy,” she said with a shrug.

I turned to the kids. “I’m sorry, Daddy’s too tired right now---,” I began.

‘NO!” shrieked Rosie. “Mummy you promised!”

Rosie began to sob, which prompted Hugo to do the same. I looked back at Hermione, who simply pleaded at me with her eyes. It was the same tactic Rosie used, and both knew I was helpless.

“Ok, ok. I’ll give it a try!” Rosie and Hugo both ceased crying and excitement washed over their faces. “But go easy on me! I might not be able to keep him around for very long, ok?”

“Promise!” said Rose.

“Pwomise,” Hugo repeated.

“And you have to promise to go to bed right after,” I negotiated. “Deal?”

Rose and Hugo exchanged a look before subtly nodding at each other. “Deal.”

My heart swelled with affection for my two incredibly smart little negotiators. and I didn’t have to think too hard about where that trait came from. I looked back at Hermione, who was beaming. Thank you, she mouthed.

I could pull up the happy memories effortlessly, that’s just how it was these days. I thought hard about those adorable little arms engulfing me in a hug upon my arrival from the fireplace, and their excited shrieks. I recalled their tiny voices calling me “daddy”, a name I now responded to more quickly than “Ron”. I saw Hermione smiling at me, hugging me, and kissing me.

“Expecto Patronum.” The silver terrier sauntered from my wand into the living room, wagging his tail as he trotted up to the kids.

“Sparky!” In a sudden burst of energy, Rosie bolted forward toward the holographic puppy, prompting him to chase her. Hugo stumbled behind them, laughing and smiling.

Turns out I didn’t have to work very hard at all to keep Sparky around. The happiness that fed him was already abundant in the room.

I was busy watching the kids chasing Sparky around the living room when I felt Hermione slide her hands around my waist. “Thank you,” she said, leaning her head against my shoulder.

“Of course,” I told her, before pressing a kiss to her temple. “I missed you like crazy.” I placed my arms around her, returning her hug. “I love you so much.”

“I love you too,” she muttered. Then she looked up at me, raising an eyebrow. “Now really, how tired are you?”

I laughed. “Depends on why you’re asking.”

“I think you know why,” she said before placing her lips on mine. I paused waiting for the familiar chorus of disgusted protests from the kids that I came to expect whenever I kissed Hermione in front of them, but they were too distracted by Sparky to notice us.

I pulled away and smiled down at her. “Maybe Sparky can help us convince the kids to go to bed?”

She grinned at me. “I think it’s worth a shot,” she said, before pulling me back in for another kiss.

[voldemorts-tap-shoes]

2020 Creator Wrap: Favorite Works

Rules: It’s time to love yourselves! Choose your 5 (ish) favourite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2020. Tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!

Thanks to @be11atrixthestrange for the tag, and most especially for inviting me to the amazing little corner of the internet known as the Romione Discord. (Join us!) 2020 sucked in a lot of ways, but getting involved in the fandom and being able to interact with other writers was truly a highlight!

Okay, favorite works, here we go...

1. Edge of Desire

I have to include this one because it was my very first foray into the world of (writing) fanfic. Hitting publish that first time was absolutely terrifying, but joining this community has been more rewarding than I could have ever imagined.

FFN

2. It’s A...

This might be my true favorite. It was just so much fun to write!

FFN AO3

3. Still Searching

I’m including this one even though it’s not quite finished. I feel like I really pushed myself in terms of plot—which, as a pantser and not a plotter, is something I struggle with—and I’m proud of it.

FFN AO3

4. Message Received

I actually love this little ficlet, and getting to collaborate with @be11atrixthestrange and @adenei on different ideas for this little plot bunny prompt was a lot of fun. Bad terrier.

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5. Waves

This one’s personal for me. Obviously it’s got a Romione filter on it, but the feelings that Hermione struggles with are feelings that I struggled with a lot last year. It was cathartic to get it out, and the happy ending serves as a little reminder that the dark times do pass and better times are coming.

FFN

Tagging @adenei and @gurinpotte

[creek-cryptid-deluxe]

Some of you guys may remember awhile back (but not THAT long ago) that I was kind of losing my shit because The Spawn was neglecting her dog duties that she agreed to do with my dad when Indie was brought into our household. Yeah? No? Eh, either way I have an update on that. 

Just a small recap for anyone who doesn’t remember or is new here (I’m still pretending that people actually read this like... for realsies): Way back in August I said no to The Spawn bringing home a dog 5 seperate times because I knew how it would end up. Then she went to my dad, who is soft, and my dad told me that he said yes, but under certain terms and conditions. (TERMS: The Spawn was to handle all expenses related to said dog, would handle all care, training, and exercise needs and at no point was responsibility for the creature to be put on me at all because I had already unwillingly taken on responsibility for Bailey via him bringing her home and I don’t need more.) I laughed and said “Yeah... sure.”

end of Sept we noticed something was wrong with pup’s left front leg. After numerous vet visits and lots of funds, Indie was put on one room, no jumping, no running restrictions from early Oct until the first week of December because her shitbag previous owner had broken that leg in 2 places and while it had almost entirely healed, it had clearly not been treated because one break was at her elbow growth plate, causing her elbow to grow out sideways. So there was an orthopedic operation to remove the already present buildup that causes arthritis, then shave down some bone and pin her elbow back together. 

Since December, The Spawn has been HARDCORE slacking off on her duties to exercise the pup, who as a rat terrier/chaos demon mix has an abundance of energy that if not properly channeled and expelled, leads to significant criminal activity. The Spawn was taking her for a 30 min walk MAYBE 3 times a week and not doing any other play. Meanwhile, my broken down ass was trying to make up for it by walking her or doing HOURS of laser hunting and fetch. Dad tried to help by walking her with Bailey every night, but about 4 weeks ago that ended with him getting a broken rib because the girls saw a cat before he did and he didn’t have time to brace himself. He has been publicly banned from walking the little one. 

RECAP DONE.

So me supplementing has been really wearing on me. The entire reason I don’t personally have any pets (despite very much wanting a bunny or a couple rat friends) is that I don’t have the energy to be responsible for their care. So for the last few months, every 2 weeks or so, I break down to dad, ranting and crying about how I can’t keep doing this and that he allowed this to happen, so it’s his problem and he needs to fix it like... NOW because if it continues, I’m going to get involved and I will not be nice. As in every day that she doesn’t exercise the dog properly, she will lose her tv for a day. No entertainment for her dog means no entertainment for her. He kept saying “no no no I’ll do it.” then not fucking doing it. 

2 days ago, I broke. No ranting. No anger. Just broken sobs. It’s just too much. He promised AGAIN to talk to her. Well yesterday there was an incident that was the last straw for him I guess. 

While he was at work, The Spawn went to walk Indie. When she does walk Indie, once for 30 mins, she’s been implementing training to get her to be better behaved on the walks because Indie suffers from barrier aggression. When on the leash, behind the fence that surrounds our yard, or behind the windows inside the house, if she sees another dog walk by she loses it. Hell when getting them ready for walks, once she is on leash, she will lose her shit on Bailey. SO The Spawn has been filling her hoodie pouch with treats and before they even leave, they go to the door, The Spawn says “Sit. Wait...Wait...” with the intent of Indie sitting until the door is open. Eventually there will be a command involved that gives Indie the all clear to get up and head out. 

So they go through that yesterday around 3 or 4 in the afternoon. They depart for their walk around the neighborhood and within a few minutes I hear Indie’s “I’m losing my shit” bark/snarl combo and The Spawn yelling commands at her. A minute or two later, The Spawn storms in with Indie in tow and says “Well since she decided she can’t behave, we aren’t walking today.” And I looked at her skeptically from across the room because dogs don’t work like that AND exercise is not a privilege for dogs, it’s a necessity. So not walking her because she misbehaved would be on par with me not allowing The Spawn dinner because she misbehaved. Then, seeing my face, The Spawn says “She needs to learn that there are consequences for her actions.”

Y’ALL. I involuntarily laughed, so I had to turn away from her and pretend I was coughing. Let’s talk about why I find this hilarious. This statement came from a 16 yr old child who a few weeks ago was asked to watch the dogs for a couple hours while I went to grandma’s to help her with something. I had been reminding her DAILY for a week that this was happening. As I expected, she tried to weasel out of it. I told her that it wasn’t up for discussion, she was doing it, and that I had phrased it as a question as a courtesy. She began to argue. I told her 3 times over the span of an hour that if she didn’t stop arguing that there would be consequences. She chose to continue, so she found herself grounded from her tv and car for the day. (At the end of that hour and after 3 warnings, all via text and verifiable, I finally just told her to bring me her keys. She chose, instead, to come downstairs, empty handed, and CONTINUE to argue, so she lost the tv too.) She threw a massive tantrum which ended with her screaming and crying to my dad about how abusive and mean I am. *insert eyeroll from both of us*  All over, what? The consequences of her own actions. 

So you see why this was funny. Anyway, I let her go upstairs and text dad that we needed to talk when he arrived and to text me so I could meet him out in the garage. 

I met him out there and relayed the events to him. He also involuntarily laughed about the dog needing to learn that her actions have consequences. Then he said “Ok, I’m talking to her tonight.” 

Now, my dad has a signature move for when he has to have tough or unpleasant conversations. He says “Let’s go get ice cream.” I think it’s meant to soften the blow while also catching the person off guard and being in public for less chance of a scene. 

Anyway, they talked. The overall gist was “we made a deal. the deal is not being upheld. Bailey is a much lower energy dog but still requires 2 seperate 4 mile walks a day, and your high energy PUPPY is getting 1/4 of that at best on most days and your mom and I have been picking up the slack as best we can but that has resulted in a broken rib for me and your mom is really at the end of her rope and has been unable to actually rest for a full couple days like she needs to recover from all the random shit she does for you like covering kettle corn and berries in chocolate.”

The Spawn tried to make excuses. “I’m in school full time AND working.” My dad responded with: “First of all, you aren’t in school full time because you do 2 hrs a day in person and then another hour online AT MOST 5 days a week, then work 4-6 hrs at night 4 days a week. Second of all, I work 13 hrs a day 5 days a week and yet I still find a way to make sure my dog’s needs are met via a 4-6 mile walk before work and another in the evening after dark, unless your mom is up to pokemon in the park, which Bailey comes with us for and gets significantly more walks. So that excuse is b.s.”

She mentioned that she tried that day but she misbehaved. dad told her that no matter how she is behaving, walks are not negotiable. Then he used my dinner analogy. She finally gave up trying to make excuses to be lazy and told him that on days she doesn’t have both work and school she will do 2 hrs worth of walks. (I mentioned to dad that this leaves 3 days a week where she is implying she doesn’t have to do anything. he said he will address that but not that night.)

To her credit, The Spawn has done 2 hour long walks today. She even came up with a plan. The first half of each is structured walk/training time and the second half will be at the dog park across the street so that she has unstructured running time where she can get up to full speed. Keeps her from getting frustrated and bored on the walk and allows her to get full speed runs in without killing The Spawn’s knees. 

We shall see how this holds up long term. Fingers crossed and all that. 

[haikyuu-and-more-haikyuu]

if your fave hq characters had pets, what sort of animals would they have?

Ah! This sounds like so much fun! I’ll just do karasuno, tell me if you want my take on the others teams too or background characters! Sorry if there are any spelling mistakes or weird sentences- I am over stimulated from work and it hurts to think! But I wanted to get this out before bed :D 

Daichi: He’s a big doggo person. He likes big dogs becuse he can rough house with them and take long road runs with them. He is gets a Alaskan Malamute named Wakana, since she is so vocal.  And even when the dog grown up, she still thinks she is a lap dog, Daichi literally have to push her off if he wants to get things done. Wakana always puts up a light fight. Such a drama queen. 

Sugawara: He doesn’t have time for much and doesn't want a high energy animal since he deals with 30+ monkey since he is a elementary school teacher, so he gets two bunnies. Both boys, a white one and a grey one. The grey one is named Mitsou and the white one is named Masa. Mitsou has a temper and will often stump his feet if he is disatisfied (when Suga doesn't give him cuddles) while Masa is just happy to be there :D

Asahi: He get’s a St. Bernard's dog and just looks scarier than he already does. But that big doggo is the cutest dog. He liked cuddle and get attention and will often just sit by Asahi or visitors sides until he get’s the attention he wants. He also is quick to snatch up food that has fallen on the ground and often begs for left overs. He rarely gets some. His name is Sora

Nishinoya: He doesn't get a pet until late into adulthood. He traveled around the world and wouldn't have had the time to care for a pet. But when he eventually does settle down, he gets a greyhound. He needed a partner that was just as playful as him and also a challenge. His name is Tsuyoshi, which means strong. 

Tanaka: Get’s a dog like a light brown bull terrier. His name is Arata, and he is just as rowdy as his owner. But also really cuddly and attention seeking. He chews up his toys in minutes, so Tanaka has to by really strong toys so they actually last. He also liked to by clothes to the dig since Arata doesn't mind.

Ennoshita: This chill dude gets a chill catto. they like laughing together and just take a nap. The cat goes out and comes back after a few hours. That is how they both like it. He names the cat Rina. She got kind of too lazy at one point and gained a little bit of weight. So Rina had to learn to walk on a leash with Ennoshita and it works well. 

Narita: Is allergic to cats and dogs. (if you guys didn’t know, its the enzymes in the spit that people react too, not the fur itself) Taking shots and medications for it is too much of a hazzle for him, so he gets a big fish thank and fills it with fishes and a few eels and snails too. They don’t do much but it’s exciting to see them swim around minding their own business. He also likes to by new items and sea weed for them so their tank gets decorations and a little personality. Some of them follow his fingers when he is close. 

Kinoshita: Got a sphynx from a family friend that just had a littler. His was surprised to see how cuddly and playful they were. His cat is also curious and talkative. The cat, named Sushi, becuse Kinoshita tried to make sushi one time and the cat jumped up and tried the almost done roll, often greets him when he comes home. he also like to sleep with Hishashi in the same bed. Kinoshita also buys him winter and summer clothes so the cat doesn’t freeze to death or get sun burned when he is out. Kinoshita has fallen greatly in love with that wrinkly monster.

Kageyama: That video I reblogged of that volleyball playing doggo, that is Kags doggo. (lol jk) He gets a dog, a little, fluffy pomeranian, to everyone surprise. The old lady next door died and when she didn’t have any family members that could take in the dog, Kageyama offered to take the two year old dog into his care. Her name is Yoko. She is playful and often nibble on his sock when he is relaxing. She has a blanket she likes to sleep in and is really cute when she does so. Kageyama has tried to take the small dog on road runs, but the little Yoko gets too tired and needs to be carried the rest of the way; (small dogs doesn’t need as much exercise as bog doggos)

Hinata: I saw this pintrest post about Hinata owning a mimi turtle (or baby turtle) and yes! He get’s a lil turtle that he names Hikari (light). He likes to feed her berries and often talks to her when he rambles on about his days and need some company. She is often walking by herself in the living room and it took Hinata a few times before he was smart enough to tie a long red yarn around her for him to know where she was. He once lost her and didn’t find her until two days later. He though he had killed her. Hinata likes to think that Hikari likes to be on his head (but to the turtle, it’s the same)

Tsukishima: He and Akiteru tried to convince their mother to let them have a tiger or a bearded dragon. But Mrs Tsukishima said no and that was it. When he gets older, he gets two birds. Named Rex and Strawberry (named after a dinosaur and his fave dessert). Birds are actually very cuddly and often likes to be with their human and play or just relax. So they wouldn't be in their cage when Tsukishima is just home. If he has visitor they need to be in the cage for a few hours. He also learns them words and always whistle when its feeding time. Birds pick up on that too. They have leaned Tsukki, since Yamaguchi calls him that, and now Tsukishima can hear his nickname 24/7.

Yamaguchi: It’s canon that Yama is a dog person, so he would defiantly have a doggo (or two when he grows up) His family currently have a Shiba Inu that they got then he was in middle school. Yama wanted to name it french fry, but Tsukki didn’t let him. So he named it Yukiko since the dog likes winter so much! Like him! He gets his how dogs when he is well into adulthood. 

Yachi: When she lived with her mom, before she moved out, they didn't have any pets since the complex didn’t allow pets and her mom were too busy taking care of a pet. She get’s a hamster names Sho.  (It means to fly) she named it that because his fur his black and it reminded her of karasuno. He doesn't do much except for run in his wheel-thing and relax in his tunnel. She likes re-decorate his thank and by new stuff for him. It’s a little spoiled hamster. 

Shimizu: Get’s an isle cat that like to sun bathe and cuddle with her on the sofa. the cat has a running wheel and uses it sometimes when Kiyoko is in the room with there. She is brown, black and white. The cat also likes to sit on the counter when Shimizu makes food, just to observe. He name is Aki, and Kiyoko named her that becuse her fur remained her of autumn. 

Ukai: Gets a mop that becomes the next store pet. He got the dog when it had trend three years and was put out for adoptions. His name is Hibiki he is often seen relaxing on his bed by the counter in the store. He doesn’t bark much, but when a few rowdy school kids passes through the store, he can get a little worked up. Most of the time, everyone is fine with the little helper Sakanoshita has gotten. 

Takeda: Gets a dog after a few years. He gets a cocker spaniel that is playful and rowdy and stick his nose into everything. The garbage, his closet or cabinets; you name it. His name is Dai. He once got so excited of seeing a bird outside, that he ran straight into a glass door. He was fine and so was the glass. Takeda was surprised when he saw how energetic the dog was becoming. 

[golden-reedwolf]

I’m bored so here’s a list of my favourite sheep breeds

Badger Face Welsh Mountain

Beautiful markings, very noble looking. 10/10 my favourite sheep

Jacob Sheep

The best horns and pretty spots. Definitely the most badass looking sheep

Swaledale 

Tough, rugged looking with big curly horns. An excellent sheep.

Scottish Blackface

Similar to Swaledale except they can be dyed YELLOW

Border Leicester

Look at that roman nose! Those silly bunny ears! I love them. 

Kerry Hill

Smart looking sheep with cute panda faces

Herdwick

Very fluffy and cute.They remind me of bedlington terriers!

Black Welsh Mountain

The ultimate goth sheep

(All pics from Wikipedia except border leicester, kerry hill and black welsh mountain which were taken by me)

[nony-bear]

So cute bunny, can hardly stand it *I say as you bounce excitedly* My little bunny, come here. *lifts you up and carries you to my room first, setting you on my bed so I can get changed quickly* You know, we might as well condense everything in to one room at some point, could just make this a guest room. Don’t imagine I’ll ever be sleeping in here again. *chuckles as I grab my computer and take you to your room, helping you find a pair of jammies and getting you changed into them* Alright love bug, time to look for a new best friend. *settles down on the bed with you in my lap, pulling up a few shelter websites* So just to remind me, what kind of puppy are we looking for again? Breed, age, gender?

- Steve

We should *I agree seriously* don’t ever wanna sleep without daddy *I say crossing my arms but giggling when you pick me back up and I cling to you before cooperating and letting you help me change and get comfy with you and the computer* hmmm well you know I like a bunch of different kinds but I think we said pit bull or staff terrier, since they are basically the same, would be good! And ummm it doesn’t have to be super tiny but at least kind of puppy-ish still and Can we do boy? Please daddy I don’t wanna get jealous.... *I ramble to you before I say the last part a little softly a tiny embarrassed but my neediness for you*

[sebaby-l]

Thank you so much @baekhyuns-diamond for tagging me!! ♡♡ I feel loved

What’s your favourite song(s) to sing/hum? Ooh well~ I like singing everything! But my favs are Fly Me To The Moon, Angel Baby, and Dream a Little Dream of Me. Sometimes just random songs I’ve heard before I’ll hum when I remember them suddenly.

What’s your favourite flower/tree/plant (all 3 or whatever you have the answer to)? My favorite flowers are orchids, carnations, and veronica flowers (named after me of course.) Trees… 🤔, probably apple ones because they make apples which are the best. I unironically like cacti(?) plants, they have a lot of. Character.

Favourite colours? Very light or deep purples, light pinks, light blues, and dirty or light yellows.

What do you always doodle (if you ever do)? I’m always doodling ahah, normally I’ll be sketching animals (mostly pandas, bunnies, and dogs), random designs/ shapes, or objects lmao like the cup on the table next to mine.

How do you take your coffee/tea? I take my tea with no sugar at all or lots and LOTS of sugar just depends on my mood. Sometimes I’ll add honey to my tea or even some vanilla extract. My coffee? I don’t take it at all sksks

Favourite candle scent? Those ones that claim to smell like the ocean and just smell like clean bathrooms and the ones that smell like sweets i.e: sugar cookie, french vanilla, strawberry macaroon.

Sunrise or sunset? Even though I’m super sleepy during sunrises, I like the sunrise because it smells fresh out and everything is dewy. It also gives me nostalgic feelings.

What perfume do you wear, if any? My current perfume bottles consist of: French vanilla, lavender, daytime rose, and some ones with random names like midnight path. I like natural smells, but sometimes I go for colognes lmao they smell nice. Ya know kinda like baby powder.

What’s your go to dance move when you’re alone? Oh gosh I usually twirl around (><) or some random hip-hop moves I remember from music videos I like sksksksksks ( I’m really the biggest dork)

Favourite quote? Well, I’ll just put my life motto here instead 👌👌 “It could always be worse.” Tryna live while looking at “the bright side.”

Favourite self-care thing(s)/routine(s)? Oh man, I wash my face every night and day sksk I love using masks and scrubs but cleansing milk is my favorite! I also take long baths to relax and think/reflect on things. But I end up staying in until the water gets cold and I have to put hotter water in (so like 2 hr long baths ksks). Also, lotion. I use lots of lotion ^^.

Fuzzy socks or house slippers? Lmao I’m wearing fuzzy socks as I type this out.

What colour are your eyes? Dark brown 🐻

What’s your favourite eye color in others? I like that orange-ish brown color. It reminds me of autumn.

Favourite season? Why? Autumn! The weather is nice, Halloween, and my little sister (mine as well) birthdays are in Autumn.

Cheek, neck, or nose kisses? nose and neck.. *-*

What does your happy place look like? Warm, with my favorite colors, blankets, tea and lots of stuff animals. Somewhere with my best friend where I know that my family is waiting for me back ‘home,’ in my happy place you can hear the rain and light laughter.

Favourite breed of dog? I love all dogs but pit bulls (or huskies, or bulldogs, or pugs, or Boston terriers, or border collies.)

Do you ever want to be married? If so, what colours would you pick for your wedding theme? Me.. married.. I never really think of it a lot. maybe I will maybe I won’t ya know. My wedding would probably be whites, yellows, and light purples. The theme would be like flowers or smthn yeah..

Cursive or print? I use print lol but in drawings I put words with cursive.

Silk or lace? o0f both.

Favourite weather? Cloudy and rainy~~

I am tagging my buds and those who I admire: @peachjunny, @soft-smoll, @thetinyjunghoseokstan, @sehurn ,@rudeboiparkchanyeol , @glitzcake, and @milky-waee!