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Ok but what if when Danny died he went to the GZ because of his desire to continue protecting Damien, at first he didn’t realize that he was a halfa. The reason he is a halfa is because of the Lazarus pits, he had been dropped into the Lazarus pits a couple of times before Damien was declared the heir so the ectoplasm is already in his system.

He spends a couple of years in the GZ and the story continues how it usually does he defeats pariah meets clockwork.

He eventually meets Jason and Damien again when a cult decide to summon him. They could even target Jason and Damien’s specifically because they are his soulmate and his brother (not just bats).

DPXDC IDEA:

Ok so, angst. Dead on main, and demon SIBLINGS not twins. Soulmate AU where only you know the name of your soulmate and it is guarded jealously.

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Danyal is the 1st son of Bruce and Talia was deemed too much like his father, so they had Damian to replace him as the true heir, Danny became his guard.

Danny dies protecting Damian in an attack on the league, before he dies he tells Damian the name of his soul mate and asks him to give him his love if he ever finds him and tell him sorry he couldn't be there.

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Danyal gasps through the hole in his lung, blood pours out of him. But he did it. He did his job. Damian was safe. He killed all the intruders after him.

He drags his feet toward Damian room, he has to be sure he's ok, then he can rest. Alarm bells ring in the back of his head, soft and incessant. Danyal ignores them.

Pain pulses from the many punctures and slices on his body but he makes it. He pushes the door open.

"Ahki!" A small voice cries out, Damian only seven looks terrified. He rushes over and Danyal looses the fight with his body to keep upright. He collapses in the middle of the room with Damian supporting his head.

"Ahki?! Please we need to get you to the medics or or the Pit! You've lost so much blood." Small hands press on his wounds trying to staunch the bleeding.

Danyal suddenly realizes he's dying. The blood loss and what he now realizes is poison are extensive. He's not going to make it. Mother won't waste the Pit on a failure, but at least he'll die with Dami.

A though strikes him, one last selfish request, then he'll rest.

"Dami-" His voice breaks and he coughs up a bunch of blood. Damian mutters at him to - shut up you're fine, stop talking you're making it worse.

"Damian, please, I have a request." Distantly Danyal registers this is the first time he's seen Damian openly cry.

"A-anything Ahki, but you'll be Fine!" He sobs pressing harder on his chest. Danyal feels the edges of his vision fading.

"My soulmate-" Damians eyes go wide- " is named Jason Todd, if you meet him pass on my love? And tell him... I'm sorry I couldn't....... meet him. "Danyals struggles to focus on Damians face, he can't hear his sobs anymore, all he can see is Damians bright green eyes,

"ahibuk....akhi."

And Danyal knew no more.

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Years pass, damian goes to Bruce's. Damian realizes Todd is Danny's SM. He also realizes hes not going to want to talk to damian, so he lures Todd to the manor. He uses his skills to restrain Todd in the dining room. While everyone freaks out, he kisses Jason on the cheek. Everyone freezes.

Damian whispers " Danyal is sorry he could not be here to meet you, he sends his love through me, he died an honourable death."

Jason is stunned and Damian walks away.

Jason had never told anyone his soulmates name.

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AN: I had ideas to keep it as he died or that he becomes Danny phantom but this is all I have energy for rn.

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OK, so y'all hear me out. Does anyone else think that it's a tad bit sketchy that the Weasleys won the lottery right after the second year? Like Ginny was targeted that year, that much everyone knows and done so by the Malfoys. Harry put this together and he confronted Malfoy about it. (Harry also told Ron who should have told his family.) So isn't it sketchy that they won the lottery? And again everyone knows that the Malfoys have their fingers deep in the ministry of magic. So obviously the Malfoy are trying to cover this up with bribery. But honestly, now I'm thinking about if the adult Weasleys knew about it, like did they put this together? and if so does that mean that they willingly accepted a bribery bout the almost murder of their daughter? Because as far as I'm aware Ginny got no help other than a visit to the SCHOOL NURSE. As far as I'm aware the Malfoys were never punished for that, and like sure people watched them more closely but they were already being watched from the war. So yeah that's my thoughts on it. If someone else has already pointed this out could y'all let me know? Also, I haven't slept in 24 hours so ignore any grammar mistakes and just let me know.

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Triple the Trouble

Ok so I came up with this idea a while ago and figured I might as well post it. 

Talia is a good mother; Ras is a grandfather. (That’s the best were going to get from him.) 

 So, in this story Marinette Danny and Damian are triplets. Damian is the oldest he looks exactly like Bruce with Talia's coloring then Danny who looks exactly like Bruce and then Mari looks like Talia with Bruce's coloring. Damian likes to draw, Danny likes to read, Mari likes to design clothes; All three of them like animals and learn to play music together Damian the violin, Danny the piano, Mari the harp.

Danny got his powers because Talia got dunked into the Lazarus pit before she found out she was pregnant, and it had side effects. And Mari has magic as a side effect of the Lazarus pit because the Lazarus pit was created by tiki and plagg during a wish when the earrings and ring were united.

All three of them cause a lot of trouble on a normal basis. Depending on the trouble depends on how they get out of it. If they get attacked or anything Damians the best at combat, if they're trying to hide from someone Dannys is amazing at espionage, if they need a plan or a quick fix Mari’s your girl.

They regularly play pranks depending on the way the story goes it could be around the league and as long as they're not caught, they will not be punished. (They were caught once after that they made sure they were never caught again.) Ra’s thought of it as an amusing lesson in espionage and deception. 

Scene1= Ra’s lets Talia keep the triplets (she is of course ecstatic but weary) the triplets grew up in the league until they were seven when Talia found out that Ra’s was planning to take over one of the boy's bodies and then marrying Mari keeping the bloodline pure in the process. After she found out she made plans to make it seem as if the triplets were kidnapped (or just disappeared) instead she sent them to Jason Todd to care for them.

Scene2= When Jason finds them, he originally tries to take them to Bruce but they all deny wanting to go. He tries to take them anyway so instead they run away Jason eventually finds them again surrounded by league minions, so he kills them all and decides to take care of them himself since they didn’t want to go to Bruce.

Scene3= Jason calls the three of them devils one time and Mari bursts into tears (fake) and grabs on to Damian crying about how Jason had called her evil, Damian and Danny catching on to her prank Danny starts to sniffle but not full-on cry like Mari. Damian acts like an overprotective brother (even though he is one) and glares at Jason while patting his siblings back; Jason just freezes and just kind of panics because now he has two crying kids and one who looks like he going to stab him (again) in the end he ends up apologizing and giving them ice cream to eat. He never called them demons or devils ever again.

Scene4= When the triplets turn ten Ra’s is killed and Jason and Talia decide it's best that the triplets live with Bruce now with Jason acting as their bodyguard since Deathstroke is now after them since they are technically the heirs to the League. In the end, both Talia and Jason have to drag the triplets there because they don't want to go so badly.

Scene5= The triplets don't want to go to Bruce because they think Batman is going to eat them. Jason finds it funny Bruce is concerned and confused (and secretly sad) and Talia is just exasperated and wants to know who told them that story.

All three of them are terrified of Bruce because he's Batman and Batman is known to not like Meta’s (what Danny is classified as) or magic (which Mari has) and Damian is super overprotective and afraid he will take his siblings away.

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Ok so you know that theory where wonder woman’s mother is a former ladybug. And you know how Dianas father is Zues, but what if wonder woman isn’t a product of Zeus but of the former black cat.  What if the reason her mother hates men so much is because of the fact that the former black cat (her lover) betrayed her.

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OK so I'm pretty sure I read this somewhere, but I can't remember so I'm going to post this anyway. If you happen to find the other post can someone, please tell me where it is.

So, Danny gets absolutely wired whenever he drinks coffee and does some of the most ridiculous things. (Feral Danny anyone) It gets to the point where Sam and Tucker takes away coffee from him. 

And I just have this scene in my head where hes already being an absolute little shit and then they see him pick and there like hell no. So, like Tuck tackles him and Sam grabs his coffee and just chugs it. He’s just like wtf that was my coffee that you just chugged, my coffee, you don’t even like coffee your lactose intolerant WTF Sam.

I can just imagine them handing him coffee and pointing in a direction and be attack.

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🎶 there is power in a union 🎶

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Reblog to give ur local demisexual a pin

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Teach boys about periods

My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.

When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).

I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.

My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.

My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.

When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.

Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.

Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.

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Tom Dupain and Jack Fenton have to be related somehow. Like they are both absolute giants that look like they could beat you within an inch of your life but they couldn’t even hurt a fly. (Unless you mess with their family then that’s a different story)

They even have a similar type in women. Like both of there, wives are tiny women with short hair that can and will kill you if they deem it so.

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Marinette Dupain-Chen’s is Touch-starved because her parents are always working (whenever her parents do you hug her even on the show you can see her leaning into the touch.)

And then Adrien’s touch starved for obvious reasons. (cough gabriel cough)

So it’s like ladybug and chat noir are both always leaning on each other and touching each other in some way because they’re both touch starved. And people keep taking that as a sign that they like in a relationship or something when they’re not when they really do have a platonic or sibling type of relationship.