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Those ain’t your fucking friends longan
#cookie run#cookie run ovenbreak#longan dragon cookie#blue slushy cookie#pilot cookie#werewolf cookie#THIS BITCH IS LYING
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i'm so normal about daryl dixon i swear. i have never been more normal about a character ever.
#— 𝐯𝐞𝐞’𝐬 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐥 .ᐟ 𝜗𝜚#this bitch is lying#i am infact insane about this man#someone come sedate me#please i am begging#— 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥 𝐝𝐢𝐱𝐨𝐧 ᡣ𐭩
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— you also cut off your arm and leg, lost an eye. and disappeared for a week. and almost got killed by him. do you really think you’re in the right mental state
>> I am in a perfectly fine mental state for your information
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youll never guess where ive been
#i like vivian#like so much.shes so great#vivian mario and goombella qpr IM RIGHT IM RIGHTTTT#im.so normal about this game (lying lying lying)#im still drawing more of them and everyone else in the group i neeeeed to draw them more theyr so silly#but im mostly focused on vivian of course.why wouldnt i be#shes great#also fun fact my friend wrote that copypasta#shout out to lotings i love u buddy#anyway#paper mario the thousand year door#paper mario ttyd#paper mario#vivian ttyd#i dont think ill tag anyone else theyr smalllllll who care#well except maybe#yoshi ttyd#(?) i guess#anyway you arent free from me im only just getting started#buckle the fuck in bitches
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when people think delilah just completely takes over and laudna has no control. when people think jester is just an uwu child who has been manipulated by every man she’s met. when people think vex is an empty husk of daddy issues without her brother by her side. when people think fjord is an arrogant asshole who doesn’t pay attention to the party around him. when people think scanlan saying that vox machina doesn’t care about him is an accurate assessment.
#i’m tired and i was bitching w a friend about this earlier but good grief.#cr fandom HATES when a character knowingly denies or portrays themself in a way that is false#but that fulfils the expected role the party/the fandom has dictated for them#whether the character is intentionally lying (vex and fjord esque) or has bad faithed themselves into believing what they’re saying#(laudna and scanlan) cr very frequently plays with like . the character is saying this and it’s not trueeeee#you’d think the fandom that’s oh so willing to History Is Written By The Victors their way into validating wiping out all of the gods#because (checks notes) they do not fulfil the whims of every person who asks#might have a little more grace when it comes to doubting the characters words as always truthful or always well informed#critical role
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Luffy in alabasta was at his cuntiest and bravest like he befriended a princess, took down a warlord with extreme nicotine addiction and recruited said warlord's 28 y/o international terrorist cuntenserven colleague no gears no money no bitches no special technique just a pair of sandals and audacity
#im lying when i said no bitches cz zosan are literally there btw#but im not kidding when i say Luffy's “blood is also water right?” lives in my head rent-free#man i really gotta channel my inner alabasta Luffy guys im not kidding#got my cuntiest pair of high heels im abt to get that bag#queued cz im catching some snooze#one piece luffy#straw hat luffy#monkey d. luffy#luffy#alabasta#alabasta arc#one piece crocodile#sir crocodile#crocodile one piece#nico robin
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i think more people need to realize that the circumstances of how jason todd died would make him deeply untrusting of not only other people, not only himself and his own instincts, but specifically other people's proclamations of what they feel about/for him and how he reacts to that in turn
#personal#jason todd#like personally if a major formative moment in my life was trusting someone when they said they cared about me#and taking them at their word on an important topic#only for them to be flat out lying and then say that it's MY fault for trusting them in the first place#which then leads into a series of events that are both physically and mentally incredibly traumatic#i'm not trusting anyone who says anything about how they feel about me ever again#and i'm not trusting my own reactions or my own instincts in response to people either#(also god i forgot what a victim blaming BITCH sheila haywood was i hate dc retconning aditf to try and make it jason's fault)#anyway i'm done batman posting for the day or i'm gonna start pissing myself off
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Have you ever um ‘ illegally taken ‘ a child
No
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FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH (2024) dev. Square Enix
#final fantasy vii rebirth#ffvii rebirth#ffvii rebirth spoilers#ffvii#ff7#final fantasy#cloud strife#tifa lockhart#gamingedit#videogameedit#dailygaming#*#gifs: mine#i'm almost certain this moment has already been gifed several times before#but i wanted to gif it again because:#the absolute look of insanity in cloud's eyes before tifa yanks her aside#she's upset with him and just wants to make sure#and the way he just looks into her eyes and *lies*#when he's clearly not there#bitch you're not fine. you're not 'good'. stop lying
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Like I’ve said
Those ain’t your fucking friends lotus
These combinations are so random😭
#cookie run#cookie run ovenbreak#lotus dragon cookie#gim cookie#centipede cookie#scorpion cookie#bell pepper cookie#wtf are these combinations#this bitch is lying#what else do i put here#idk
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there are two types of elden ring fan:
the normal one
and then this guy
#the second guy just doesn’t like what he read#obviously fromsoft were lying#just like how they lie about malenia being undefeated or that the fight between her and radahn ended in a stalemate#everything’s a lie when it comes to miquella and malenia apparently#and yet people will bend over backwards and come up with the most elaborate shit#to try and paint certain other characters as mr nice guy who can do no wrong#truly the fandom of all time#bitch my girl did not go through hell and back dragging her wife all the way home just to get slandered like this#cleanrot knight finlay#malenia blade of miquella#elden ring
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I'd pay money to watch Robin interact with Tommy and Carol. it would be ON SIGHT
#everyone saying robin would have beef with jancy#no she's got beef with THEM#if she hates anyone in the name of steve it's these bitches#and yes i know people hc them as queer#and i love that!#toxic carobin absolutely iconic#but we're lying if we think those two wouldn't call robin a slur#stranger things#robin buckley#tommy hagan#carol perkins
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i straight up do not believe that odysseus did everything he did to get back to penelope and telemakhos. or even that he did everything he could. wanting to return to them is not the whole story. i like the myth about odysseus pretending to be mad to get out of the war for lots of reasons, but one of them is because it's an attempt to escape the narrative, foiled by his love for his son, but also because there is contrast to what we know of him long after the narrative has sucked him back in. odysseus is no less kleospilled than anyone else! he fights for his pride; he makes mistakes; he gets worn down; he delays his homecoming, in ways that are and aren't his fault, all the time. he wants to go home. he doesn't just want to go home.
but he does try. by leaving ogygia he willingly goes back into the narrative one more time, and he never gives up until he finally returns. isn't that compelling enough? do we have to sand it down?
#this is a slightly worse version of a post i've already made. sorry#'everything i did was to come home to you' he would not fucking say that. unless he were lying i guess.#and that would be a very obvious (and boring!) lie. i think penelope would see through it. so why bother?#anna.txt#a tag for bitching
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scenes that make me wanna eat drywall dust
#qkdraws#id in alt#haikyuu#kageyama tobio#hinata shouyou#tumblr can't even handle 4k images i had to compress this one. smh#did some layer fuckery to get the motion blur to work. the screenshots of this fuckery r kinda silly#this bitch rly is pieced together like a puzzle. kageyama himself is like.sliced in twain.#twain.that's a fun word#i've learned from past projects that blurring specific parts of an image is more complicated than just pressing the blur button#example: the blurring around lumen's hands in that suncaster pic of them all lying down in the grass#(i recognize a lot of people who will see this will see it in the haikyuu tag and have no idea who that is.roll w it)#the edges of her hands r still sharp in that image bc <3 i did it wrong<3#idk how to explain it but like#if u don't Also draw what's underneath whatever ur blurring it will not look right#especially if all ur colors r neatly snuggled up together and not overlapping (which i tend to snuggle them instead of overlap)#then the colors ur blurring have an empty Canvas Color beneath them that pokes out#this is prolly common knowledge to most people. in retrospect it seems like common sense. however (doesn't elaborate)
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Ever notice how everytime there's an ignorant person using the excuse of "it's the American education system's fault" it's almost always pertaining to information about other cultures/ethnicities or countries, usually ones designated as not "White" (ex: that Africa isnt a country, that Mexico has cities) and not things like. Science or Math.
#this cannot be both the 'i was a gifted kid' site and the 'i can't name a single African country' site#some of you bitches are lying
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booktok cannot handle unfriendly or emotionally complex female characters. show them a woman who’s a little problematic and they start shaking and shitting themselves. women can be either be martyrs or victims, anything else and ppl short circuit. men can be fucked up emotionally manipulative mass murders but if women have one unpalatable emotion they’re drawn & quartered.
if booktok bitches saw the female characters i liked they would piss blood for a week !!!!
#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#nesta archeron#twilight#rosalie hale#killing eve#villanelle#colleen hoover#booktok#books#i like VILLAINS !!!!!!!#give me IRREDEEMABLE WOMEN!!!#and make them GAY !!!!!!#pro nesta#this is mostly about her tbh#she was MY GIRL!!!!#and her rememption arc was bullshit#let her stay a lil evil and let me love that for her#also the bitches that accept rhys for lying to feyre about her autonomy but not for nesta for reacting poorly to her intense deep seeded#CHILDHOOD TRUAMA LMFAO#female trauma is only okay if they “deal with it correctly#men can do whatever they want tho 😊
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