#this be i forsooth

[viserya-firstofhername]

I'm fine. It's fine. Everything is fine.

[citroncynique]

RODIDON DAY RODIDON DAY!!! Happy 3/9 fellow Rodidon enjoyers!!

[regicidal-defenestration]

Remember! You're entitled to the full 8 hours of your half hour lunch break

[vamprisms]

i like withers he used to be an all powerful being and now he's my sexy secretary

[stephen-bass]

[thuinks about the post i saw where someone drew prethinker with the short and fat suit type and little dreamy love hearts appear over my head]ahhh

[pixlatedvampire]

Been dreaming lately 🌜☁️🌈💤

[whyoneartheven]

INDEED

[femmeslash]

i don't even know if this is funny anymore. shi association coworker drama

based on this

[haz311bl0gs]

[glitchydyke]

power csm is literally me btw like. thats what i look like thats what i act like. she is so me on account of 1. blood 2. cat 3. the fucking creature thang. like this is literally me ⬇️

[viserya-firstofhername]

'I want you to fuck my wives'

YES I want me to do the same miss!

[leam1983]

Nightingale - Impressions

Imagine what would happen if someone had the weirdo idea that for every design milestone in your Survival Crafter loop, you had to sit through a pre-recorded performance of Shakespeare's juvenilia.

It's fun, it really is - I enjoy roleplaying as this mildly terrified Anglo-Parisian traveller to the Faewilds who's having to contend with freaking blue wolves and Steampunk Terminators set in a pastoral setting that really goes "Hey, what if John William Waterhouse, but 3D?" - but Puck really needs to learn the Bard's best lesson, which is that brevity is the soul of wit.

I get it, cranking open a thesaurus and finding the most obscure English word possible to refer to anything adds to Puck's aura of mystery and sophistication, but when he needs four fucking minutes to essentially tell me "craft the key item you need and press onward", you have to ask yourself a few questions. Namely, did I really need to sit through all this?

Ah, but yonder resides thine survival, nascent Realmwalker. Fly swiftly on adroit wings, lest Death's fetid shadow ensnare your bounteous human spirit and snuff out thine Candle of Ingenuity - blah blah blah...

I like writing. I like big words. I like sounding like a huge pedant on purpose. Even I think this is too much.

[thebluestbluewords]

I didn’t think to screencap the dialogue directly before this, but it’s so funny to me that the Diasomnia crew aren’t in fact normal humans blending in, and are in fact weird nerds who talk in a way that comes across as absurdist humor to those outside of their little group

[vamprisms]

withers and the bhaalspawn he said we couldn't keep

[britneyshakespeare]

Henry VI: Come hither, England's hope. If secret powers Suggest the truth to my divining thoughts, This pretty lad will prove our country's bliss. His head by nature framed to wear a crown, His hand to wield a sceptre, and himself Likely in time to bless a regal throne. The little Henry, Earl of Richmond and the rest of the court: yeah ok that's a definitely normal thing to say.

[darkshrimpemotions]

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