#neen plays bg3

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i love dame aylin. we need more women characters who are a bit intense and wear full plate armour and are cringefail about their wives

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i've only had my mindflayer parasite for like 45 minutes but already he's like a son to me

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i know i've said this before but raphael baldur's gate is my favourite villain in the game like he's sooo silly. he introduces himself like hiii i'm a very suave and mysterious devil who can help you with your problem but Watch Out (intimidation rolled: 1) because i have a very complicated and secret grand scheme you couldn't possibly comprehend and then you can go to his house, fuck his bitch, rob him, read his diary, find out he's the infernal equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum because his dad locked up his favourite toy, see his gross toilet, rob him again, laugh at him for having erectile dysfunction or whatever and kill him while he plays his mixtape for you. peak.

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straight men who play baldur's gate 3 and then complain that gale flirts with them are so funny to me. calm down and suck a little wizard cock like a real gamer

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baldur's gate 3 companions when i pull out ten bulbs of garlic and a bottle of wine for dinner

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we r going to the baldur's gate gay pride parade

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um. mr mind flayer thank you for the psychic powers but i spend too long in character creation making my hair cute before each mission to become a slimy squid person please don't take it personally

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gale aren't you rich why do i have to look in 30000 barrels for camp supplies

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cazador sure sounds relaxed for someone whose torture victim just walked into his man cave with three of the hardest cunts in faerûn

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big fan of when a game lets you adopt a child. im going to be its mother now

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halsin is so buggy. i can't get him to leave the prison

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durge on tumblr: im so sso so fuckiin sorr,,,y i. ddidn;t kno.,w they woul,d die iff i killed t.hemm it;ss ono.,t my fault i avhe woorms in myy br.ain eatinn mmy mmemories. i guesss i;;m a[ picee of ssit, please foorgi.,ve me ;

raphael in their replies: hi I'm looking for an honest sugar baby to spoil with a $3000 per week allowance private message me if you are interested in this

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i love how withers is an entity of immeasurable power and he just stands about in my camp waiting for me to die so he can earn a little extra gold. lucrative side hustle.

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saltburn 2023 dir. emerald fennel

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i can't remember which one of you told me to save baldur's gate often but thank you

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i love having minthara in my party because she will just say insane shit unprompted.