#this apartment is spotless
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out sweeping my steps at 7:30am i think i'm officially an adult
#the hawk speaks#also daydreaming about how nice they would look if i sanded them down and repainted with a nice white#alas i am but a humble tenant#anyway it's been REALLY liberating living alone and having total dominion over my living spaces#someone joked to me when i said i was going to be living alone that i'd find out just how much of the mess was mine#and i did. the answer is none of it. none of it was mine.#aside from a couple boxes i can't unpack yet for legitimate reasons#this apartment is spotless#and i plan to keep it this way
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Realized I have a thing for characters with loser apartments or living conditions
#I watch any other mcu movies and look at their spotless bases and feel nothing#oh but when you show me that this specific character lives in utter shit of an excuse of an apartment#I will take them#this is a post directly for eddie brock and wade wilson#oh and their boyfriends too#since yk#living together#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#venom#eddie brock
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The back pieces of Dynamight's mask tilt this way and that like some kind of weather vane, as the wind picks up before the storm.
Red sky at morning. Hero's sure warning.
He looks... Well, he looks like Kacchan always does, just with dramatic lighting. Backlit by the red rising sun, he looks like a villain's sure warning, with his lips pulled down in a familiar frown and the knowledge Izuku has of just what he's capable of.
Kacchan's amazing.
... He doesn't do well in the rain though.
Kacchan is scowling at the clouds on the horizon like the weather is conspiring to personally offend him.
That's not very likely; Izuku has been dutifully checking the weather each time Dynamight and Deku are scheduled to patrol together, and learning a little about how weather forms while he's at it.
(If Kacchan's still going to call him a nerd, he might as well live up to it.)
High pressure systems, low pressure systems, convection currents, latitude, the jet stream, the water cycle, rain shadows-
Izuku could tell you all about the weather, but Kacchan would probably tell him to shut up and drag him away to do "more important things."
Patrol is very important, but somehow Izuku doesn't think that's what Kacchan means.
For example, if Izuku were to attempt to inform Kacchan all about the weather, he has the sneaking suspicion that Kacchan would just let him. Kacchan's eyes might glaze over and he might practically fall asleep on his feet, but he would grimly continue on in his Kacchan way, trying his best to give Izuku his full attention.
And then blow up someone else.
Kacchan's been like that since the war. Izuku can do almost whatever he wants, and Kacchan will pretend that it's fine.
It's not fine, though.
Izuku almost wishes sometimes that things would go back to the way they used to be, when Kacchan would blow up at him and assert his boundaries so that Izuku knew where not to step next time.
It had been awful, but by the end of middle school Kacchan had actually been a lot better than he had been at the beginning, the Incident notwithstanding. Or, rather, Izuku had gotten better at squishing himself into the little box that Kacchan demanded that he inhabit.
Izuku doesn't even want to tell Kacchan about the weather. He can tell Ochako, who will laugh at his enthusiasm, or Shouto, who will respond with a thumbs up and a smiley face emoji. That's his thing, lately.
But if Izuku wanted to tell Kacchan about the weather, then Kacchan would let him, even though he really did not give two shits and would probably rather do anything else than stand on a rooftop listening to Izuku ramble on about how in the southern hemisphere the winds are so strong that they call them-
Anyway. That's not the point.
The point is... The point is, Izuku can never really be sure if Kacchan actually wants to hear Izuku talk about things-that-are-not-the-weather, or if he's just humouring him because Kacchan's just weird like that now.
Like, yeah, Izuku and Kacchan are friends now, and that's amazing, Kacchan's amazing, but...
But. They are standing on a rooftop, taking a break, and Izuku has no idea what to say to him.
Hello? The weather looks crappy?
How are you? Do you think you'll be okay?
Are we okay? How do I talk to you? What do you like to talk about? Because you will not throw me off this building if I open my mouth, but that doesn't mean you care about what I have to say? I'm not fucking fragile? I won't cry if you tell me to shut up? Or at least pick another topic?
Izuku could explain Kacchan's own quirk back to him in a way that makes his eyes narrow in intrigue, but he cannot, for the life of him, tell what's going on in Kacchan's head.
He used to have a pretty good read on him. Izuku used to own the dictionary to Kacchanese, and every time Kacchan did something, Izuku would know why.
Izuku does not know why Kacchan is standing on a rooftop next to him, watching him out of the corner of his eye.
He's been doing that a lot lately, too. Looking at Izuku when he seems to think Izuku won't notice.
That's silly. Izuku always notices. It's Kacchan. If Kacchan's looking at him-
Then Izuku is looking right back.
Kacchan doesn't even startle when he realises Izuku has caught him in the act. The old Kacchan might have blustered something about Izuku being the one staring at him all the time, but new Kacchan...
New Kacchan just raises an eyebrow.
A challenge.
Izuku can do challenge.
He lets his lips pull up in the start of Deku's signature smile.
Dynamight grins right back.
And then they're off, and they're going to have to talk, one of these days, about how Izuku is supposed to talk to this new, quieter, overly permissive Kacchan and how all that crap in middle school doesn't mean that Kacchan isn't allowed to have boundaries now and how maybe they should both see a therapist like how Tsuyu told him last week, but for now, today, jumping off a skyscraper-
For now, Izuku has a race to win.
First one to the scene, first one home, first to reach number one- The rest of their lives, chasing each other, just like this.
Bring it on.
#bnha#bakugou katsuki#izuku midoriya#katsuki bakugou#midoriya izuku#kacchan#deku#we're on the right side (of rock bottom)#they're renting an apartment together. katsuki cooks and izuku will start muttering while cleaning#busying his hands while he works through unrelated problems in his head#he doesn't notice katsuki leaning against the doorway just listening to him#it's soothing. the nerd's prattling on and he's here. with katsuki. not god-knows-where pulled by some fuck through a portal#and katsuki's here. alive.#and the apartment is fucking spotless. izuku's resorted to using float to scrub the fucking ceiling#dumbass#katsuki's dumbass though.#he's been acting weird lately though...#mha
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i am actually so fond. he’s a mama’s boy and he does the equivalent of still saying “my mommy” at the age of twenty-something and then gets embarrassed about it and his boyfriend has to save him and his mother “gave up a lot for him” and is his raison d’etre. like yeah i too want to topple capitalism every time it mistreats my mom
#posts by me#more of my disco elysium impressions#omg that's why his apartment is SO spotless too. he learned it all from her#having a parent bust their ass so that you can go to university is. yeah. you kinda wanna do something drastic to repay that. like communism#like you wanna personally establish communism#nothing else will do!!
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healthily floating.
#aesthetic#i love you#poetry#black women#artists on tumblr#affirmations#affirmdaily#self love#with love#art#things fall apart#choose me#timeless#positive energy#eternal sunshine of the spotless mind#thankful#true words#be kind#clarity#creative writing#art inspo#self healing#higher frequency#protect your energy#life quote#love your soul#falling in love#poems and quotes#safe space#writers on tumblr
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Dick and babs can get married and stuff but they can never move in with each other because both have ocd but dick also has adhd and the amount of domestics they would get into over dick forgetting where things go would be unreal
#some ppl are just not room mate ppl and those ppl are Barbara Gordon#she’s a very busy lady who doesn’t have time to search her whole apartment for something#leo says shit#dickbabs#no but fr I think dick has the ‘the everyone I love actually hates me and are going to die or leave me’ ocd#and babs has the ‘my desk and bed are filthy because they’re safe zone everything else must be spotless’ ocd
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aki's just the sweetest whenever he has a crush on you.
he's totally obvious, immediately standing up straight whenever he sees you, finding it hard to meet your eyes and absently fiddling with his thumbs while he talks. he blushes to his ears when you stand a little too close to him. his hands get clammy and sweaty and he'll shove them in his pockets hoping you won't notice.
he compliments you every time you meet, telling you that you look pretty (like always, he means, you always are). he shares his lunch with you when you forget to bring any, he asks if you'd like to come over for dinner (he was supposed to run some errands instead, but if you want to come over, that's more important, and he isn't going to tell you that). he offers to pay for everything when you're around. the tone of his voice gets lighter and he smiles more. maybe someday he'll get the courage to ask you on a proper date.
#the one thing he can't do? confess#he's so obvious to literally everyone#but he refuses to confess to you when anyone prods him about it#he's just too nervous#and besides... he doesn't think you like him that much anyways#of course you obviously do but he can't tell#he fixes his clothes and his hair every time he sees you#he brushes his teeth multiple times and refuses to smoke if he's going to be around you#he'll make sure his apartment is completely spotless whenever you come over#I think akis never had a crush on someone before so he's a little bit childish about it#he's the kind of man who would do absolutely anything for you if you just ask#'aki... sorry to bother you... but if you have time.. could you please do this for me?'#'yes' (without hesitation)#aki <3
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i just got the nicest chair ever from the street i'm so happy 🤩🤩
#dw guys i live in an old ppl neighborhood and i actually rang the doorbell (so scary) partially to make sure the chair was good to take#and partially bc i wanted to see what kinda household it was (and how clean they are) and apart from a few dog hairs (he was very cute)#it's completely spotless#i shit my pants though bc ringing the doorbell was already so scary i need like 5 mins to even bring up the courage but then i declined when#the woman offered to help me with it the first time and then it didn't fit in my car by a millimeter so i had to ring AGAIN#bc she had a huge ass car in the driveway and luckily she drove the chair to my front door 💖💖💖#but she was so nice like women support women realness right there#but ringing a second time was so embarrassing i said sorry like 294829 times and thank you another 29372948 times#anyway when i finally got the chair in my apartment i also noticed that i don't really have the space for it so 🤡#yeah#i also saw the chair on my way back from work (on my bicycle) then went to get my car and failed the get the chair in and then drove back#with the woman and the chair in her car 🤡🤡🤡#most embarrassing thing i did this week#gonna have to figure out how to solve my space problem tho#i also have to clean the chair bc the thought of getting bed bugs or smth is too scary i need it CLEAN#000
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projecting but i think izzy cleans when he's angry
#ed comes back to their apartment late one night to find it completely spotless#izzy is FUMING scrubbing at the faucet with a toothbrush#ofmd#ibhau
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i'm such a good adult. so functional. so responsible.
#lily talks#i cleaned the apartment#that's it#mopped the floors and all#spotless#this was worse than any workout i've ever done#i'm exhausted
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Stuff is going to happen this weekend.
Cannot guarantee it will be the things I plan to be doing then, but stuff WILL happen.
Almost probably for sure.
#fix it from the outside#the way i see it#either i'll lose dozens of hours hyperfocusing on finishing the last big piece of the project at the expense of all my other functions#or the Procrastination will be so strong my apartment will end up spotless#so really either way it's a win win
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i love to host people in my little apartment. its also really good for my cleaning routine bc i turn into a clean freak everytime i know someone is coming over
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Here’s to the ones that inspire hope and love, may your hearts always be filled with joy. Here’s to you, may you never fear to fall in love twice (and again and again.) Be cautious and protective of your heart but don’t let the walls you create to protect it become a prison. Love fiercely and instinctively. You are worthy to be loved and seen.
Dear January 12th, I have loved you since the day I met you and I love you still.
with love,
B
#aesthetic#i love you#self love#black women#artists on tumblr#affirmations#affirmdaily#poetry#with love#art#creative writing#writing aesthetic#falling apart#beautiful words#micro poetry#black poems#spoken word poem#true words#january 12 2024#poems and poetry#positive energy#eternal sunshine of the spotless mind#synchronicity#be free#i love myself#i love him#beauty#life quote#relatable quotes#love quotes
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wanted to show off my revolting printmaking setup
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Lately I’ve been learning to be okay with the fact I don’t have my shit together. It’s hard but being able to romanticize a sink full of dishes or a messy dining room table is a huge win compared to how I was a few months ago
#i used to reaallly let my environment control me#if the house was a mess then so was i#my apartment has never gotten to a terrible point in terms of tidiness#like if i put my mind to it i could have everything spotless in twenty minutes#but most of the time i dont have the energy for that#and thats ok!!!#i still get icked out if i think too hard about it…but i digress#probably just this edible that’s hitting#now when it comes to living with my gf well that’s a whole nother story…#for some reason i was way more sensitive to mess when she was over#but one step at a time#if there’s one thing ldr is good for it’s nice to be able to have all the time to focus on myself#riah speaks
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how do people who don’t experience mania actually clean their house
#or apartment or room or whatever#I would literally get nothing done#I’m just saying my floors are spotless right now#I also sanded and stripped a shelf#restored a burnt (for three hours to the point where I thought it had to be thrown out) dutch oven#did the dishes#deep cleaned the sink#put away my shoes into a new permanent spot instead of Big Box On Floor#emptied and deep cleaned the litterbox#neurodivergents stay winning#personal
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