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i'm such a good adult. so functional. so responsible.
#lily talks#i cleaned the apartment#that's it#mopped the floors and all#spotless#this was worse than any workout i've ever done#i'm exhausted
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My favorite part of the episode was Crosshair just lying there like the saddest most pathetic creature who ever lived
#tbb crosshair#tbb#the bad batch#tbb spoilers#bad batch spoilers#ventress mopped the floor with all of them but she just about killed crosshair lol#my gifs
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I like to think when Charon says 'hypnos is more useful asleep' it's not actually a jab at hypnos at all. Like Hypnos is being useful by regulating sleep and dreams of mortal, even maybe keeping lost family members asleep to keep them from the damage the imprisonment could cause them. And like, it's literally his job to be sleep, he's been scolded for it long enough.
#hades 2#the guy had to note all upcoming shades while regulating sleep#like nobody asking thanatos to collect the dead and mop the floor tf
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Just come to say I really admire your work lmfao, I always see it on my fyp and think "dear GOD Arayla, you gotta draw more poses-" ...among many other things. You actually turn a basic sketch into what looks like a masterpiece purely with your style and general skill in art. I wish I could be that good, man XD all I can draw GOOD atm is people standing in that one idle mii pose 😭 but you, uh- you prolly get... a LOT of this (oof man) "OMG MANGO YOU'RE SO COOL AAAA YOUR ART IS SO GOOD"
...yeah idk why I wrote that ANYWAYS
mango is so skrunkly :3 yeah I love your oc I need to draw them holy sh- Sorgy for taking up your time with this though, but I hope you get the message! Please keep making art, you're so talented 😭 this has been GOOFY MCGEE, THE GOOFIEST ARTIST YOU'LL EVER MEET REHEHEH- help me/j Take care ^^
IM GONNA CRY, GOT ME SOBBING AND ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE KIND WORDS!!! NEVER APOLOGISE FOR SENDING STUFF IN IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I'VE "HEARD IT BEFORE", EVERYONE SEND STUFF IN BECAUSE THEY WANT ME SPESIFICALLY TO SEE IT AND READ IT AND THAT'S ALWAYS SO SWEET AND AWESOME NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I SEE IT, IT NEVER GETS OLD!!!!! SO THANK YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!
DON'T PUT YOURSELF DOWN OKAY, YOUR WORK IS SO GOOD AND IF YOU KEEP DOING WHAT YOU LOVE YOU WILL IMPROVE AND GET TO WHERE YOU WANT TO BE, THAT'S WHAT I HAD TO DO AND IM OLD AS HELL NOW!!!! I LOVE MAKING ART AND I NEVER PLAN ON STOPPING SO YOU DO THE SAME, NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!
PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH EVERYPONY
#mangos mystery ask box#WHAT IF I CRIED ALL OVER THE FLOOR WHAT THEN??? SOMEONES GOTTA MOP THAT UP!!!!!
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im rounding up my reactions to season 2 but journey to babel just had to be its own post bc i could not shut up about it
#star trek#tos#spirk#'in the end all starfleet science officers are like the rose bride' i have no evidence for this but i think spock and anthy would be bros#meanwhile utena is absolutely mopping the floor with kirk on the basketball court
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me at 15: imagine giant pirates and uncontrollable sizeshifting and gt worldbuilding and fearplay and fluff and the unfathomable terror of being tiny and physics and im gonna make 50 magic systems and 200 OCs and think of new size dynamics every day and
me at 25, having just mopped my floors: woagh. imagine how nice for borrowers it must be after the human mops the floors. like it’d be all clean and tidy. the borrowers would appreciate it i think
#once you hit your mid twenties you really appreciate a mopped floor#as a kid my mom would make a huge deal of mopping every sunday. and i never got it. and now i have my own floors to mop. and i get it#honestly all of my mid twenties feels like Oh. I Am My Mama (positive) (i love my mama<3)
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When I was a kid, I used to pitch a tent in my bedroom to sleep in, so you can imagine why sukkot is one of my favorite holidays
#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#I DON'T CARE THAT SUKKOT IS IN... OCTOBER#i just remembered how often i would pitch my Actual Two-Person Teny in my Actual Bedroom#my bedroom was spacious because i didn't have much furniture and i was a clean freak#i would get on my hands and knees to clean the floor because i didn't have a mop 💀#so i'd pretend i was like... boy cinderella#like sukkot isn't my all-time favorite but it's a holiday i love because of the meaning and customs
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the placement of both of xie lian's shackles is so interesting, the neck and the ankle. metaphorically one to weigh him down and one to make him walk with a limp. physically they are reminders of everything he's done to get here, literal marks of shame.
the neck shackle staying placed instead of being moved pre-second banishment is extra painful considering certain events, but it makes sense why that shackle wouldn't be moved for various reasons (xie lian's feelings of need to pay penance and shoulder punishment, it suits someone's intentions, the fact it was already placed there so why move it just to be nice, etc). the ankle shackle is also interesting when operating under the assumption that it's the shackle that dispersed his luck and fortune, since the ankle can be a connection point for the red string of fate, considering a certain someone with infinite luck to give comes along and ties a red string around a different connection point.
#this is in no way meta at all this is just my stream of consciousness any time i think about his shackles or they are mentioned sjdhnsf#why is this worded cryptic af??? do not ask me its 5:30am and im taking a break from mopping my floor#to post my thoughts about... cursed shackles#anyway yeah none of this is confirmed or expressely stated anywhere its all just the thoughts of a raving madman BUT#theyre MY thoughts of a raving madman and I get to share them#holy block of text anyway#my dumbass#tgcf spoilers#tagging that just in case
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Michael who’s actually really nosy. He gets hired at Freddy’s and he tells himself he’s only there to find and put an end to his father but he makes it like, a week, before he’s neck deep in all the employee gossip. He can’t help it. ‘Living in the shadows’ is lonely and this is the most tea he’s had in years. He’s absolutely thriving.
The other employees are of course a little wary of him bc who’s this guy that covers up all the time and won’t show his face?? He also kind of hides away from them at first but then they realize the second they start in on the daily drama he’s there in the corner listening and they use this to draw him out in the hopes of getting the word on him one day.
Michael is incredibly tight lipped though much to the their frustration. On the bright side, he never spreads what he hears around but on the down side, no one can find out a single piece of information about him.
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#my hcs#he just stands there mopping the same patch of floor#as he listens to his coworker go on about her cheating now ex boyfriend#absolutely soaking it all in like a sponge
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yall don't even ask for lev bc I will bury him. it's on sight with him.
#all he has to do is be in the same room with me and I'm throwing hands#I will mop the floor with him
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a cool thing about being in my mid-30s is that even though i don't drink anymore, i can easily recreate the experience of being moderately hungover by staying up until 3:30am
#i need someone to surgically remove all the muscles in my body and grind them to a pulp and then reattach them but nicely#also i want a chiropractor who isn't a chiropractor#someone who does what chiropractors do but they're not a chiropractor#ok enough complaining about being old and tired. i am determined to start the new year off with vacuumed floors#running macklin all over my house while i bring out the big guns (real vacuum forgot his name) for the dog zones#maybe i'll even get crazy and mop the kitchen. damn#fresno oilers.txt
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now obviously transmisogyny affects closeted transfems, and i know this better then most as even though im still in the closet i am given the lion share of gendered labour in this house in a move not dissimilar to when they call you a faggot in highschool even though you swear your only attracted to girls
#ahhhhhh i wish anyone in this house did anything....#besides my mom poor mom it's just me and her doing any cleaning#anyway time to mop all the floors after i finish helping my grandfather shower
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closing shift could solve world hunger but it still wouldnt be enough for openers because a box was left open somewhere
#someone complained about me at work because i left her a handful of dishes to do#girl. i cleaned all the coffee machines and the tea machine and mopped and deep cleaned the restrooms and stocked two different coolers and#and made the premade breakfast and the handmade breakfast and took all the trashes out and cleaned the roller grill and#and washed everyone else's dishes and stocked the floor. like you can wash three trays get over yourself#lucien.png
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if you’re one of those people that think katniss would be fighting for palestine in the pro hamas way and be on your side, while simultaneously cheering on the murder of children as long as they’re “the enemy’s” children, you’re gonna wanna re-read those books, bud.
#g talks#hate to break it to y’all but your resistance fighter is joanna not katniss#bc katniss told gale thinking that even mopping floors is helping the enemy is telling yourself#that it’s okay to put people in the hunger games#because it’s the same logic snow uses#but joanna immediately wanted another hunger games with the capital children#because ‘it’s only fair’#katniss agreed to it to trick coin#so that she could kill her and snow#so yeah katniss would hate you all actually#mine#/mobile#/okay to reblog
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au where Winslow, Phoenix, and Beef are best buddies and have silly shenanigans together is my favorite thing in the whole world like . PLEASE tell me your goofy head cannons or scenarios with them I love it so bad… I’ll leave mine in the tags
#phantom of the paradise#potp#winslow leach#phoenix#beef#imagine them having a sleepover and playing Wii or something#beef and Winslow fight to the death on table tennis and then phoenix just mops the floor with them#beef’s like SHES CHEATING!!!!!#then Winslow falls asleep first of courseeeee and u know what that means#phoenix and beef do all kinds of pranks just to find out this man will NOT WAKE UP!!!!#like they’re banging pots and pans in his face blasting metal music and he’s stiff as a rock#they gain a new respect for him being so invincible in his sleep#then they watch jersey shore until the morning once Winslow wakes up#and he’s like you guys are still up???? and they’re like STFU HOLD ON SNOOKI JUST GOT ARRESTED#okay I’ll shut up now#I love being corny… I’m so free
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every time my dad does anything he has to do it in the most annoying and loudest way possible. and honestly i'm not sure if he means to or he's just really goddamn stupid but it's really really grating. and i'm suffering the werewolf curse rn so i'm ready to die
#motherfucker decides he's going to vacuum and mop the kitchen and dining room.#has to make a lot of noise. has to get out the broken vacuum cleaner and fuck with it for ten minutes before deciding 'oh i will get the on#that does work' like an intelligent person#doesn't know where the cleaning supplies are. jess tells him and he gets the wrong one.#plugged in a fan to dry the floor and somehow it flipped the breaker? he asks where my flashlight is so he can see to flip it back#i tell him it's on the bookshelf. the TOP of the bookshelf. what does he do? rub his filthy bleach hands all over my books#then finally goes 'oh it's right here'. YEAH DUH. i said on top of the bookshelf and Pointed at it. please pleasepl easeeee someone killme#also! last night at 11pm (when i wanted to go to goddamn bed bc i had to get up EARLY so i could take my old dog to his 9am app)#he decided he wanted some food. asked me how long to boil macaroni#when it says so on the box. i tell him.#then he opened the box like fucking wolverine i guess! and had to pour the box into a ziploc bag.#like why are you a 50smth TODDLER?!#how have you lived this long?#is it the alcoholism or smth else? i just GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD#anyway sorry for this vent post but i hate having to be alive anyway#but when my Organs are misbehaving and roger is on the loose i really want to run into traffic#lol#diaerie#delete later
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