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"i do not dream of labour" is one of the worst pseudo-marxist taglines that western leftists have co-opted because when you ask them what they do dream of, they say traveling, studying, and creating art. broski, who's flying the plane to take you to prague? who's the security at the library with the texts you're studying? who are the clerks in the museum showcasing your art? like bro, you do dream of labour. you just dream of someone else doing it so you don't have to! you merely want to outsource the labour and make it invisible.
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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint
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funniest tumblr experience is waking up to 20+ notifications all from ONE person who has obviously just found my account and they then proceed to like and reblog my last dozen or so posts which is then followed by a mysterious anonymous ask. brother who are you trying to fool
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i fucking hate video essays Just write an article
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i fucking hate video essays Just write an article
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How many followers do you have?
it’s only you baby I promise
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"Dating apps give you the illusion that there's always someone else available " Not at all . It literally makes you certain theres no viable options
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genuinely have never understood and have often tried to push against the practice of restaurants taking away your menu once you order. let me read!!! maybe ill want something else later!!!
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When you are posting on tumblr, do not add your commentary to the text of the post, in case others disagree with you and the original poster may come and say to you, "Make your own post," and then you will be in disgrace. But when you post, add your commentary to the tags, so that when the original poster sees them, they may say to you, ‘Friend, do not hide this in the tags'; then you will be honored in the presence of all who blog with you.
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ngl i did NOT like what it looked like driving into the town of Malacky, Slovakia
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