#and partially bc i wanted to see what kinda household it was (and how clean they are) and apart from a few dog hairs (he was very cute)
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i just got the nicest chair ever from the street i'm so happy 🤩🤩
#dw guys i live in an old ppl neighborhood and i actually rang the doorbell (so scary) partially to make sure the chair was good to take#and partially bc i wanted to see what kinda household it was (and how clean they are) and apart from a few dog hairs (he was very cute)#it's completely spotless#i shit my pants though bc ringing the doorbell was already so scary i need like 5 mins to even bring up the courage but then i declined when#the woman offered to help me with it the first time and then it didn't fit in my car by a millimeter so i had to ring AGAIN#bc she had a huge ass car in the driveway and luckily she drove the chair to my front door 💖💖💖#but she was so nice like women support women realness right there#but ringing a second time was so embarrassing i said sorry like 294829 times and thank you another 29372948 times#anyway when i finally got the chair in my apartment i also noticed that i don't really have the space for it so 🤡#yeah#i also saw the chair on my way back from work (on my bicycle) then went to get my car and failed the get the chair in and then drove back#with the woman and the chair in her car 🤡🤡🤡#most embarrassing thing i did this week#gonna have to figure out how to solve my space problem tho#i also have to clean the chair bc the thought of getting bed bugs or smth is too scary i need it CLEAN#000
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1. Name: Kaley
2. Pronouns and gender: she most of the time but they is cool and accurate too if you prefer. genderqueer, non-binary if I’m forced to get specific about it
3. Sexuality: Bi I wanna say. I just say queer usually but it doesn’t terribly answer the question haha. Queer is the more accurate answer in a “whatever I am it’s definitely not straight” kinda way but Bi is accurate in a “getting flustered around people isn’t a gendered experience for me” kinda way
4. Country? USA
5. Top 5 Fandoms? Currently: Trigun, NBC Hannibal, JJK, ASOIAF (sorry lol never saw the HBO series but I just finished the fifth book on Audible) and TMA
6. What is your Most forbidden snack? The marble inside the ramune bottle. I wanna eat it like a boba pearl.
7. Would you pet a bug? As long as she promises not to bite or sting me!!! I love holding fireflies and ladybugs and wooly bear caterpillars and inch worms and I want so badly to befriend the fat fluffy bumblebees.
8. Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class. One of the strongest and most visceral memories I have of my childhood is when acting a peanut butter and cherry preserve sandwich at my grandparents’ old house while Pappy collected the No Kill trap he kept in the garage so we could kidnap the chipmunk and drive him 5 miles down the road. No idea how affective that was, but it was neat to see a chipmunk up close even if I wasn’t allowed to pet him.
9. What does the color blue taste like? Sky and gemstones, sweet and tart and faint so you keep trying to reach out for it. Clean and very very slightly sharp. Vaguely citrus.
10. What is the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen? An ex and I went on a hiking date and ended up at the top of a mountain, able to overlook milked and miles of forest. Stunning.
11. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? Tripped walking down a steep hill and bust my knee open, which then required 14 stitches, and x-ray, and a tetanus shot.
12. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen/heard someone else do/say? A kid at work duct taped both of his wrists together for no reason. Then he tried to free himself with a pocket knife.
13. Hyperfixation song? Mixed Messages by Tom Cardy
14. Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username? I used to be a HUGE HUGE HUGE Welcome To Night Vale fan (and still listen along now that it’s in year ten), and one of the first big phrases the fandom latched onto was the description of “mostly void, partially stars”. So I adapted that into my username, choosing my own personal bright point of light to be music. The possum is bc they’re cute and I liked his little scream face.
15. Dream career as a child? Marine biologist! Steve Irwin was a god in my household lol and I was (and am) obsessed with the Ocean.
16. Dream career as an adult? Something boring and unstressful with benefits and vacation time that pays well enough to sustain my family unit (2 queers and a dog) and go on trips sometimes. Working in a bank or an insurance company or administration in a college. I manage a very stressful understaffed restaurant so the lack of stress sounds amazing.
17. Thoughts on cilantro? *chefs kiss*
18. Have you ever been banned from a location and, if so, why? Nope, sorry!
19. What is your cursed food combination? Chicken nugget with ketchup and kraft mac and cheese all in one forkful. Or Belgian Waffle with hot sauce chicken tenders and syrup.
20. Trans right? Trans rights ♥️
“I just came from r/196” ask game
Saw another post. I think I should invite y'all to one of our longstanding traditions. Answer the questions then tag 10 (or more) people. I'll go first.
Name? Frankie
Pronouns and gender? he/they/it, transmasc
Sexuality? Lesbian
Country? USA
Top 5 fandoms? Bungou Stray Dogs, Cosmere, All for the Game, Fundiesnark (not a series but I'm too deep in it to not consider it a fandom), .....the tornado fandom? (they're my special interest)
What is your Most forbidden snack? The preserved bones at the Atlanta Bodies Exhibition. They looked so crunchy...
Would you pet a bug? If it's big enough, it is pettable.
Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class. I like to drive around rural areas and photograph old, sometimes abandoned locations in the dead of night. I have been literally chased out of towns by foot and by car on two separate occasions. The second time this happened, "See You Again" by Miley Cyrus came up on shuffle and that's the soundtrack my friend and I tore out of town to. Also every "guy" I've dated except for my most recent ex (who has big egg energy) is a lesbian now.
What does the color blue taste like? Creme brulee
What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? The appalachian mountains of Tennessee in the middle of summer. There's kudzu everywhere. On the backroads, there were several old, dilapidated Baptist churches barely hanging to the side of the mountain. I wonder how many of them were still in use.
What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Short version: my friend's house almost got broken into by this dude who'd been stalking us for months while we were home alone. Instead of calling the cops, we decided to confront him with a bow and arrow (me), a hatchet, and a baseball bat (him). The plan was that if it went badly, we would simply throw his corpse into one of the many lakes in the neighborhood and let the alligators eat his remains (this was Florida). Why? Because we were afraid of having our home-alone privileges revoked. Luckily for us all, the guy fucked off and we never saw him again.
Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say? My ex thought that Jackalopes were real. Also, a nurse I was doing rotations with apparently thought that "Witness Protection" was for Jehovah's Witnesses.
Hyperfixation song? Young Enough + Bleach by Charly Bliss
Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username? Profile pic; I'm transmasc and I'm currently obsessed with TriStamp. Username; It was my fake internet name when I was like 13. I won't change it because I want my mutuals to recognize me, and because I do have a viral post associated with this name.
Dream career as a child? Doctor (funnily enough I'm now in nursing school)
Dream career as an adult? Professional Jester. Not a comedian. I just want to be some weird little guy who dresses silly and you can hire me to roast your boss at work parties.
Thoughts on cilantro? Delicious
Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why? I honestly can't remember? Probably... but in recent memory I've mainly banned people from places.
What is your cursed food combination? Pineapple on a hotdog with grilled onions. It Slaps.
Trans rights? TRANS RIGHTS
Tagging: @rocket-mankoi @mostlymarco @atleast8courics @jazzlike39 @gemsweater72 @limbobilbo @ameliaaltare @redcrane112 @theoneofwhomisblue @twinkenjoyer @theultimatecarp and anyone else who wants to jump on
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