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god david is so fucking weird and annoying this season (i say with barely concealed lust)
#shui talks#mythic quest#david brittlesbee#come here evil white girl i want you#the hair the confidence the money hungry scumbag-ery ...#this absolute queen#i missed my bitch wife so bad
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I think that instead of being super apprehensive about Jason and him dating Roy, Oliver should take one look at him and then one look at Bruce and go oh, I'm about to be so annoying.
Oliver starts being so nice to Jason. So nice. Inviting him to family dinners. Giving him both his hero communications and personal phone number and telling him to call whenever he needs something. He gives him new tech and keeps updating his weapons and armor. He helps with missions and clean up and says nothing if Jason is a little rough, apart from patting him on the back and saying good job. He starts keeping his picture inside his wallet and has other pictures of Jason, Roy and Lian framed in the house and tells everyone about him. He starts calling him son-in-law first and then just son and then calls him a Harper and eventually a Queen.
At first it was just to annoy Bruce, but after the first time he tells Jason that he did a good job and Jason starts to tear up a little, Oliver goes oh no, oh I'm actually doing this now. This my boy now. I don't care if he and Roy break up or something, this is my boy now.
Bruce still thinks he's just doing it for the sole purpose of pissing him off, though, and he is so fucking mad. The Justice League meetings have turned into a Cold War zone.
Bruce starts to being so nice to Jason as well, forcing himself to ignore some of the more outrageous things Jason does, and Jason is so, so fucking confused.
#oliver seeing jason daddy issues todd: you're my son now I guess?#jason opens up to him a little about his childhood and everything else that happened and oliver is like bruce had you in therapy right#jason: absolute silence#oliver: he had you in therapy right? RIGHT?#dc#oliver queen#jason todd#roy harper#bruce wayne#jayroy#batman#green arrow#arsenal#red hood
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God I love Penelope. Your husband comes home after 20 years and the first thing you do is tell him to rip your wedding bed out of the ground. Then you call him an idiot. That single handedly cures his identity crisis and he hugs you for ten million years. Penelope of Sparta the woman that you are
#absolute force of nature keep at it queen#epic the musical#penelope#epic penelope#epic the ithaca saga#arter speaks#shes my wife#<- character tag
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MOTHER
#my art#guilty gear strive#queen dizzy#i got absolutely stopped dead in my tracks by the beauty of an anime woman. help#guilty gear
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bene gesserit costuming + occult and religious imagery
#brought to you by me going down the 'I wonder if anyone has made a dune inspired tarot deck yet' rabbithole#dune#dune part two#irulan corrino#margot fenring#duneedit#the absolute joke of owning almost a dozen tarot decks and still going uhhhh when trying to figure out which cards to put up there#besides the classic rider-waite-smith#in my defense I didn't want them to be modern-looking otherwise I would've chucked the linestrider queen of swords in there#anyhow
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I love that guilty gear specials can be named fucking anything
#fgc#guilty gear#guilty gear strive#ggst#ggstrive#dizzy guilty gear#dizzy kiske#queen dizzy#fighting games#fighting game community#wings of mercy looks absolutely nuts and I am deeply afraid
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I was gonna make a jokey post about how Rachel Animorphs is a great character because "what if the most fashionable it girl at your school discovered a passion for war crimes" is just inherently interesting to watch, and you know, that's true
But I think the real thing that makes her interesting is that while the other Animorphs have the "what if you were in a situation where you had to do violence and it was hard" thing covered from a variety of angles, Rachel's arc is "what if you were in a situation where you had to do violence and it was entirely too easy?"
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Reporting this to the unaware masses lmao: Thailand released the first episode of a moderately-highly-anticipated BL today, about professional racers, and revealed (with absolutely zero hint of it in any trailers and marketing) that it is set in the omegaverse. And the main relationship is Alpha/Alpha.
#sparklepants#it’s chaos out here tom!!!#I’ve been absolutely thriving today#the memes the jokes the screencaps the confusion#BONUS the author lied and said omegaverse storylines were taken out during scriptwriting#go off queen thank you for your lies#if you had been honest I wouldn’t have had such a seretonin-filled afternoon
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Omegaverse AU. The annual Gotham Matchmaking Event was in full swing. Bruce Wayne, towering over the alphas and omegas around him, moved through the room with an unapproachable aura. The whispers followed him, just like they always did.
"Wayne’s so assertive. Doesn’t act like an omega at all," someone muttered.
"He should stop pretending to be above his station," another added with a laugh.
Bruce pretended not to hear them, his jaw tightening as he positioned himself near the door for an easy exit. If not for the fact that these matchmaking events were mandatory for all unmated omegas of age, he would have refused the invitation outright.
A new arrival caught his attention. The man’s tanned skin and wavy hair stood out, he didn’t seem to be from Gotham. His name tag read "Kal."
Bruce watched the foreigner as he mingled with the other guests. Kal’s alpha status was obvious, but unlike most alphas, he radiated warmth and charm. People naturally gravitated toward him, drawn to his approachable demeanor. The double standards grated on Bruce more than he cared to admit.
Until Kal’s gaze found his.
The alpha froze, wide-eyed as he stared at Bruce. Bruce glared at the shorter man. It usually kept alphas at bay.
No such luck. Kal approached him anyway.
"Have you heard of Kryptonian queens?" Kal asked.
Bruce blinked, caught off guard by the question. "What?"
"In Kryptonian legends, queens were the biggest, strongest omegas in the colony. They either earned the title by winning dominance battles or left to establish new colonies on distant outposts," Kal said, his voice filled with awe. "You’re like a legend brought to life."
Bruce’s guarded expression faltered. Despite the absurdity of the alpha’s words, there was something in his tone—genuine respect—that made him pause.
And Bruce found himself listening.
The Omega Queen AU
#au#of an au#abo dynamics#omegaverse#alpha clark#omega bruce#absolute batman#absolute superman#absolute universe#elseworlds#dc headcanon#dc fanfic#drabble#text post#episodic fic#the omega queen ef#dc#superbat#superman x batman#batman x superman#superman/batman#batman/superman#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne
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Thinking about @stygiovictoria's Roleswap AU.
#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#prince zuko#roleswap au#atla au#atla zuko#zuko art#zuko fanart#Hello hello I am obsessed with unhinged Zuko#He's so insane so creepy so absolutely despicable#I love him#This AU is amazing! I really love what you're doing with it and I can't wait to see more of it#The entire concept is so terribly intriguing#For the newbies—in this AU Azula and Zuko's roles are swapped#Which means Zuko is a brainwashed insane unhinged sneaky manipulative creepy drama queen#And I'm in love with him#He's sooooooooooooooooo creepy#Like#You have literally no idea of how creepy that mf is#I want to punch him in the face#Bastard#(I love him SO MUCH)#Also his design is *chef kiss*#Another round of yours truly drawing stuff for other people's AUs!#(Let us all ignore the bunch of wips for my own AUs that are gaining dust)#Quick sketch done in *checks time* around one hour and a half#Have I already said his design is Peak?
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DIVASSSS💜


#Sonic#sth#rouge the bat#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#rouge fanart#sonadow#knuxouge#absolute gossip queens prove me wrong
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Preview of my card for Star Crossed: A Queer Tarot ⚔️ Consider checking out the Kickstarter 👀✨
#my art#tarot#queen of swords#JUST when I wanted to use my pc to upload the preview my mainboard decided to die on me 😃#so excuse the poopy quality 🚶#anyways the project is absolutely lovely and each card is a masterpiece imo 🙂↕️✨#edit: yeah I changed the sneak peek image 🏃💨
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losing a styling battle to the banshee
#infinity nikki#nikki#dress up games#the banshee#i don't have the video of me winning the styling battle against the banshee because i accidentally screencapped my other monitor#which was showing the detroit lions absolutely wrecking shit let's gooooooo#do you think jared goff would enjoy love nikki dress up queen
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(EXPLOSION GIF)
#deltarune#queen deltarune#fanart#me for 100 months: i shoudl draw queen (doesn't draw anything)#explosions insane dialogue absolutely showstealing villain who repeatedly initiates hijinks with the protags#and ends up joining them as their weird roommate(?)#UNBELIEVABLE targeted character appeal#sprites are fun to draw from.....
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more vivian things
#im experimenting with her design a little i got inspired#specifically @/tanookitalez!! go check out their work i love it sm#im having thoughts about guilty vivian sooo hard.she would absolutely feel guilty about the shadow queen situation#shes related to beldam after all. survivors guilt ^_^#also i think itd be great if she had a tail. she deserves it#paper mario the thousand year door#paper mario ttyd#paper mario#ttyd#vivian#vivian ttyd
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👑 She can do no wrong and must be protected at all times (re-uploaded)
found the file for this 2015 sketch and decided to update her Ko-Fi
#artists on tumblr#bbc merlin#merlin#bbc merlin fanart#merlin fanart#queen guinevere#guinevere pendragon#merlin bbc#angel coulby#fanart#my art#majority of the line work is from 2015 bc it was good but i tweaked a few lines here and there#and the colouring was from scratch#her brown eyes 😍😍💘💘#SHES CUUUUUUTE#angel looked absolutely stunning in s4#reuploaded upon feedback#please reblog this one if possible plz n ty
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