#this absolute GOOFBALL

[piratefishmama]

Steve being convinced (read: forced) by the highschool drama teacher to play the part of "King" in a production, not a speaking role, his job is to just... look the part, look down upon his subjects from a throne, sit above them, powerful, regal, with the side note that he has to maintain that air of disinterest through the whole thing until he's 'assassinated/usurped'.

he only says yes because he was promised an automatic pass if he did it, as no-one else could really fit and maintain the look the teacher had envisioned.

and Eddie Munson, playing the role of court jester, putting his whole jestussy into making Steve crack both his character, and a smile.

because Steve wouldn't get his automatic pass if he broke character, and Eddie feels it's his sworn duty to not let King Steve coast through school on his good looks.

[saphira-artandoc]

A champion's purpose

[vcrnons]

MARK's acrostic poem for ❛ WALK ❜. *other cereal brands are available.

[naamahdarling]

A story in three pictures:

He just launched himself right outta that thing and onto the floor.

No further pics because I was laughing too hard to continue.

[doloneia]

telemachus: would you still love me if i was a worm

peisistratus: … yes?

telemachus: ok follow up question. would you still love me if i asked you to break the customs of xenia and just drop me off at my ship

peisistratus, sighing: my dad is gonna be so pissed [swerves chariot around]

[madiineko]

did someone order a bron-zel-jr sandwich? 😳

another fun collab with @ichiro-artosaki featuring her Durge (Eris Jr), my Tav (Bronwynn), and a very grumpy Lae’zel!!!

don’t worry though, Lae’zel is doing just fine :]c

[brielarsonist]

she is the love of my life

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Pac looking at the mugshot fanart someone drew of him, quickly googling what 6' 6" is in cm, then cheering when he realizes the fanartist made him tall LMAO

[dy3rs3v3]

The Metallica boys (drunkenly) goofing off circa 1983

[m4rs-ex3]

ok so we know that soren only meets with corvus at lux aurea which means he's just gonna be clowning around with zym and the baitlings for a bit and i am thrilled

[sunshinegat0r]

Where is THIS Zoro in OPLA?

[ducktracy]

I NEVER POSTED THIS but in April i made a favorite character bingo for fun. some spaces i feel i was just trying to find something to fill in but i think this accurately reflects my tastes

alternative:

[exilethegame]

Will it be possible to play a kind Commander who is a compassionate leader who can still be absolutely ruthless in a fight?

Yes! There's the personality stat for the Commander, and a separate stat that keeps track of the Commander's "commanding" personality. So the other characters will also notice + comment on if MC is super nice normally but otherwise, in combat, is super aggressive!

[cullenthegrafted]

Godrick is arguably the bravest and most cunning. Bro played prop-hunt with the mimic veil to get out of Leyndell before he got decked, snatching riches and a Rune along the way. His geriatric ass had the iron testicles to face Malenia and the potential of being rot-nuked and then live after, rot free. He survived Radhan. He's got a hold on Limgrave with his annoying ass soldiers stationed everywhere.

Godrick is like the Florida man of the Lands Between, just constantly doing stupid dangerous shit and somehow turning out okay afterwards.

[naamahdarling]

Silly Game Time: What are 3 things that can reliably make you smile?

(CHALLENGE EDITION, IF YOU WANT IT: Use a random letter generator for all 3, and think of something that begins with those letters which makes you smile reliably.)

Unicorns!

My Little Pony!

But best of all....

Jasper's curly ear and white toes! All of him, really, but those are the highlights. Best bits.

Here he is being EXTRA spooky on Halloween!

FEROCIOUS!

[nerfpuncher]

Wrecker wearing the dudes hat I can't not even close to fitting 🤣