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[partyanimal167]

One Piece Men React to Tiktok Comments

I need y'all to know that people see what you comment online...some of y'all need Jesus. Haha, I read the comments of videos and I literally cry laughing. I'll save them to reread more than watching the vid.

This reminds me of Celebrity Thirst Tweets, so let's just imagine I got everyone in a studio to do this. Thanks for reading!

CW: suggestive, comedy attempt, MDNI

MOMMY??? MAMA? MOM? PLEASE!!

Sir Crocodile: ....I am a man.

Law: Excuse me!?

Until my uterus bleeds

Zoro: Oh damn...

Until the print shapes it

Zoro: *chuckles evilly*

I'm just a hole

Sanji *chokes on cigarette smoke* No my sweet! You are so much more than that. I'll show you

On my knees

Sir Crocodile: Heh, that's not a bad look actually

He so fine. I need to touch some grass fr

Law: I think you would need a little more than that

Luffy: Huh? What are we gonna do outside? (Clueless)

She ain't purring down there. This bitch barking!!!

Law *blushing mad hard* Ple-please control yourself.

Oh he's so babygirl

Sanji: I-, I'll be anything!

Zoro: What?

Law: ...don't call me that.

Oh my, where did my clothes suddenly go?

Kid: Hehe, you won't need them any way.

Killer *blushing behind mask, thanks god for it*

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Okay I'll stop there. This was for the lols. Thanks for stopping by. I hope you enjoyed.

Bonus:

Damn, Zoro is so lucky

Sanji: ....what do you mean by that? Huh? WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?

[thatjoelguy81]

I swear new it boy twinks are being discovered every week. All see are random pics with tags like "I want to drink his bathwater" and it's the most generic white boy you ever saw.

[abd-illustrates]

☔ Lixin ☔

More art from this week's video! In which I made a more Genshin Impact OC’s! Second to last – (but certainly not least) – is this sword-wielding meteorologist from Liyue with an electro vision and a 100% chance of running into thunderstorms! ☔

[DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES / ACCOUNTS]   ♻️reblogs are lovely tho!♻️

[whimsicalish]

<3

[sky-is-the-limit]

I just read one of the best Graves smuts I've ever read, no fuck that, one of the best smuts I've ever read that hit every spot and idk what to do with myself. I'm gonna go replay mw2 so he can chase me with a tank.

[maximura]

[morganbritton132]

Can just picture Eddie posting videos from back in the 80’s and everyone going so wild thirsting for Steve that Eddie starts feeling some type of way even though that’s his husband lol

Eddie has never been insecure about his relationship.

Don’t get him wrong though.

It is annoying when you’re closeted in your hometown and have to watch girl after girl shoot their shot with your boyfriend. It is irritating when you take your boyfriend to his first gay club and every five minutes someone tries to interrupt you dancing with him to try to grind on your boyfriend. It is borderline rude when you’re married and on a date, and your waiter tries to slip your husband her phone number.

Eddie gets it – Steve is too hot for his own good – but he isn’t insecure.

He bagged Hawkins’ most eligible bachelor right after the worst week of his entire goddamn existence. Steve had a front row seat to a lot of his lowest of lows and still made out with him. Eddie had been happy to just fool around with his old high school crush but then Steve had to go pull the rug out front under him and get disowned for telling his parents that he was in love with him.

So, yeah.

There are always people thirsting after Steve but Steve Harrington wears his love so completely and openly in every ounce of his being that Eddie has never had any doubt who it’s directed towards. He is not insecure.

However.

Some of these people need to calm the fuck down.

Eddie posts a clip of Steve and Dustin bickering at each other from an old home video that he must’ve borrowed from Jonathan and forgot to give back. It from before Eddie’s time with the party.

The greater context of the video is that someone was throwing a going away party for Dustin before he left for summer camp, but it’s very clear that Steve did not know this when he walks into the house. He very clearly showed up post-workout.

In the clip, Steve is complaining about Dustin not telling him about the party and Dustin is telling him that he did tell him (“That’s not true. I told you to come here at six and bring me my flashlight. What else would I have meant?”). Eddie captioned it something like, “Some things never change.”

It’s a pretty innocuous video about two brothers giving each other a hard time but then if you read the comments, you will feel the need to go to church and repent. All the comments are about Steve’s spandex-y workout shorts. All the stitches are people trying to enhance screenshots of the video to see the outline of Steve’s dick, and really it’s – “Jesus H. Christ.”

Eddie ends up deleting the video because, “He’s seventeen in it, sickos.”

[eerna]

You know what's worse than IG branding me as a romantasy girlie and constantly pushing recs and ads related to that? IG making me watch 30 year old men in relationships posting about how much they love ACOTAR and how glad they are to be reading it (they aren't saying anything about the book, they just want to fish for compliments bc they are a guy reading romantasy) (bonus points if they are a celebrity with a mainly teen girl audience) (bonus points if they tag #booktok and it's an original IG post)

[cult-of-the-eye]

save me butch wolverine...save me...

[cinamun]

Queen Muva | Next

[rrbobani]

- The Viceroy -

I drew the mistress of evil of the Bionicle universe again!

Please, enjoy. uvu

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Read more on Ani's Blog!!

[yallemagne]

Lunch with the Harkers:

Mina: *clears throat* "So, Jonathan, how has your time in Whitby been?"

Jonathan: "ough. God. There were so many thirsty men I had to satisfy."

Jack: *chokes on his tea*

Mina: *grins* "Yes, my dear?"

Jonathan: "They were big strong moving men all so wantonly imploring me to quench their thirst. You see, they'd been left high and dry with no reward for their hard work, and it was up to me to fulfill their dire needs if I was to call in a favour from them."

Jack: *flushed, hiding his face*

Jonathan: "I would say they were all good specimens of manhood. Unlike me, who is only a meek quiet little thing. Wouldn't you agree, Dr. Seward?"

Mina: *trying not to laugh* "That's enough, darling."

[do-what-you-want-with-me]

BRETT DALTON as Mark Trent Found 1.06 “Missing While Addicted”

[feraltwinkseb]

August 26, 2023 - Zandvoort, Netherlands Source: Mario Renzi - Formula 1/Formula 1 via Getty Images

[juuria]

*fist bumps the air like a retired conman doing one of his schemes after a long time* still got it

[konjkitkatty]

seeing a sudden wave of new kitty enjoyers from the little rewrite/redraw i posted a few ago makes me unreasonably happy, like, omg….. yall like my stinky?? myyyy stinky??? my bootleg grape flavored spiky yellow cat made youuu happy? stop, im blushing, im kicking my feet, im planning our wedding