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objects loving objects baby!!!!
#inanimate insanity#ii#bfdi#battle for dream island#bfb#potatart#penraser#payjay#fantube#ii fan#ii test tube#ii orange juice#ii paper#bfb pen#bfb eraser#oh lord. theres so many#hi i like penraser but whenever i envisiom any sort of fanart its always just eraser standing near pen with that#shit eating grin he always has and its so funny#whats his problem#i rewatched ii season 1 today and i plan on watching season 2 tomorrow#i literally took notes on s1 so i wouldnt forget some things#anyways payjay so real and true#i am excited. i like fan and test tube <|:)#(update i wrote these tags yesterday im going to watch s2 today if possible)#third image could b interpreted platonically or romantically yes yes#i dont know how to accurately describe erasers expression in the first picture.#he has a “bucket of wet slop grins” face about him#i dont think its a smug smile there is no meaning behind it i think. i think he just looks like that#i cant draw eraser with any other expression help help help
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oh yeah... redrew my older pines designs + also gideon is here because I like him and will inflict him on everyone. probably in their early 20s here, I didnt think too hard about the specifics. also some headcanons
dipper started testosterone finally so he's got the classic 'shitty little puberty stache' and also hes breaking out w acne bit. wears a lot of denim on denim. him and wendy swap hats every summer its their tradition. he has a bomber jacket with lots of alien and cryptid patches. sometimes he has kind of a mullet going on
mabel regularly chops all her hair off in the mirror with some scissors whenever the impulse hits so at any given point of her life it can be either waist-length or a buzzcut. she got into making kandi and has a bunch of themed cuffs. rhinestones. sparkles. thats a tamagotchi necklace
gideon has embraced his inner cowboy and got some riding chaps ostensibly because he has a motorcycle now but also because he thinks he looks cool. his bolo tie is a replica of his old cursed variant because fiddling with it is a comfort to him. hes got a custom leather jacket with his star embroidered on the back
hes also so tall because. well honestly my headcanon is he has an insane growth spurt in his teens. have you SEEN bud gleeful? he's huge. hes got Big Dude Genes. also honestly i just think its funny if he goes from being knee-high to 6 feet tall in the space of like, 6 months.
(i was gonna add other characters to this but i got distracted so thats for another time)
#alloyart#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#gideon gleeful#if you're wondering about their relationships at this point in the future basically. gideon has been to some. extensive therapy#and is MUCH less of an asshole. i mean hes still a smug dick his personality aint changing much but. hes more amiable now. less murderous#he wrote an apology letter to the pines as part of his process and became pen-pals with dipper. they'd send each other pics of weird stuff#and he'd keep them updated on stuff going on in gravity falls#theyre not exactly 'friends' in a close sense but i think its fun to imagine a less.. intense dynamic going on there now hes older#... also honestly i forget dipper isnt canonically trans because hes so ubiquitously transmasc to me. but yeah he is here.
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Vaggie: Alastor can you watch the eggs their being....eggs and I have to- just take them off my hands
Alastor: ooo i certainly will....
Vaggie:.....in a peaceful manner. Alastor.
Alastor: mmm well that's less fun, also why should I watch them?
Vaggie: well you're going to some meeting and I have to help charlie-
Alastor: didn't she excuse you from your duties for today?
Vaggie:...why would she- why would I ask for that??
Alastor: why, you have to come to this meeting to my dear!
Vaggie: no I dont?? It's an overlord meeting I'm not an overlord-
Alastor: but you are!
Vaggie: if anything charlie should probably be going with you rather then me- what what??
Alastor: I'll explain on the way! *just fucking leaves*
Vaggie: wha- alastor! Alastor I swear to the lord you better explain!
Alastor: hmmm, well you're an overlord my dear I don't think there's anything else TO explain
Vaggie: right...but I'm NOT an overlord??
Alastor: I beg to differ, I knew there was something off about you but couldn't place it until Charlie said something
Vaggie: Charlie- what does- okay you know what? You're insane. I'm going to go talk to Charlie myself!
Alastor grabs her shirt collar like a kitten: ah-ah-ah you have a meeting to attend my dear! It's be bad manners if you skipped it, whoch I suppose you've been skipping them for the past 5 or so years?
Vaggie: No, I haven't! and let go of my you asshole!
Alastor: hmmm no I don't think I will~ come on now! We're already half way there!
Vaggie: ugh, at least tell me how you and xharlie think I'm an overlord- which I'm NOT by the way!
Alastor: well...do you remember that sinner you saved? The one you had a slat with and ended uo teaching self defense?
Vaggie: how do you-....ah, charlie- what does that have to do with anything??
Alastor radio noise of displeasure: well, APPARENTLY they told more demons, you DO remember the large influx of demons who came to you right?
Vaggie: I.....I um....yeah....
Alastor: well they said they owed you 'favors' correct?
Vaggie:....fuck.
Alastor: they gave you their souls until said favor is called upon! You not using it has apparently given you the reputation of a very lenient overlord, a defensive and protective one at that! So more people cane to you, you trianed them in defense and most gave you their souls so you could call upon them for a favor at a time of your choosing!
Vaggie: going through the 5 stages of grief trying to process it all
Alastor: On top of that, the other overlords seem to be threatened by the fact you have so many souls and demons going to you WILLINGLY, you not showing up to meetings and beong little morningstars girlfriend doesnt help that either!So this will be a fun first meeting~
Vaggie: no no no no no nope! Alastor, you let me go right this second! I am not- no! Alastor! Alastor!!!
Zestial: Alastor and...oh the defensive Overlord nice to meet you again nd to finally meet you
Vaggie: ¿¡Quién diablos es esta araña joder!? (Who the hell is this spider fuck!?)
Part 1 | Part 2(here!!) | Part 3
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel au#hazbin hotel vaggie#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin hotel alastor#chaggie#accidental overlord vaggie au#i feel like Al would be pissed at vaggie knowing charlie told him#he lieks to seem mroe powerful/high and mighty and he cant bw that if she knows he gets info form other people#hes very smug at Vaggies panic though#charlie meanwhile already misses her girlfriend#Nifty throwing herself off the roof doesnt help#hazbin hotel overlord#the egg boizs are having a grand old time though#i used google translate for the Spanish part im sorry if its wrong-#i wanted vaggie to say “who the hell is this spider fuck!?” but everytime i tried it always ended up as something different#i tried for like 1p minutes#i THINK i got it down but im not sure if the '!?' changes any words/symbols#translator says it does but im not 100% how right it is so- if its not that then its 'who the hell is this fucking spider' which still work#not to important i guess lol#diablos actually mgiht mean devil and inferno hell but uh....its- its fine#any spanish speakers feel free to correct me😅
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(hands shaking) they just. love each other so fuckign much you dont understand .
#spamano#hws spain#hws romano#hws spamano#as a gay man in a relationship with another man i just fuckign. love drawing happy gay men#ARGGG THEY JUST MAKE ME HAPPY !! GOD#my art#hetalia world stars#antò is one of the only people alive who can get vino to laugh and smile like this and he gets SO fucking smug about it#but he doesnt have time to be smug bc hes too busy being gay thinking its the prettiest sound hes ever heard in his life
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number #1 tactic that people use to not sound as racist as they are when they talk to black people: 'uhh so you AMERICANS need to stop pretending everything is about YOU. why should i know this im not from the us :/' (= is talking about like. a phenomenally internationally well-known black artist)
#myposts#kendrick lamar#drake#i updated it from 'white europeans' to 'people' because some people pointed out that 'gringo' is probably more south american lingo#but the point i wanted to make is like. there is this subset of european people (quite a lot of them)#who try to deflect by saying them not knowing these things isn't because of an active lack of disinterest in black culture and influences#and like. them not knowing who a certain black person is is never an educational failing on their side of any sorts#but instead are pretending that like. they are by virtue of being european always correctly educated on What History And Art Is Important#like. 2 months back that one post pretending that 'us europeans dont need to know all your AMERICAN writers 🙄' talking about james baldwin?#like just because that person didnt know who james baldwin was#they immediately were mad at the implication that They Didn't Know Someone Of Cultural Significance#and twisted it into 'well he cant be that important by virtue of me not knowing him'#like completely ignoring that the european school system also has. race problems and also ignoring that he lived and wrote in France too#but like. its this really racist defence mechanism of like. 'well you stupid americans always make everything about yourselves'#i hope i make sense i didnt think this would blow up lol#and like some people in the notes of that post were so smug about not knowing who Kendrick Lamar is#bc to them thats like 'oh im too cultured to be listening to rap of any sorts' like completely dismissing his music as kind of second class#by virtue of it being rap and black music and him not being in the White Mainstream as much as other musicians#(i mean hes still like 24th most listened artist worldwide but you get what i mean)
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I can understand someone feeling...skeptical of art auctions and the way that single pieces of art can sell for millions of dollars. Like, art as an investment by the rich, like rich people pouring their wealth into anything, can leave a sour taste in your mouth. Sure.
But it's *always* abstract art that gets shit on for this. I never see people gawk in disgust when a Monet goes on auction. When a Van Gogh sells for 50 million dollars. When Degas or Renoir art is valued in the millions.
"Oooo yall are just dumb pretentious stooges who think any bullshit paint on canvas is so deep so rich people can launder their money" unless it's an artist YOU like. Unless it's a piece of art YOU like. Unless it's something YOU personally think is valuable.
Consider for once not be the true paragon of universal taste.
#its the audacity honestly#the smug self assured egotism#i dont like it so it's a scam and anykne who likes it is dumb and has been tricked#or maybe other people just like a style kf art you dont#im not big on dutch impressionists but I dont think people who are are all dumb suckers
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now that natlan is out it's tsaritsa yearning hours again because i am one nation closer to either being horribly disappointed or foaming at the mouth!
creator!reader w a little side of conflicted tsaritsa is such good food I can't not yap about it. a woman who has dedicated so much of her life to severing herself from "love" of all kinds and succeeding and. just being so confident that when she meets you she's bitter and angry and mean. because she can't stand you. she isn't supposed to love yet you worm your way into her heart anyway and you don't even know it.
especially in smth like an imposter au. she tells herself your just a tool for her to use but your treated like the Divine you really are, pampered and spoiled every step. tells herself it means nothing when she indulges you – let's you hold her hand in private, eventually let's you move aside the veil, just a little.
and she hates it. hates how easy it is to let you break down the ice she's built up for years.
all you do is smile and she feels like she can't breathe. because despite how violently she rejects love in all aspects, it always bleeds through eventually. she despises it but the way you brush your thumbs over her cheeks makes her bitter and warm and it infuriates her to no end.
she hates you and she loves you and she can't stand you and if you were ever taken from her she'd destroy every inch of teyvat if she had to go get you back.
and ironically enough I think she'd also be the one to initiate any first kiss. maybe she's still trying to convince herself it's just a fluke and itll make her realize it meant nothing, it means nothing. desperate to fix whatever you've done to her and instead it just makes it worse.
a horrible mess of a woman who gave up on love just to be confronted with it when she finally accepted it's absence.
#sagau#genshin sagau#self aware genshin#genshin impact sagau#self aware genshin impact#genshin cult au#genshin impact cult au#tsaritsa#new nation releases. i can only think abt the tsaritsa. checks out.#yearning so bad i cracked my phone screen but im still using it 2 make it everyone elses problem lol#this is kind of similar 2 another yapping session i wrote s while back but ehe#snezhnaya will ruin me istg#constantly torn between manipulative tsaritsa and tsaritsa who is nothing but tender because she is love. even if dhe rejects it#she is both and its horrible 2 try snd write like. okay.#soft tsaritsa is so tasty though....kissing your wrist in mock reverence before the archons#letting you snd you alone see her face beneath the veil. smug and horribly arrogant but so madly incomprehensibly in love it consumes u both#but also possessive tsaritsa is so 🤤#reverts to her old ways immediately. frigid ice cube until further notice. she won't confront them in front of you but lord#she is sending them to dottore STAT#shivering at the cold stare of the tsaritsa on your back knowing shes .7 seconds away from making teyvat enter an ice age#i hc her senses like taste/touch/smell r severely dulled. not related just a small hc :]#a fun fact if u will#soft tsaritsa is good but dhehjssjsjs tsaritsa being overprotective and possessive hits different rn.....#i need her to sling me over her shoulder and lock me away just let me bring my cat and heating pad im set#head empty tsaritsa scaring off any other wannabe suitors while acting innocent (no ones buying it bc her glare is MURDEROUS)#that and the floor is starting to ice over.#n e way 💤💤💤
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starting the year right with magic and imp :]
#digital art#oc#furblr#furby#all furby#furby art#custom furby#furby 1998#magic is so smug.... like a regal cat#also imp can grow to the size of a dragon and flies thru the skies with magic on his back#i have a whole world where all of my furbys live.. magic is like the town sorcerer#ive now had magic for 5 years i think?? lets go for half a decade of my special interest !!#ALSO I MIXED UP THEIR EAR TUFT COLOR... its actually white sorry magic
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ive officially entered the stage of OC brainrot where i start putting him in outfits for fun and (zero) profit
#giving urself a crisis over ripping your own heart out? simply dont feel sad!#go to a fancy ball with all the friends you definitely dont have!#bury all of your feelings forever!#distract yourself from the urge to curl up and cry into a pillow via putting on your best worst bat in a fancy outfit cosplay#specifically to impress another way older actual bat (that may or may not be an ex god)#that doesn't care about you and doesn't reciprocate your attraction in the slightest#simply stop thinking about it. stop thinking about everything. be a bat. be the bestest bat in the whole wide world.#this has been great and totally healthy life advice with the scoundrel <3#yin art#legally FL but if i put this in the main tag i might actually die <- is shy#anyway ponytail scoundrel is unfairly cute. must the gradient on their hair 'make sense' and 'follow logic'?#is it not enough to simply be a little bat with zero thoughts in its head and a winning little :3 smile?#he puts a little gold drapery in his hair bc he thinks it helps hide the fact that the horns arent a head adornment and are in fact#Very Much Real. and Growing.#it hides literally nothing. he thinks he's so subtle. everyone knows you're a furry buddy it's okay you can stop being smug about it#fallen london
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do you guys like my new pfp
hii werewolf tommy kinard.. welcome to my brain..
#lou ferrigno jr#tommy kinard#911#bucktommy#i know this is lfjr but im thinking really hard about werewolf tommy#werewolf tommy taking buck out to the forest on the night of the first full moon#after he told him what he is#shifting in front of him in some clear patch next to a moonlit lake#and tommy is so gentle with him when his claws come out#willing his mind to and not take what he wants from buck#but buck did his research#because of course he did#and bares his neck just slightly#a curiosity and a glint of smugness in his eyes#to let tommy scent him#just like he saw in that reddit thread from 11 years ago#that he scoured for to know how to make his bf feel comfortable#when tommy believed it should be the opposite#it should be him protecting buck from seeing his canines and his claws and his eyes#but its not#and buck has the long column of his pale throat#just THERE and ready for tommys wet nose to dig into#and memorize his scent#and the gentle almost relaxed look in his eyes#at seeing his boyfriend at his most vulnerable#anyway#after about 20 minutes of some severe nose to throat action#tommy runs like 10 laps top speed around the lake and howls at the moon#while buck giggles from his place where they set a towel down on the gravel at the lakeshore#bucktommy werewolf au
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"fenris hates all mages" counterpoint: he just has beef with Anders Specifically
#this is not supposed to be a Serious And Nuanced Post TM please dont come at me fhdslkjflsf#i just think its funny how they bitchfight#and for the record no i dont think they hate each other#however. i do also believe that they find each other specifically annoying lol#theres at least one other banter i remember where anders brings up mages and fen answers with#actually this is about Just You and not mages in general#(and also another disclaimer i do think the game tries too hard to make the characters too one-track with their opinions)#(and that chances are 'bethany wasnt weak' was meant to mean 'she wasnt possessed or a blood mage and played her part`)#((he did also get on well with bethany tho. so theres that))#but i digress#laya plays dragon age#personally i believe that anders has beef with fenris because he keeps beating him at cardsand fen is smug about it /hj
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Have you seen this item somewhere before?
An ode to the Moustache and the too snug navy shirt of smugness... otherwise known as:
'Just how much stuff did Evans snaffle from the Endeavour wardrobe'
I'll start by saying I may be mistaken but in my recent *cough* scientific analysis *cough* of potential photos for use on Moustache Monday and whilst perusing the posts from yesterday my spidey senses starting tingling at the incredible likeness of this snug navy shirt...
To one of our most lusted after admired items of the Endeavour wardrobe.. the too snug navy shirt of smugness
I can't be certain but they are certainly similar in colour, sheen and ummm 'fit'...
Just for completeness and further checking/analysis... here are a few more views of the snug navy shirt (definitely not just gratuitous posting)
This one doesn't even have the tache but I don't care...
And another comparator from Manor... mainly to analyse the.... ummmm... fit...
I fully accept that there are lots of navy shirts and that it may not be the same one but I think it deserves some continued analysis..
#shaun evans#itv endeavour#endeavour morse#moustache mondays#morsetache mondays#with added scientific analysis#its definitely for science#stay with me here...#the snug navy shirt of smugness#just how much stuff did Evans snaffle from the Endeavour wardrobe#although to be fair#if he did snaffle the snug navy shirt#I'm all for it#and think he should wear it as much as possible#preferably for HIA#particularly the night I'm going#so that I can ummm 'check' my analysis#also really hoping he snaffled the boiler suit of lust#for reasons#no idea what event that would suit#but I honestly don't care#as long as he wears it#in fact I have quite a list of things I hope he took from set#in the hope that he'll be out and about wearing them in future#hot damn evans
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just came to a realization.....
..... when,,,, when they're smug and serious and-
#i- yeah no ok yes i ok#EVERTIME#SMUG N SERIOUS JSUT HITS DIFFERENT ISTG#ANY WSJ FANS HERE IN THE HSR SPACE#anyways ive been thinking about sampo n gepard so intensly for the past few days.... its not even funny 🙄#all saints street#wan sheng jie#wsj#nick hoult#lynn angel#lynnick#honkai star rail#sampo#gepard#sampard#gempo???#helPP#therere no cute shipnames for them smh losers just like them i suppose#doodle#my art#THE VENN DIAGRAM IS A CIRCLE#(its not but shhhhh)
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something something shizukas expressions never facing up like leas does shows how the events she had to experience and live under changed her to be a more closed and defensive person even when expressing emotions that should portray superiority (eg smug) something something
#big dlc spoilers down under in the tags ok ok#crosscode#crosscode shizuka#crosscode spoilers#kinda not really#ramble#could also be to make her look more collected/conniving#though a lot of her expressions she looks actively pissed so idk about that#tangent but i think tronnys expressions work really well for that#its especially noticable when lea confronts him#even more so than sidewells expressions i think#probably because of his eyes#god i love this games character potraits they show so much#probably my favorite game art i think#i think i mandela affected myself into thinking shizuka had an exact copy of leas smug expression at some point#but i couldnt find it on the sprite sheet#which is where this ramble came from#god i hope im not being a dunce#it could have been me mixing it up with the fed up expressions instead#also also shizukas body not moving/expressing as much could also be seen as the same thing#this is also like all headcanon/looking too deep into artwork probably but also no its not im always correct even when im insane
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Steve rubs his eyes as he pulls the car into the parking lot. He yawns as he comes to a stop. Steve blinks a few times to get rid of the remnants of sleep as the passenger door opens and Eddie collapses in. "Thanks for picking me up," Eddie rushes out in one breath.
Steve hums slightly, reversing the car out of the lot and back down the road. "Can't believe the van died on me-" "seat belt." Steve interrupted, reaching across Eddie for the seat belt.
And if his hand felt against Eddie's chest, well who's to say.
Eddie snatches the seat belt out of Steve's hand, using his other hand to swat Steve away. Steve relents with a chuckle, going back to grip the steering wheel at 9 and 2.
"These are cute." Steve feels a tug at the hem against his thigh, causing him to look down. He got woken up so suddenly, he forgot to get dressed. Clad in only his plaid boxers, a worn grey shirt, and one tube sock, Steve ventured out into the cold night.
"Shut up," Steve rolls his eyes, batting at Eddie's hand just like Eddie had done to him moments before.
And if Eddie grabs his hand and holds it, well who's to say.
They sit in companiable silence before Steve clears his throat," Oh, by the way, I got you something." Eddie let's out a delighted gasp," Oh? For me?" "It ain't much, don't sound so excited." "Thee Steve Harrington bestowing upon me a gift? It's very exciting."
"It's in the glove box." Steve stares diligently out the window as he hears Eddie click the glove compartment open. He pulls up to a stop sign and stops. He can hear Eddie inhale slowly," uh Napkins?" "What? No-" Steve clicks his tongue looking into the glove box.
He reaches over and moves some napkins out of the way, finding the small bag. "Here." He tosses it in Eddie's lap. Steve grips the wheel harder, nerves taking over as he drives away from the stop sign. Its a stupid gift he thinks.
Inside the bag are a few things Steve had happened to find that screamed Eddie in his mind. A dark feather that shimmered in the light Steve had found outside the trailer. A random D20 Steve stole borrowed from one of the kids. A guitar pick he spent hours painting Corroded Coffin on. A rock from the quarry Steve had picked up after they had went and smoked there one night. A Polaroid of the two of them high, but Steve could see the love in their eyes as they smiled at each other. The ticket stub from the first movie they went to as a date.
"It ain't mu-" "Shut up this is amazing!" Steve blushes at the praise. Eddie's hand lands on his thigh, making Steve inhale sharply. "Gonna kiss you now," Eddie murmurs into Steve's ear.
And if they pull the car over and fog up the windows, well who's to say.
#They are in love!!! They are kissing!!!#Steve just collects things and gives them all at once so that way if something is lame well at least something else is cool (right?)#Can't be disappointed if everything else is nice#Its the same mentality he had with report cards in school and good grades if one is bad but the rest is great it evens out right#Mom and Dad will still be happy right?#Eddie is ecstatic at anything because the fact Steve even saw something and thought of him makes his heart beat faster#And the fact Steve is so thoughtful to give him things he would like?? Oh Eddie is kissing that man#They make it back to Steve's without the cops showing up so all ended well#And if Steve walks with a limp into the house well who's to say#(Eddie is. He's smug about it)#Steddie#This is not the drabble I was thinking about posting today but here it is#steve harrington x eddie munson#eddie munson x steve harrington#steve harrington/eddie munson#eddie munson/steve harrington#Jade is Talking
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underrated funny thing about lawlight is they never actually did get to confirm that 100% of the time they were basically thinking exactly what the other person thought they were thinking every single time
#im thinking about this because of the relationship i have with one of my bosses#like hes extremely hard to read and doesnt make small talk but hes also considerate in quiet ways#so im always like guessing what hes thinking and feeling and wondering if hes trying to do the same back#but then im like am i just projecting onto him completely? making this all up in my head#hes giving nothing and im imagining everything. and you really dont want to make assumptions because it would be awkward to be wrong#for example a few times now things that i wondered if he was doing to make my life easier were actually just things he was doing#because he was secretly preparing to close up shop#so i was glad i never voiced my appreciation for his thoughtfulness out loud to him when i found out the truth lol#ANYWAYS unlike in my situation#the entire time whenever one of those two thinks one thing the other one is like 'i bet he's thinking this' and we the readers#look between their thought bubbles and go 'pffft he sure is what are you gonna do now'#its probably a good thing they went to mu because the afterlife couldn't handle all the smug sex theyd be having on every available surface#24/7/365#lawlight#p
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