#things that live rent free in my head

[prometheus-ghost]

Can I just say how much I love this little moment of Daniel sneaking into the engine room and overhearing that hilarious convo between Darrel and Landon about werewolves and garlic? 😂

[gotmolokoplus]

When my love swears that she is made of truth,

I do believe her, though I know she lies,

That she might think me some untutored youth,

Unlearnèd in the world’s false subtleties.

Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young,

Although she knows my days are past the best,

Simply I credit her false-speaking tongue:

On both sides thus is simple truth suppressed.

But wherefore says she not she is unjust?

And wherefore say not I that I am old?

Oh, love’s best habit is in seeming trust,

And age in love loves not to have years told.

Therefore I lie with her and she with me,

And in our faults by lies we flattered be.

Sonnet 138

[kai-ni]

Anyone else have fanfics that were just... so brilliant, better written than most novels, that they permanently changed your brain chemistry?

Mine are:

Blue Sky (Portal 2) by wafflestories

and

Children, Wake Up (Kylux) by hollycomb

[cultofthewyrm]

The duality of man

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

[urgentkettle]

spooky lil grilled cheese flip flop bullshit club

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[cosmicredcadet]

I will say that Minecraft story mode was so fucking funny for killing the pig in a super emotional scene only for that bitch to poof and leave a floating pork chop. That shit was so goddamn funny

Edit: yes I know of the typo. Please leave me alone about it. It's too late to fix it because no matter what it'll always show up on reblogs before it was fixed. Phones are difficult for me to type on so please just stop pointing it out and making fun of it. If I could delete this entire post from existence at this rate I would ffs.

[drenched-in-sunlight]

marriage life.

[weedle-testaburger]

this will always be the greatest moment in the history of doctor who documentaries tbh

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

"oh i'm excited for titans curse so we can see nico!!" NO I'm excited for s5 the last olympian so we can see the curse of achilles, our first instance(s!) of dark percy, the nonstop battles, silenas death, percy saying pay your fuckin child support, 'family, luke. you promised.' the underwater kiss

[arcanegifs]

Happy 2025, everyone! May the Arcane brainrot continue to live on 💙

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[horsegirlhob]

Bisexuality is when the version of you without your memories is grieving his male coworker the same way you're grieving your wife

[unperceiveme]

I know I'm late to the trend but- here's my offering before summer is truly over 🤲

[timethehobo]

Exhausted but the brain went autopilot and scribbled.

[jerswayman]

hockey moments that make me insane: THAT double hug