#things I think about everyday

[fireflowersims]

I hate Dutch frats (corps), they will destroy restaurants, infect covid, engage in stunning amounts of misogyny, doxx ppl en masse, have the most obnoxious accents and pull shitty practical jokes on the public that result in your Achilles tendon getting so fucked up it still hurts like a bitch six months after the incident. Fuck the corps and all its offshoots and mutations. Get fucked, fuck off, fail your classes, may the beer be out of stock, step on shit-stained legos you motherfucking aso's

[egipci]

If old man Dean goes to the past and teaches twink John how to fuck circa 1971 just like old man John taught twink Dean how to fuck circa 1996 just like old man Dean taught him how to fuck circa 1971 just like

[musubiki]

balor 🥰

[vela-pulsars]

"While it could use its psychic abilities in battle, this Pokémon prefers to swing its powerful arms around to beat opponents into submission."

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

DP x DC Prompt: The Watchlist

Batman has a watchlist. A list that contains every individual who could become a rouge and a contingency plan for if they did.  

And while they, his children, often make fun of his paranoia and him for having it, they totally understand why he did. They lived in Gotham, for Christ's sake. Where everyone’s just a pin drop away from being the city’s next big villain, forcing the bats to scratch their heads while playing cat and mouse with a sicko for a good few weeks. And while they won’t admit it, the list has helped them a few times. 

But that won’t stop them from making fun of any of the list’s new developments. Because you see, there was a new list. And it wasn’t just a watchlist. No, no, no. It was The Watchlist.

It was a new development after he and Robin went on an out-of-state mission to investigate some town in bum fuck nowhere Illinois. And it was under some pretty tight security as well, so they were expecting something good, like mad scientists or evil mayors. Not profiles of the kids who lived in the town. And while there were a few metas and vigilantes that made the list interesting, by the end of it all they just seemed to be teenagers. 

Until they saw Damian. They hadn’t seen him since he came back from the mission with B. He looked tired. Like ‘Tim hasn’t slept in a week and is surviving on just coffee beans’ tired.

“Ah, I see you all have found it. Good. A few of them will be arriving next week as they’re a part of Gotham Academy’s student exchange program. At least three of them will be staying in the manor with us. Father will need you all to be on standby and to be ready for any possible scenario. Please, for the love of all that is good, do not encourage them in any way, shape, or form. And please do not dismiss them either. The outcome of doing that will be much worse. Is there more that I should add? Yes. Will I? No, because you won’t understand. Not until you've seen what I have.” 

The demon child sighed, then looked them dead in the eyes. “Godspeed to us all.” Then walked away.

Okay, they were scared now.

[usertoxicyaoi]

"But ... why do we only have sex before it's a sunny day?" TAIKAN YOHOU (2023). EPISODE ONE.

#1YearWithTaikanYohou.

[icewindandboringhorror]

On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

[d-does-art]

I LOVE YOUR OLD CREW X YOUNG CREW ONE PIECE SKETCHES. I am so obsessed with them 😭 I love SO much that kinda specific thing. Having an absolute brainrot about it 😭💖

Oh my gosh! Yes! I'm so glad I'm not the only one! I've been thinking about this FOREVER! Here are some thoughts. Luffy figures out he is in the past/future because Brook looks too old/young. (Also, Robin told him) Young Luffy doesn't want to see or hear spoilers and flips out a little. But the Older crew LOVE HIM because BABY and don't leave him alone. Lots of ruffling hair. Older Luffy thinks this is hilarious and messes with everyone. I'm cooking a little angst comic with Chopper, asking Older Luffy how he got his chest scar. Anyway, I'm glad you like it!

[voot-floop]

Another vox page someone send elp

[heatherskept]

thought maybe i should post this here....hello griefer

[merlins-strawberriesandroses]

The thing no one ever considers while writing up character analyses about Merlin is that. he must have been sooooooo sleepy.

[fujii-draws]

[orangepajamas]

they're letting Harry vandalize something

[sideblogdotjpeg]

ive been thinking about the red string superstition recently and also sol bufo always and it makes me sick how uncannily caldwell tanner has made sol to perfectly target me personally

(+ cropped versions !)

[defiledtomb]

there's this really deep belief in me that says I can't post anything related to ouro anywhere anymore & I hate it & I hate it & I hate it. I have so much !! to say :(

[kisses4kaia]

könig is an eater. before he is a man, a person, he is a munch and i stand by that.

he’s always down to stuff his head between your legs at anytime of any day, but lord, when he has a hard work day? oh, it’s over.

he’s merciless, he’s messy, and he is so good. he will not be satisfied or satiated until he’s had his fill of at least three orgasms in a row from you.

even then, he’s greedy. he takes you for all you’re worth, and you thank him for it. god, your brain is turned to mush and the only thing you can think up to say is his name. incoherent moans spilling from you like honey, music to the broad man’s ears.

and once he’s done, he’ll fuck you with his cock until you are begging him to slow down, and to take some pity on you.

and pity on you he takes, but his chase for his own orgasm drowns it out completely. <33