#theyve got no swag

[kalamariking]

Vriska’s whole Thing is that she's a massive girlfailure who is perpetually obsessed with making people think she's a girlboss

the vristav girlfailure vs boyloser dynamic needs to be studied under a microscope. theyre both chronically pathetic and have completely opposing ways of trying to 'better themselves' from it. vriska especially thinks that her way is the right way, pushing it onto tavros, hating how vulnerable he is, how she can see the patheticness in him, the same patheticness deep in her. she resents that part of herself, projecting the hate onto tavros. she needs to fix him to fix herself.

or maybe im just chatting shit and putting these awesome epic boss babes down

[synthetic-sonata]

i just split like 3 tadc alters at once oh my god its joever.

[dissociationswagcompetition]

you know, honestly? i don't care who wins or loses. im autistic and i love blorbos and lists, especially THEMED lists, especially THEMED LISTS OF BLORBOS, and im honestly content just seeing everyone that was nominated. they're all pals to me

Now that right there is a BIG MOOD, NONNIE!

[spiribia]

My bugsnax player oc looks like this but imagine a striped gray silk scarf on them. Their name is Sable Florpington and they aren’t actually allergic to bugsnax it’s just not for them so they pretended to be. They’re the one guy at the party who doesn’t drink

[volfoss]

Done w Gotham S1 I'm so sorry that this is objectively in my top 5 tv shows ever at this point

[qoldenskies]

I’m going nuts thinking about how CC donnie would interact with Casey especially after my fic the brain rot may be striking again give me your thots

like in the canon timeline/good future? i dont think they'd ever reach cvd derangement levels (cj and donnie over there are so iconic lmao) but i could see them slowly developing a friendship. their situations were very different but theyve both got that cptsd swag, both struggle with similar issues like falling back on bad habits that use to be survival mechanisms and etc. and some of those issues would be shared, they'd both have food insecurity for example

donnie would be really nervous around at him first. casey looks at him like he's seeing a ghost, but once both of them get over that initial discomfort they'd warm up to each other. honestly it kind of depends on what happens in the movie events but if things go really similar to canon, i think they'd just naturally avoid each other; casey because donnie's associated with some bad memories, and donnie because having a stranger walking around in the lair kind of scares him a little.

but casey already knows a lot of donnie's boundaries, and he can relate to quite a lot of his problems, so i think theyd develop a really sweet dynamic. theyd be cute, i could see them both being overly polite and desperate not to hurt the other's feelings which leads to a lot of silly misunderstandings. being another person in the family sitting there watching them fumble their way into an apology and "you go first" loop because one of them talked over the other has got to be an experience

[sodapops0lstice]

If youve all been wondering where grubpeta and friends have been the answer is theyve all been busy growing up!

More info about the guys under cut ⬇️

Equius Strider-Zahhak

Equius wasn't originally meant to go Dirk. Considering his reputation of him and children. Dirk didn't exactly disagree and was more than willing to just be a collective uncle that visits sometimes. Unluckily for him, Equius almost immediately attached to Dirk. Whenever he was took to someone else's house to be raised, Equius started to chew up table and chair legs and causing general mayhem. So he was dropped over to Dirk's. Not under the control of a demonic puppet that was made by literally the most evil entity in the universe, Dirk is actually a pretty solid dad. Equius helps out with robot projects.

Nepeta "Grubpeta" Vantas

As y'all saw before Nepeta went under the care of Karkat. He had felt guilty about how he treated Nepeta in his past so in an odd sign of repentance he adopted Nepeta. Most people still refer to her as Grubpeta or other derivatives of that. She's only ever called Nepeta by Karkat. Karkat has 0 drip so she got that scarf from Kanaya who is basically another parent for her since Karkat is pretty inept at parenting.

Tavros Strider

When Vriska saw that a Tavros grub was up for grabs, she immediately dibbed on him. Obviously, everyone knew that was the worst idea possible but everyone who would of reasonably adopted him was already handling a child of their own (whether that child was one of the omega kids or the grubs). Dave basically threw his hands up and took one for the team. Promising to "swag this baby out". And he sure did that. Tavros Strider ending up as a lot more confident than his other self. Vriska is still not allowed near him.

Eridan "Caligula" Lalonde

Eridan was adopted by Calliope and Roxy due to Roxy wanting "tha wizard bby". Calliope attempted to paint herself to appear more lusii-like for Eridan. Roxy had to talk her out of it. The cardigan was made by Kanaya as a forgiveness gift. Which was a really serious/awkward confrontation with essentially an aunt and he 5 year old niece who was getting forgave for actions he didn't even get the chance to commit. The tail was by Calliope from scraps of her cosplay works. He was affectionately nicknamed Caligula by Calliope.

Feferi Crocker-English-Peixes

Was picked up by Jane to end the cycle of abuse started by the Condesce. She was adopted before Dirk became a part of the polyamourous clusterfuck that is Jane and Jake's marriage, the only real issue it brought up for anyone was that Feferi asked awkward questions with little to know hesitation. Made even funnier cause she adopted a very formal way of speaking. The tiaratop still works but has no ads/brainwashing mechanisms. Spoilt to hell and back by Jane and Jake but when has Feferi not been spoilt?

[chronic-monachopsis]

theyve got a hypermobile swag about them

[dakotac0le]

Should I start listening to jrwi?/gen if so where should I start ?

OH YOOO !!!! I mean yes absoutlyllly jrwi r the silliests ever absoulslty. i started watching and now my brain hurts forever an di have been cursed. Join me dear mutual . Where to start uHHH perosnally id recomend blood in the bayou (bitb) cause rhats the shortest campaign (4 eps) and easily digestable. thr first ep is up on thier yourube and the rest is paywalled by patreon for 5 bucks a month but . Theres always other options . Wink wink nudge nudge to be noted abt bitb tho : Deffo got a lot of horror gore fuckery and drug usage jsut ^^ heads up and whatnot

annother one that exists is the sucking and i have no feelings abt it whatsoever. Or about aurthur bennet resident loser or about shilo residnt loser or about emizel resisdnt badass losser. I love them all so bad and the npcs r . Iconic. So iconic. This is the vampire campaign !!!!! Its peak sillysims ( and also quite a lot of horror esque elements here its the vampire campaign so also blood and gore and whatnot ykyk) The first 5 eps r up on yt for free and the rest r on patreon and theres no other way to watch it at all whatsoverr

BUT !!! If u dont vibe w wiether of those or horror is not ur speed theres a v swag campaign currently running (3 eps in and next ep come sout this sayurday !!) called Wonderlust highly recomend theres a gay frat boy , weird autistic rat and Blink (loser) (affectionite) . Its up on youthbe on thier chanel for free and its very funky fresh UHHHH theres also riptide !! The big one . tbh i havent ever watched it all the way thro cause theres sm eps and its veyr intimidating bUT i hear great things and ep 114 is sick as fuck to watch even w out the larger campign (same w ep 52 and 53) basiscally weird found family pirates love whatver theyve got going on AND that campaign is compeltly free up on thier yoruube

and the one u have probaly seen rbed the most by me is apothieosis aka weird gods lore . religion . canon gay sex . miserable robots. Like . Neon evangelion but WORSE !! (Patreon exclusive but not nessaraly :3) this is proably my favorite campaign its jsut. Brain altered .

AND THE OTHER one that i am normal abt and doesnt . Kill u . Dead. is prime defenders !!! Akaa !!! The one im veye nromal abt !!!!! normalll !!!!! This ones . Ahhhhhh uh hard to get into potentially erm . Theyre quite cringe but take my hand dearest mutual thecringe is apart of it they r cringe loser teenage superheros trying thier best. It also goes from cringe lighthearted cartoon physics to AH FUCK verrry fast and suddenly everything is . Bad. IF u like superheros or discussions on morality of kilkign people or father figures or being . Very . Very sad. I cant recomend enough !!!!!!! I mean i dont and dont watch this this one hurts physically and mentally and spirtually and bibblically and. GRRRR (this ones also technically patreon exclusive)

If u enjoy absousllty any of this i do recomend joining patreon if u have the ablity cause theres a loot of sick stuff up there including a mini campaign called tmk im v obbsesed w . And unforutnalty idk how to pirate thta uhhHh the world of tmk is slowly worming its way up to being one my faves tho and the story is great so !! Yk !!!

[transmasceuphoriatournament]

propaganda under the cut

Cargo pants/shorts:

They hide your hips and you have plenty of pockets to store cool stuff in!

jesus christ man i’ve never passed more than when i was wearing cargo shorts. any traditionally lame/dorky clothing helps,,,,, tbh

The baggier the better. Y2k Nu Metal swag

(context: someone submitted specifically military cargo pants) Theyre baggy theyve got pockets theyre even appropriated military attire. I bought a pair at a thrift store for a dollar

They're boxy so it gives you a more masculine silhouette. And they have big pockets. And you can wear layers under them if it's cold because they're baggy.

POCKETS and BAGGY

[waxsuyaaa]

ahato mizuta appreciation post

my gurl theyve been stuck in the metro for a very long time

long rant below!! beware.

okay so first off i honestly wish that they would stay a character that nintendo didnt expand on, i loved the sheer amount of fanon and headcanons that people came up with and that the dedf1sh tag was filled with that one post from hwkgrass or smth with ‘press A to imagine inkopolis’ like that was my favourite post and it probably still is and its also the reason i even have tumblr in the first place

and right now the tag is filled with them being a hater and just random things or saying omg nonbinary people are real? really? nonbinary octopus swag or smth and i just dont know about it.. like is everyone really that desperate to get some pronoun drop from nintendo i thought we were satisfied with the 25 bajillion headcanon pages for them. like im not mad they use they them pronouns im just saying its not a big deal and why are we so hungry for new game content it doesnt feel like something people built from the ground up anymore

and oh my god this makes me feel like someone talking for no reason which is probably true but hey i miss the character nobody knew about and that had the hugest backstory that changed on every single post about them and that had so many different sibling headcanons and got sanitized willingly because they just didnt want to think anymore

all the recent art always has haha cunty octopus or whatever where is that one zombie living in the walls who has not stopped working or slept or ate in 8 years

where is that one character who has black fingertips NOT because of them dyeing it but from the breakdown of cell tissue from generally not being alive their entire fanmade backstory just evaporated

am i sad that the canon dedf1sh is now a pasty white slacker in class who got kidnapped by tartar and just got sanitized with no reason whatsoever and nintendo didnt leave the thing up for debate? yeah

was i obsessed with this character before? yeahh

should i be dragged across one of those metal railings making a donk sound on every single pole for posting this and not getting over it? yeah

in conclusion i am still not over the release of acht side order and its stored in my brain as a different character in another splatooniverse and they are not the same person as ahato mizuta

[mothbeasts]

actually y'know what you're so right for this. i can't believe i didn't see it before... charlie and fabby are having evil snacks and sharing evil gossip

okay the dual fixation really hitting now. i think we should send fabby to dont starve she would not survive

[infectiouspiss]

ok your assignment of characters has me so intrigued bc you have switched their personalities a tad.

you said pete would be draculaura, who i said would be patrick. ANYWAY i say that patrick would casta fierce, cleo de nile, or catty noir, who are all the baddest bitches

and you said patrick would be draculaura or ghoulia, which i suppossseee could work they do have very similar nerd swag. I ACTUALLY CHANGE MY MIND MID SENTENCE PATRICK IS FUCKING TWYLA

joe would totally be clawdeen you are so right for that and she does bite. like a alot. that or maayyybbee robecca but im no joe girlie so i cant say

andy as hoodude, which is like a solid i guess?? i think he would be ghoulia or neighthan yelps bc. idk i think zombies are cool i think andy is cool theyve got that autism swag so yk

also bonus gerard is luna mothews, ray is honey swamp (or clawdia), frank is torelai, mikey is kieran valentine bc they both have autism swag and the sex appeal of a god. for the record YOU are porter geiss

i don't know what any of this means but it's okay because i love you and i agree with you

[literallyneurodivergentandaminor]

theyve got immense nonbinary swag i can see it

flag color picked from the official art

[spearxwind]

Ouhhh I got tagged in a Put My "On Repeat" Playlist On Shuffle & Post 10 Songs That Come Up tag game by my pal @excaive time for tunes and putting my ass on blast

I've linked yt videos for every song, but some of the vids have flashing so I have also included warnings where necessary!

Onto the list let's goooo:

1.La partida - LUNA KI // wow.... starting off real strong 😭 lunka ki's music is a guilty pleasure of mine, i love dancing to it when im alone in the house. It's rly fun

2. Made to be broken - H.E.R.O ⚠ HUGE FLASHING TW FOR THE VIDEO!!! there are no yt alternates for this T^T here is the spotify link for this song if you are photosensitive ⚠ // It slaps <3 I have three songs from this album in my repeat playlist and theyve been there. Since january.

3. Voices - ALESTI, Loveless ⚠ Mild flashing for this one ⚠ // TALAS SONG TALAS SONG!!!! This tune rips hard and im obsessed and also the album cover is pink and blue god bless

4. Cynical - H.E.R.O // ANOTHER song from these guys. This one slaps hard too. "Show me my heartbreaks, run, repeat my mistakes"

5. Emotion Sickness - said the sky, will anderson, parachute // I love this tune sm and also its a CF song. I'm normal <3

6. Love me like my demons do - FALSET // Swag tune, I love the high pitch lyrics a lot

7. Without me - Dayseeker // Ough Dayseeker my beloved... they are one of my fave bands. Rory is my fave singer I think. All their songs are certified Coping songs but they also slap hard, without me is in my griefcore playlists. This one also starts soft and then kicks in HARD

8. Nigredo - The Sidh // It's techno and bagpipes, what's not to love. Also the title means alchemical decay which I think is dope as fuck. This whole album rules too I recommend it.

9. By the sound - Caskets // Some of the lyrics for this one literally make zero sense but also some other lyrics hit like a fucking truck there's no in between. "When you wake up, don't waste your heart in mourning me" kills me

10. Dreamstate - Dayseeker // Another dayseeker song that destroys me <3 "And maybe when the night comes I'll find you in another world" also kills me

Bonus song!! my current most looped song:

Back to you - ILLENIUM, All time Low // I literally keep listening to this song so much. Like I cant stop listening to it. I would like to make an art... comic thing for it eventually because it has a lot of personal meaning to me but I'm not sure when I will be able to do it. But man its good!! It's good!! All of the lyrics got me fucked up man

Andn tagging uhhh whoever wants to do it honestly. You specifically reading this. Give me your swag tunes 👆🎼NOW! (if you'd like to)

[genderqueeradrien]

ctntduo are literally t4t. theyve both got dangerously high levels of tboy swag