#theyve got no swag
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Vriska’s whole Thing is that she's a massive girlfailure who is perpetually obsessed with making people think she's a girlboss
the vristav girlfailure vs boyloser dynamic needs to be studied under a microscope. theyre both chronically pathetic and have completely opposing ways of trying to 'better themselves' from it. vriska especially thinks that her way is the right way, pushing it onto tavros, hating how vulnerable he is, how she can see the patheticness in him, the same patheticness deep in her. she resents that part of herself, projecting the hate onto tavros. she needs to fix him to fix herself.
or maybe im just chatting shit and putting these awesome epic boss babes down
#not vristav as in the ship#i dont ship them#homestuck#and also when i call them pathetic#i dont mean thats all they are#that shouldnt be all theyre boiled down to#especially tavros#but like come on#you gotta admit#theyve got no swag
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you know, honestly? i don't care who wins or loses. im autistic and i love blorbos and lists, especially THEMED lists, especially THEMED LISTS OF BLORBOS, and im honestly content just seeing everyone that was nominated. they're all pals to me
Now that right there is a BIG MOOD, NONNIE!
#asks#nonnies#silly stuff#I too am neurodivergent and go nuts over brackets and data collection#While I have favorites I honestly wont be mad at whoever wins#like theyve all got such swag and theyre all friends!!!
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My bugsnax player oc looks like this but imagine a striped gray silk scarf on them. Their name is Sable Florpington and they aren’t actually allergic to bugsnax it’s just not for them so they pretended to be. They’re the one guy at the party who doesn’t drink
#talks#Cromdo thinks they’re a sucker. not over that he thinks they’re allergic for real but he’s like you’ve got an aura of lameness to you.#beffica does honestly think theyre a tiny bit uncool but doesnt reflect it at all because she genuinely likes them. they listen to her and#dont seem to pass judgment which actually means a lot to her#triffany thinks of them as like a polite and helpful youngster but was probably too immersed in her work at the time to have much more of#a personal opinion if im honest#wambus is like Pah city folk but does respect it because theyve clearly got guts despite their like uh gangliness#wiggle thinks they're cute in like a pushover who will get me free snacks way#uhh who else. chandlo actually thinks they are cool (the only one)#hes like broo youre like a bugsnax hunting master. youve got like...the SOUL of a bugsnax...doggg........#floofty honestly just thinks of them as like some random lab assistant that just blew in one day i dont think floofty like thinks about the#at all beyond that#uhh who else. god why are there so many.#filbo privately thinks of them as kind of a liz 2.0 minus all the leaderly swag but hes kind of like OK this guy is here we're ok. i'm ok.
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Done w Gotham S1 I'm so sorry that this is objectively in my top 5 tv shows ever at this point
#twist rambles#i also do not watch a ton of live action tv tho but godddd#highlights are EASILY bruces portrayal and his and alfreds relationship like theyre FAMILY.#also whatever silly shit the riddler and penguin are doing. theyve got every disease. and of COURSE the women.#it's so so so good imo if u enjoy silly tv thats dark but gets goofy at times. it's a good watch#the one ep where jerome showed up too. so so good and swag
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i love dana octopus squids theyre just like. flashes you. lol
#they have fucking BIOLUMINESCENCE on two tentacles#that look like little flashlights theyre sooo swag#theyve got some of the biggest photophores actually#i only learnt about them the other day. new fav squid#its a squid not octopus it just gets both names cause its special
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k im done having smart thoughts peril & clay t4t transbians in love
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2nd favorite OC?
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to be honest. who it is changes a lot since who im focused on changes a lot, but i think Currently ive gotta say prince . i like them nd im really happy w their character :}c
(prince's pronouns are they/them!!)
#incl the note at the end abt their pronouns since their name is. obviously. rather gendered. theyre not. theyve got that nonbinary swag#also i love that we have to specify second favourite oc. we all know who the favourite child is (sideglances sale)#casinos words: asks#casinos ocs: prince#casinos art :]#casinos ramblings
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my colleagues are.... so cool
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clethubs as yoohankim aaaand post
#etho is yjh. for commonly mischaracterized reasons#bdubs is hsy because he would absolutely spend 13 years writing a (bad) webnovel to keep cleo alive#while an alternate version of him argues with cleo in the comments section of said bad book#cleo is kdj because theyve got that “dies for you but selfishly. NOT selflessly” swag#you see my vision yes yes
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Had a shower rewired my brain moment and now Ran x Chisato might be a thing in the band swap au oops
#rat rambles#band posting#band swap au#mfs that somehow manage to slowburn despite accidentally confessing super early on#I wont go too into things but like Ive said before they ended up reconnecting some point after kanon tried to reconnect with both#and they found that they actually enjoyed eachother's company despite everything and as such decided to move forward together#blah blah blah reclaiming that which you thought was stolen from you due to past baggage yada yada#and chisato crushes easily and already had a crush on ran in middle school so when it predictably comes back theyre just like fuck fuck fu#this was already canon before but Ive been thinking more abt the ran half of things#and with chisato being a lot more openly cringe in this au honestly. they could be their taste#its abt that adhd swag (and also cringe (and also the fact that chisato likes to tease them after a while))#and that made me remember that kaoru has their thing with their one sided crush on chisato that chisato noticed and got rly scared abt#mainly cause last time they were friends with someone with a one sided crush on them it ended Very poorly#and kaoru in turn noticed this and had a character development moment abt it and decided to be honest with them abt everything#basically making it clear that yes they had feelings for them and yes it pains them that a relationship is not feasable#but that they do not expect nor want chisato to try to force themself into a relationship with them abd all that jazz#and that made me think what if chisato assuming their feelings were one sided decided to have a similar with ran since they know that this#could legitimately be a dealbreaker for them thanks to the twos past and while thats painful and scary to think abt chisato doesnt trust#themself to just repress it and hope it goes away#and ran sort of freaks out and dips not cause its not mutual but cause it is but theyve only rly been crushing for like 2 weeks#chisato assumes the worst but ran texts them some of the context and is basically like ok same but. I dont think I can date u rn sorry#blah blah blah character arcs slowburn blah blah chisato eventually is like ok seriously dont feel pressured by this but in case ur worried#abt me I feel like I should say if I could have it my way I would wanna date you. I can bear not but I wont hide that from you#blah blah blah more slowburn more xharacter arcs ran is like ok Im willing to try being a thing but lets be cautious#blah blah more slowburn even tho theyre literally dating blah blah both eventually finally cross that line of deciding that they do want to#be with the other for real and finally they start to ease off the romantic tension theyve been stuck in for the past good while dhdjgdkdy#chisato's friends know literally everything abt this since they cant shut up and rans friends still dont even know they have a dad dhjdhdkd#this isnt necesarily canon yet btw! it probably will be but I wanna make sure it doesnt conflict with anytging else I wanna do#I know I was considering chisato and maya being a thing but I might like this enough to be willing to scrap that#ran is very open tho and even if they werent theyre polyam so it wouldnt be as big a problem
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If youve all been wondering where grubpeta and friends have been the answer is theyve all been busy growing up!
More info about the guys under cut ⬇️
Equius Strider-Zahhak
Equius wasn't originally meant to go Dirk. Considering his reputation of him and children. Dirk didn't exactly disagree and was more than willing to just be a collective uncle that visits sometimes. Unluckily for him, Equius almost immediately attached to Dirk. Whenever he was took to someone else's house to be raised, Equius started to chew up table and chair legs and causing general mayhem. So he was dropped over to Dirk's. Not under the control of a demonic puppet that was made by literally the most evil entity in the universe, Dirk is actually a pretty solid dad. Equius helps out with robot projects.
Nepeta "Grubpeta" Vantas
As y'all saw before Nepeta went under the care of Karkat. He had felt guilty about how he treated Nepeta in his past so in an odd sign of repentance he adopted Nepeta. Most people still refer to her as Grubpeta or other derivatives of that. She's only ever called Nepeta by Karkat. Karkat has 0 drip so she got that scarf from Kanaya who is basically another parent for her since Karkat is pretty inept at parenting.
Tavros Strider
When Vriska saw that a Tavros grub was up for grabs, she immediately dibbed on him. Obviously, everyone knew that was the worst idea possible but everyone who would of reasonably adopted him was already handling a child of their own (whether that child was one of the omega kids or the grubs). Dave basically threw his hands up and took one for the team. Promising to "swag this baby out". And he sure did that. Tavros Strider ending up as a lot more confident than his other self. Vriska is still not allowed near him.
Eridan "Caligula" Lalonde
Eridan was adopted by Calliope and Roxy due to Roxy wanting "tha wizard bby". Calliope attempted to paint herself to appear more lusii-like for Eridan. Roxy had to talk her out of it. The cardigan was made by Kanaya as a forgiveness gift. Which was a really serious/awkward confrontation with essentially an aunt and he 5 year old niece who was getting forgave for actions he didn't even get the chance to commit. The tail was by Calliope from scraps of her cosplay works. He was affectionately nicknamed Caligula by Calliope.
Feferi Crocker-English-Peixes
Was picked up by Jane to end the cycle of abuse started by the Condesce. She was adopted before Dirk became a part of the polyamourous clusterfuck that is Jane and Jake's marriage, the only real issue it brought up for anyone was that Feferi asked awkward questions with little to know hesitation. Made even funnier cause she adopted a very formal way of speaking. The tiaratop still works but has no ads/brainwashing mechanisms. Spoilt to hell and back by Jane and Jake but when has Feferi not been spoilt?
#homestuck#solar systems#grubpeta#equius zahhak#nepeta leijon#tavros nitram#eridan ampora#feferi peixes
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theyve got a hypermobile swag about them
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Should I start listening to jrwi?/gen if so where should I start ?
OH YOOO !!!! I mean yes absoutlyllly jrwi r the silliests ever absoulslty. i started watching and now my brain hurts forever an di have been cursed. Join me dear mutual . Where to start uHHH perosnally id recomend blood in the bayou (bitb) cause rhats the shortest campaign (4 eps) and easily digestable. thr first ep is up on thier yourube and the rest is paywalled by patreon for 5 bucks a month but . Theres always other options . Wink wink nudge nudge to be noted abt bitb tho : Deffo got a lot of horror gore fuckery and drug usage jsut ^^ heads up and whatnot
annother one that exists is the sucking and i have no feelings abt it whatsoever. Or about aurthur bennet resident loser or about shilo residnt loser or about emizel resisdnt badass losser. I love them all so bad and the npcs r . Iconic. So iconic. This is the vampire campaign !!!!! Its peak sillysims ( and also quite a lot of horror esque elements here its the vampire campaign so also blood and gore and whatnot ykyk) The first 5 eps r up on yt for free and the rest r on patreon and theres no other way to watch it at all whatsoverr
BUT !!! If u dont vibe w wiether of those or horror is not ur speed theres a v swag campaign currently running (3 eps in and next ep come sout this sayurday !!) called Wonderlust highly recomend theres a gay frat boy , weird autistic rat and Blink (loser) (affectionite) . Its up on youthbe on thier chanel for free and its very funky fresh UHHHH theres also riptide !! The big one . tbh i havent ever watched it all the way thro cause theres sm eps and its veyr intimidating bUT i hear great things and ep 114 is sick as fuck to watch even w out the larger campign (same w ep 52 and 53) basiscally weird found family pirates love whatver theyve got going on AND that campaign is compeltly free up on thier yoruube
and the one u have probaly seen rbed the most by me is apothieosis aka weird gods lore . religion . canon gay sex . miserable robots. Like . Neon evangelion but WORSE !! (Patreon exclusive but not nessaraly :3) this is proably my favorite campaign its jsut. Brain altered .
AND THE OTHER one that i am normal abt and doesnt . Kill u . Dead. is prime defenders !!! Akaa !!! The one im veye nromal abt !!!!! normalll !!!!! This ones . Ahhhhhh uh hard to get into potentially erm . Theyre quite cringe but take my hand dearest mutual thecringe is apart of it they r cringe loser teenage superheros trying thier best. It also goes from cringe lighthearted cartoon physics to AH FUCK verrry fast and suddenly everything is . Bad. IF u like superheros or discussions on morality of kilkign people or father figures or being . Very . Very sad. I cant recomend enough !!!!!!! I mean i dont and dont watch this this one hurts physically and mentally and spirtually and bibblically and. GRRRR (this ones also technically patreon exclusive)
If u enjoy absousllty any of this i do recomend joining patreon if u have the ablity cause theres a loot of sick stuff up there including a mini campaign called tmk im v obbsesed w . And unforutnalty idk how to pirate thta uhhHh the world of tmk is slowly worming its way up to being one my faves tho and the story is great so !! Yk !!!
#I yapped for way way way to long but tdlr : i say start at bitb and watch pd to be sad :3#Bitb is literlly life changing fucked me up permanlty and forever no reconvering i wish TO GOD i was exagerating#he answers#jrwi
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propaganda under the cut
Cargo pants/shorts:
They hide your hips and you have plenty of pockets to store cool stuff in!
jesus christ man i’ve never passed more than when i was wearing cargo shorts. any traditionally lame/dorky clothing helps,,,,, tbh
The baggier the better. Y2k Nu Metal swag
(context: someone submitted specifically military cargo pants) Theyre baggy theyve got pockets theyre even appropriated military attire. I bought a pair at a thrift store for a dollar
They're boxy so it gives you a more masculine silhouette. And they have big pockets. And you can wear layers under them if it's cold because they're baggy.
POCKETS and BAGGY
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ahato mizuta appreciation post
my gurl theyve been stuck in the metro for a very long time
long rant below!! beware.
okay so first off i honestly wish that they would stay a character that nintendo didnt expand on, i loved the sheer amount of fanon and headcanons that people came up with and that the dedf1sh tag was filled with that one post from hwkgrass or smth with ‘press A to imagine inkopolis’ like that was my favourite post and it probably still is and its also the reason i even have tumblr in the first place
and right now the tag is filled with them being a hater and just random things or saying omg nonbinary people are real? really? nonbinary octopus swag or smth and i just dont know about it.. like is everyone really that desperate to get some pronoun drop from nintendo i thought we were satisfied with the 25 bajillion headcanon pages for them. like im not mad they use they them pronouns im just saying its not a big deal and why are we so hungry for new game content it doesnt feel like something people built from the ground up anymore
and oh my god this makes me feel like someone talking for no reason which is probably true but hey i miss the character nobody knew about and that had the hugest backstory that changed on every single post about them and that had so many different sibling headcanons and got sanitized willingly because they just didnt want to think anymore
all the recent art always has haha cunty octopus or whatever where is that one zombie living in the walls who has not stopped working or slept or ate in 8 years
where is that one character who has black fingertips NOT because of them dyeing it but from the breakdown of cell tissue from generally not being alive their entire fanmade backstory just evaporated
am i sad that the canon dedf1sh is now a pasty white slacker in class who got kidnapped by tartar and just got sanitized with no reason whatsoever and nintendo didnt leave the thing up for debate? yeah
was i obsessed with this character before? yeahh
should i be dragged across one of those metal railings making a donk sound on every single pole for posting this and not getting over it? yeah
in conclusion i am still not over the release of acht side order and its stored in my brain as a different character in another splatooniverse and they are not the same person as ahato mizuta
#thanks for listening i should be thrown onto a roof and left there#wow i really do miss that one zombie with hollowed out eyes that glow in the dark and a lack of the sense of touch#ahato mizuta#dedf1sh
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actually y'know what you're so right for this. i can't believe i didn't see it before... charlie and fabby are having evil snacks and sharing evil gossip
okay the dual fixation really hitting now. i think we should send fabby to dont starve she would not survive
#something about fabby means that evil women are obsessed with her#solaris. charlie in this scenario.#zor counts as an honorary mention because while i dont think theyre a woman. theyve got that lesbianism swag in my mind.#also adding onto prev tags. i was obsessed with fabby from the moment i heard her in jet set#i watched a playthrough with my friends the first time i experienced games 1 and 2#and now im so patiently waiting for the steam release of 3 so i can play it (my vr headset cannot run it through meta)#because i NEED to play it myself yknow#i would do it with my friends for emotional support but i know i will be. so caught up in Liking Women that itll be excruciating#at the same time it would be REALLY fun for them to see me react to things in real time (they have played already and Know Things)#also dont want them to backseat but i think they would be niceys about it. probably.#ANYWAYS youre so right for this charlie and fabby are so. idk. theyre so the same to me.
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