#theyre so fun .

[weirdosickofreak]

stealing a cloaked cloaking device

[bruciemilf]

Found family but they’re all weirdos

[miguel-owhora]

Cult AU but König's always been devoted to you, even at a young age.

Whereas the rest of the children would be picking at the dirt looking for worms or playing with a ball, König would find himself in the library, reading over the Script—the holy book of the cult, like their cursed version of the Bible—and memorizing every word. He looked up to you, their Lord and Savior, the holiest of deities, picking their little community as your main followers.

He wants to become close to you, wants to become your most devoted follower. Instead of choosing to become a hunter or a nurse or a farmer or a cook or a seamstress or a librarian or whatever other role there is, instead of choosing to become a guard, which should've been the most obvious choice for someone like him—already such a big kid, with the potential to become an even bigger and stronger guard—he chooses to become a Disciple, the closest connection they have to you, the ones who work with the Priest to keep the community in line and their devotion strong.

This leads to König becoming an outcast in the community, getting teased and bullied, shunned by his own family who find it embarrassing for someone as big as him to be a disciple. Which is usually an honor, but not when everyone was expecting you to be a guard. But König doesn't care if he's shunned and an outcast, not when he loves devoting all his teenhood and adulthood worshipping you, spending every second that isn't spent on rereading the Script or eating or using the restroom, to worship you. On his hands and knees, kneeling at the Holy Statue within the temple, slipping between German and English in his prayers, hoping for your attention.

It's this hope that becomes a reality when you appear before him, replacing the Holy Statue with your Holy appearance. You're as gorgeous as the Script describes you, perhaps even more, and König nearly passes out from how stunned he is.

You tell him you've been watching over his community for a while, but that he stood out amongst the rest. That you've never experienced such devotion before, and can't help but wonder how far he'll go.

There's no hesitation when König tells you there's no limitation to his devotion. He'll do whatever you want, no matter how cruel or weird it is; he wants to please you, he wants to make you happy.

Which is how König ends up between your thighs, sucking on your dick, and shit, it's fucking huge. You're already bigger than he is, being a God and all, even in your human form. So your cock is bigger than his literal thigh, than his forearm. He struggles to take it into his mouth, but makes it up by literally worshipping it. Kissing your cockhead, along the length, licking it, sucking on your firm balls—it's dirty and nasty, and it goes against everything a disciple isn't supposed to do, but fuck, if his Holiness commands him to do it, König's not one to turn it down.

Eventually, you have König bent over on his arms and knees, ass in the air. His own cock dangles between his legs, dripping at the tip. You stretch him open with your fingers, and it has him squirming and crying out, the first time he's ever done something like this. Eventually, you push your cock in, and König probably passes out, just to come back to consciousness to feel you fucking him.

König's literally crazy so he'd be babbling for more and half-slurred words you can't comprehend. He'd cum so many times before you even give him your first load, and it's only through your powers that you keep him awake and going, up until you cum inside of him. He'd be thanking you through a flushed and teary eyed face, strands of his auburn hair falling in front of his face.

You pull out, uncaring of how your cum streams after his puffy and stretched him. You aren't kind, you aren't nice, not by nature, but you hold off from being cruel and will him back into his original appearance, without the hand bruises on his skin or the cuts making him bleed, less flushed than before. König's disappointed he won't have any gifts from your interaction, hoping to have the cuts scar over, but you soothe him by telling him you'll ask for him soon again.

Despite you cleaning him over, König leaves the temple on trembling legs, with a limp. He avoids everyone's concern and comments, and probably goes back to his little cottage, where he'll probably coo over the cum leaking from his hole, over his puffy hole, eagerly awaiting for your next call.

[jadecantcreate]

ceramic booker

based on this little guy i found on pinterest!

[demetera-kaziaik]

Rob bites, because of course he does

[fandomfuntimem]

As of now, I am a Dandadan anime only watcher.

Feel free to give me vauge spoilers on this, but I reeeaaallly hope Okarun becomes increasingly animalistic in yokai form.

Look at him

He already crawls around on all fours sometimes. Let him growl, snap, shred things. Let him act like a rabid dog and scare Momo, or really anyone, for that matter.

[ethosiab]

whether its decked out or vault hunters, you know etho's gonna want those coins

[valtsv]

valshrue

^ VALshrue

[trixiiuwu]

HAPPY JUNE 9TH EVERYONE… (6/9)

sigh… unfinished art since i started working on it late but… silly billies. i love them so much theyre so dumb (maybe will finish another time, maybe not)

[percabethdni]

me core

[inkymkk]

I had a vision..

Also this was kinda a redraw.. The first au was actually Gousato..

[eraserheadbabygirl]

love wins: the two most annoying kids you know are dating each other

[huntingrays]

it’s my bday :3

here, dear valgrace community, take a gift from me to you!

🩵❤️

Leo did not have the most pleasant experience with men, especially kind ones. As a result, he swears to never fall for another guy or read too much into their acts of kindness.

His plan was a success until he met Jason Grace, the golden boy who stole his heart. He's everything Leo could want in a man and is incredibly nice to Leo.

Surely his kindness is just that and isn't anything more. After all, there's no way someone like Jason Grace likes him... right?

____

or, the five times Leo thinks Jason is just being nice (and the one time he finds out he isn't).

[shoujosprkles]

[sparkdoesart]

Can you do more Rambley x Finley art? And/or maybe some headcanons?

Rambley and Finley!!!!!!

Love these guys! Not reallyyyy shippy but. If you ship them you can certainly see it as such and if you dont it could be platonic!

Maybe ill draw more of them in the future!

Unfortunately i dont really have headcanons for them since im not wayyy into indigo park but i suppose theres a few things i can say about these guys!

I kinda imagine these guys as like. A couple thats been together for a while when i think about them. Uhhhh i also. Really really want finley to be. Huge. Like unreasonably big. Which isnt a headcanon i just want it. Also im going to be. So sad when he inevitably has to die. I will cry. I love finley

ALSO SORRY FOR THE ANGSTY ART LMAO I HAD TO

[rosemarytrash]

the problem really is that 5 minutes on tumblr makes me realize how incredibly broken and unusable twitter has become