#theyre not rly a ship. theyre worse

[himbopunk]

oc x canon but in a "this guy needs more friends" kinda way.

(they met in a did/system groupchat. lucky's display name was probably like #1 mutie catboy or something stupid like that.)

[geminid]

skip the first paragraph to get to the real stuff we're running this blog like a recipe blog u have to scroll to get to the recipe for

ugh tbh im all for leaving twi**er cuz like its quickly deteriorating past the point of return but ive been having a rly bad time on bsky which is being considered the main alternative lol. i log on see a post about how all the good and smart ppl are there and then directly under it is blatant misinformation like can you guys stop gaslighting. i wish it felt less Bad but anyway im sad and my insomnias worse than usual so im going to talk about leokuml

i think in essence the way i like to work with leokuml is that they are always going to be equal. i kind of structure it like if leo pushes then he will also pull and takumi will respond in kind. equilibrium... i dont think that all relationships need to be equal all the time but for leo and takumi in particular i think it's an important part of their appeal for me.

by equal i dont necessarily mean that they have the exact same strengths and weaknesses or every conflict is a draw, it's just that the universe they live in will constantly keep them in check lol. leo is the prodigy mage and takumi is a skilled marksman and theyre not going to only encounter armored units or fliers, life will give them all sorts of adversaries and ultimately they will come to the conclusion they are on equal footing, even if they were clearly more suited for some situations than others. combat oriented example but i think something similar happens throughout their relationship.

so anyway thats just a bit on my basic thought process regarding this ship tho i might not generally get to succeed in portraying it. we're trying to talk myself up from a low point here and i think talking about this is pretty fun even tho i can't sum this text post up nicely.

(btw i wrote a fic recently its about takumi in fire emblem heroes from early in fates story learning about other timelines where he's dating leo. (its sfw). its silly so maybe u might enjoy. if u read all this thank u😵‍💫 lets keep creating)

[kaleidosouls]

im too lazy to put the vpn on to tweet so im gonna tumblr post; talk watch abt the amazing digital circus ep 3 (spoilers ofc) [Edit: i had more thoughts i guess il put it in the replies bc tumblr has those now? maybe itll be more accessible for my twitter generated yapping disorder)

finally some appreciation for my man and favourite character kingler like he goddamn DESERVES. i actually have not enjoyed tadc very much theres so much i rly dislike abt it but its like super well produced and indie so like you watch to be on the loop (i wish it was actually rendered closer to the quality of cd games from the 2000s that it seemed to be referencing but like, it looks how it looks and thats how it is), i rly disliked the script for the mpst part in the first 2 eps but ive loved kingler from day 1 so having an ep with mostly just him and pomni (i have mixed feelings on her too but w/e) was great great great and we had some lore n stuff but rly like i could smell a fellow traumatized man whos a bit wacky to cope from miles away and im glad to be proven Right

sorry im older man fucker so he rly hits all the boxes bc hes actually so sweet and helpful hes just mentally unstable (love him for that) and a lot of his endearing like caring nature comes thru in the physical aspect of the character and with less dialogue, rly the less dialogue the show has the better, idk who does the scripts and i dont wanna diss them but like oof i fucking hate it shkdh like its not like its never funny but its just, off, ive still not been able to properly explain to my wife the way that its off to me, and it bothers me to not be able to cohere those emotions! anyway

kingler so cute so very handsome and uwu so gentle and kind 💖💖💖 i love how gentle he is and good to pomni (ofc ppl are gonna call it fatherly or god forbid grandfatherly when hes like 40, and now if you ship them ppl will say its incesty when theyre two grown adults but w/e) like idk i just love a kind mentally unwell man!!! im simple!!! him just overexposing at the near end in dialogue was rly awkward in the writing like man they just, the dialogue is so not good. but in theory his character is so good and the thing abt the darkness and such was sweet. like hes just always been so endearing and the ep just gives a lot of free real estate kingler screentime to drink with my eyeballs, it doesnt change my opinion on the character at all bc ive always loved him this much

the rest was ok just the typical fare for the most part, like tadc rly often makes me so dissatisfied bc it has so So much potential but the ways it kinda just ends up like a dumbed down typical cartoon is really meh. i do love caine though and more proof that hes a non malicious (although maybe harmfully ignorant) ai. his gags almost land for me if they werent really Really lampshaded, i love how much he cares but is incapable (yet) of improving, i thought it was sweet zooble was so earnest with him. like, the whole tadc def improves the less mean spirited it is, for me. which is hard bc the most favoured character is rancid mean disney purple guy.

gghh why is this show so agdidhsifirh (gestures of anger) like its like, much worse ENA or smth but i know theres more that bothers me abt it than that, and i cant grasp it. im stil in hell irl so i cant cohere a lot in general so w/e, i need to chill and let go. i did like the horror trophy head designs of everyone that i could see (i wanted to get a better look at kinglers but i couldnt find a good frame from watching on my phone) like they were super over the top and fun. i wish the settings they travelled to still felt like, even remotely circusy? they truly feel like just we’re in a different cartoon. but its ok i only hate 749374947493 things abt the shows style choices

i want a framed photo of kingler so i could kiss it. or maybe i could trt to makena plush of him. he is my beloved to hurt/comfort. hes wacky and nice and traumatized and has memory issues and i wuv him

[misqnon]

yeah i definitely liked sanuso more than i liked sanji. before... before i came to like sanji. i don't think i was rly an Actual Fan though. seeing fan content of sanji (shipping content included) is part of what made me grow to like him. so ur right that a ship i like with characters i dont like would make me grow to like the characters!!

tashigi and reiju is so insanely good.. theyre perfect for each other...

LMAO ISNT THAT PRICE A BIT STEEP?? nami moment

robin definitely would notice but it would have so much more impact to have luffy intervene imo?? he is probably the most important person to both of them (arguably true for all the crew) and also he just . idk hes emotionally intelligent. hes perceptive. people dont give him enough credit. luffy is not stupid!!!!

"he and robin can be similar and enies lobby is what made everyone love her more…" YEAH EXACTLY!!! there doesnt need to be a whole arc but just show us that he isnt JUST the cool guy. i need him to cry .... i need emotional vulnerability.. please oda ..... on my knees begging for this. PLEASE Oda...

"already there babes 🫡 just doing my part" thank u

"DID. DID THEY ACTUALLY CALL HIM TRACE HEATFIST IN THE 4KIDS DUB…ARE U SERIOUS RN…IVE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE PLEASE SAY SIKE." YES THEY ACTUALLY DID. its a stupid change but HIS VOICE IS SO COOL... theres a scene where he and luffy meet on alabasta n luffy is like: hey, trace?! and trace is like "yours truly 😎😏🔥 hey luffy, whats up? 🔥🔥💪✨" and i fucking Fell In Love on first listen. i have the biggest . fattest crush on 4kids ace. why is he so suave. why is he so cool. pathetically showing my love for the worst dub's version of the best character

i was so relieved that luffy sounded different that i can forgive anything else. i don't care if the acting is worse...

AT A CHRISTIAN GALLERY???? ur so brave

"i will share embarrassing stories like my life depends on it"

(hoping i havent used this image before)

THE SPOTLIGHT ON SANJI.... THAT IS SO FUNNY...

"BUT IM TOO BUSY READING ONE PIECE" good point... reading both would be hard.. /gen

"lion…and wings…so u want to be a griffin 👁️" i did not realize this. but yes i GUESS I DO?? i like manticores and unicorns the most out of any fantasy creature but i could never be a manticore bc it means i keep my face.. and unicorn.... doesnt have cool paws... oh and i love dragons... i WOULD be a dragon but i would like to be like. fluffy.. i want to be fluffy..

"DIDN THE BEAT OUT ZORO IN THE POPULARITY POLLS ONE TIME" YEAH HE DID... i dont know maybe i just missed it?? there were a lot of ppl there... and my memory is kinda hazy.. i will be on the lookout for law next time i go to a con

"WRONG bangs my sanji gavel." I FORGOT U WERW THE SANJI MAGISTRATE..... please forgive me....

that is so cool 🥹

"also sanji’s love for mice/rats makes me fucking insane bc its the cutest thing on earth." I KNOW RIGJT... like hes a cook.. he should hate them... but he doesnt!!! hes super fond of them!!! because he had mice friends at the lowest point in his life!!!! GOD.. i also used to love mice so . thank u sanji. representing rodent lovers. im having too many moments lately where i relate to sanji.... former sanji hater becomes sanji

"SANJI LOVES MICE MORE THAN WOMEN CONFIRMED-" GENUINELY!!!

"they’re all expecting sanji to freak and kill them and then they walk in and he’s made them tiny stir fry and is calling them cutesy names." STOP THATS SUCH CUTE IMAGERY 😭😭😭 sanji would never hit a woman mouse.

"also all the fan content ive seen where ratatouille is his favorite movie. ANYONE CAN COOK!!!!! 😭" IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

"we turn a sad into a frrAAANKKYYYYYYYY" HSJDHS

"ROBIN WHYYY WAS THAT THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OFFFF SHE IS INSANE. SHE’S SO WEIRD." IN HER DEFENSE, THEY WERE RIGHT THERE. HOW COULD SHE NOT... HOW COULD SHE NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT ....

"should i send some on discord as well. is that how i break the ice. images of sanji with his ass up in the air (my collection)" YES..... YES DO IT.... in return i will sned... uhmm... law!??

ok but sanji in glasses. even at the peak of my sanji hatred i begrudgingly admit that he was very attractive in those glasses...

LOOK AT HIM SOB... whole cake island was kinda his enies lobby emotional depth moment???

heres this loser

EAT

i have this sanji saved bc he looks so pathetic and sad

omg nooo how did choso get in here ...... noooo ...... that was a big accident.... completely an accident.... not on purpose at alll........

usopp out here converting more ppl to sanji likers than i am…smh. i do love the way sanji backs him up so often in canon tho, its very sweet

KNJKCDNA WAIT THE $5,000 A MONTH THING? I MEAN YES. BUT DO YOU KNOW THE YE OLDE TUMBLR JOKE IM REFERENCING? DO U REMEMBER COMMUNISMKILLS…THAT AWFUL TUMBLR USER THAT THEN WAS LIKE “i’ll shut up if u pay me $5000 a month” actually deranged and iconic. here’s a post about it

the entire crew IS important to both of them but arguably he is the only person on the crew they would listen to in a situation like that is luffy yea. he’s the mutual friend that they both love deeply and loves both of them deeply even tho they hate (“hate”) each other. AND he’s emotionally intelligent and wise!! yea!!

joining u in the begging for sad zoro. campaigning for abusing zoro in the next chapters. ready to make this meme real

NOT TRACE HEATFIST…his voice did seem cool tho ur right. i like to imagine he speaks with the emojis like you typed them. (“how are you saying that out loud-”) is the crush only on 4kids ace specifically..sorry sorry TRACE. IS IT ONLY FOR TRACE

I WANT TO STEAL ALL THESE REACTION IMAGES HAHAHA

WAIT IS IT A SPOTLIGHT. I THOUGHT THEY HAD TRAPPED HIM UNDER A CUP LIKE A BUG KJAFHBdiwjnwd

dragons. [breathes in] dude i love dragons so fucking much. i watched that documentary animal planet or discovery made where they said dragons lived in the prehistoric time with t rex and shit and BELIEVED IT FOR SO LONG. also obsessively played httyd games on the internet and other Dragon Themed Things. and i had legend of spyro: a new beginning for the gamecube and it was like my first ever video game i owned myself that wasnt a hand me down and i beat it literally 9+ times…after 9 i stopped keeping track..i loved spyro and CYNDER so much. CYNDER WAS SO COOL. THAT WHOLE GAME WAS SO COOL. just last year i started playing flight rising (but i fell off lmao)

“former sanji hater becomes sanji” KJSDBDNKJSN YEAH relating to sanji is half of why i love him. and the amount i relate to him is. way far more than i thought i would ever relate to. the pervert stereotype anime character of any given show. so mad…but also i love him a lot 😭 has become a bit of a comfort character for me UNFORTUNATELY…but i relate to his passion and his low self esteem and his self sacrificial nature and his (percieved) gender issues and even his stupid easy-to-fall-in-love shtick. god. anyways

MICE > WOMEN ‼️‼️‼️CONFIRMED

I WANT TO PUT THE SANJI FEEDING MICE AND THE CREW IS CONFUSED SCENE IN A FIC SO BAD BUT I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK ATM 😭

“sanji would never hit a woman mouse.” sanji vs. minnie mouse his hardest battle yet

ROBIN….ROBIN 😭 I WILL CONDONE ALL HER ACTIONS BC I LOVE HER BUT SHES SO STRANGE 😭

SANJI ASS IN THE AIR COMING UR WAY

dude. thank you for saying that bc. when sanji had those fucking glasses on as mr. prince in alabasta. i was simping just a little bit. and mad about it.

AND ALSO UM??? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS?? STOP BEING PRETTY???

this outfit was gay as hell by the way. like how am i supposed to believe that is a fuly straight man-

“whole cake island was kinda his enies lobby emotional depth moment???” it 1000% was down to him leaving the crew and needing to be rescued and learn to love himself and live for himself. robin and sanji are my two favorite strawhats and GOD THE SIMILARITIES ARE BRUISING. have u seen that post where its drawings of each of the strawhat “rescue teams” of arlong park, enies lobby, and whole cake?

law 1: edgy. flipping u off. deranged. a bit evil looking. kinda hot

law 2: naptime. flourishing. in his lane. never done wrong in his life. thats just a guy

“EAT” KJDBVSDAJBCJDA

NOOO THAT SANJI IMAGE GENUINELY MAKES ME SO SAD BUT HE ALSO LOOKS SO SO PATHETIC 😭 SOPPING WET CAT OF A MAN

HI CHOSO. IDK U BUT I LIKE UR HAIR. HI

here are a couple more one piece memes i have collected. i will be sending u a discord message...soon

[ladymariayuri]

7 and whatever other one you wanna do :3

character you hate only bc the fandom got weird about it ok im gonna cheat and answer with a ship cuz i dont rly have any characters that fit that. i just answered an ask about jetstream sam but sam/raiden shippers on this website are absolutely out of their fucking minds with what they do to those guys. removed from the context of like the fanbase im ambivalent to it with no negative or positive opinions but oh my god. there are so few people who can be normal about raiden and it gets worse when its in the context of a yaoi break. like im so fucking tired of seeing the same shit infantilizing raiden turning him into either an uwu clueless soft boy or TWISTED FUCKING CYCLE PATH and turning sam into some creepy perv with no respect for boundaries i cant take it anymore. ic ant take it. hello can anybody hear me. ive had that pent up for so long you dont even know. i have friends who like this ship and theyre fine and i love them bc theyre normal but good god when that wretched yaoi break hits. also people get crazy misogynistic about rosemary for reasons related to yaoi breaks and not related to yaoi breaks but thats a rant for another time (<- thats saying something because i DEEPLY despise rosemary) picking random q -> unpopular character you like that more people should like um literally any guy from dark souls 2. i think most of them get slept on except like pate/creighton/ maaaaaybe fume knight sometimes. the game sucks but i love the weird little dudes you find out in the world or kill. i am not immune to being a fume knight enjoyer so my next best recommendation is sir alonne hes a cool dude. dudes with katanas rock and i like the sicko king/advisor shit with iron king because its like i can fix him. nevermind no i cant goodbye

[popstart]

Hiiii if ur still doing the ship ask game duncney and zeemien if that’s okay? 👍

Duncney: i do like them. theyre soo easy to ship for me

What made you ship it? ummumum basic straining lol. before that it was fear factor and before that it was dodgebrawl years ago when i first saw it lol

What are your favorite things about the ship? I love how they initially look like such opposites but they are very similar in a lot of ways (which people dont see???) They are equally as schemey, just courtney is way less interested in admitting that and duncans the one that has to coax it out of her. Theyre so gifted quiet kid and obnoxious problem kid the teacher put next to eachother to try to get the problem kid to be better but it just makes the quiet gifted kid worse

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? theyre this image except courtneys on the left and duncans on the right

Zeemien: idk im pretty neutral.

Why don’t you ship it? i see it sometimes and its cute but it doesnt super catch my eye? they are both very down to earth characters and putting two characters with such a low intensity together has to have something special to make me actively like it yk. like for sure i would not give a shit about gidgette if it wasnt canon lol.

What would have made you like it? I think its just kinda inherently a ship i dont have many eyes for. not that canon interaction is the only thing that will make me ship something, but i just dont remember anything notable between them that i cared about in any way compared to their interactions with anyone else. I think in general i dont rly see zee ships bc hes just... like....... that. like i can totally see him alone and happy which is the best case scenario for these characters LOL

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? theyre fun and cute. I see why people ship it, i just like... dont lol. they have some pretty dedicated fans out there like there was a ship poll on twitter and they won that bc one person kept submitting them lmao?????

[yuukei-yikes]

What are your thoughts on whatever tf is going on between Kano and Shintaro post-str?

HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH OK LISTEN TO ME

kano is so in love with shintaro its embarrassing like ive reread the novels recently and girl.... hes down so bad its so embarrassing fgkjfdghjkfdghjhgnkjdhgkjdkj like post str shintaro has all this tomfoolery going on with ayano right. and kano...oh my god like.

kano finally got everything he wanted. everything he worked so hard for and acted kind of an ass for is here and now he's just like...left with all this self hatred and guilt bc hes like damn i shut out my siblings and dealed with all this myself and was a dick to this guy who wasnt even knowingly related to all this shit and i. got away with it? like i got everything i wanted? my sister is back? so he's just VERY depressed and feels so undeserving and guilty

everyone else is like in a relationship or whatever (im not a fan of when every single character has a love interest but damn kagepro does romance so fucking well has anyone ever noticed. anyways) and eventually before he realises it kano is living on his own and he's just generally so lost and without purpose and augh *dies* WAIT THIS WAS ABT KANOSHIN

sry i cant talk abt a ship if i dont talk a lil bit abt the characters themselves. like ok kano has All That going on and ON TOP OF IT.... HE LIKES HIS SISTER'S BOYFRIEND. THE SISTER HE'S BEEN TRYING SO HARD TO NOT LET GO OF ALL THIS TIME. THE SISTER HE'S SO INSANELY HAPPY TO HAVE BACK. so of course that makes him spiral down into guilt even more. shintaro and kano are sort of madeup too bc ok i know in the Good End we dont rly see moments like in the novels like kano coming clean abt clearing eyes or disguising himself as ayano but i like to think these moments happen at some point anyway. so going by this kano and shintaro ARE on good terms, shintaro has forgiven kano, he's all cute smiling to him and kanos like AUUUGHHH. and sort of. reverts back to being a little bit of a dick to him.

not super directly but sort of how he was at the beginning, acting how he acts with everyone but there's like a Vibe. shintaro notices and hes like damn i thought we were ok but ig its because im dating ayano and he's overprotective. and that's rly part of the reason too!! shintaros relationship with ayano is sososo messy so kano is so ANGRY because this asshole is out there making his sister cry!!! idiot bitch!!! BUT ALSO HE STILL LIKES HIM

i think when shintaro and ayano have Their Break kano and shintaro have a fucked up little thing that neither would qualify as a relationship bc both are busy hating themselves but like. they definitely kiss you know what i mean. that pic that's like we both have problems that making out won't solve but it can't make it any worse (except it does because this is so fucking messy KANO IS SHINTARO'S (EX AT THE TIME I DONT THINK HE'D CHEAT)GIRLFRIEND'S BROTHER. THAT SUCKS SO BAD FOR HER) also shintaros internal homophobia etc etc etc. lol a fucked up moment of shintaro practicing apologizing to ayano with kano disguising himself as her bc hey i need to practice while looking at her face. and its so messed up for them both. theyre the worst

when shintaro and ayano are back together he would tell her while kano would take it to his grave and augh it brings drama between ayano and kano which is exactly the last thing kano would ever want and hes so mad at shintaro. ayano isnt rly mad she's just surprised and worried for kano, because she doesnt rly see it as omg so fucked up my brother likes my bf she rather sees it like my brother is in pain and currently suffering from unrequited(?) love i need to help him!! and starts kind of helicoptering over kano and eventually kano has a breakdown etcetcetc i dont have an ending for this but these are basically my thoughts lol

ofc there's also shintaro just dates both and/or doesn't get back together with ayano... those are also good options that i like too heh

[j3tlagg3d]

high asf so im going 2 be like full honest i kind of dont gaf abt proship shit rly anymore & im not going to act like i havent engaged w like Problematic Media and being a part of like proship hating and whatever i feel like has just been me taking my self hatred out on others u kno . like i do get thoughts of unsavory shit and im kind of tired of treating myself like im a predator when i know full well myself that im capable of engaging w fictional media and like not letting that fully absorb my brain to where i hurt real ppl. r there def ppl that r shitty and want to take it to the real world ? yeah. but thats not bc theyre Ok W Any Ship No Matter What its bc they intend 2 cause harm 2 real ppl and thats just them. ive found its actually kind of like Worse for my mental health to be projecting all the time to make myself feel like less of a bad person and etc etc etc anyways. there r def a lot of things i still wont interact with myself but srsly its jsut ppl r doing their own thing n weve all got preferences. im not abt to start like reblogging incest n whatever after this post or anything i just think it needs 2 be said it Kind of doesnt matter and it rly is just dont like dont look. anyway

[bellamygateoldblog]

if you want the truth i don't trust clexa stans' takes on bellarke either because though we have it in common our dislike comes from completely different places and they're always still SO insistent in their fabrication of Clarke as this sweet angel who deserves better and Bellamy as the scary abusive man oppressing her when that's literally not what happened at any point in the series lmaoooo like the dynamic is toxic but clarke has always had the power there, either physically or narratively (excluding season five, but that season is barely even relevant here anyway). Shipping filters everything. Like Clexas remove Bellamy's nuances completely and measure him up against this pacified, elevated and victimised version of Clarke they've created, and it really bothers me.

[kneehighcrocs]

i kinda wish sometimes that characters in shows that are outwardly bad ppl (bullies etc) stopped getting redemptions. bc when theyre “redeemed” ppl instantly forget every bad thing theyve done and how many ppl theyve hurt. and sometimes a character doesnt even need a redemption, bc ppl will ignore how terrible they are and completely shit on the whole character with a bunch of “omg no my little bean is such a tsundere theyre actually in love with the person theyre bullying” like ????

i think one example of this is boscha from toh, bc even after literally dumping garbage on her she is STILL shipped with willow. has she even made any effort to be nice to her? ever?? shes tormented her since she was around six, and ppl managed to dig deep enough to say its a relationship that should happen.

unlike amity, who has clearly made an effort and put in work to be better, towards willow and also just in general, boscha hasnt changed at all. shes still rude to willow, and its not a crowd-following thing either- even after willow is the focus of a small crowd, showing her in a positive light, boscha still picks on her anyways, ignoring everyone else. boscha is not in love with willow??

another example i think is alador also from toh. he may not be as bad as odalia, but hes only been making any kind of effort for abt seven episodes- that barely makes up for 14 years, right? im not saying hes not trying to be better, im saying that when ppl talk abt him they act like hes some hero, rebelling against his abusive wife to protect his kids, like hes been doing his whole life- he hasnt. amity says, after alador mentions the emperors coven, that ���it was always moms dream, and you just went along with it.” i dont think he was opposed to the fact that odalia was controlling every aspect of his kids lives. i dont think he wouldve changed anything if amity hadnt spoken up.

while odalia is definitely worse than alador, ppl are so ready to forgive him that they forget that he cooperated with her.

ive kicked myself off now so im gonna keep ranting

bakugo from bnha. (may include spoilers here) i havent rly kept up with the show, but ppl treat him like royalty, and for what? hes not very directly a good person, bullying the shit out of deku since they were kids, to an extent that could honestly provoke legal action- he (iirc) literally threw his books off a roof or smth like that?? not to mention he basically told deku to khs, and until abt 16 has still been incredibly rude to him, and everyone else apart from his “one friend” kirishima, who hes still mean to occasionally.

ppl dont care abt his abusive past, and his relationship with his mother, bc the show kinda treats it like a joke and smth to be ignored bc “oh thats normal.” dont him and his mum literally hit eachother? if im remembering right, him and mitsuki got into an argument in abt five seconds, while his dad and all might (i think) just sat there, and his dad just brushed it off.

if any of thats incorrect im sorry but i havent watched the show or rly anything to do with it since like 2020

and billy hargrove from stranger things is another example, bc ppl seem to ignore his racism and abusive behaviour simply bc he died (and is also conventionally attractive, but thats a whole other rant). he was barely ever nice to max but ppl talk abt him like hes an angel bc he did one good thing.

[surpriserose]

RisoDop and DiaDop :)

OUUUGGGHHHHHH 😡😡😡

Okay like why cant people be normal to doppio like hes just a little guy and people rly uwuify him for both of these like shut the fuck up especially since like? Its a little unclear whether or not doppio is a minor? Like especially in the english dub and these ships just kind of like make it worse?? Because they uwuify doppio so much like hes a violent weird little asshole too its not doppio is all sugar and sparkles and has never been angry in his life because thats diavolos job jesus

Also with risadop specifically what the fuck you cant enemy to lovers everything risotto literally hates doppio so much??? Hes half the reason his entire team and friends are dead and why risottos life sucks??? Thats unforgivable and like did you miss the part where risotto holds grudges for years???

Diadop is like i mean...i guess you acknowledge theyre different people in the worst way possible???? Like i dont get it why are people like this leave my bestie and my worstie alone

[clockworkcheetah]

Ship asks but I’m basic so… Brotzly.

im basic too so dw 💖

Who would be the big spoon? usually its todd- i think once in a blue moon they switch but its not often

Who would wake up first? once again its usually todd (the jobs he use to work are ingrained in him) but sometimes its dirk if he gets a hunch or whatnot

Do they have nicknames for each other? i think dirk would call todd all the pretty common petnames (darling, dear, love ect) tbh i cant really picture todd using petnames? doesnt seem like his style aside from saying 'dude' lmao

What happened when they met each other’s parents? uhh i mean i hc that dirks parents are dead (i actually hc he was raised by a single mum just felt right). i have various different hcs about todd parents but i have writte them in one fic so going off that i think itll be kinda awkward but i think theyd get along pretty well

How do they apologize after an argument? dirk more often apologises with words whilst todd apologises more through actions (its been a while sinced i rewatched tho but i feel like that was canon idk)

What would they be like as parents? its funny cause whilst i hc todd as wanting/liking kids i hc dirk as the opposite. but if they did i think theyd both be pretty fun parents (tho todd would be the more like responsible one :'D)

Who is more romantic? theyre romantic in their own ways. i think todds more 'traditional' romantic tho (mixtapes, gift giving)

brotzly mixtape would be a cute fic idea

What sort of gifts do they get for each other? i think todds more of a gift giver than dirk i think they usually give each other things like clothing- new jackets or gaudy shirts

Who gets jealous easiest? pfft i think they both p bad. idk if its an unpopular opinion but i think todds worse tho

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas? todd tbh. i dont think dirk ever really celebrated anything even after blackwing- i think takes a while to unlearn that mentality

plus todds like really easily excited imo?

Who is the most adventurous? both but todd moreso imo (unhinged lil man! especially in s2)

Who is the most protective? todd would fight everyone in blackwing lets not kid ourselves

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? i cant rly picture it? they probably werent too much different to how they are now tho

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*BONUS: Song to sum them up?* last of the real ones - fallout boy (look that song is perfect for them)

also when you were young - the killers

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Do I ship it? its been my main otp for like two years

thanks for the ask! 💙💛

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[ghostlypawn]

We are the tigers ?

Favourite Character: honestly changes a lot as i said earlier i realised suddenly how much i lov chess n wish we saw more of her,,, used to be riley,, but like now i wanna say cairo ?

Least Favourite Character: the dog thats a jumpscare

Favourite OOBC Cast Member: i feel like it would have to be lauren just bc shes the reason i watched it jkfdjkd but i do also love mimi, zoe and celeste ???

Favourite Current Cast Member (If Applicable):

Favourite Song: it changes a lot rn id say dont even bc it slaps it just does

Least Favourite Song: i dont rly like listening to phoenix outside of the show ?? i just prefer it with the scenes/lines in between ?? 

Favourite Act (If Applicable): ig act 1 ?? the suspense is nice

Favourite Ship: i guess kateva or clark/annleigh kfjdjd

Least Favourite Ship: if anyone ships annleigh and farrah its on SIGHT and i MEAN that (ง •̀_•́)ง (not that ive seen ANYONE say this but yknow this is the worst ship that could possibly exist from this musical) like sure im not the biggest fan of cailey but there are worse things that could exist

If There is Something I Would Change about The Musical: bring make some of eighth grade like a shortened version or something give me some cairo being explicitly vulnerable ?? also i hate most of the clothes they wear they deserve cuter fits 😔 (ik most are in sports/sleepover wear but still). also this just reminded me about when i first got into watt n wondered what it would b like it eva never filmed the confession and never got caught n she just,, continued being their captain after she murdered 2 of them and stabbed 1 of them n its just left on an eery cliffhanger kjfjkdjd

Ratings: 9/10 critics are scared of well-written women belting for 2 hours in horror without them being stereotypes. theyre also scared of accepting any media that deals with teenage mental health without comparing it to deh or heathers. watt deserved better than what critics gave it n i will die on this rock.

[soccialcreature]

final verdict (obvi all of the eps were fantastic but my rankings are):

phantom apprentice > old friends not forgotten > shattered > victory and death

explanation and spoilers under the cut

victory and death was just SO sad i dont think ill ever b able to rewatch it. that doesnt make it worse, obviously, but i just caaaaaant like physically cant deal. its too sad. im glad it was sad! i love when media makes me cry. the episode ended and i just fuckin broke down and sobbed for like half an hour. like.... dave cudve given us some happy? or a sliver of hope. maybe if we didnt KNOW that rex and ahsoka were going to survive then the fact that they survived would have been hopeful but since we already KNEW.... idk. just the fact that her WHOLE battalion died is too sad. i guess like. darth maul got a happy ending. even in revenge of the sith it was like “anakins kids are a new hope!” but here we got NONE of that. it kind of had to be like that i guess. anakin being vader was set in stone since 1980. but like... cmon dave. u cudve changed it. we wudntve been mad. it was also just really short, and im sure that wont be an issue when i watch this arc all together as a movie, but it was just SUPER short. maybe this one will move up in my list after i’ve had some time to process it all.

shattered was also really good. my my new favorite thing ever is ahsoka and maul’s interaction bcuz that was comedy GOLD. i liked that at least ahsoka knew WHY the clones turned on her, which is guess makes it a little happier bcuz the rest of the jedi like obi-wan still have no idea what happened. ugh it was still a lot tho. liked her last convo with bo and with the jedi council. and ahsoka and maul’s vision of anakin was rly cool. i think my biggest issue (which is not even that huge of an issue) with these last 2 eps is that if felt pretty claustrophobic and monotonous bcuz it was mostly set on this one ship.

old friends not forgotten was basically perfect. i think anakin and ahsokas reuinion was done really well, though i still wished they had hugged. :(. the opening with anakin and obi-wan when i first watched the episode didn’t really resonate with me but now, knowing that that’s essentially ALL we get of them in this whole arc, im really really that thats there and i like it a whole lot more now. ugh i miss them. its so sad. ahsokas argument with obi-wan was also really good. i like how you can take either side because theyre both sort of right and sort of wrong. the action sequence with ahsoka landing on mandalore is, i still think so, the BEST action sequence in all of star wars. im so proud of my girl. perfect way to start the last arc of the show and remind us of everything we are about to lose. it ties into revenge of the sith really well, i think even better than these other ones. the fact that we KNOW what’s going to happen to these characters is what makes this episode, especially because that knowledge is kind of a hindrance to the other episodes in this arc.

phantom apprentice is literally a perfect episode. there is so much to love about this. it is actually PEAK star wars. like this is the best its gonna get. why cudnt the sequels be this good? also... none of it was set on a ship which was nice. theres really nothing i dislike about this episode so ill just talk about everything that was great about it. the set pieces were beautiful, highlighted by the gorgeous animation, the fight choreography was amazing and it really felt like it was 2 real people (which is was) who KNEW what they were doing and were actually trying to kill each other, again, every interaction with ahsoka and maul was perfect, they really made his character SO interesting by making him like... right? about everything.  like he actually wanted to save the galaxy, thats really interesting. ahsoka SHOULD have joined him but thats the whole point. she has too much faith in anakin. on that note, i loved how much they talked about anakin. I loved ahsoka’s conversation with obi-wan this one also is really good at tying in with revenge of the sith, and showing how these stories happen simultaneously. the other good thing about this is that we DONT know what happens at all. in the other episodes we at least have an IDEA of whats going to happen, but ahsoka and mauls story here is completely new. this is all new information. there was even a bit of politics in there with bo and ahsoka about the siege. but ya overall id say maul is what makes this episode so incredible. he’s just great in this one. im so glad this episode exists because now i can definitively say that i have a favorite clone wars episode.

conclusion: i just wish i couldve gotten into a show that has a happy ending. why does the ONE series that im so in love with have the saddest ending possible??? i really hate to think about this but.... this series might have just been better with a happy ending. it may have been more fun to see our faves overcome all of these obstacles, even if it was hard. obvi the jedi order would have to go through some reforms, but if the series had ended with at least anakin, ahsoka, padme, obi-wan, rex, and the clones  being TOGETHER, that may have actually been better than a tragic ending. i think anakin and ahsoka’s relationship is really the heart of this series, and what reeeaaally hits is them both thinking the other is dead at the end of this series, only to meet later as enemies. it’s just so sad. dave, what do you have to say for yourself?

[matoitech]

lio and alluka for the ask meme ! also hi fess i hope you are well !!!!

hi tuesday i hope u r too!! thank u for the ask :)

LIO:

Sexuality Headcanon: in my head i usually go w bi lio.. gnc bi men.. good shit i think. but i also love gay lio!!!!! i love lio in general. he said i like men and i was like yes good for you king

Gender Headcanon: TRANSED GENDER. in my head he exists as like transmasc nonbinary but ive seen amab nb lio and i think thats a sexy sexy take too. trans lio in general.. so good. also neopronouns lio Important

A ship I have with said character: galo is like. the only one. i know what im about! theyre MARRIED.

A BROTP I have with said character: gueira and meis <3 or thyma. also think him and aina might get along. i think she’d get along w lio better than galo. they’ll all be bros ill make it happen

A NOTP I have with said character: i think cishets watching lio do cpr on thyma and thinking THAT was the romantic scene in promare and not galo and lio kiss of life cpr has made it so the biggest grievance in my brain for him is getting shipped w thyma. also shes a lesbian. i mean theres like worse ships w lio but they dont bear discussing.

A random headcanon: he rly likes things that r pink he buys shit at the store just cuz its pink and smells good. hes valid. 

General Opinion over said character: i love lio so much i see him and im just like oh my god its lio i LOVE HIM SO MUCH. i love him. i love you lio

ALLUKA

Sexuality Headcanon: well i dont rly think abt that stuff w the kid characters, ill leave that 2 actual kids (not like adults saying ‘alluka lesbian’ is bad or whatever ofc), but transhet rights is a good concept in my brain, tho bi alluka and lesbian alluka r both very good! shes got lotsa time to figure it out, her bro will support her w whatever!! god im gonna cry abt killua and alluka and nanika now

Gender Headcanon: TRANS GIRL CANONICALLY! GO ALLUKA!!!

A ship I have with said character: none! i think ppl sometimes mention her and zushi meeting and being friends and that sounds cool

A BROTP I have with said character: she should be friends w gon. i cant rly think of chars that r around her age

A NOTP I have with said character: i think ppl who ship her w gon r hilarious. can u even imagine that being how togashi ended hxh

A random headcanon: her and nanikas stuffed animals have rly extensive Lore they keep track of, tho they tend to not play w them as much now that they can go Outside and do kid stuff like eat dirt or whatever, but theyre still a comfort! also i like the hc that her + nanika + killua + gon all make like a garden or something? i saw stuff abt it a while back. also :) system alluka + nanika. 

General Opinion over said character: i talked abt her a little bit the other day but i love her character im so sad the hxh kids cant get to b actual kids bc they go thru so many horrible things, im hoping that theyll have time to heal <3 also i LOVE trans characters of COURSE. id have to reread hxh but ofc my feelings on her r positive!! shes a great character

[losersclub3000]

Stenbrough playlist??🥺(if you like the ship, if not then maybe just a Bill playlist??)

i love stenbrough!! we all good bb 🧡

1. always by panic! at the disco

okay first of all this song is just So soft. takes me apart every time. like “when the world gets too heavy/put it on my back/ill be your levy” just them supporting each other without expectation/hesitation... theyve been friends so long they Know what the other needs without words... also “im the light blinking at the end of the road/blink back to let me know” maybe not them Talking about it cause theyre young and scared and not good with words but they both Know. i need to lie down its just so soft

2. the anchor by bastille

this song makes me hhhh okay so. “you’re the anchor that i tie to my brain/’cause when it feels like im lost as sea/youre the song i sing again and again” bill feeling lost at sea in his grief and guilt for georgie and stan grounding him and bringing him back to reality... stan getting lost in his fear and trauma and thinking of bill even in his last moments...... hhhhhhh also “let the years roll on till the static comes/cause you cut through all the noise”

3. talk me down by troye sivan

just!!!!!! so sweet and soft!!!! feels very Them im tender

4. foot of your bed by shakey graves

okay this is like. both of them kind of Know that something is going to be happening when they leave derry (theyve seen it with bev and ben; neither of them write or call like they promised they would) and they just. are trying to ignore it while knowing its coming up fast anyway. “nothing’s forever/love’s light as a feather/or so it’s been said/seeing is believing/the heart is deceiving/ or so i have read” also it just has a really dreamy sort of creepy kind of feel which i think fucks

5. shadowboxing by julien baker

this one isn’t quite a ship song but i think it applies rly well to either bill or stan... “singin’ too loud in church/screamin’ my fear into speakers/i collapse or burst/whichever comes first/i know you were tryin to help/but youre only makin it worse” just,,, after it and Not Coping Well and isolating themselves bc they feel alone and no one knows how to help.. i am upset

send me a ship or a character for a playlist + analysis! ♡