#theyre not comin back this time

[sharkov]

Boys dorm goin crazy 🔥🔥🔫🔫🥛🥛

(i am shit at tweening)

[todayisafridaynight]

[com]

Commission Info (November 7th, 2023)

[full---ofstarlight]

ive seen a LOT of hate recently for modern and college aus and text fics so i just wanna say:

i fucking love them and they r so fun and i think it's a delight to reimagine high stakes genre situations in lowstakes every day settings

[softestdragon]

I was able to get some of my plushies out of storage today and I'm really happy!

[mercless]

the nose shape... 🥰

[canthandlethishit]

hmm

[thornswoggled]

its 107 time. back in the saddle. lets ride

a 29-pager. we get these. you gotta read it slow. makes it last longer

ALICE MOMENT!!!!!! HELLOOOO ALICE HELLO ALICE HELLO ALICE HELLO ALICE HELLOOOO

as i understand it taking paid leave in japan is kind of a whole to-do so makes sense why theyre spending so much dialogue on it

misread renfreds flashback dialogue as alices own thoughts and said "whoa, she finally accepted that hes her dad." incorrect buzzer sound

the jump to torrey appearing is hilarious. yes, torrey will DEFINITELY go behind his back lmaooooo

another title page mainstay genre returns: chise and ruth meandering somewhere. cant go wrong with the classics

second time in the span of several chapters torrey has walked down a long hallway with a child and given them a cryptic life lesson. i imagine if youre reading these back to back as an archival reader it will feel like "didnt i already read this scene"

chise texted alice aaooouuuuugggghhwwwooooo and alice got a present for her what if i pull my hair out what then

yeah i could have guessed philomela was getting adopted. hopefully everyone (read as: everyone in-story, not everyone online) will stop assuming she and rian are love interests since they both seem annoyed by it. and theyre both gay. who said that

return of the hospital scrub swag for chise

"we're not adults yet," yes yes yes we get it, your acknowledgement of reality is appreciated and noted

the tiny family tree is cute

i like that philomela isnt always wearing her prosthetics. i wonder if she was asked to remove them for their tests or whether she has a very alchemist-minded attitude of "i need to remind myself of my mistakes and take responsibility for them." whatever the case i like the detail

elias' "no im good" hes too funny help

"i might need to leave the college for a while" man i told yall her ass isnt going to be studying. girl help youre going to fail and youre only auditing

wait. confused about the finger situation. she bought new fingers when they went to the prosthetics guy. the muryans complimented her on them afterward. but i guess shes waiting on new ones she ordered? so was the other set she was wearing a placeholder? guess it doesnt matter that much. i like the gloves isaac made her. seems like itll be easier to draw lol

i love it when yamazaki draws elias in such a way that he looks like hes wearing a paper bag over his head

so the investigation starts at the end of march. seems to line up weather-wise for the dramatic confrontation with lindel based on what chises wearing in that scene. i wonder if after chises birthday theyll skip ahead to that point in time or if we will just see a bunch of milling around until then

elias has opinions about guns. interested in chise bringing the topic up given how strict gun laws are in japan. could house st george not hotwire a doohickey 9000 and blow a hole out the red dragons chest etc etc sorry low-hanging fruit

this page feels full of awkwardly machine-translated lines. i have to reword dialogue bubbles in my head in a way that sounds more natural. annoying to do

lil fella reminds elias of alcyone. it could be that it was created by someone, then? i noted before that its stony/crystal texture looks like the things comin off of the new mages head. and the new mage is waiting to "meet him," whoever "he" is. related?

"is it someone's creation?" oh okay so i just typed that out before reading the next panel. good. at least im understanding the implications

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK. GRRRRRBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK JBARK BARK

i was WONDERING not too long ago if elias knew chise had a brother. i thought it had been mentioned in chapter 17 or something but couldnt be assed to go check. her never bringing it up is sooooooo...

wait okay i just went back. it was chapter 19. she DID tell him. so he literally just forgot about it. i guess the drama of almost wiping her memory overshadowed it

the last time chise mentioned that she doesnt know where her brother is was chapter 86. not that ive been counting

ANSWER THE QUESTION CHISE!!!!!!!! DO YOU MISS HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO PUNCH DRYWALL

you rewatched your memories when joseph "bullied" you like, a year ago. you can do the math figure out contextually how old yori i mean fumiki would be cmon

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

SILKY!!!!! okay i thought this might be what she was doing but like. how did she do that

i guess she doesnt trust that theyll be coming back regularly. she is so fucking funny

return of selkie boy

omg meg is the person the new mage watched get eaten

oh goddamit it i thought the slider had more on it. this always happens to me i always think theres more pages than there are

so i wonder where we will pick it on in 108. are we gonna return to stella and ashen eye i wonder. or maybe we will see meg get eaten. and maybe the new mage. idk. yamazaki loves vore, so

this chapter feels like a bridge thats just kinda laying out the groundwork for stuff thats gonna happen. it reads sort of like a syllabus. philomelas family stuff is "answered," we know when the investigation starts, more yorimiki teasing, and now we are being gently reminded that Selkie Nathan exists. i wonder if this is yamazakis solution to things being dropped for chapters and chapters on end. it has been a long time since i read tamb in real time... i used to wait for the fan translations to hit maigo a month after it came out in japan. so i dont really remember what it was like before. but i do think she is earnestly trying to make sure stuff stays fresh in our heads month to month since not everyone is an insane chronic re-reader like my ass is. given that we got hildas convo with lindel immediately, i have to imagine we will go into ashen eyes/new mage/vore territory next time

[sotogalmo]

HAIIII GHANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LIKING MYO ;;;;; THE TAGS LEGIT MADE ME SO EMOTIONAL RAHHHHHH....ajd i didnt knew if i should answer via the askbox or a revlog but i decided to come here...

AND AUGHHH I READ FLOR'S PROFILE AFTER U MENTIONED HER AND SHES SUCH A SWEETHEARRTTTTTTTT...Also ths flower symbolism.........Fun fact Myo also has a lot of flower symbolism, especially in her name like Flor has.....(also as a fun fact, "Flor" literally means flower in portuguese.....Ehehehe) theyre flower friends frrr

AND THE MAYO NICKNAME....HELPPPPP......BUT MYO WOULD ACCEPT IT VERY WELL BECAUSECITS FUNNY!!!!!!!

And also i made some lil sketches of them, hope u dont mind and that they arent too ooc!!!! Again thank u soooo much for liking myo 💘💘💘/gen if u ever wanna talk abt these two or anything else (since i noticed u likes stuff like funger and evillious too points 🫵) feel free to talk with me!!!!

CLOWN!!!! CLOWN!!!! IM SHALING YOU. YOUUUUUU. IM SHAKING YOU......

I got this very early at school (it's cool, you are forever free to go into my inbox) and so that's why I took me so long to get back to you but!!!!

WUAGUAGAUAG??!!!! TAHNK YOU SO MUCH FOR DRAWING MY LIL JESTER..........

That's so nice of you,,,;;;; iagahudgaudbshvshdbsusbsh/pos

And it's even funnier. I said "What the flip" before seeing the doodles so when I saw Flor saying that. I'm wa s shocked as hell/pos

God. I LOVE how you doodled both of them, and THANK YOU for like. Noticing the fact that Flor was trained to sing louder and such (given that her songs when it was her round was Readymade by Ado),,, I don't really think others notice that and ajjshdbsjbfjsjsjdj. Yeah

You are so free to draw Flor. Whenever you want to, you are free to draw her. I get so fucking happy when I get fanart of her. It's amazing. Keep it comin'/gen /pos. I love it all and I keep it within my heart/gen

Oughahahaghaha. Myoooo,,, honestly the more I look at her hair style the more it reminds me of Cassie and it fucks me up/pos. Little girl,,, she loves her friends. ,, flower friends. Hell yeah... (And besides,, tbh,, myo kinda reminds me of roses,, wugauaguag. I see Flor playing with her hair and just being amazed on how it's structured and all. Pfft- imagine if one of the times on where they are gardening, Flor accidentally eats the soil- ushausgsudhs)

And as a thank you for drawing/doodling/just generally liking Flor:3, I decided to draw Myo!

(I was at art class when doing this so it was actually perfect timing! — I drew her on paper, the flower and the grass was edited on from my phone's photo editor)

I hold her dearly in my hands,,,,

[b1mbodoll]

i took a break from tumblr. came back to find out u did too </3 ive sent an ask once before but forgot the emoji :/ welp i just wanted to say i love ur work. i hope ure doing well. i think every couple months or so i see u dealing with weird anons.

theyre weird so they send u hate but they like ur work so they keep staying on ur page ☠️😭 i think u might know it alr but i thought this would make u feel better

also ure rly the only person ive sent an ask to and the only blog i regularly come back to.

- 🍹 (idk if this ones taken i hope not)

hai baby! i hope ur time away from tumblr was nice!! sometimes u just gotta take some time to urself :p hehe ‘s okay that you forgot but m glad that you’ve reached out before!!! u r so cutie ily

idk why sometimes there’s like an influx of odd anons and rude people, like it really is just so easy to block me rather than spend time tryin to make me feel bad for writing what i write :p idk i will always think anonymous hate is stupid n dumb. thank u for tryin to make me feel better <3 ur the sweetest

also this has me kickin my feet 💌 i lov u babydoll, im glad u spend time comin on my blog n interacting with me <3 ‘m lookin forward to talkin to ya more <3 mwahmwahmwah

[kiwibirdlafayette]

Its Gays on A Boat! (working title)

There's a multiversal threat, and theres only one group of idiots that can stop it! Its taking out the S1 Mianite world and its comin for the rest of the universes in the vast SMP Multiverse o nooo

Mianite spin off pitch; Post DSMP; canon divergent. uhh fills in what Sonja was up to during Isles and after the fact. mostly just random ideas i had i cant write prose for shit

A few years after S2 Sonja and Wag get kinda left behind. Tom returns to Astrakheins with Alice to find himself, Jordan depressedly goes off to become a pirate, Tucker leaves the universe to pursue other things

The two of them end up gettin into more powerful magics outta boredom (which Martha doesnt really like all that much) and in her explorations, Sonja stumbles upon the idea of necromancy. i dont have it fleshed out but. she talks to Philza (whos in the S1 world with Techno, pre-SMP Earth) who introduces her to Kristen. exploration of Capsizes limbo and basically she brings back Capsize

Canonically SMPEarth takes place right before Isles. and uhh While Jordan and Tom have reunited when Martha and Alice send the two back in time to investigate x thing idk i didnt finish the series yet (Mianitian Isles) Sonja is kinda just tryna help Capsize find herself again bc she didnt come back right (big ol memory issues). Post Isles Tom ends up on their boat with no idea where Jordan went (spoiler: bro ended up in the End of the DSMP, pulled there by XD) Jordan gets involved with the DSMP Syndicate bc of Phil and Techno

((theres a gap in story here but tldr; before the nuclear bomb that resets the server goes off, the trio find Jordan and take him and Tubbo- maybe also Ranboo and Michael- onto the boat and they fuck off to.... somewhere. Phil and Techno have their own way out i personally like the Syndicate ending Phil wrote i dont wanna mess with it))

A lot of it kinda focuses on the four reconnecting and repairing their faults of the past and a continuation of this multiversal threat that Jordan was investigating on the DSMP which i cant really explain yet. basically think world historian but a lot worse with quintessence stuff

like Jordan trying to make it up to a Capsize for how he treated her, but who doesn't remember him that well, Jordan reconnecting with his son that he basically had to abandon when the Realm of Mianite was falling apart, the tension between Sonja and Tom, where Sonja has kinda been Capsize's friend all this time while he was gone and regretting not being around, Tom helping Capsize through this revival state relating his own experience where he cant remember the ghosts of his past life all that well- and more!

also shenanigans. tons of mianite-style silly shenanigans cause we love some absolute 180 contrast in these damn things

other maybe plot points

Furia. yea theyre back

redbeard coping with the fact his sister is back. havent decided how much she remembers of him for angst reasons >:]

if i stick to ranboos canon ending for their character, them finding ranboo in the nether at some point

tom really leaning into the godhood of bein mecha dianite

meeting their origins alts from starborne kingdom of dianite when the timelines start to get fucky and blended together

motanite returns, and most of the Ruxomar Alts (including Spark whos been in the vast expanse with S2Ianite and comes back to roast Jordan)

Waglington. just waglington.

ok thats it for now. ill take questions i guess i know its very disorganized bc im still writing OSMP stuff and im tryna to not do two at once

[ybcpatrick]

I CAME TO PLAY THERES A PRICE TO PAY ITS TIME FOR YOU TO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS THEYRE NEVER COMIN BACK WATCH YOUR FUTURE FADE

[cathode-ray-rube]

And ya know- Other day it hits. You climb up the hill. Back to the same cemetery up top of it where you used to drink coffee and watch the skies for UFOs but this time youre drunk and the rain is comin a bit too hard and the lightning a bit too close- but you realize everyone youve ever loved or cared about- theyre in a good place, ya know? They're in a good place or they're gone. They've got something figured out. They'll grow or love or learn- They will find the joy they have always searched for, or have found it in the oblivion of death. But you're not there. Youve already experienced the heights, and are falling from grace, young, sure, but you reckon youve already seen your peak- And on this hill, rain washing away your tears- you could leave this place and the world would turn. Youve already served your purpose- a rung on the ladder of ascenion to dozen other souls- could leave today and feel nothing. Be at peace. Theyd make a show of mourning but fact is theyd already gotten used to your absence. So why linger? Why get close to anyone else?

[thatonegaybastard]

I hit post limit but sure you can show me those dudes that remind you of me!

YESYESYES HAHA OKAY THERES TWO THAT REMIND ME OF YOU AND COINCIDENTALLY THEY HAPPEN TO BE IN MY TOP 3

also by the time i post this you should be frew of post limit

the blue one eith the headphones is the JAMMER and the purple one wi the shades is the NIGHTSHADE

they only appear during blackouts and they glow in e dark!!

the jammer, when they have headphones, has a cosmetic ability called "Diversion" where they headbang to really sick music coming from their headphones. you can listen to the song here

yhethe nightshade has too cosmetic abilities: Wear, where ey move their shades ro either over their eyes, and Stare where they do this (loud warning)

theyre both equivalents of eachother theyre like a pair. and they also are rhe blackout versions of the Fed and the Shade respectively

but where they REALLY remind me of.you are there VIP variants! occasionally when you become one, theres a 1/30 chance ypu get a special vip variant! this comes complete with a cool rainbow glow and in jammers case a vool new song and microphone, anf in nightshades case a fucking sweet boombox

ill put them under the cut though i couldnt find an animatipn of the jammer singing specifically. FLASHING LIGJTS WARNING KIND OF

so cool

theres also another goo that KINDA reminds me of you but not as much as the jammer and nightshade and thats the KAIJU

its a ggiant fucking lizard that has electricaly charged crystals comin out of its back though having some kind of electric poerr would make this guy so much more unique in cool. tangent here i think more gootraxiams should have unique attacking abilities its all just grab and attack like look at fuckimg mochi im sorry but thwres nothing special abo mochi its just a brown dragon thing. give it some uniwue ability i am literally begging

it reminds me of you because i associate yoh with crystals and electricity!!! especially red crystals but these are blue so

thank you for listening to my insane ramblimg

[endfght]

🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲 i want more <3

tod waggner & kinsey oliver: tod b like 🧍 prrrety grill. dating christa or not this man is still blushing and stuttering and fumbling over himself in front of pretty girls im sorry theres nothing that can be done to change him. idk truly theyre both survivors of a tragedy??? both were/are incredibly fucked up for a Long Time after said tragedy..... emotional support friends when tod is just like a golden retriever he can be ur esa dog kins.

kirby reed & kinsey oliver: i had this in the tags originally and then was like?? idiot what are u doing sO : kirby is in the fbi now....... and probably would have been (or would have been in training but we can fudge the details ok) just starting out when everything happens with kins and mal the second time,,,, so What If she were to have helped mike (and his team) find them???? i simply think that these girls as her first case is sexy and would be exactly what she needs to throw herself into her job to rly stop ppl like charlie<3 and the man that took kins and mal.

bethany bixler & kinsey oliver: ok so it was a no on the hell priest with a love for pain and pleasure but.... what about deadites. totally different from creatures from hell........... but also we can go Not That and beth could meet kins while shes on tour w a band or something like that. kins if ur nice to her for one (1) second beth can get u backstage to meet the band for free ok just one (1) kind gesture.

jules louden & kinsey oliver: mal is related to the loudens,,, there is not a doubt in my mind that they attended parties at mals house for holidays/special occasions and to think that kinsey would not also be there is absolute insanity. jules/mal/kins (and stef too if she would like to join ofc<3) were probably an unstoppable trio when they were rly young,,, just annoying the absolute hell out of their relatives and gossiping. complete menaces if u see them walking towards u RUN. u know those holidays at ur aunt n uncles where u beg ur parents to sleep over for the night.... yeah thats them. their campouts in mals treehouse<3 but immediate Not Sweet jules comin Back From The Dead.. the first holiday that she attends and maybe mal brings kins with her.... how different their interactions would be.. but also so the same bc they all went through this horrible trauma and still came out on the other sside blah blah u kno. i think they could be neat.

michael roth & kinsey oliver: YEAH BOI. theres so mcuh that we can do with that but what can i write here that we havent already talked about???? what i cAN do is tell u some of my favorite ideas ok. im a sucker for letter threads so ,,,, if kins wants to keep writin mike letters he will answer them. or like. The FIRST letter she sends to start it off. the mental debate he has ab answering. mike interviewing them at the hospital but lowkey having the Worst Time bc he looks at kins and sees hannah and wants to scream and cry but also hug her. IDK i can keep goin i just we need to write them ok. kins (and mal) visiting mike and the others at the station a few months after theyre found to say thanks or smth idkidk thats probably dumb and a bad thread idea. they just have so much potential and the fact that we havent written them yet is a crime @graecland.

[neteyamlover69]

HI LOVELY!!! WELCOME BACK!! literally missed your post so much but totally understand not having motivation or the time to continue the series. IM JUST GLAD YOU TOOK TIME FOR YOURSELF BECAUSE THATS SO IMPORTANT!!!

now drumroll please

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THATS RIGHT ITS TIME FOR “WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT?!?!?”

* CHEER TRACK PLAYS AS WELL AS WELL AS “SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING” BY LMFAO*

hi welcome back! i’m your host 🕯 anon!! and this is my show where i tell you fun facts that leave you questioning why the fuck i know that!!!

now for todays fun fact we are jumping right back in to the cold sea to check out THE SEA CUCUMBER!!!

some sea cucumbers fight with their organs. NOW STAY WITH ME HERE!! when these guys are threatened they will SHOOT OUT THEIR INTERNAL ORGANS!!! LIKE WHAT?!?!? they just minding their business and all of a sudden danger is near they don’t have limbs or anything so they’re just like “ah shit what am i gonna do now. i guess i’m just gonna have to die- IS WHAT YOU THINK” AND THEY JUST START SHOOTING THEIR ORGANS AT YOU LIKE ITS NOTHING!!! and their organs are poisonous to predators so not only are they shooting organs at you but POISONOUS ORGANS!! they’ll sometimes just shoot out their entire digestive system. like what??? but oh don’t worry THEYRE ORGANS GROW BACK!!?!?! how are these things real man? like there’s no way these things just exist and no one talks about it.

AND THATS THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY FOLKS!!! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR A WEIRD OR COOL FUN FACT THAT LEAVES YOU QUESTIONING WHY THE FUCK I KNOW THAT!!! AND REMEMBER CURIOSITY MIGHT HAVE KILLED THE CAT-

*now say it with me now!*

BUT SATISFACTION BROUGHT IT BACK!!!

STAY CURIOUS MY FRIENDS!!!

-🕯

thank u 🕯️ you’re so sweet 🥹

they’re so real for that tho, like if i’m dying u comin w me i respect that

[soteddybeartender]

TAGGED BY @brofisting !!!! sowwy im just now getting to this like weeks later...a bunch of porn bots have been following me and it was too much every time i looked at tumblr LSKDFJ

three ships:

• moonjo/jongwoo ... strangers from hell rewired my brain and brought out the sleeper shipper that had been lying dormant in my body w the power of how hot lee dongwook is as a serial killer cannibal lmao

• char/amuro bc they are like my ride or die, theyre my everything ... hurt/comfort, enemies to lovers/friends back to enemies, mutually assured destruction, height diff,,, age dif,,, theyve got it all i lub them

• showki...i honestly love kihyun with changkyun and hyungwon too (especially in hyungwon's producer era...the producer/muse vibe is too good), but truly........i miss showki so much....i cant wait to see kihyuns big smile around shownu again TwT

first ever ship: im a notorious self-shipper, so basically me x any chara i found cute. i believe the first major one was me x link (zelda)

last song: kiki and changkyun's cover of "can't take my eyes off you"

last movie: little forest!!! i rlly loved it, i love shit that's just small town vibes and stuff about food and also taeri is a queen

currently reading: magicians of caprona lmao...also a zillion webtoons (seasons of blossom, got my second killing/stalking omnibus!!, unripe apples, whirlwind campus affair) and then like 600 comic series i need to pick back up in physical form (rose of versailles, bride's tale, what did you eat yesterday?)

currently watching: city hunter 2, trigun stampede, goblin rewatch lmaoooo, just finished attorney woo and trying to figure out which drama to watch next!!!!

currently consuming: i have a melonpan on my kitchen table i need 2 finish thank u for reminding me

currently craving: veggie chips....u reminded me i have some w the last question too.......salty/sweet combo im comin

im not tagging anybody bc i have no one to tag LOL