#theyre not comin back this time

[sharkov]

Boys dorm goin crazy 🔥🔥🔫🔫🥛🥛

(i am shit at tweening)

[todayisafridaynight]

[com]

Commission Info (November 7th, 2023)

[softestdragon]

I was able to get some of my plushies out of storage today and I'm really happy!

[mercless]

the nose shape... 🥰

[canthandlethishit]

hmm

[sotogalmo]

HAIIII GHANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LIKING MYO ;;;;; THE TAGS LEGIT MADE ME SO EMOTIONAL RAHHHHHH....ajd i didnt knew if i should answer via the askbox or a revlog but i decided to come here...

AND AUGHHH I READ FLOR'S PROFILE AFTER U MENTIONED HER AND SHES SUCH A SWEETHEARRTTTTTTTT...Also ths flower symbolism.........Fun fact Myo also has a lot of flower symbolism, especially in her name like Flor has.....(also as a fun fact, "Flor" literally means flower in portuguese.....Ehehehe) theyre flower friends frrr

AND THE MAYO NICKNAME....HELPPPPP......BUT MYO WOULD ACCEPT IT VERY WELL BECAUSECITS FUNNY!!!!!!!

And also i made some lil sketches of them, hope u dont mind and that they arent too ooc!!!! Again thank u soooo much for liking myo 💘💘💘/gen if u ever wanna talk abt these two or anything else (since i noticed u likes stuff like funger and evillious too points 🫵) feel free to talk with me!!!!

CLOWN!!!! CLOWN!!!! IM SHALING YOU. YOUUUUUU. IM SHAKING YOU......

I got this very early at school (it's cool, you are forever free to go into my inbox) and so that's why I took me so long to get back to you but!!!!

WUAGUAGAUAG??!!!! TAHNK YOU SO MUCH FOR DRAWING MY LIL JESTER..........

That's so nice of you,,,;;;; iagahudgaudbshvshdbsusbsh/pos

And it's even funnier. I said "What the flip" before seeing the doodles so when I saw Flor saying that. I'm wa s shocked as hell/pos

God. I LOVE how you doodled both of them, and THANK YOU for like. Noticing the fact that Flor was trained to sing louder and such (given that her songs when it was her round was Readymade by Ado),,, I don't really think others notice that and ajjshdbsjbfjsjsjdj. Yeah

You are so free to draw Flor. Whenever you want to, you are free to draw her. I get so fucking happy when I get fanart of her. It's amazing. Keep it comin'/gen /pos. I love it all and I keep it within my heart/gen

Oughahahaghaha. Myoooo,,, honestly the more I look at her hair style the more it reminds me of Cassie and it fucks me up/pos. Little girl,,, she loves her friends. ,, flower friends. Hell yeah... (And besides,, tbh,, myo kinda reminds me of roses,, wugauaguag. I see Flor playing with her hair and just being amazed on how it's structured and all. Pfft- imagine if one of the times on where they are gardening, Flor accidentally eats the soil- ushausgsudhs)

And as a thank you for drawing/doodling/just generally liking Flor:3, I decided to draw Myo!

(I was at art class when doing this so it was actually perfect timing! — I drew her on paper, the flower and the grass was edited on from my phone's photo editor)

I hold her dearly in my hands,,,,

[b1mbodoll]

i took a break from tumblr. came back to find out u did too </3 ive sent an ask once before but forgot the emoji :/ welp i just wanted to say i love ur work. i hope ure doing well. i think every couple months or so i see u dealing with weird anons.

theyre weird so they send u hate but they like ur work so they keep staying on ur page ☠️😭 i think u might know it alr but i thought this would make u feel better

also ure rly the only person ive sent an ask to and the only blog i regularly come back to.

- 🍹 (idk if this ones taken i hope not)

hai baby! i hope ur time away from tumblr was nice!! sometimes u just gotta take some time to urself :p hehe ‘s okay that you forgot but m glad that you’ve reached out before!!! u r so cutie ily

idk why sometimes there’s like an influx of odd anons and rude people, like it really is just so easy to block me rather than spend time tryin to make me feel bad for writing what i write :p idk i will always think anonymous hate is stupid n dumb. thank u for tryin to make me feel better <3 ur the sweetest

also this has me kickin my feet 💌 i lov u babydoll, im glad u spend time comin on my blog n interacting with me <3 ‘m lookin forward to talkin to ya more <3 mwahmwahmwah

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

OUGH OK HI

this is kind of mostly for @chases-main-blog because you're probably the only one besides toff who'll read this but everyone's welcome xx its abt my ocs and just newsies in general btw babes so if you aint interested dont read it

ok so i got back from an airshow in my city (yes yes i know government propaganda galore, planes are cool ok) because my dad was in the air force for twenty-odd years and is a huge nerd, which he has passed on to me and my brother slightly

my point being!!

the entire tme i was thinking of. uh. basically a top gun au. of newsies. OK BUT HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUTTTT

(im gonna use some terms that if you didnt basically grow up on an air base like i did you might not understand but bear w me ok)so you need to trust your squadron with your life, right? what do the boroughs do? exactly. and they have callsigns in the AF (not sure abt any other branches, lmk if you have that info but i dont think they get callsigns hah boring losers >:P) WHAT DO THE NEWSIES HAVE??? STUPID NICKNAMES THAT DONT REALLY MAKE SENSE!!! DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!!

so consider

theres no war because i say so and theye all just goofing off on base as all the different squadrons (OHGOHGOHOOHO BROOKLYN WOULD SO BE HELICOPTERS OMGGGG) and they just have a jolly old time until they get this super important super top secret mission where they all have to work together and it would be so cool

ok wait now i gotta

manhattan-F-16s, little guys that go NYOOOOM n shoot stuff

brooklyn-HH-60G pave hawks, theyre big helicopters, search n rescue (hey manhattan the calvary's comin WHO) and pararescue but they also have turrets i think and obvi everyone on board is armed so theyre like super cool

queens-A-10s cus they get to blow stuff up but theyre really slow so pick your poison, i think they'd do A-10s in the field and hang back to train on the T-38s but i know queensies would love A-10s cus they have a rotating gun on the front that shoots super fast and is just an all around cool plane ALTERATIVELY they would also be F-16s because go nyoom shoot stuff

bronx-T-38s, trainers for the big jets and only used sparingly (sorry bronx xx) i think they'd be ground control as well

harlem-C-5 galaxy, MASSIVE jet used for transportation of troops and cargo n planes n stuff and when i say massive i mean m a s s i v e like they drive wholeass tanks and jets n stuff in there, and the nose swings up aswell as the back hatch so you can just. drive straight through this giant plane, its so cool

long island-F-35 theyre pretty fast and can go pretty high so all around a good jet, not much else to say

can you tell i basically lived on base until i was like eight?

ive had a scene for if i actually wrote this stuck in my head all day abt eel n shoe and i just ughhhh ok now i have to write it but i'm gonna put a read more so if you dont want to read it you dont have to xx

a crackle and a ding came over the intercom, soft breathing following. "heya harv, it's just me n' you right now." eel rasped. harvey swallowed, bile threatening to rise in his throat.

"no no no, please-" another burst of static in his ear. "hey this is monkey to shoe, are you ok? i know-ah shit!-sorry, there's a lot goin' on, but no one was talking to ya before-?" monkey trailed off, waiting for shoe's answer. he blinked back the tears he knew were going to come, tilting his throttle up to get him higher. "i-uh, it's- it's fine, i-"

"harvey, i ain't got a lot of time, i ne-i need you to listen." eel's voice wavered, but it was still strong in harvey's ear. he nodded. "m' listenin'."

"monkey to shoe again, are-" "gimme a second, blake?" shoe snapped, maneuvering around the sky as projectiles screamed past him, missing him by mere meters. using the first name in the field was a big no-no, but it made monkey shut up, though shoe could hear him over the comms talking to the other pilots, asking if they had heard shoe as well.

his comms were messed up, he realized; he was supposed to be on a private channel with eel, and it had glitched and made it so only he could hear eel, but the entire squadron-and everyone on the ground, he thought-could hear him.

he drew in a shaky breath. "i'm here, zeke. talk to me."

eel chuckled dryly. "don't go all top gun on me, you'se the one makin it out of here."

harvey's heart seemed to stop, the air around him seeming to compress in and choke him.

"what?"

eel sighed and sniffed, the shuffling from his end telling shoe he was moving his helmet around, wiping tears. "harvey, my engine's blown and we're on enemy territory. i'm miles away from everyone else on orders from boss, it was s'posed to be a sneak attack but they got to you faster than cowboy thought-" "no, do not say what-" harvey interrupted. "harvey liam sellers, will you listen to me for once in your stupidly beautiful life?"

shoe sobbed quietly, watching his radar on his display, praying to any god who might still have love for him that it would pick up anything but the others in the squadron and the MIGs.

"we both knew deep down when we got orders i wasn't coming back from this one." eel sounded surprisingly calm for a guy who was talking about the possibility of his own death. "no, please, you can't do this to me right now, what about-" shoe sniffed, knowing he was arguing with a mind made up.

"ground control to phantom four, are you alright?" it was comforting to hear another familiar voice, the message poker carried not so much. "peachy, ground. i- everything's just kosher." harvey knew he sounded extremely far from fine, and hoped his friends on the ground wouldn't comment.

"your comms seem to be malfunctioning, i'll get saz on that asap, but are you sure-" poker seemed hesitant, like he didn't want to push buttons but was genuinely worried.

"fine, poker." shoe flipped the manual switch to cut comms with ground, before flipping it back on a moment later.

"still there?" he murmured, knowing full well there was at least twenty people besides eel who could hear him if they listened.

"never left, sweetheart." harvey almost started crying at the sound of eel's voice, and the knowledge of what he was going to say next.

"you gotta listen here, harv. you n' i both know i ain't gettin out of here alive-no, do not argue, i know you want to i know, sweetheart-you have to get home to charlie and fia, you gotta-" he swallowed, the sound audible through the headset. "you gotta tell them what happened to me, and tell them-"

the scream of a missile and the unmistakeable sound of an implosion blocked out eel's voice.

harvey's heart stopped.

"eel? eel, are you there? this is phan- phantom four to ra- raven two, are you-" the panic in his head and the pounding in his ears made it nearly impossible to see. he tried to breathe like eel taught him, but his throat seemed intent on making him stutter and practically asphyxiate.

"hoarder to shoe, what is going on? are you alright, do you need backup?" his friend sounded alarmed. for good reason, thought shoe through his panic.

"ground, i ne-i need co-ords on- on raven two, i-i've lost comms with-"

"ah, merde! harv, i'm here!" the sound of eel's voice was garbled, but it was there.

"eel? ezekiel cattaneo, where t-the hell are you? give me your coord-coordinates, i'll be right there." the relief that flooded shoe's body was instantaneous, but short lived.

"no time! they got my other engine, i've put them post on standby and i'm usin' the propellors, but they blasted those too. i think there's three MIGs, but it's hard to tell."

the sounds of the entire rest of the squadron and ground control trying to get shoe's attention faded as he absorbed the information his lover gave him.

"i know i'm goin out, so i'll say this before i die.

"harvey 'shoe' liam sellers, you are the most incredible and amazing soul i have ever had the pleasure of meeting. my life has been so much better since i had you in it, and i know charlie and fia can say the same. i need you to tell the kids i love them, and i need you to remember to take deep breaths when you get overwhelmed, okay? can you do that for me, tesoro?"

"ez, i-i-"

"i love you, you know that? you're the first man i've ever truly believed that i've loved, and the first to have loved me back." eel was clearly out of breath and choked up, but shoe could hear him as clearly as if he was standing next to him, despite the delay on the comms and the static overlaying eel's speech.

"zeke, ple- please, y-you gotta tell me whe- where you are, i can get th- there in t- time i promise, please-" harvey was sobbing. he knew he couldn't reach his lover in time before his engines failed completely, and the risk of hitting the canopy on ejection was so high there was such a slim chance of survival it was almost laughable, if shoe had felt like laughing.

"i love you, ok?" screaming missiles and static filled shoe's ears again.

he sat in shock.

"eel? c'mon, y- you c- can't do thi- this to me, baby, i-i can't..." silence and more static.

"g- ground, y-you got a- a locat- a location o -on raven two?" he muttered, his brain feeling like mush.

"negative, lieutenant."

[kiwibirdlafayette]

Its Gays on A Boat! (working title)

There's a multiversal threat, and theres only one group of idiots that can stop it! Its taking out the S1 Mianite world and its comin for the rest of the universes in the vast SMP Multiverse o nooo

Mianite spin off pitch; Post DSMP; canon divergent. uhh fills in what Sonja was up to during Isles and after the fact. mostly just random ideas i had i cant write prose for shit

A few years after S2 Sonja and Wag get kinda left behind. Tom returns to Astrakheins with Alice to find himself, Jordan depressedly goes off to become a pirate, Tucker leaves the universe to pursue other things

The two of them end up gettin into more powerful magics outta boredom (which Martha doesnt really like all that much) and in her explorations, Sonja stumbles upon the idea of necromancy. i dont have it fleshed out but. she talks to Philza (whos in the S1 world with Techno, pre-SMP Earth) who introduces her to Kristen. exploration of Capsizes limbo and basically she brings back Capsize

Canonically SMPEarth takes place right before Isles. and uhh While Jordan and Tom have reunited when Martha and Alice send the two back in time to investigate x thing idk i didnt finish the series yet (Mianitian Isles) Sonja is kinda just tryna help Capsize find herself again bc she didnt come back right (big ol memory issues). Post Isles Tom ends up on their boat with no idea where Jordan went (spoiler: bro ended up in the End of the DSMP, pulled there by XD) Jordan gets involved with the DSMP Syndicate bc of Phil and Techno

((theres a gap in story here but tldr; before the nuclear bomb that resets the server goes off, the trio find Jordan and take him and Tubbo- maybe also Ranboo and Michael- onto the boat and they fuck off to.... somewhere. Phil and Techno have their own way out i personally like the Syndicate ending Phil wrote i dont wanna mess with it))

A lot of it kinda focuses on the four reconnecting and repairing their faults of the past and a continuation of this multiversal threat that Jordan was investigating on the DSMP which i cant really explain yet. basically think world historian but a lot worse with quintessence stuff

like Jordan trying to make it up to a Capsize for how he treated her, but who doesn't remember him that well, Jordan reconnecting with his son that he basically had to abandon when the Realm of Mianite was falling apart, the tension between Sonja and Tom, where Sonja has kinda been Capsize's friend all this time while he was gone and regretting not being around, Tom helping Capsize through this revival state relating his own experience where he cant remember the ghosts of his past life all that well- and more!

also shenanigans. tons of mianite-style silly shenanigans cause we love some absolute 180 contrast in these damn things

other maybe plot points

Furia. yea theyre back

redbeard coping with the fact his sister is back. havent decided how much she remembers of him for angst reasons >:]

if i stick to ranboos canon ending for their character, them finding ranboo in the nether at some point

tom really leaning into the godhood of bein mecha dianite

meeting their origins alts from starborne kingdom of dianite when the timelines start to get fucky and blended together

motanite returns, and most of the Ruxomar Alts (including Spark whos been in the vast expanse with S2Ianite and comes back to roast Jordan)

Waglington. just waglington.

ok thats it for now. ill take questions i guess i know its very disorganized bc im still writing OSMP stuff and im tryna to not do two at once

[ybcpatrick]

I CAME TO PLAY THERES A PRICE TO PAY ITS TIME FOR YOU TO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS THEYRE NEVER COMIN BACK WATCH YOUR FUTURE FADE

[bastardsofravenkroft-blog]

I havent read back over this and typed it out at midnight. ✌🏻😶

save yourself, ill hold them back—as interpreted by an angsty bitch

Where the song opens story wise: just off the back of Party Poison, busting the Kobra Kid and Jet-Star out of Batt City, this song is about the Fabulous Four breaking back out of the city itself, and the firefight that breaks out at the wall. This brings back Poison’s memories of their and Kobra’s escape from Battery City years ago. 

Are you all ready where you are?

Are you all ready where you are?

Are you all ready where you are?

{Referencing fighting and stuff}

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

{The killjoy’s general nonsense esp towards bli. Na is just a noise, not even a proper word. They sing to be fun and annoying half the time.}

I hope you're ready for a firefight

'Cause the devil's got your number tonight

(They say!)

"We're never leavin' this place alive"

{Hugh stakes high profile trips to Battery City are very often fatal. Thses are the mocking words thrown at the fab four.}

But if you sing these words, we'll never die

Get off the ledge and drop the knife

Not a victim of a victim's life

Because this ain't a room full of suicides

We're believers, I believe tonight

{this is party poison, taunting back. Again “if we sing these words we’ll never die”, the killjoys will rebel in every way possible, even if its jist their faint voice drowning in the static. But they will fight until they have nothing left. They will fight when they have nothing left. Its not a room full of suicides. They’re only leaving this place in the ways they choose, they’re believers.}

We can leave this world, leave it all behind

We can steal this car if your folks don't mind

We can live forever

If you've got the time

{this is poison remembering how they and Kobra left, the city in a firefight and cloud of dust. Children thinking even then that they might live forever, leaving everything behind them in exhaust fumes}

Na na na na na

Na na na na na (If you save yourself tonight)

Na na na na na

Na na na na na (If you save yourself tonight)

{sometimes saving yourself means putting your life in someone else’s filthy palms. Sometimes rebellion is just screaming at the top of your lungs.}

I'll tell you all how the story ends

Where the good guys die and the bad guys win

(Who cares?)

{anyone in the desert know this wont just end. That theres only so much of a difference that they can make against BLi. And it will never be enough to save everyone, or even anyone. They will all die. But if they can anyone help at all, thats made it all worth it.}

This ain't about all the friends you made

But the graffiti they write on your grave

{Killjoys will remember the smallest of graces.}

For all of us who've seen the light

Salute the dead and lead the fight (Hail, hail!)

{theyve been throught some Shit}

Who gives a damn if we lose the war?

Let the walls come down, let the engines roar

{Best case scenario, they will make change. Theyve still tried even if they fail}

We can leave this world, leave it all behind

We can steal this car if your folks don't mind

We can live forever

If you've got the time

I'm the only friend that makes you cry

You're a heart attack in black hair dye

{theyve all got trauma ig… poison and ghoul became inseparable, bonded by blood and jagged edges, theyre the only ones who have been able to heal the other enough to function.}

So just save yourself and

I'll hold them back tonight

Are y'all ready where you are at?

If you save yourself tonight

('Cause we're comin' for you)

Can you save yourself tonight?

{jet and kobra have to hold together enought for poison and ghoul to get them out}

Right now!

'Cause I'll hold them back!

We can leave this world, leave it all behind

We can steal this car if your folks don't mind

We can live forever

If you've got the time

(You motherfucker!)

You're the broken glass in the mornin' light

Be a burnin' star if it takes all night

{the fab four are all so fucked up (and they know it) only people like them would find hope in people like them. You have to be pretty fucked up to find hope in shattered mirror}

So just save yourself and

I'll hold them back tonight

Na na na na na

Na na na na na (If you save yourself tonight)

Na na na na na

Na na na na na (Can you save yourself tonight?)

[cathode-ray-rube]

And ya know- Other day it hits. You climb up the hill. Back to the same cemetery up top of it where you used to drink coffee and watch the skies for UFOs but this time youre drunk and the rain is comin a bit too hard and the lightning a bit too close- but you realize everyone youve ever loved or cared about- theyre in a good place, ya know? They're in a good place or they're gone. They've got something figured out. They'll grow or love or learn- They will find the joy they have always searched for, or have found it in the oblivion of death. But you're not there. Youve already experienced the heights, and are falling from grace, young, sure, but you reckon youve already seen your peak- And on this hill, rain washing away your tears- you could leave this place and the world would turn. Youve already served your purpose- a rung on the ladder of ascenion to dozen other souls- could leave today and feel nothing. Be at peace. Theyd make a show of mourning but fact is theyd already gotten used to your absence. So why linger? Why get close to anyone else?

[thatonegaybastard]

I hit post limit but sure you can show me those dudes that remind you of me!

YESYESYES HAHA OKAY THERES TWO THAT REMIND ME OF YOU AND COINCIDENTALLY THEY HAPPEN TO BE IN MY TOP 3

also by the time i post this you should be frew of post limit

the blue one eith the headphones is the JAMMER and the purple one wi the shades is the NIGHTSHADE

they only appear during blackouts and they glow in e dark!!

the jammer, when they have headphones, has a cosmetic ability called "Diversion" where they headbang to really sick music coming from their headphones. you can listen to the song here

yhethe nightshade has too cosmetic abilities: Wear, where ey move their shades ro either over their eyes, and Stare where they do this (loud warning)

theyre both equivalents of eachother theyre like a pair. and they also are rhe blackout versions of the Fed and the Shade respectively

but where they REALLY remind me of.you are there VIP variants! occasionally when you become one, theres a 1/30 chance ypu get a special vip variant! this comes complete with a cool rainbow glow and in jammers case a vool new song and microphone, anf in nightshades case a fucking sweet boombox

ill put them under the cut though i couldnt find an animatipn of the jammer singing specifically. FLASHING LIGJTS WARNING KIND OF

so cool

theres also another goo that KINDA reminds me of you but not as much as the jammer and nightshade and thats the KAIJU

its a ggiant fucking lizard that has electricaly charged crystals comin out of its back though having some kind of electric poerr would make this guy so much more unique in cool. tangent here i think more gootraxiams should have unique attacking abilities its all just grab and attack like look at fuckimg mochi im sorry but thwres nothing special abo mochi its just a brown dragon thing. give it some uniwue ability i am literally begging

it reminds me of you because i associate yoh with crystals and electricity!!! especially red crystals but these are blue so

thank you for listening to my insane ramblimg

[endfght]

🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲 i want more <3

tod waggner & kinsey oliver: tod b like 🧍 prrrety grill. dating christa or not this man is still blushing and stuttering and fumbling over himself in front of pretty girls im sorry theres nothing that can be done to change him. idk truly theyre both survivors of a tragedy??? both were/are incredibly fucked up for a Long Time after said tragedy..... emotional support friends when tod is just like a golden retriever he can be ur esa dog kins.

kirby reed & kinsey oliver: i had this in the tags originally and then was like?? idiot what are u doing sO : kirby is in the fbi now....... and probably would have been (or would have been in training but we can fudge the details ok) just starting out when everything happens with kins and mal the second time,,,, so What If she were to have helped mike (and his team) find them???? i simply think that these girls as her first case is sexy and would be exactly what she needs to throw herself into her job to rly stop ppl like charlie<3 and the man that took kins and mal.

bethany bixler & kinsey oliver: ok so it was a no on the hell priest with a love for pain and pleasure but.... what about deadites. totally different from creatures from hell........... but also we can go Not That and beth could meet kins while shes on tour w a band or something like that. kins if ur nice to her for one (1) second beth can get u backstage to meet the band for free ok just one (1) kind gesture.

jules louden & kinsey oliver: mal is related to the loudens,,, there is not a doubt in my mind that they attended parties at mals house for holidays/special occasions and to think that kinsey would not also be there is absolute insanity. jules/mal/kins (and stef too if she would like to join ofc<3) were probably an unstoppable trio when they were rly young,,, just annoying the absolute hell out of their relatives and gossiping. complete menaces if u see them walking towards u RUN. u know those holidays at ur aunt n uncles where u beg ur parents to sleep over for the night.... yeah thats them. their campouts in mals treehouse<3 but immediate Not Sweet jules comin Back From The Dead.. the first holiday that she attends and maybe mal brings kins with her.... how different their interactions would be.. but also so the same bc they all went through this horrible trauma and still came out on the other sside blah blah u kno. i think they could be neat.

michael roth & kinsey oliver: YEAH BOI. theres so mcuh that we can do with that but what can i write here that we havent already talked about???? what i cAN do is tell u some of my favorite ideas ok. im a sucker for letter threads so ,,,, if kins wants to keep writin mike letters he will answer them. or like. The FIRST letter she sends to start it off. the mental debate he has ab answering. mike interviewing them at the hospital but lowkey having the Worst Time bc he looks at kins and sees hannah and wants to scream and cry but also hug her. IDK i can keep goin i just we need to write them ok. kins (and mal) visiting mike and the others at the station a few months after theyre found to say thanks or smth idkidk thats probably dumb and a bad thread idea. they just have so much potential and the fact that we havent written them yet is a crime @graecland.

[neteyamlover69]

HI LOVELY!!! WELCOME BACK!! literally missed your post so much but totally understand not having motivation or the time to continue the series. IM JUST GLAD YOU TOOK TIME FOR YOURSELF BECAUSE THATS SO IMPORTANT!!!

now drumroll please

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

THATS RIGHT ITS TIME FOR “WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT?!?!?”

* CHEER TRACK PLAYS AS WELL AS WELL AS “SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING” BY LMFAO*

hi welcome back! i’m your host 🕯 anon!! and this is my show where i tell you fun facts that leave you questioning why the fuck i know that!!!

now for todays fun fact we are jumping right back in to the cold sea to check out THE SEA CUCUMBER!!!

some sea cucumbers fight with their organs. NOW STAY WITH ME HERE!! when these guys are threatened they will SHOOT OUT THEIR INTERNAL ORGANS!!! LIKE WHAT?!?!? they just minding their business and all of a sudden danger is near they don’t have limbs or anything so they’re just like “ah shit what am i gonna do now. i guess i’m just gonna have to die- IS WHAT YOU THINK” AND THEY JUST START SHOOTING THEIR ORGANS AT YOU LIKE ITS NOTHING!!! and their organs are poisonous to predators so not only are they shooting organs at you but POISONOUS ORGANS!! they’ll sometimes just shoot out their entire digestive system. like what??? but oh don’t worry THEYRE ORGANS GROW BACK!!?!?! how are these things real man? like there’s no way these things just exist and no one talks about it.

AND THATS THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY FOLKS!!! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR A WEIRD OR COOL FUN FACT THAT LEAVES YOU QUESTIONING WHY THE FUCK I KNOW THAT!!! AND REMEMBER CURIOSITY MIGHT HAVE KILLED THE CAT-

*now say it with me now!*

BUT SATISFACTION BROUGHT IT BACK!!!

STAY CURIOUS MY FRIENDS!!!

-🕯

thank u 🕯️ you’re so sweet 🥹

they’re so real for that tho, like if i’m dying u comin w me i respect that

[soteddybeartender]

TAGGED BY @brofisting !!!! sowwy im just now getting to this like weeks later...a bunch of porn bots have been following me and it was too much every time i looked at tumblr LSKDFJ

three ships:

• moonjo/jongwoo ... strangers from hell rewired my brain and brought out the sleeper shipper that had been lying dormant in my body w the power of how hot lee dongwook is as a serial killer cannibal lmao

• char/amuro bc they are like my ride or die, theyre my everything ... hurt/comfort, enemies to lovers/friends back to enemies, mutually assured destruction, height diff,,, age dif,,, theyve got it all i lub them

• showki...i honestly love kihyun with changkyun and hyungwon too (especially in hyungwon's producer era...the producer/muse vibe is too good), but truly........i miss showki so much....i cant wait to see kihyuns big smile around shownu again TwT

first ever ship: im a notorious self-shipper, so basically me x any chara i found cute. i believe the first major one was me x link (zelda)

last song: kiki and changkyun's cover of "can't take my eyes off you"

last movie: little forest!!! i rlly loved it, i love shit that's just small town vibes and stuff about food and also taeri is a queen

currently reading: magicians of caprona lmao...also a zillion webtoons (seasons of blossom, got my second killing/stalking omnibus!!, unripe apples, whirlwind campus affair) and then like 600 comic series i need to pick back up in physical form (rose of versailles, bride's tale, what did you eat yesterday?)

currently watching: city hunter 2, trigun stampede, goblin rewatch lmaoooo, just finished attorney woo and trying to figure out which drama to watch next!!!!

currently consuming: i have a melonpan on my kitchen table i need 2 finish thank u for reminding me

currently craving: veggie chips....u reminded me i have some w the last question too.......salty/sweet combo im comin

im not tagging anybody bc i have no one to tag LOL