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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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Howdy and Barnaby Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene. *Poofs away, never to be seen again*

when they ordered the 'endless spaghetti' they thought it meant free refills

#at this point they don't even want to kiss they just want to be Released From This Pasta Purgatory #but puppets dont have teeth and the noodle just flattens when they bite down so. they cant be free #the entire plate of pasta is just one long noodle #theyre going to be so nauseous...#going into it they were like 'omg this is gonna be so romantic and cute'#yah-huh how did that work out for ya fellas....#rambles from the bog #scribble salad #laughingstock

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recallback-art · 1 year ago

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A variety of boogs in huggable shapes.

#bugs #insects #weevil #beetles #bug art #recall draws #just some guys bc i like guys #weevils are so shaped theyre like the bug of all time. shame theyre a pest having babies in my damn pasta #well not mines. but someone out theres pasta #i just like their little feets. tappy tap

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thecatspasta · 2 months ago

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jimmy solidarity please,I yearn for canary o

Canary? In a coalmine?

#hes also a yellowfin tuna....#bc yayyy #hes got wings theyre just small loll #requests are open pls send them in. I do life series/hermitcraft #i had to actively prevent myself from referencing the full malevolent quote LMAO #my art #art #pasta scribbles #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #trafficblr #traffic series #life series #life smp

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ittybittybumblebee · 7 months ago

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i want to see exactly how many people actually have thought i am for research because ive gotten this quite a few times from different people i just wanna see how far it goes

#please understand while im not doubting so much now im not going to base off everything by peoples perceptions of my online behavior but #i feel like it does give good insight #i just always have a little hesitation in me because i feel like no one can get a full scope or honest picture of myself to Know me enough #to say that i can trust their opinion of me without knowing me enough in that sense #gahh. cuz i always feel like im doing Just Fine Enough i feel normal enough but im not guhh.#GUHHGGGHGH #it literally wouldnt change anything for me. like im autistic . ok! shrugs my shoulders. i cope i cant to anything more to help myself #than that #do u guys get it. do i have to go eat bricks or do u guys get it. my internal struggle. im like sisyphus #i cant trust other peoples opinions of my and i cant trust my own perceptions #while of course self diagnosis is a wonderful thing i dont want to put a name on myself that serves me no purpose #autism is awesome but do i deserve that title when dont feel like i own it wether i am autistic or not #im just so conflicted.#do you get it. do you get me. am i being reasonable . am i just fighting a truth about myself or are my doubts realistic. but the Evidence.#im so tired #i do not wanna b one of those tiktok girlies saying theyr hyperfixated on cooking pasta #Now do you get me #all my long winded rabbit trail rambles out of me before i finally get to my one point condensed conclusion #and now i just cant delete the rest of my tags because of all my time spent on them #enjoy my indentity crisis lol #i Might delete some of these tags later

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greasydumbfuck · 4 months ago

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rotating stardew frank in my brain

#frank castle #been thinking about him in relation to the stardew characters #i think sam and vincent are reminded of their dad which is a bit uh oh but when kent comes back it gets better. two dads now #alex gets weirdly competitive with him about sports and exercise in general but then i imagine they could watch gridball together sometimes #penny........ i think penny would be equally spooked and fascinated by him. hes big and scary but also helps around town. kind to an extent #she sees him interacting with the kids once and shes like oh...... waow........#frank does not acknowledge that fascination in any form and eventually it fizzles out and she ends up just respecting him as a person #elliott and him could bond over literature a little bit i think. maybe #jas is deffo scared of him at first moreso than of the regular farmer. i also imagine shed be the first to see the soft side of him #her and vincent yk cuz theyre kids. and we all know how frank is with kids. god im sorry im spiraling this guys such a dad at heart still #who else do i have in mind. him and sebastian nod at each other in acknowledgement when passing byand sebastian thinks frank is cool as hel #him and kent get along great of course they bond over being traumatized by war and frank makes sure kent appreciates his wife and kids #hm. all i have i think. might be wrong or unpolished but yk its just rattling in my skull #sorry ive been playing stardew and thinking about frank all day and nothing else. and then i ate so much pasta i almost threw up

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cherrylight · 2 months ago

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fanon creepy.pasta means so much to me im sorry. i will NEVER follow canon ever in my entire life...... ESPECIALLY considering fanon crp is just heavily found family trope and it makes me very happy

like........... they all live in this huge manor....... thats basically slender manor (or something like that) and theres room for all the pastas to reside in...... slender.man is a tired overworked father who wonders where he went wrong in his life and why he decided to take in dozens of rambunctious killers to live with him .......

i could go on but i fear i may talk too much here........... fanon crp you are famous to me forever

#can you tell theyre comforting to me.....#i love them all.........#this goes with hs actually.....#i cant just talk about my romantic f/os alone EVER #i have to talk about OTHER characters because i absolutely adore them all #like with dave i cant just talk about him. i have to talk about the REST of the beta kids #and in crp i cant just talk about ben i have to talk about THE REST of the pastas #ones a found family #and ones a found friend group #does that make sense idk #i love comfort fandoms so much yayayayay #ashley talks

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rouge-the-bat · 11 months ago

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people who r against blocking r so wack. "ohhh but blocking should be reserved for truly awful people" ill block a bitch for calling pasta lovers boring. who give a shit

#some rando annoys me a little theyre blocked. who cares #example is real btw. just had pasta after a shit morning so i do what i want

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19871997 · 2 months ago

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#guys i was in such a baking kick over the summer i cannot stop thinking abuot a natejo bakery au #doesnt matter why french canadian jo is in colorado with a cafe/bakery but he is #nate is nate as we know him osmething or other tyson finds the bakery #introduces them dududu nate CANNOT stop just dropping by every time he heads to practice #his daily order is black drip/americano + whatever jo's special is for the day #this is like circa 2017 or smth so nate's done going thru it (avs 16-17 season) and hes in his chickpea pasta if i dont hit my protien goal #something terrible is going to happen era #but sweet sweet jo and the way he goes all shy and pleased when nate compliments his pastries and cakes and what have you that hes #desperately convincing himself that the fibre in the apple turnovers outweigh the refined sugar + sat. fats definately for sure #(one morning he's in and jo's so fucking gorgeous under the morning light that he couldve handed him a spoonful of buttercream frosting and #the macros wouldve been worth it just for seeing him)#idk one day jo makes low fat high protien banana bread ('theyre real chocolate chips though' jo's telling nate 'but there's also walnuts'#nates not thinking much beyond jo made this for /me/ and he's a little fucked if he falls in love with a damn pastry chef but jo's placing #peice in his hand and it's still a little warm and his fingers brush against his palm and his heart is beating out his chest like he just #got double shifted in overtime so maybe he's been a little fucked this whole time. tyson is going to have a field day with this revalation.#bc tyson mentioned that youve been focusing on healthy eating right?#anyway.

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newtness532 · 3 months ago

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4 more vitamins/ 60 more slides

#my hand hurts #so does my back #and im hungry #i only have bananas and 1 last biscuit 😔#gonna have to go grocery shopping again tomorrow #maybe i can buy some eggs and milk tomorrow so i can make a proper cake #or i can just buy a cake that will be easier #idk maybe I'll bake some cookies again later. theyre quick and easy #we'll see #i might order some sweet pancakes tonight if i order dinner from the crepe place #which i probably will cause im not really in the mood for cooking (making pasta or couscous)#although id like to eat sth with pesto 🤔 i think i might have some orzo (ozro? i always forget which is the correct one) i could make that #bc i already ate pasta 2 days this week #and ozro is a pasta too but it's different #anyway I'll see #jo says stuff #personal ramblings

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glsneeg-enthusiast · 3 months ago

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I would not hate you forever. Infact what is your opinion on creepypasta/marble hornets crossovers

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#for the general tim and brian proxies i think thats good when its not like.#2016 era where theyre little blue eyed blonde and brown haired uwu gay teenagers #for the skully inclusions i wish alot more people used canon skully instead of the old concept of them being jays masked state #because oh my GOD canon skully is such a cool creature and theyd fit right in with all the creepypasta freaks you know #but i havent really seen any alex and or jay inclusions w tim and brian which is a little sad #or jessica or the rest of the comic cast #i think itd be more interesting to have All of them instead of only two yknow #anyway for the tim and brian inclusions theyre all usually proxies instead of actively working against slender operator #which is cool but also redundant weve been doing this for like 8 or 9 years 😭#id just really like a crossover where its the series And comic cast w the pastas instead of only tim and brian and sometimes skully #<- even better if theyre working against slender instead of for him

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demento-mori · 3 months ago

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i keep trying to eat healthier, but its so fucking hard when fresh, healthy, nutritional food is so much more expensive than frozen or premade stuff, and it takes so much more time and effort to prepare, and the ingredients go bad so quickly, and they take up so much fridge space and you only have a single tiny fridge that you share with 6 other people, and you dont even like most of the go-to healthy meals people suggest because of the texture or smell or ingredients, and you feel too nauseous to eat half the time anyways, and-

#i dont even like most frozen foods either tbh. too greasy and oily #this is why the main thing i eat is fresh fruit #like grapes. apples. oranges. berries. mango. watermelon #theyre fresh. healthy. taste good.#theyre not greasy. or oily. or slimey. or bad smelling #fruits not really a good meal though #and theres only so much pasta i can stomach #sometimes i just have cereal. but even then the healthy cereals are SOOO unreasonably expensive #like £6 a box. when the sugary off-brand ones are £1.50 #juice as well #and yes. im one of those people who hates drinking water because it tastes gross #go on. make some snarky comment about it. i fucking dare you #this is a picky eater safe zone #vent #food issues

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randomositycat · 4 months ago

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i fucking hate the pre-period episode of straight up misery because i have 0 clue if it actually is because of hormones or if my brain is having a fucky wucky time wirh me because i went 4 minutes too long without a meal

#“you need to eat more”#i just need everyone to understand that im not choosing not to eat #i get hungry and then my brain immediately tells me i will suffer if i eat #how am i supposed to work with that #“eat something” hey id sooner jump into traffic #i knoe why my brain does it but there is literally nothing to save me #needing to eat to survive is a curse #i can eat good meals for 3 days in a row and feel fine but then boom 1 food has a weird!@#now im starving myself unwillingly for a week and a half #living off cereal and plain pasta bc theyre the only things that dont Trigger a Response #hate it all i hate it #misery sucks why cant i just feel better already

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strangledlullaby · 2 years ago

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i like to think steven had a habit of messing with his hair when flustered/shy

#art #pokepasta #strangled red #fnf lullaby #fnf hypnos lullaby #strangled red steven #the style is a lil different cuz this was when i was trying to figure out what style to draw pastas in but i still thought it was cute #idk why i like thinkin abt little habits steven had w his hair #also just a lil related i do like him w brown hair but i think after missingno it altered his appearance a bit like hair + eyes #(post-missingno theyre red but usually obscured)

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skenpiel · 1 year ago

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ketchup my delicious little friend

#wish i could carry you everywhere but i dont have the pocket or backpack space for that #make my awesome garbage food taste even better #shoutout to my darling bottomfeeders grill cheese u my ride or die without u i wouldnt have made it theough middle scchool #‘skenp you already didnt make it through middle school you dropped out remember’ well wirhout my bottomfeeders grill cheese i would b dead.#so think abt that next time #anyways. idk where id be without u ketchup baby i could put you on anythinf #i cant believe i saw somebody say ketchup on spaghetti was like weird or abnormal or gross or whatever on here awhile ago……#like. thats one of the Things u put on pasta. i didnt put anythinf else on pasta until like 2 years ago #if u have pasta u can put pesto or butter or just olive oil which is good and you cna put tomato sauce and u can put ketchup #i ONLY had ketchup on my pasta for at least the first 9 years of my life. wat r u guys talking abt #theyre lovers theyre soulmates theyre meant to be together……. what the hell else do u use ketchup for if u think thats weird ???

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yourbleedingh3art · 2 years ago

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I urge you all to consider the temperature of the food you consume and to question if it would taste better to you at a different temperature

#blog post #personal testimony: i was so used to eating warm derbypie i would heat it up in the oven every time then i just ate it cold straight from #fridge. extremely different experience. no change in ingredients but the temperature changed the taste and my level of enjoyment eating the #food #another personal testimony: warm blueberries. usually theyre served cold from the fridge but i wanted to taste blueberries pancakes without #the pancake since my fav part was always the warm blueberries taste #a warm blueberry compote by the spoonful is so delicious and by compote i mean throw all the blueberries in a stovepan and heat #cold pizza and cold pasta are honorable mentions #if something is served cold try eating it hot just to try #and vice versa #room temp things are fun to experiment with as well in either direction

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glassamphibians · 1 year ago

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hey erotic cannibalism people i started a book i didbt know anything about today and now as foreplay a woman is eating her girlfriend’s “golden brain jelly” is that anything for y’all do you know abt this

#im gonna keep reading but After dinner! bc that popping up while i eat pasta was! an experience!#its zombies but like theyre normal mostly like they just live their life #and have brain eating sex apparently which hey good for them #sister maiden monster is the title tho there has been like 1 sister mention #glass reads

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