#theyre deranged and stupid and i love them so

[flingza-roller]

LORI DOODLES !! i lazily coloured one just to show how insane they look as a squird

[1980ssunflower]

[1eos]

The thing about experimental groups like shinee is that not everyone is going to like what they put out and that's okay. I love them but i also didn't like the new song from what i heard so far it's simply not for me and i don't think sm is forcing that sound on them either they're just following the trends. I don't understand why shawols pull the experimental contemporary group card to force you to like whatever they put out people have music preferences and the fact that they keep trying new things is what makes their title tracks a hit or miss with people. For a fandom with such a superiority complex they definitely can't handle criticism and they find any negative opinion to be a personal attack on the group when it's not and that's why i stopped interacting with them as well. I also hate the styling for the song i'm convinced their hair stylists have a vendetta against Taemin because they keep putting the worst extensions on his head (On a side note the bsides are actually good from what i heard so far)

you're spitting truth! and its wild bc all the other experimental groups have had musical division for a while now and its never been a big thing? like there are ppl who really think vixx cute songs are the peak of their discography 😭😭😭😭 and then you have the red vs velvet fans who disagree then move on but bc shawols are so used to being in a bubble where everyone licks shinee's boots its making them fucking deranged. and its just not fun to engage w anything shinee bc the fans just suck ass so severely.

atp shawols are literally just armys w a better discography theyre being rabid over like you can't even praise other musicians alongside or instead of shinee without these emotional stunted idiots trying to 'clap back'.................................. and actually i was typing this i got an anon taking a personal opinion as a personal attack 😭😭😭😭 that superiority complex has warped it to where if u DARE enjoy anything not from the shinee overlords then you're delusional and stupid. its just suffocating.

shinee aren't perfect 😭😭😭😭😂 their current direction doesnt fit them, looks silly, and will not have the staying power of the GOOD MUSIC they did when sm wasn't just handing out nct reject music to everyone. oh and idk what taemin did to piss off the stylists but theyve been giving him the worst tracks ive ever seen not on a member of twice like oh my god.....................oh................my god..........and they won't stop. not just ONE bad sew in its been 2? 3? enough!!!!!!!!! enough!!!!!!!!!!

[wulvert]

SCRIPTING!! i love scripting sm every time i do it it looks so deranged/absolutely nonsensical outside the rest of my writing. i end up with results like these and start laughing hysterically for like 5 minutes instead of writing seriously when i go back to my notes/docs later

also yea that last one is related to the paperteeth fanfiction. heres two more from it bc the scripts/VERY rough ideas from it are some of my favorites bc theyre just,,,SO stupid and i need people 2 see them before any official finished work i post.

ur ocs are so fun 2 write they're so silly!! from someone who openly exposes themself as an occasional avery fanwriter she is SO pathetically worm. it rains n u would have to pick her up off the sidewalk n put her back in the dirt. she fights u the entire time. am i making sense sorry im on allergy meds ahain. anyways

FOR SOME REASON I DID NOT PUT TWO N TWO TOGETHER THAT TARA'S EX IS MR. TOAD DESPITE CLEARLY PROCESSING TOAD IS TEX'S DAD ND TARA IS TEX'S MOM. MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "SECRET TRIPTRACK TARA EX?? I DONT REMEMEBER THAT,,,TARA POSSIBLE GIRL KISSER?!?!" this is so funny 2 me now that its clicked. tara got the 2 robot kids in the divorce and toad got the race car bed n' the ability to stick to walls w/ his greasiness like how u slap those little arcade sticky hands against the wall.

thank u for the mental image of avery being soaked muddy and pathetic on the pavement i appreciate that a lot actually, shes so worm. if she was a different kind of creature shed be a worm or a wet cat.

the idea of someone actually writing abt my ocs is wild 2 me... thank u.. im flattered.... im SOO bad at scripting i usually just jump to thumbs but i feel like... it needs 2 be done and i need 2 improve.... most of mine r unintelligible

& YEA NO fair I think my only het ships are divorced girlboss and pathetic slime man in stormy castle. i think i have multiple of those. tara is happily single now 2 focus on work and her robot family and toad is not willingly single and is not focused and he is not over her 20 yrs later

[e8luhs]

6 8 12 17 18 id pick more but i feel bad

6.) speaking of tv adaptations, why would yours get cancelled? (other than capitalism)

gay people and too much swearing are really the only things i can think of

8.) what inspired your world building, if anything?

answered this one here :)

12.) okay be honest. pick a favorite oc from this ocverse.

rips off my shirt to reveal another shirt that says "LEA LUCAS DID NOTHING WRONG"!!!!!!!!!! her aesthetic and complexes have bewitched me heart and soul by accident. to be fair though all of my friends (including you beck hi beck) love lea due to her #girl swag and deranged behavior so whatever

17.) describe the "required reading" to understand your vision. be as pretentious as possible.

also answered this one here

18.) what aspect of the story would get you #canceled on twitter?

on call with cecil right now and i was like "i dont even know. i cant even imagine this." and cecil was like "people cancel you because lea is TOO controversial." I GUESS MAYBE ""BAD LGBT REPRESENTATION""??????? i have no idea.

23.) describe how everyones character gets butchered once in the public eye?

IF ANYONE MISINTERPRETS MY GUYS IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF. but i know exactly how everyone is going to be fanonized so my worst fears are like mavis: i honestly really dont know for mavis.... catriona: everyone is going to act like shes a one-dimensional mom friend i fear. GUYS SHE DOES NOT HAVE HER SHIT TOGETHER. GUYS SHE IS JUST AS COMPLICATED AND IS STRUGGLING AS MUCH AS EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!! GUYS SHES JUST A GIRL AND THE WHOLE POINT OF THE CHARACTER IS THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE THERE FOR HER AND THAT ITS OKAY TO ASK FOR HELP Sorry im passionate about this one apparently. silas: reduced to like funnyman side character because he is like filled with whimsy and boundless optimism BUT HE STILL FACES THE FUCKING HORRORS BRO.... so scared for people to forget that just because you are optimistic doesnt mean you are immature or like stupid or etc kirabo: AAAUUUUUGHHHH super softified pastel flower crown fail just because theyre a quiet and anxious person -__- like dude kirabo is like 21 years old and having an existential crisis and fighting for their life against the horrors can you get that SHIT out of here. PLEASE lea: waiting with my chin in my hands for LEA DISCOURSE QUARANTINE THREAD #18: BACK IN THE SADDLE. either people are going to use her as a depthless vehicle for gamer jokes or whatever OR shes going to get the vriska treatment so hard where people either hate her entirely and think shes the worst (which at that point is like congratulations you fell for the facade she puts up) or love her (the correct one) trinity: edgy treatment but honestly i think thats what they would have wanted. like draw them with 100 knives. so true. vladimir: he is a TERRIBLE person. he also has like depth and complexities and historically people cannot for the life of them understand that these two things CAN in fact coexist. you connect the dots from there

[misqnon]

u gotta try harder /j

I WASNT ON TUMBLR MUCH TIL LIKE.. A YEAR AGO... SO I HAD NO IDEA .... that is extremely funny. thank u

theyre in a 3 way qpr with luffy as the center

THAT ZORO IMAGE IS SO FUNYN AHFHSJD

"i like to imagine he speaks with the emojis like you typed them. (“how are you saying that out loud-”)" NAHDIAHE hes magic thats how

i have a big crush on ace too but TRACE HEATFIST.... something abt him.... idk he just hits the spot for me. i love big brother characters n characters that r good with kids.. ace fills that spot.. and then u add his silly smoothness in the 4kids dub and its like wow. u are Perfect.

STEAL THEM!! i have . a pinterest board of . meme image. silly meme image. (is pinterest something ppl still use... i only started using it a few years ago)

NO A CUP MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE... I think u were rightm.

THATS SO FUNNY... see i never thought dragons were real but i DID believe . that unicorns were real for quite a while (i never liked to admit it). honestly i didnt consume much dragon content but i did like to just. think abt them . i had this mobile game i liked playing that was just a choose ur own adventure type story . but ur a dragon. never played spyro (and didnt even know about it til i was like... 12) but it seems rly fun and i would love to play the remaster,, purple dragon ily. i cant believe ur the kind of kid who could beat games... i was so stupid as a kid i didnt even know how to play animal crossing city folk correctly .... YOU ALSO??? FLIGHT RISING???? i joined in uhh 2019? i think? i found out abt it in like 2016 but forgot and then tried to join in 2018 but it wasnt accepting new users.. and then yeah. 2019. so ive been on and off a lot but i LOVE flight rising. i love my dragons. even tho theyre mostly un-gened 1st generation dragons..

sanji is . arguably the most human of all the straw hats.. which is interesting bc he is also the only one who was supposed to be inhuman. ofc i think theyre all very human but sanji has the most moments where i can relate to him. the sanuso fic i was reading yesterday... he was so full of shame... and they wrote him hiding behind his hair.. and i felt so intensely SEEN by that. like oh my god he is ME i do all these things.. i find that my comfort characters are usually... ones who suffer a lot. i love suffering. in media.

SHREK SCREENSHOT..

"I WANT TO PUT THE SANJI FEEDING MICE AND THE CREW IS CONFUSED SCENE IN A FIC SO BAD BUT I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK ATM 😭" i will write it for u

"sanji vs. minnie mouse his hardest battle yet" oh my god........ ur mind...... wow...... genius...... crackship time (have u seen . oh wait ur not into jjk.. ok have u seen frollo x goofy... its insane...)

BEING MAD ABOUT SIMPING FOR SANJI IS SO REAL.. please dont be attractive please stop please... please . IVE SEEN THAT OUTFIT and every time i get ANGRY (not for real but y'know.) because he looks SO GOOD and i dont like to admit that.. i hate to admit that. UR RIGHT that outfit is extremely gay like wtf is going on with that tie???? or whatever it is? around his neck??? this is like gay men wearing scarves

"have u seen that post where its drawings of each of the strawhat “rescue teams” of arlong park, enies lobby, and whole cake?" I SAW THAT A FEW HOURS AGO AHDHSH

"law 1: edgy. flipping u off. deranged. a bit evil looking. kinda hot" i see u...

i love law so much he is so antagonizing and then . the contrast.. when he is stupid or cute. its wonderful.

"HE ALSO LOOKS SO SO PATHETIC 😭 SOPPING WET CAT OF A MAN" i LOVE how pathetic he looks. i like pathetic people so much.. like why are u like that.. making me pity u.. only in media tho never in real life 🙏🙏

ZORO LOOKS LIKE A DOG AHEJDHA WHAT IS THAT

USOPP?? USOPP?????? HES THE MEME IMAGE ...

CHOOPA MY GUY.. he looks so silly as a full deer i wish he did that more often

this is blue period but im running out of funny images i have saved ...

dw abt taking a bit to reply!! i am patient /gen

IM TRYING MY BEST 

sharing my veteran knowledge

3 WAY QPR IS PERFECT 

trace heatfist the magic man. skeazy magician and fuckboy

ace is VERY likeable idk a single person who doesnt like him. even my non one piece friend likes him but i think shes weak to his freckles

i trade memes like pokemon cards. i look forward to this symbiotic relationship

arent unicorns the national animal of scotland…(or ireland maybe…) THAT WOULD MAKE ME THINK THEYRE REAL

I COULD ONLY BEAT SOME GAMES a lot i didnt but usually bc i got out of the rhythm of playing them and left them unfinished. when i was younger i made my older brother play the hard parts for me a lot LMAO. ALSO DO YOU WANT MY FLIGHT RISING DRAGONS. IDK WHAT TO DO WITH THEM ALL MAN I DONT PLAY ANYMORE

i love that sanji is arguably the most emotional of the group (aside from franky or chopper, but for them its just played for laughs) and that overemotional/low self esteem part is exactly what makes him so relatable. i actually really appreciate that oda gave that trait to a male character. sanji cries a lot and is overemotional and kind of hysteric sometimes jdvbvfjdk so im glad they didnt make it like nami or robin who was like that stereotype. GOD I REALLY CONVERTED U TO SANJI TOWN DIDNT I. SORRY WE’RE ALL HERE BECAUSE WE HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND PROJECT ONTO THE WEIRDO

*FROLLO X GOOFY????* 

I HATE ADMITTING THAT I THINK HE’S HOT BC HE DOESNT DESERVE IT. BUT I DO. I THINK SANJI IS HOT. I DO. UNFORTUNATELY. in that maroon wano suit…ODA WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THAT!!!!!!!

and yes law too…listen. i have a big heart, ready to love, [possessed by sanji]

the little scarf/ascot is the gayest part 

“"HE ALSO LOOKS SO SO PATHETIC 😭 SOPPING WET CAT OF A MAN" i LOVE how pathetic he looks. i like pathetic people so much.. like why are u like that.. making me pity u.. only in media tho never in real life 🙏🙏” exactly…PATHETIC FICTIONAL MEN GO HARD

I LOVE THE DOG ZORO SCREENSHOT HE LOOKS LIKE HES GONNA BITE SOMEBODY

AND USOPP KDSJNKJ I USE THAT ONE SO MUCH

i agree i like almost all of chopper’s other forms better than when hes a little baby 😭

IS THAT MAKIMA NSCKJAS???

also u are free to keep sending me e-letters but if you want to just message on discord that is also fine. as i said. message me whenever 🫡

lets see what we have for 2day...

[separatist-apologist]

I didn't add this to Dismantle. Repair. because I felt like shit and could not force myself to write any more words, but know there is an epilogue to that fic in which Elain and Lucien go through with their sham wedding ENTIRELY because they'll be damned if they admit they were lying to the IC.

[un-pearable]

ok finished s2. thoughts:

number 1. zayne, lloyd, and garmedon definitely the lineup of favorite characters.

number 2. i hate. i hate misako. i hate her. i really hope she either a) gets some massive character development or b) never shows up in a relevant capacity again

^ some snippets of my anger

number 3. lloyd deserves a break. please. please give him a break for five minutes let him win sometimes im not asking for much. pretty much all he did this season was lose.

number 4. much to my unsurprise i think i am a little bit deranged abt lloyd & garmadon. maybe later ill be able to string a coherent thought together but like man garmadon loved his son so much he literally overrode his more or less preprogrammed nature . head in hands . like the whole thing they had going on this season where they just . Really Do Not Want To Fight bc they love each other so much even though theyre destined to or whatever. like YES YES YESSSS i LOVE stories where the characters fight so bitterly against the fate the author has chosen for them.

number 5.

obsessed with this zayne outfit he looks like a middle aged barbeque dad

number 6. very glad to see dareth again after so many years. hes iconic hes a legend he is the moment

number 7. mentally i am not prepared for the cole/naya/jay love triangle that i distantly recall being a thing that i believe is coming up sometime in the possibly near future but at least itll never be weirder than whatever the heck was going on this season between misako and wu. i had completely forgotten that subplot was a thing and was taken so offguard when it came up

so yeah overall im having a very fun time and i am terribly excited to continue. for next season, i sincerely hope misako either gets her act together or stops being relevant, i want to see more stupid team bonding shenanigans, i desperately want some more of garmedon & lloyd, and also i would really like to see some more relationship development between various pairs of the crew. also also prayer circle that zayne does some more stuff this season 🙏 also also also. more alternate outfits please and thank you

1. your taste is impeccable 🤝

2.

little miss child abandonment why are you here. literally every plotline about you would be improved if lloyd had the complicated feelings he rightfully should

3. HE DOES HE DOES where’s that tweet from the show runner saying he was made for suffering. this kid deserves the world and a push pop and all he gets is a tetris game of trauma

4. would be THRILLED to hear your thoughts about them bc i too am incredibly deranged about them and you always have The takes of all time. what a fuckin stunning dynamic for a show that’s such a delightful mess

5. zane rights to be Just Some Guy. i Need to draw this now i can’t get that description out of my head agdhfjfj

6. dareth. king of bit characters. the only ninja i respect. he only gets better and i’m thrilled that i can say that genuinely

7. AGSHDJ YEAH. the love triangle is so awkward i will remember it all my days. misako and wu? so bad i forgot it ever happened bc it annoyed me that much.

heck yeah!!!! thankfully they do flesh out more the of the less focused dynamics in the new few seasons but Oh are you in for an experience,,, tysm for the update i’m on the edge of my seat.

[dopaminerjic]

transphobic cis gay people, have you ever considered: taking all the things you claim are evidence that "trans rights activism” is actually a “cult” or whatever the fuck, and replacing “transphobe” and all related words with “homophobe”. and seeing if it still sounds so unreasonable all of a sudden. these people will give examples of how supposedly deranged the stupid gendies are like “omg1!!1!! i just reblogged from a terf omg omg i will delete immediately i hate those people theyre scum i dont support them at all” ok well if someone actually said those exact words thats a little over the top yes but. do you not also think you would be upset and in a rush to clarify your intentions if you found you had accidentally reblogged from someone who openly preaches that gay people are disgusting immoral scum and advocates for anti-gay laws. do you not think it would at least be normal and reasonable behavior for you to delete the post and express displeasure that you unwittingly associated with such a person. or if you saw someone else who wasnt gay reblogging such a post, do you not think you as a gay person might want to tell the other guy, hey, nothing against you but that person is actually violently homophobic and id feel more comfortable if you deleted the post. do you not think that would be reasonable behaviour and not evidence that you are trying to drag people into your gay cult

because, i can guarantee you that there are plenty of people out there who would see this behaviour as being exactly that and frankly the part that astounds me is the part where entire open and proud members of the gay community will turn round and do the exact same to the trans community as is done to them, without even the slightest hint of awareness. the fact that these people will accuse trans people of being homophobic for.. checks notes.. being transgender, while also advocating for literal conversion therapy. the fact that these people will go on and on until theyre blue in the face about how being gender nonconforming is good and to be celebrated until, god forbid, that gender nonconformity extends to using different pronouns or wanting your body to look a certain way or saying fuck this, i dont want anything to do with the gender i was assigned at birth, i hate it and i dont consider it part of my identity

then all of a sudden these people love bio & gender essentialism and dictating peoples identities and lives more than the christian conservatives, and its not like im not aware of just how hypocritical people can be but. fucking man. y’all really just looked at the system that oppresses you and somehow came to the conclusion that the only way to talk about that oppression is to fucking lick the system’s boot and enforce the same way of viewing the world that is the thing being used to hurt you in the first place. and somehow trans people are the ones being sexist and homophobic for just trying to live our lives?? while dealing with the exact same sexism and homophobia that cis women and cis gays do on top of the transphobia and yet the same people we have so many struggles in common with us will turn round and paint trans people as the oppressors. as if fuelled by some sort of stockholm syndrome towards the cisheteronormative (not to fucking mention intersexist and racist and probably more im not thinking of right now!) construct of sex & gender that is hurting all of us, while also pushing the exact same rhetoric towards us that the conservatives use on them and this has gone far beyond what i originally had in mind and is probably just a bunch of disjointed rambling but god am i tired. im so fucking tired

you wonder why we want nothing to do with you, not even in the form of an accidentally reblogged tumblr post? you wonder why, all the anger, all the violent words? you wonder why we hate you, even sometimes more than the misogynists and the homophobes? 

we never expected the misogynists and the homophobes to be on our side. we never looked at them and saw people who should be allies, friends, siblings; who should care about us and stand up for us, or at the very minimum be able to sympathise with our plight. the misogynists and the homophobes and all those others may come at us for all theyre worth but at least they never betrayed us

you betrayed us

whether you can see it or not, you betrayed us

[imeverywoman420]

oh god about the neurotypical post. i know a girl that thinks that saying she's depressed makes her quirky in a way and gets her attention. but she's like the most flat, boring basic bitch ever and she completely lacks self awareness too. i literally am on so many meds to function properly and she acts like mental illness is a cool, fun thing to have. she's like pretty much a grown ass woman too, a college student, but she acts like a stupid 13 year old 💀

i was talking to her once, we had a deeper conversation kinda, when i was telling her about how i view things and how i often feel detached from everything because i fixate too much on my thoughts that i forget to live basically and she looked at me like i was completely deranged. like there are so many things far more concerning about me and she's weirded out by this??

people like her lack any depth and can't have a conversation beyond the most surface level shit but they think that we are crazy and weird?? you're the weird one for not thinking about anything in a deeper way, not questioning anything. they literally make me feel glad I am like this because I can't even imagine having a head that empty

I seriously want to dissect them. The most frustrating thing to me about neurotypicals is their silence and how they withold information. WHY DO YOU THINK THAT WAY.

Theyre just so dismissive. “Oh. I dont really think about that stuff”. You try to understand why they think the way they do wndnthey just. Get so standoffish and weird? Literally my dream is for people to ask me why i think things the way i do. I love explaining myself bro. Neurotypicals cant. Its like no thoughts head empty.

A lot of them straight up dont think about death or spirituality or anything real ever. Its all like. Hypothwtical and mystical and abstract to them. Ive contemplated death every day since i was a child nnotneven in a sad way but like. Death is obviously more important than the minutia of your personal drama and whats right in front of you.

I dont understand how they dont think. This has always been a huge source of frustration for me- everybody telling me i overthink. No. Maybe youre stupid ?

Theories? Is it lack of self awareness?

[leporellian]

ok opera major blorbo itinerary for the non opera followers. yes they’re all from my top 4 favorite operas. also yes i have like minor blorbos and the like but these are my most favorites. no particular order

- leporello: my favorite of ever the guy of all time. sad and anxious little servant of Pure Evil don giovanni who genuinely cares about his master despite the abuse the don gives him in return. scared of everything. eventually is able to befriend elvira who Also has the same love-hate thing with the don and is able to let go but he’s traumatized by it

- nick shadow: basically the above but an evil au. a demon who pretends to be a Kindly And Helpful Servant but plots to consume the soul of his master in secret. is absolutely deranged and the only reason his plans manage to almost succeed is because his target is somehow five times as stupid as he is. basically that “ITS ME BOY I’M THE PS5” tiktok

- figaro and susanna: theyre listed together bc i can’t bear to separate them. figaro (yes the ”figaro figaro figaro” guy) is a barber/servant who‘s a good natured trickster type but also needs to see a therapist bc he has massive trust issues and no family/friends. susanna is his fiancee who has an incredibly short temper and looks as though she‘s 5 seconds from just kicking her enemies out the nearest window but is also the sanest person on stage most of the time. they’re a very loving and healthy couple who can communicate and respect boundaries, which the rest of opera looked at and then decided “right we are never doing that again”

- marcellina: figaro’s mother. thinks her kid is dead and that she’s incapable of being loved bc she had a kid out of wedlock, so in order to stop this bc she Does want love she decides to run a debt marriage scheme. anyway this ends up with her nearly marrying her own long lost son but it’s fine bc SHE CANT HELP BEING A GEMINI and after that she’s a good mother. did literally nothing wrong

- rigoletto: depressed jester filled to the brim with internalized ableism who works for the duke of mantua‘s court (whom he all hates). just kind of a mean dick in public but a lot of this is bc he doesn’t use tone tags and also everyone mocks his disability. loving if overprotective and paranoid father in private. if i was 20% more deranged i would kin him

- sparafucile and maddalena: again these 2 need to count as one entry. a pair of sibling assassins who live and work together and are complete opposites. sparafucile is a committed assassin with an obsessive need to follow a “moral code” and an incapability to make conversation. maddalena is an impulsive extrovert who doesn’t give a shit generally and is a proud slut. they bicker but do care about each other. yes they fuck over the entire plot with their idiocy and bad combined decision making but how were they supposed to know.

[helmarok]

more james hcs guys i know everyone loves me and my headcanons cuz im awesome and amazing

idk if i said this last time but he does have OCD. everywhere he goes he brings a mini hand sanitizer container. one big issue he has is that if they don't get to finish their motto, it eats at him the rest of the day.

he has a poison blood type (something i might have to expand on in a different post one day), which means he has a godly immune system and a naturally high immunity to poisons, even those that are fatal to the average person.

his parents are georgio and eliza morgante. yes i know its a play on the name morgan to make it italian and its funny for that. anyways jojo fans if youre reading this i named him giorgio as a joke too. moving on, they own a tech company called morgantech cuz im good at naming and theyre rich for it. nobody knows james is the son of elon musk and grimes cuz they thought he was a failure of a son so they never made him public.

some of his stims include hand flapping, rocking, whistling, humming, singing, leg bouncing, and sucking on candy, which he somehow has handfulls of at all times

they also listen to music a lot. they like upbeat songs, pop, and stupid love songs. whatever the pokemon equivalent of glass animals is, well thats their favorite artists all time. they HATE classical music and certain classical songs are a goddamn trigger cuz his stupid bitch parents and their rich old southern aesthetic

on the music thing, they always have headphones with them cuz otherwise theyd deal with a shit ton of sensory overload

him and meowth are besties that talk about their feelings with eachother at 3am while jessie and wobbuffet snore obnoxiously loud in the other room

theyre booksmart yeah but if it has anything to do with math theyve already accepted defeat

ok actually in the last post i said they ran away at 15 but i changed it to 17 cuz the gap between then and joining team rocket was way too big and annoying to put together

they sleep in a LOT

they like writing. not books or anything but more like poems, which isnt much of a hc cuz he said so in that one oak episode. they also have a little diary like a stupid nerd.

loves sweet tea

one of their hyperfixations is old cartoons they were never allowed to watch as a kid, and they sit down and watch it with everyone and is the happiest loser alive

maybe ill do a quick indigo hearts bit too cuz i oughta do that sometime i guess

in my au that takes place a while after journeys, theyre 37. they live in da treehouse with jessie, jaime, meowth, wobbuffet, and all the other pokemon including bewear. irrelevant to anything but they've won alola's first coordinator contest thing. their pokemon team for the events in kanto is growlie (now an arcanine), hidoide, mime jr, and carnivine, though growlie is less so on the team and more like a ride pokemon that stays out of its pokeball. basically hes gay married with jessie and theyre all on a vacation in kanto with the twerps for ash's retry at the indigo league. hes like family to them anyways, all the twerps are. their friendship with brock is especially strong for many reasons, one of them being that brock also lives in alola and works at the pokemon center, and because of his close distance him and james often have lunch together and talk about nice things.

i do have more feel free to ask me cuz im always willing to go off due to being mentally deranged. thanks for watching and be sure to click that subscribe button cuz only 10% of people who watch my videos are subscribed. your mom your mom your mom and did i mention your mom

[salsflore]

🖤 💌 ⚘ 🦊 ~ rebeccaselfships

BECCA !!! ♡♡ you let me be deranged ily thanks

💌 - Did your F/O write Love Letters to you? Or how do they show their love for you?

he shows his love with quality time, some physical affection and things like words of affection — but no, he doesn’t really write love letters ( cough. i would prefer to hear it voiced out. his voice is So Silly ) but at the same time it makes me feel awkward or embarrassed if he gives like a ‘long’ speech about his appreciation or anything .. wtv i just deal with it.

⚘ - How did you and your F/O come together?

also an irl answer: i was reading fanfiction LMAOO stop. shut up. i didn’t originally pay that much attention to him but i was reading one of those oneshot books w diff characters each chapter .. and then occasionally i’d read his and be like “he sounds silly” + IT’S THE FANART AHHH FUCK

🦊 - Does your F/O have a favorite animal? Or do you associate your F/O with a specific animal?

oh! not sure about his favorite animal but he seems like the type to like all animala. he is ( or was, technically ) a dragon so like. definitely associate him with that but he’s also kind of like a cat.. like a really pettable cat. he may not be a ruling archon anymore but he is an adeptus still, so maybe if i asked politely he’d turn into a cat and then i would die. he could turn into anything that’s crazy what if i just squished the shit out of him

🖤 - Show your favorite Gif/Picture of your F/O and explain why you love it so much

i have many (ESPECIALLY from lebruitestmoi and donaldakron THEYRE OUT TO KILL ME WITH THEIR ART I SWEAR AHH) but i’m not posting them here because it’s personal art & idk if they’re okay with random reposts. in replacement i’ll show his bday art and emote

i have posted his 2020 birthday image so many times I DO NOT CARE it drives me insane.. also the fucking zhongli emote is so cute waaaa .... i like his sticker because he looks so awfully cute. the little beard & moustache makes him so stupid ♡_♡ and the birthday art because.. not sure i just like the way it’s drawn i guess. plus so true i gave him that boquet (real)

[wulvert]

NEW PAPERTEETH UPDATE!! WOOOOO!!! im going insane. prepare for incomprehensible rambling thoughts about the new page below im so sorry. i cant believe i embarrass myself on the tumblr ask system in front of countless strangers for FREE

AVERY CANON POTENTIAL PANIC ATTACK HAVER!! BIG VALIDATION WIN FOR THE PEOPLE WITH "AVERY MAYBE HAS A PANIC ATTACK CAUSED/RELATED TO VAMPIRISM ADAPTABILITY AND BEING A STUPID IDIOT WHO DOESNT DRINK BLOOD AND ALSO INSPIRED BY THIS TINY DETAIL I KEEP SEEING IN THE AUTHOR'S ART OF HER THAT MAKES ME DERANGED (image below related tumblr for the love of god dont nerf the quality)" BULLETPOINTED IN THEIR FANFICTION BRAINSTORMING GOOGLE DOC!! (which is me. only me. the bulletpoint right after that is "lesbianism continues" if ur curious)

um. sorry. anyways. so the second thought upon reading the newest page was "oh my god,,,theyre kind of holding hands in this panel,,,SOMETHING AWFULS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO AVERY BUT SCARLETS HAND IS OVER HERS!! i hope they EXPLODE"

in conclusion. thank u 4 paperteeth and the work u put in,,,it has been a bit since ive found a media that scratches my brain and that i can be rambly over!! :]] if any of my asks ever make u uncomfortable/feel boundary-pushing pls let me know!! sometimes i fear i get. Too Excited over media

i will neither confirm or deny writing paperteeth fanfiction OR creating a playlist for it. however. i WILL say the songs "a burning hill" by mitski, "stray italian greyhound" by vienna teng, and "yes, to err is human, so don't be one" by will wood all help me spin definitely unrelated ideas in my brain,,,

DW I LIKE UR ASKS!!!! im used 2 being the only one insane over my ocs so its fun when other ppl r -u have a google doc!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats so cool!!! somehow nobodys ever pointed out her crusty little hands in my gay little drawings before, shes so diseased thank u for noticing huge win for me ngl- & thank u for liking my stuffff!!!!! i rly appreciate when ppl notice things that i want ppl to notice ;; it makes it more fun to put small things in for ppl to find. & writing paperteeth fanfic is so cool im flattered anyone likes my thing enough to even consider doing that.

& yeah drawing them weirdly close for no reason is my only hobby atm ngl

ahh!!!!!

[garbagequeer]

Also weird that they never mention or imply Astrid and Cody in new blood like???? He has two other kids he straight up left??

I think we need showtime to stop milking this but new blood was clearly set up for a spin-off . So I think we should get Harrison and Cody/Astor interaction . What happened to them?? I want to know

Idk dexter is a weird show because on one hand it tries so hard to validate the idea of non-biological family being real— Ie that’s at least part of the Debra vs Brian conflict and he picks Debra . Validating that she’s his real sister

And then at the same time they have him completely abandon and forget about his two other kids because they’re not ‘biologically’ his so it’s like. What’s the message here folks what r u trying to say

i think w cody and astor they just found it easier to not have them around but it did bother me that harrison could track down dexter who was supposedly dead and live under a fake identity but never even mentioned his siblings who would probably be much easier to find + it would make sense for him to do that after hannah died (like they could know each other but have harrison decide to be on his own to find dexter still and him deciding to not tell them about it and this could be like a couple of lines said in passing in an episode). or even that dexter himself doesnt keep tabs on them like it's 2022 can't you catfish your children on instagram like any good dead beat serial killer stepfather living under a false identity after faking his death following his suicide attempt obviously would?

personally i have no issue if showtime wants to keep making more content like to me beating a dead horse is essential to how tv works but id like to think harrison is for real just a normal kid with issues (im rita stan and dark passenger denier. i cant pick a struggle) so idk if that would pan out like it'd be a dexter teen drama spin-off which is silly (even though id personally watch it if they did it. but i think tv shows should be silly so im probably not representative of the target audience). though i'd also watch if they decided to stick to the dark passenger with him. what can i say i love stupid bullshit

and yes exactly i think an issue w dexter is it tries to kind of be this nature vs nurture thing but a lot of the time it doesnt work because the concept behind the dark passenger is so stupid like betty cooper serial killer genes but for boys (which i guess is bc theyre adapting from source material where it's demonic or something which is extremely funny to me like the summaries of the dexter books are deranged. also on those apparently astor and cody also have murderous tendencies bc of paul and dexter is like oh my children i will teach you the code <3).

like idk if they so much have a message or if it's just concepts audiences are familiar with that we can arrange differently because theyre ambiguous enough and audiences are diverse (like theres fans out there who think dexter was a heroic vigilante no matter how much the show evidently shows thats not what it's about so) like it's about family (the one he's born in? the one that raised him? the one he made for himself?) and cycles which you must break (harrison kills dexter)? but you can't break (harrison kills dexter)? and theyre choices (dexter didnt kill for 10 years)? but they're not (the dark passenger will always be with him)?

i mean i think this ambiguity is good in the sense that it accompanies dexter's own push and pull between facets of his own self so maybe the point is that nebulousness of a person's place in the world as a complex thing like is he a monster-brian's brother-not rita's family or is he a person-deb's brother-stepfather? he is both so he is harry's son (harry himself was also defined by duality) as harry unites all of it and he is more defined by that point of connection than by any of the rest so he often neglects one part of his life (thats why he's a fail dad to all his kids and also a fail serial killer multiple times during the show but he does honestly care) which he kind of points out in s1-s2 like he has a little inner monologue about how he's dexter but he thinks this means he is beyond harry... and yet who does he keep talking to in his head? and his perspective on his own life and self is always limited by this being the point where he stands so he cant overcome harry teaching him he was always going to be a killer because he sort of always looks at himself through the eyes of his father even as he redefines some of the non-murderous parts of his identity. i think in a way it's a lot about patterns and addictions but idk he's mostly my friend the silly serial killer from my shows

but as it is a tv show a lot of plotlines and elements simply get dropped and forgotten because something else was more compelling or more popular with fans (which i think is the case with astor and cody. like iirc people back in the day thought rita and the kids were pretty boring so they kind of exit the show which from a trying-to-build-dexter-as-a-person point of view IS frustrating but i do think that's why it happens although from the narrative pov it paints him as more uncaring or self-absorbed by his own issues of being dangerous and unable to connect/always hiding bc of what harry taught him). but i mean you cant really get much more in the sense of social commentary bc most of the things in the show consistently ignore social context and are extremely made up problems that can be reduced to a couple of generations of one person's personal biography for funsies (all while consistently ignoring most of the women of course <3 misogyny)

also the validation of dexter's family being his adoptive family through killing his biological brother was so hilarious to me like brian was a grown man who straight up did not understand adoption and dexter killed him over it instead of like talking to him about it to see if he can maybe get him not to kill his sister and also keep him and then he's like oh no my brother :( i loved my brother :( as if he didnt choose to do that i mean he's so funny

[seerofmike]

For cryptane asks/headcanons uhhh

Favorite thing about the pairing?

What made you ship it in the first place?

Certain favorite fic with the pairing you've read and/or written?

Some random favorite personal headcanons of yours?

What would they argue about the most?

Cuddling headcanons 🔫

You don't have to answer all of these I just hope you find these at least mildly entertaining lol

1. the potential >>> especially since i was RIGHT about the dynamic they would have (even tho they only interacted for 1 line SJDUEJE). they're polar opposites, in the games for completely different reasons, yet they have some similarities like gaming plus being pretty fidgety albeit for different reasons. i also kind of view them as...foils??? crypto was...not poor, but not well off. he didn't have much, but what he did have was very important to him, especially his family. octane's the exact opposite. he had everything he could ask for, but none of those important familial ties that crypto does. thats Neat . thats a parallel. because im deranged and stupid

2. crypto hot and octane hot and also theyre green

3. since nobody rly writes them but me imma have to say . my favorite fics ive written for them are Until The Sun Comes Up, Rose Bowl, and Shower Talk

WAIT I LIED i love this fic abt. octane and crypto discussing a suicide note crypto had written a while ago.

4. i hc that they both have ADHD that manifests in different ways . adhd bfs

5. publicity, pda, if in a romantic relationship. otherwise, crypto would definitely be annoyed by how eager octane is to participate in the games. from crypto's perspective, he HAS to do this. he HAS to be here. so for octane to just be doing this for fun? thats GOTTA be annoying as hell to him.

6. octane is little spoon. but sometimes. he clings onto crypto to forcibly make him little spoon. crypto doesn't mind if he's not wearing his legs, but if he is crypto will shove him off and then rearrange so he's big spoon again.