#theyre all poly and all dating

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Eddie and Jonathan bonded over- actually, their first meeting was a fight. They were fighting over the newest Mötley Crüe album, and the only one left, at the record store and almost beat each other up, until they realized they were both didn't have enough money for it. So they decided to pool their money together and share it, clearly not thinking the process through because they kept it at Eddie's house and that meant every time Jonathan wanted to borrow it, he ended up just getting high with Eddie and listening to music with him for hours

That is how they became friends

[m0on-boys]

I don't ship any of the x-men they just all fuck

[ghulah]

A Polaroid found in Papa Emeritus III's wallet of the Ghouls Omega and Alpha with Sibling Nephtys(she/he/they).

[acidicmalware]

my platonic best friend, i love you <3

[cosmicskittlez]

I bring to you 2 dating headcanons for each pairing in starlos poly posse

Starlo x Ed: -Sometimes Starlo asks Ed to carry him around during whatever missions they do, ranging from slinging him over Ed's shoulder to grabbing him by the scruff of his shirt -When Ed first moved in Starlo practically refused to just let him sleep in a hole in the ground but has since settled to allow it, so long as he's allowed to give the occasional sleep cuddles

Starlo x Moray:

-Moray was the first person in the posse to see Starlo without his hat, as they were the first he was able to get fully comfortable around

-At one point they both tried to do the kiss behind the hat thing and ended up bonking each other with their own hats, they still laugh about it and reenact it sometimes Starlo x Ace -Ace will never admit to this but the reason he sleeps in the hammock is so he can have a clear view of Starlo when he watches his westerns, seeing him sitting at the tv helps lull him to sleep -Starlo has always considered Ace his second in command even if he never outright says it, and on anyday he can't be acting sheriff he knows he can put his automatic trust in him Starlo x Mooch -Starlo is the only person to know Mooch hasn't come from the best backgrounds, growing up in a pretty poor part of New Home and often having to fend for herself. Starlo was one of few people who was willing to trust her despite her background -Mooch's new favorite thing to steal is kisses, and every time she distracts Starlo he falls for it every time. Moray x Ed -Anytime they work together be it on a mission or just cooking dinner they're perfectly in sync, able to work off of each other extraordinarily well and helping at just the right times. -Moray can get overheated pretty easily given they're a literal fish out of water so Ed acts as their shade, something he's more than ok with doing seeing as they can kiss much easier this way. Moray x Ace -They like to dance in the barn in their spare time, going from waltzes to tangoes with giggles in their steps -Moray doesn't get down in the dumps often, but anytime they do and Ace can tell. And by the end of the day Moray ends up with more love letters slipped into their pockets than they can carry

Moray x Mooch -They love to annoy each other on purpose, often making a game out of Mooch stealing Moray's rapier and Moray stealing it right back, seeing how many times in a day they can keep it going between them -Every now and then Mooch will forgo her stealing nature and instead buy something for Moray, something meaningful to them, knowing it'll be more worth it Ed x Mooch -Mooch likes to hide around in Ed's jacket and see how long she can go without being noticed. Ed can tell everytime from the first minute, but he pretends not to notice so he can hear her giggles -Mooch isn't the best cook but she likes to cook for Ed, making multiple smaller portions so can feed him and practice variety at the same time Ed x Ace -They don't open up to each other verbally often, but they more then make up for it with their actions. Ace acts as Ed's reminder to take breaks and to keep his temper and Ed helps Ace around when his stamina runs low -Ace likes to talk to Ed during the late hours of the night when they're both restless, talking about the past and future and the everything in between. Its much more casual than normal dates but they prefer it this way Mooch x Ace -Ace has a not so secret soft spot for Mooch and often admires her grit and positivity, and he more often than not helps her with her smaller thieverys -The first time Mooch kissed Ace he was flustered for the whole day, barely able to get out a word. The whole posses teases him for it but they always wish they were there to do it too

[starheirxero]

yk I love that the eclipse trio poly is becoming more of a thing bc frankly I've been making Solar and Eclipse hate kiss for a WHILE now, but now with Ruin they can both have a little cringefail boyfriend that makes them not want to beat the shit out of each other gay style (temporarily)

[velvetwyrme]

me while in the middle of writing like 4 other things: what if. soundwave/reader/jazz fic. what then.

[awfuckitssunshine]

The Ancients are all dating

Pass it on

[villainartist]

weird when ppl try to "compromise" with u over a ship u dislike by going "ok but consider if it was poly with another ship you DO like! checkmate, thats the ULTIMATE SOLUTION" and ur just sitting there baffled that they genuinely believe it

[drfirefly08]

class reunion

okano: hey did you and karma break up or smth? he's being lovey dovey with isogai

hiroto: oh, no! we're still dating! we're also dating yuuma :)

nakamura: wait what! i thought isogai and asano jr. would be a thing!

hiroto: oh yeah theyre a thing! we're also dating shuu!

kataoka: holy shit??? all four of you?? dating???

hiroto: yeah it took a bit of communicating but we're all in a loving relationship with each other :D

fuwa: oh fuck, that is a powerful and scary relationship

everyone else: oh fuck you're right, that IS a powerful and scary relationship, the world is doomed

[androcola]

"uhgg i hate going on dating sites and finding aces and polys!!!!" dont....interact with them ?????????????thats a choice you have btw.

[infizero]

showing my growth by rejecting the “every ship gets happily married and becomes wonderful parents to lovely children” mindset and admitting that many pairings should just not be parents

[orcelito]

Ykno the suckiest thing about being broken up with for someone else is that like. Well I'm doing generally fine, all things considered, but I Am kinda sad thinking about the things I've lost and all the casual affection that I can't have now.

But she's out there having all the affection she wants from her coworker, and it's just like. Damn this feels so skewed and SO unfair.

[minimooberry]

BOY WITH ABSOLUTELY NO RIZZ BAGS 2.5 GIRLS AT THE SAME TIME

“I don’t know how I got into this situation, to be honest.”

[mc-pickle-archive]

questions I have about astarion romance storyline, I have lots of thoughts about him and want help from people who have played already, uh spoilers for his early romance plot below

does anyone know if you have to have sex with astarion for his romance scenes to lead up to you both working together to figure out what you both really want?

haven't gotten to play yet, and while he's undeniability charming (like he's trying to be) I'd like to refuse him without it shutting off the romance if that's an option? I'd still want to pick flirty options when I think they'd be fun but the character I have in mind would see through the more performative bits and wouldn't really be interested in sex with someone they think is lying to them, it would fit the character more if they refused.

I'm okay with mild spoilers if it relates to his story.

I feel like the answer will be no, and given the story stuff with him I've seen I could understand why, but this game has a lot of branching options so thought I might as well ask!

and if it is possible and because of everything astarion is dealing with we don't end up fucking ever that's totally okay with me

[twowink]

are naruleo not that popular…. they won’t leave my brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unfortunately but perhaps with your help today . ...