#they're straight

[clarkes-and-god]

"Don't you want to change into your pajamas? It's 10pm!

"Uh, I'm meeting some work friends for a birthday meal. They'll be here soon, so we can go to the restaurant, since a couple of them drink."

Phone buzz

"Oh, I think that's them! I'll be back soon, Jo, but don't feel like you have to wait up."

"Alright, you guys have fun. But make sure you're, uhm, honoring Christ with your actions, you know?"

"Of course I will, don't act like I wouldn't. Anyways, see you later!"

"Hey, are you Don? I'm Tony, from, you know..."

"WookUp? Yeah, that's me, I don't just hang around outside houses for no reason. And do I know you from somewhere? I swear you look familiar?"

"What? No, I don't think so, I don't really get out much. I think I'd remember too, I've got a pretty decent memory. Where do you think you know me from?"

"Look, you can chill, it's not like I'm going to tell anybody. I probably just saw you in a store one time. Now, if you're not going to have a panic attack or something, we can get in my car and go to my house."

...

[wishfulsketching]

More of the Silco survives AU! This is part three. Part 1 and Part 2

The girls learn the truth and Silco gets a taste of a monster

[sennamaticart]

Dress Code

[queerstudiesnatural]

funny how celebrities will raise $26M for a fashion institute but can't be bothered to mobilise even a fraction of that energy and money to help the people being tortured and killed in an unapologetic genocide as we speak. love that for society. what a moment for The Culture.

[homoquartz]

a show doesn't necessarily have to be ABOUT queerness to BE a queer show. it's a cultural dialect that cishets don't quite speak.

edit: i gotta clarify that the shows do indeed still have to have actual queer characters in them to count

[gnougnouss]

There's nothing more annoying in fandoms that people who take a straight couple and call them lesbians. Like. No you're shipping a straight couple. Straightie straight heterosexual m/f ship. You can either accept that or start to ship REAL female characters but stop saying lesbians when you never shipped a f/f couple in your life it's so fucking performative and ANNOYING when there is so actual few content for real lesbian ship

[nixiecat]

the "shave your pits" guy is back in my notes and this time is being transphobic to my followers so it's pit posting time again!!!

[arabella-s-arts]

Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:

The confession booth scene.

Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.

Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.

All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)

Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.

Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.

The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.

Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.

Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."

The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.

Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.

The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.

Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.

The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.

Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.

A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.

The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.

That time when Dean wanted to say something and Cas was like, "It's okay, I heard your prayer." But Dean still looked like he wanted to say something important.

Amara: [about Dean] "I can see inside your heart. Feel the love you feel. Except, it’s cloaked in shame.”

If you want to have a more expansive list, @destiel-is-real-idgaf added to this one quite nicely.

[bluechanas]

relax bro aint nobody takin it from u

[hilacopter]

conflating diaspora jews with the actions of the israeli government is not okay, yes, but have you considered it's not okay to conflate israeli jews with them either

[lotus-pear]

it doesn't matter how babygirl ur fav man is, he will ALWAYS be ten times sexier as a woman

[aethersea]

I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.

it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"

plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.

anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.

[lutheban]

None of them are equivalent to eachother but you get the point

[higgsbison]

finally some good fucking representation

[pseudophan]

nobody knows their audience better than dan and phil

[wtscallop]

hello here is my post-canon "gordon and benrey meet up again" concept. they run into each other at a costco