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'watching a movie or tv show is so sacred to us' 🥹🥹🥹
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Get a fcking room?!?!!
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Nothing more cursed than watching 1x08 cgi bee scene and then looking up to see three wasps crawl into your room from a hole they made :)
#im gonna kms these fucking wasps wont leave me tf alone this is the SECOND NEST to live in my bedroom wall i cannot do this#i filled the hole up with silicon caulk and these fuckers ATE THROUGH IT#like wasps are one of my biggest fears im so upset rn#and i sprayed tf out of six of them that were buzzing around and then had to clean them up after and it was SO GROSS#cw bugs#cw insects#cw wasps#THEY'RE SO GROSS#renu rambles
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Zamasu 🤝 Frieza
Being genocidal & casually dropping M-words
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They're so gross, they make out too much in public.
#baldurs gate 3#astarion#astarion x tav#They're so gross#they need to make out more#they already fucked in the graveyard#whats one make out session in the middle of Baldur's Gate gonna matter?#astarion x corinna
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If Toga stans want people to feel sorry for her and her sob story, then maybe they shouldn't be utterly disgusting weirdos who say shit like "Grabbing someone's boob without consent is not sexual assault lol"? 🤢
Or maybe they shouldn't have the fucking nerve to rage at people who criticize Toga for this shit because - and I kid you not - "omg Hori made her do it, you idiots! Stop blaming Toga 🤪"?
Or maybe they shouldn't be dumbass creeps who say shit like: "Toga stabbed Ochako and you're just mad about the unwanted boob touching? lol, it's no big deal" 🤮
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yall don't know about tonsil stones I wish I was y'all
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We don't talk about the scar
#twin runes#twin runes mini#undertale#deltarune#crossover#utdr#kris dreemurr#frisk#asriel#my art#people have been asking about the scar a lot#so here you go#asriel pointed it out#it's meta because some readers keep confusing it for body hair too#being a fuzzy monster must be horrible#the amount you fur you'll have to shed...#gross#i wonder if anyone noticed that frisk doesn't brush their teeth#they're just chewing on the toothbrush#after runes
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i have so much anxiety using public restrooms
#it's honestly so scary#and it makes me so uncomfortable#im going to town on wednesday for my bday#and even now just thinking about potentially using the restroom#is filling me with anxiety dsfgkd#they're so gross#and i hate stalls with my whole entire being#and the single bathrooms aren't too bad#but there's always a chance of someone wiggling the door knob or knocking#<- does the sound of knocking scare the absolute shit out of anyone else? no ? just me? ok#idk why knocking scares me#anyway . sorry for ranting about my fear of public restrooms#do u still like me :(#adsfgsdg#kat.txt
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I can't believe Frida and fcg would literally have an Instagram for their relationship
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so on the 25th of february dan will be getting a matching eyebrow slit with phil!
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Really wish tumblr wouldn't let the project makeover app post their fetish coded adverts
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love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.
love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.
love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.
love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.
maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.
recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.
#writeblr#warm up#ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from:#15% literally don't even touch water#an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP#15+35 =50%#like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap#btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water''#which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes#ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild#i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me#but no they're just confidently wrong.....#182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6#that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week.#ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho#this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded#in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair#or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS.#men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies#i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health.#this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become.#like they don't try to hide it anymore.
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...okay, one more, because Epel's white rabbit outfit is SENDING me. everyone in this event looks like a decadent little pastry and I want to eat them all.
(credit: lace stock)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#white rabbit festival#for the record i left off some of the bows#canonically he is even fancier#deuce might be the ssr but epel is the frilly little cupcake#genuinely have not been this excited for an event in a while#and that's not a knock on other events i am just SO excited for froufrou bunny frocks#chances are good they're just going to walk around for three hours and talk about. like. the gross national income or whatever#but as long as they do it while dressed like cakes i am happy#sorry if this looks bad photoshop decided to explode and corrupt my files and i lost over an hour of work on it#so i refuse to look at it any more#posting purely to spite photoshop at this point
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Fuck it, early to mid-20's designs
#south park#sp fanart#my art#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#kenny mccormick#eric cartman#south park fanart#fanart#butters stotch#sp marjorine#i am cringe#this is like after a CD show so they're especially nasty#they also rent an old trap house so the house is pretty gross too
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great . his fiancée is highly intoxicated and out of her fucking mind tonight ━━ just what he needed after a long nine hour shift and cumbersome conversation with his ex - girlfriend . he should've seen this coming . foolish that he hadn't . vivienne has never been one to conceal jealous tendencies and under normal state of affairs , he found it endearing and ridiculously sexy . but today was a rare occurrence . he's exhausted and wants nothing more than to huddle under warm bed sheets , preferably with her wrapped in his embrace . unfortunately by the look on angelic feats , isn't fully sure if that would be possible . he audibly sighs , loosening his neck tie as he steps further into home that felt much colder whenever she's upset with him . stare falls to the hefty glass of wine in her hold , jutting his chin out . " how much have you had to drink , viv ? you're slurring your words . " and talking nonsense , but he knows better than to voice the latter . " we're not having this conversation tonight , alright ? not when you're like this . not when you're too drunk to hear a word i'm fucking saying . put the glass down and come to bed . right now . i'm serious . you're being irrational . "
this is what spiraling looks like . on her third ─── now fourth glass of wine , trying to pretend like she didn't see it . the two of them together : noah and jess . her pictures don't do her enough justice . she's beautiful . vivienne can see why noah wanted to marry her . it's gobsmacking seeing him with someone else . that's never happened before . it's unsettling . she's hardly listening to him at all , finishing that fourth serving with reckless abandon . " i wonder ... if this was what you said to her , after she was listened to us fucking on your desk at work ... and you , " she pauses , tipping her glass in noah's direction , " ── you ran right home to her , right after you came in me ... i'm so , so , so curious , did you fuck her that night too ? "
#noah & vivienne.#he's holding onto his sanity for dear life i fear#we know how this ends#angry f8cking until the morning#they're so gross#he's trying to stay calm ...#but i just know he's gonna snAP
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