#they're serious but

[rabid-transcendentalist]

when I have to take 5x as long to spam the moots with evil boops:

[egophiliac]

2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS

[cinderoo]

miners have rights

[fashketchums]

[yuukirita]

In Babybee AU how Autobots is doing with bee meets each other are they going be okay for him?

I'm not sure what you're asking- But yes. In the BabyBee au the autobots are doing a good job at taking care of him... Eventually.

If you're asking how he reacts to them- well he's happy to see a lot of different bots! Though he is now very aware he is 'Accidentally stomped on' height.

I just think Ultra Magnus rarely looks down- but after this he has a presentation about the importance of looking where you walk. Especially since this ISN'T THE FIRST TIME HE'S BEEN STEPPED ON. He also tries to make B-127 more visible but He's already bright yellow... So he puts a balloon on him.

Ultra Magnus takes safety very seriously.

[aithusarosekiller]

Imagine Sirius finding out about Jegulus through one of James' REVOLTINGLY sappy pet names because we all know that James is a mean little shit who thinks he's hilarious.

Like James only uses the pet names so he can irritate Regulus because 'James, I have a reputation to uphold that shall not be sallied by your foolish ludicrousity' and he finds it hilarious to watch Regulus scowl and grumpily swat at him whenever he says something gross like 'baby' 'my angel' 'angelface' 'honeybun' or my personal favourite 'babydoll'. It's just his sense of humour, he never uses normal nicknames anymore because the stupid ones are ingrained in his mind to an irreparable degree.

And it becomes such a habit that one time he just forgets that Sirius doesn't know and by that point, Regulus is so used to simply tuning it out in the hopes he'll eventually get bored and stop (he won't) that they don't realise for at least 20 seconds that James just walked into the brothers' flat and said 'Hi pads, haven't seen you all week! Hey babydoll, ooo, that really is a nice new jumper'

They both realise at the same time and it takes a further second for Sirius' face of morph into DISGUST. And it's not at the fact they're together but at the ABYSMAL name choice. Regulus is instantly fuming and desperately trying to explain that it's James being pathetic and making an idiotic joke but Sirius doesn't even buy it. He goes the rest of his life telling people about it and Regulus goes mad. James finds it so fucking funny but apologises for accidentally making it bigger than a joke between the two of them. He is eventually forgiven but he's banned from saying half of the silly names ever again.

[liv0]

Get a room omg???

This is crazy

[civanguneri]

A good chunk of what Levi bit back went unanswered, brushed over while Civan reminded himself to breathe. "It was given to me." He rolled his eyes, "by a member of staff not blind by bias." Thankfully, their tiff was mostly contained. His mother never had a poor encounter or lackluster service, otherwise, he'd never be here. A loud gruff scoff parted his lips, and he eyed Levi sharply as he stepped closer. The line of his shoulders stiffened, his jaw rigid. "Pah." Civan shook his head, "Of course... I had to have done something." Last he checked existing at a public event wasn't a crime. "She's the problem, not me." It was starting to dry, but a corner patch of his pale blue suit jacket was clearly darker. Damp and smelling of champagne, "I have evidence." Something about the other man stood there, glaring daggers, made Civan feel the impulse to be more quarrelsome. "She's lucky I don't file a complaint." It was a very empty threat. At the end of the day all Civan wanted was to be left alone. That didn't mean he wasn't inclined to let his mouth run away from him. "So, pipe down." He never got that saying, but apparently telling someone to calm down was bad. He'd been trying alternatives.

Levi suspiciously eyed Civan, hell bent on predicting what ulterior strategy would be attempted next. A small, satisfied smirk remained at the corner of his lips while the other man shifted upright entirely, as if that would be any help with both of their frames towering identially. This might've been the most entertaining thing he’d witnessed so far that evening. No surprise this encounter would bore him quicker than initially believed. “Yeah, nice try. Don’t have a hand in the event planning.” His shoulders casually shrugged. With how Civan seemingly kept close tabs on the resort staff, he couldn’t even recall that minute detail? Rich. 

“Looks like you were the one educating yourself.” He snide, nodding towards the resort’s informational pamphlet held within the insufferable individual’s hand. “What definition were you looking up?” Though as Guneri decidedly ranted onwards with slandering the event, Levi’s stance flared at one particular mention. Restaurant and catering staff manager. Everything else went out the window all at once.

Footing forward, his glare shot daggers in the opposite direction. “— What did you do that upset her?” Patience waning. 

[cyellolemon]

Mairuma fanarts again, had to draw Kalego's fluffy familiar form because he's everything to me <333 + trying to figure out how to draw this trio

[postpendulum]

Damian's new classmate was what most people would deem as strange, Damian however could not see him as anything other than suspicious. Daniel Knight had joined in the midst of the school year, claiming to have moved here with his father Fredric Knight (first area of suspicion, a parent willingly moving both them and their child to Gotham) for a new start following his fathers divorce. The boy was reclusive when not spoken to directly, however he would not stop talking when a topic of his interest would come up. After searching further into his past (as he does with all his classmates) Damian found a relatively normal past, the only outstanding things being a noticeable drop in grades at the beginnings of freshman year relating to an undisclosed accident resulting in lichtenberg scarring starting from Daniels palm, and presumably up his arm being hidden by his sleeve. Apparently this accident left Daniel with irregular tremors and, every once in a blue moon, seizures. Damian had thought about taking this suspicious blockage of information to Tim or the Bat Computer to be bypassed, however the idea of sharing Daniel this cases existence with the rest of his family for some unexplained reason bothered him greatly, so Damian has come to the decision to figure out Knight’s true intentions on his own.

Meanwhile Danny’s just trying to live his new, semi-normal life in peace. After a reveal gone wrong results in some good old vivisection, Jazz Sam and Tucker recruit the help of Clockwork to find Danny a new home, where he can heal from both the physical and mental wounds. Clockwork ends up dumping Danny into the DC universe alongside Fright Knight, who was insistent on going with him, feeling responsible in helping to protect his young prince now since he feels he failed the first time. So with a bit of spacetime razzle dazzle, Tucker messing with stuff he probably shouldn't have messed with and a very tearful goodbye with promises to check in every day, Danny goes off to start his new life as Daniel Knight. It was going ok so far, he took half the year to himself, focusing on healing. Also so Frighty could adjust to the whole pretending to be human thing. Danny doesn't have any friends yet, and to be honest hasn't made the effort to make any (Jazz would be disappointed if she knew that), but there's this one boy in Danny's class who might be even weirder than him. Danny can feel Damian's eyes on him, knows how he follows him around without a sound (Danny really shouldn't be able to tell, he only knows because he isn't fully human(and in a weird way, Danny thinks that's kinda cool)), and whenever they do make eye contact Danny can see and feel the boy fluster and shy away.

Maybe he just needs a friend too.

[the-crooked-library]

does anyone else think about Spike and Giles looking at each other and seeing a personification of the most despised and vulnerable aspects of their own past or is it just me

[statisticalcats2]

I feel like a lot of people, even if they don't realize it, just truly do think that Jews are supposed to be a minority with little power wherever they are and it's bad and suspicious when they're not.

Criticize all the Muslim majority countries there that have it enshrined in law that the government needs to be majority Muslim and only Muslims can hold the highest positions and then maybe I'll trust you're sincere in your concerns about Israel "fixing the game to always keep Jews in power".

[angstflavoured]

i never realized, in the beginning of weirdmaggedon 1, bill says that he's "been trapped inside my own decaying dimension." Ik a lot of people depict him like going other places after destroying his universe, but I guess that he really couldn't. that was the whole point of him trying to get ford to build the portal for him, so he WOULDN'T be stuck in the 2d dimension. everyone he met, he met through traveling through the nightmare dimension and the dreamscape. He'd never seen any of them in person.... which would mean that his physical self had to be stuck on euclydia, right??? that means every time he wasn't invading people's dreams, every time he woke up, he was right back at his home dimension where he killed everyone. Just kinda... i dunno, floating in space? like oh my fucking god, no wonder he was never able to get over it for millions of years. jesus christ yeah the guy needs therapy, every single one of his wounds are scabs that never got to even start the healing process.

[moon-light-bow]

tbh this entire page absolutely destroys me in ways i cannot express through words

but i can't take it too seriously either because this is how i genuinely imagine fiddleford tearing the photo apart and writing the "try to forget" on it

[lazylittledragon]

sillies from twitter

[bitchthefuck1]

At the end of the day, they're still just little kids making noise outside his office.