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its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"

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This is what scrolling feels like when you do it right

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friendship activities

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when they put babies in little sleeping bags... petition to make the entire world colder... we need to stop global warming

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brainrot brainrot brainrot

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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

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riverdale was not great because it asked what if everyone was gay. what if two girls who have never felt at home in their bodies or their (heterosexual) relationships were intergalactic soulmates the whole time. what if the homophobic cop and bigoted uncle were secretly together and got murdered by betty’s ex-half brother while cruising for a third. what if the ex-half brother was a cam boy criminal gay married to her real half brother fbi agent. what if the mommy issues caricature was a dominatrix and tormented her daughter because she had been taught that her own same-sex tendencies were “impure”. IT WAS GREAT BECAUSE THEY STILL FOUND THE TIME TO QUEERBAIT.

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ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time

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they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

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feel like there’s overall a push in society to validate “lowbrow” art in a weird way. like the whole phenomenon of booktok defending the right to read trashy romance books (fine) but also wanting it to be seen as on an equal level with actual literature. the push for the oscar’s and other award shows to reward blockbuster movies because obviously how much money a movie makes is directly correlated with its artistic merits. i guess i will go to bat for being a pretentious freak!!!

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You could be heading away from the endless middle and towards the bottom of the top. Do you want a deal with the devil?

SUCCESSION (2018–2023) S03E09: All The Bells Say

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It's a good thing Sisko shaved his head. In the Pale Moonlight is a bald man's soliloquy. A man with hair couldn't do that.

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i just KNOW they would've loved minecraft...