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Listen, I’m not gonna lie to you
That ending fucking BOGGLED ME
I was like I THOUGHT?? THIS HAPPENED?? BEFORE?? AND NOW WE’RE IN A SEQUEL?? BUT YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THIS WAS HAPPENING IN REAL TIME ALL ALONG???
ALONG THE TIMELINE OF THE OTHER TEST WITH SURGEON SIMULATOR 3???
WHY AM I CRYING BECAUSE THAT WAS SO FUCKING CLEVER AND BEAUTIFUL?
AS ALWAYS, ABSOLUTE IMMACULATE TIMING WITH THE REVEAL IN THESE SAW MOVIES
I NEVER SAW THAT COMING
Okay I’m sorry
BUT I AM FOREVER FULL THAT WAS AMAZING AKSBKGB
This one was losing me a little bit in comparison to the other ones (Even though we love our hot ass swat man WHO’S JUST TRYING TO SAVE HIS FRIENDS AND DO HIS BEST AND WE LOVE HIM FOR IT SOBS)
BUT ALSO DETECTIVE DAD JUST FUCKING DIED??? AFTER ALL THAT???? BUT???? NO?>?? THIS IS NOT OKAY??? THIS IS NOT ALLOWED???
I KNOW THIS IS SAW AND EVERYONE DIES BUT LIKE…EVERYONE FUCKING DIED
I’M NOT OKAY WITH THIS
I’M IN MY REVENGE ARK
Okay I’m sure I will do a proper ‘my thoughts no one asked for’ on the Saw movies but just HOLY SHIT? HELP?
I need to sleep
#saw 4#saw iv#saw I love you#I never expected to fall in love with these movies#they're just so CLEVER#also listen....is John kind of hot or is it just me#LISTEN IT'S THE VOICE AND SEEING A MORE NURTURING SIDE TO HIM OKAY#THE DILF TENDANCIES GOT ME#i'm completely natural about this dead psychopath man#anyway#ALSO AMANDA UP AND DYING?? I DON'T BELIEVE IT#RUDE#SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL#ALSO WHAT THE FUCK DID THE NOTE SAY#SHOW ME THE NOTE ASSHOLE#FUCK YOU#I'm sorry that was uncalled for i'm just really invested and I need to sleep#saw memes#sawposting#saw franchise#just saw thoughts#saw iv spoilers#saw spoilers
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I wish we could have met in some other way.
Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates
If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3
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If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way
#death note#dn#light yagami#l lawliet#lawlight#oh god here we go#death note jdrama#death note 2015#death note 2006#death note musical#lctw#l change the world#dntm#lawlightweek2024#my art#collapses i am NEVER putting this much effort in one piece ever again /hj this was the Only one i had mostly prepared in advance#ironically the most painstaking part about making this entire thing was converting the images into an animated file#that wasn't either horrifically compressed or just. wouldn't loop. why do gifs have to look so BAD it's so inconvenient#and THEN i realized I had to forcibly Stitch the two animations together so they would actually be synced and it wouldn't look dumb#and the end result is STILL so compressed. because Tumblr. uhhh just don't click on it it'll look so scuffed LOL. anyways#this is what i get for watching Every Adaptation of Death Note. i am a death note multiverse truther#usually i'd have something clever to say in the tags but. this drained the life out of me just uh.#yeah. they're doomed in every universe. this is the only way they could've met. they are doomed by their own natures and the#circumstances that surround them. there is no universe where light tries to prevent L's death. and even in the cases where L Doesn't die#there is no universe where L can save light. there is no universe where he can truly “catch” Kira and make him see where he went wrong#(<- if you read LCTW you know. :) )#in every universe and adaptation L will call Light his first friend. in some universes they'll take that notion more seriously than others#no matter what one of them will die due to the other. its the only constant. it's the only way it can ever be. they are the others downfall
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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something
Some random guy: your majesty----
Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.
#the odyssey#epic the musical#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#Post-canon my beloved#Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and#2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much#Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this#The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy#Nobody tried to force the issue after that#The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag#This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out#Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him#He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it#Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person#Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons#First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac#Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married#Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot#(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion#It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair#Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed#Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love
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"It's more than something. It's everything."
s8e11 "Life Time"
painted screenshot. cannot give a time estimate, i lost track long ago. still gouache brush, my beloved, with blur tools to fade edges and so on
i have to go to the zoo now and will be making the version with the clock later [i cannot express how long ive been battling with hawkeye's face, gamers]. background went very fast like i said it would lol
version 2 [as in, w/ clock] will probably be done later today, and i will edit this and add it when that happens [and prolly make a separate post too, for celebration purposes, and will link them]. i will also compile progress pics for that post. they are terrifying early on lmao
"A lot of very touching songs came outta that war" previous painting
"It was pink, and perfect, and I tossed it in the scrap bucket" previous painting
everyone say thank you to bj to being a perfect painting subject today he was very polite and he looks about how i wanted unlike SOME PEOPLE
that was me to my sibling last night, and i stayed up til 1:10ish and still didnt finish the final pass over hawkeye's eye. everything else took like 5ish minutes
also everyone say thank you to margaret and nurse kellye for also being perfect and lovely and pleasant to work with
photo used blatantly stolen from this post thank you again @remyfire i owe you my life
update edit;
clock back
#mash#mash 4077#m*a*s*h#mash fanart#mash art#mashblr#hawkeye pierce#bj hunnicutt#margaret houlihan#nurse kellye#just so you know the working title for the last piece was 'detroit: become sleepy'#and the piece before that was just called 'teehee' because i couldnt think of anything clever when i saved the file#and the working title for THIS piece was 'heterosexual staring'#i also might post my layer names throughout the process just to show off how goofy it got#like i got one now just called 'crunch'. i dont even know what its for#not to mention 'hair shit debacle augh' and 'paint [real]' with its brother 'paint [imposter]'#anyway the parts im most proud of are hawkeye's clothes and his neck creases#and then bj's forehead and eyes and nose and hair#that lamp is also a banger that shit took like 40 minutes it was a great little treat#also shoutout to their ears wherein#once again. i put off the ears til the last minute and then nailed them immediately#i just hate doing them. i do well at it but i hate em#.update#.my art#not a screenshot#i used a screenshot to paint over it piece by backbreaking wristspraining piece but this IS a painting#anyway go check out my fic its somethin. i am a man of many talents. and they're all being used to give me the brain chemicals from MASH#.reasons my wrist is suing me
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fleshing out my Relativity Au some more, i fujking love these guys, they're so-
part 1/ part 2
#v's art#gravity falls#relativity falls#dipper pines#older dipper pines#mabel pines#older mabel pines#gravity falls fanart#they're in their upper 40's#we'll say they have an older sibling who gave birth to the stan's mother#bc twin genetics are passed down through the women :)#source: my family + my twin uncles on my mom's side of the family#dipper wasn't necessarily acting on as much hubris as ford#more genuine curiosity#and his reaction to getting reality shifted was “damn that's crazy”#“let me go get an adult to handle this”#cue the montage of him studying interdimensional law bc he has to represent himself in space/time court#smashcut with a montage of mabel commiting every conceivable OSHA violation possible while setting up the shack#she leans into the medium side of the business#copying what Caryn did on the phone when they were younger#but falls in love with the theatrics of it all#its not really a secret that its all fake#but her enthusiasm really sells it#its a different vibe from the stan twins bc dipper is just clever not genius level (and mabel is also smart just differently)#they're not competing as much bc gender difference (its more jealousy)((they swap later))#and theyre both fundamentally devious little shits who love a good scheme#so when dip gets home and he sees his sister for the first time running a scam wearing his name he goes “bet” and steals her's right back#there's no “leave these kids alone” its “oh thank goodness tag you're it bitch”#they fall back into step like they never left each other
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I made a Bluesky account! Don't expect me to use it very often LOL
#pokemon#pkmn#art#doodle#sketch#azuritalks#(oc) azure#(oc) skye#get it. cause. cause together they. they're the name of the platform haha i'm so clever#anyways i'm definitely still gonna be primarily active here! just gonna be using bluesky as a mirror and to expand a bit
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HAZBIN HOTEL (2024—): 1x01 - "Overture" ↳ Vaggie and Alastor have a conversation.
(1/2)〈next〉
#hazbin hotel#vaggie#hazbin vaggie#alastor#hazbin alastor#radio demon#overture#episode highlight#ep highlight: subtitled#my gifs#this scene right here compared to how they interacted in the pilot really made me feel so happy#like besides the look and style of the animation just the way they're WRITTEN - so much more development and maturation of the characters#and their personalities - more depth#more stylistic#the way they toned down the way vaggie's temper manifests and the way they leaned more into alastor's sadism/assholery#the way vaggie's spanish slips out more naturally. the way alastor's pun is more clever.#ALL OF IT. MWAH. CHEF'S KISS.
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These gods basically feel like the beauty and the beast of Japanese mythology. Today, I even read a translated excerpt from Kojiki that mentions the two. Here's another summary of that lore as well
Sarutahiko is the god of Michihiraki, which literally means "Opening a path." He's supposed to lead everything in the best direction. Interesting, huh? But apparently, he has a very intimidating exterior, so only his to-be-wife, Ame-no-Uzume, was fearless enough to approach him at first. She seems to have found a liking for him immediately and charmed him into marrying her.
We have descriptions like: "Ame no Uzume, the deity of performing arts, charms Sarutahiko with her bright smiles into opening his heart."
it's very cute.
#oshi no ko#oshi no ko spoilers#hikaai#hikaru kamiki#ai hoshino#I'm sure the manga's ending was like that because THIS GUY DROWNED IN THE MYTHS. THAT'S HOW HE DIED.#I was like what?? no way? he JUST got married why does a god die and for this ridiculous reason#but he is worshiped fine w his beloved wife so let's pretend that never happened right#the author of this comic must think they're really clever for incorporating the legends into their plot but#I don't know;;; at least I'm finding the Japanese myths interesting#spoilers#seriously. they split a perfectly happy god couple then..had them go through child abuse and stuff;#idk about uzume but I'm not sure if the real sarutahiko would be happy about seeing his wife being killed in a medium lol. he seems kind th#doodle
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Do you have a favorite Davron trope?
Hi anon!! o/ Hmm, good question lol see, other than the usual "friends-to-enemies-to-lovers" pipeline, I think another trope I love, off the top of my head, is "Rugged Carefree Freak With a Secret Soft Side x Perceived Anxious Softy Pushover Who's Actually A Bit Of a Freak". (And I use "freak" affectionately, btw)
Like, I just love to imagine Davos being his usual chaotic, forward, aggressive, carefree self, meeting Aeron and slowly going soft and romantic; and contrasting that with Aeron who, at first, would've been more of a goody-two-shoes, hollier-than-thou type of guy, only for when he finally meets Davos and starts to hang out with him, you find out that he's actually got quite the strength within him too, and that's enough to surprise even Davos himself lol
#it's just so so good i think#subversions; man. gotta love em#when they're well-written; ofc#but yeah it's my favorite way of characterizing them in my head#they're both on equal footing and they match each other's freak; even if it may not look like it at first#and also- i like to hc that even though Aeron might not be the most skilled at combat; he's actually quite clever making plans#so there's that too#but anyway- hii!!#thank you for sending an ask!!#asks#davron
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I'm watching SurrealEstate, because "what if real estate was haunted as a matter of law, and also haunted haunted" is a good premise, even if the show is fairly boring in execution.
#being an american woman in your thirties is basically an unending drumbeat of#YOU WANT BABIES!! YOU WANT PROPERTY!!!#and I know intellectually it's dumb but it's kind of exhausting to fight it back.#this show should be wilder; it should feature dumb inspectors and too-clever contractors and real estate agents trying to cut corners#and more than one person dealing with ghosts who are just annoying. not restless spirits or unsettled dead!#it's just great-aunt marsha or twice-removed uncle lawrence and they're horrible#and they will not FUCKING leave. THEY'RE DEAD AND THEY WON'T GO?!?!?#like a holiday dinner that won't end. it's the worst.#still. the show is aggressively fine so.#celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge
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nooo i JUST realised the toymaker picked spice up your life coz it does the same la la la LA la la la thing as the giggle omfg😭
#literally groaned irl but that's so clever...#just got to the scene in the book im so curious how they're gonna transcribe it kdgjdkfdmjfdmdj#doctor who#14th doctor#dw lb#the giggle#the toymaker
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i think the diamond dogs should play improv games just bc it would amuse me, an ex theater kid, specifically
#ted and beard ofc are reading each others minds#trent is shockingly good at it but only when he forgets to be self conscious#also see: he does both best and worst with ted (best when he's not being self conscious#worst when somehow the prompt gets too touchy or 'romantic' bc Crush Crush Crush Brain Panic)#(please the image of ted in character hugging him or something and trent just. red. brain crashed. no longer improving just frozen. barely#manages to recover and even then it was not subtle. unclear if ted is a) genuinely oblivious b) teasing him and thinks trent knows that#c) something else(??) )#roy is too stiff most of the time but if he gets really into it he gets REALLY into it.#best way to get this result is to involve phoebe or another child#higgins did community theater at some point and is the one teaching them all the games. beard also seems to have done intense research#but higgins is the one with EXPERIENCE#not that i think beard and ted couldn't have done an improv duo in college or something but in this scenario they did not#nate surprisingly is pretty good at it once he gets into it like it takes him a second but#then he's like. really getting into it and he's very quick on his feet#new way to go mad with power (affectionate): the rush you get when you make the perfect snap back comedic line/acting choice#also while trent is so good paired with so many of them i think he and nate would be a hilarious duo. they're SO funny.#they complement each other well and are both quick & clever#esp if it's about a mutual interest (although one of them taking the lead on something else like nate and music while the other plays off t#em is also good) but like#please i just had the iamge of them basically doing a bit where they're like. those mean old gay muppets in the theater?#like trent and nate improv duoing as some bitchy reviewers just going back and forth and it's so FAST and SO funny#beard records it and posts it somewhere and it goes viral.#god don't even get me started on the idea of some sort of official richmond social media/the gang posting random clips on social media#bc the ideas i have are so funny.#also largely trent centric but what do you want from me okay i'm just a little slut.
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Notice how the "looks don't matter" crowd never say anything about Stansas who compile every moment she's called beautiful and salivate over it, even though a lot of said moments are coming from predators? Notice how they never talk about Arya being bullied for her looks or characters making judgments based on looks as a negative? Notice how they never talk about people in fandom thinking of characters as less important for being ugly? No, they only ever come out when it's time to misinterpret Arya and claim her stans are obsessed with looks for pointing out what's in the books
#anti sansa stans#I don't think they know we can see how hypocritical they are...they actually think they're being clever and stealthy 😭#pathetic middle school bullies who never matured past their playground years#they're so pretentious about things when it's obvious they're just rewording a reddit meta they found cause they couldn't be bothered#with actually reading the books which easily debunk their takes#why does the end kind've rhyme? lyrical genius right here 😤
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NEW BOTS NEW BOTS NEW BOTS NEW BOTS!!!!!!!
#helldivers 2#treasonposting#automatons#your honour they're so stupid and their name is stupid and#i do think cyberstan is a little clever for just stickin jetpacks on em.#THEY'RE SO SHINY THO WHO TOLD THEM TO BE THAT SHINY??#what#do they think they're BETTER than everyone else just because they're all shiny and silver and new??#:p#anyways fun to fight 10/10 brings the fun back to the bot front#ily jet brigade
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King of the Washuu.
#He is NOT coping with the horror of his own short lifespan and creation.#I really like how one of his eyes is covered by hair because I can draw attention to two emotions.#pathetic grotesqueness#and then the horrified desperation.#why be sad when I can draw furuta as miserable.#I felt so clever when I was making the red details on the dolls.#furuta nimura#nimura furuta#souta#kichimura washuu#I'm not tagging his siblings as technically they're not there... but those are rize arima and ihei just to be clear#MARKETABLE PLUSHIES.#my art#tokyo ghoul#tg:re#tokyo ghoul fanart
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If you aren't reading KJ Charles's books I sincerely do not know what you're doing with your life.
#kj charles#the first sins of the cities book is still the only dud in her whole body of work#well as much as i've gotten through anyway#i've finished:#the society of gentlemen#the charm of magpies#(lord lucien crane should be the breakout character of a much bigger and deeper franchise. i fucking love him)#the lillywhite boys#(holy plot twists batman! DELICIOUS! SO CLEVER!)#i've also finished#an unnatural vice#which was awesome#and now halfway through#an unsuitable heir#also goddamn engrossing#next onto the will darling adventures and the art of fortune hunting series#i think she might be better than alexis hall but honestly they're too different to compare#except for his one attempt at historical romance which was absolute cringe#i just think that if you're going to write a historical romance for trans people you should actually care about the genre first#kj charles's prequel novella to the lillywhite boys was soo much better historical trans rep#and asexual rep too#i wonder whether she's written anything else trans-centric#she should because her trans side characters are so well done#so are her queer characters of colour. so unself-conscious#historical romance#queer fiction#book recs#book recommendations#knee of huss#mlm romance
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