#they're just girls

[nevlartery]

5. Reward

[ID: A black and white sketch of black bat and spoiler enjoying some fast food together]

[leoandbeholdclark]

"I'm real cute, but I'm not friendly. You ain't too good at hiding envy. yeah."

-Wrong Queen (Cat Got Your Tongue) by Doja Cat

[kaligotajob]

Thinking about how even my hateful cunt Mari wasn't homophobic for one second

Every single person was so enthusiastically supportive :(

[winters-rose-daughterofcain]

And today on Ethel Cain x Yellowjackets don't listen to Strangers and think about Jackie Taylor like-

"In your basement, I grow cold Thinking back to what I was always told

{...}

Freezer bride, your sweet divine You devour like smoked bovine hide How funny, I never considered myself tough

{...}

I tried to be good, am I no good? Am I no good? Am I no good? With my memory restricted to a Polaroid in evidence I just wanted to be yours, can I be yours? Can I be yours? Just tell me I'm yours If I'm turning in your stomach and I'm making you feel sick"

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Also don't ever put on Hard Time and think about Natalie Scatorccio unless you want to be a little destroyed cause I mean-

"9 going on 18 Lay it on me

{...}

Cause I hate this story Where happiness ends And dies with you

I thought good guys get to be happy I'm not happy I am poison in the water and unhappy Little girl who needs her daddy real bad

{...}

I'm tired of you, still tied to me (Please, can I sleep, can I sleep?) I'm tired of you, too tired to leave I'm tired of you, still tied to me Too tired to move, too tired to leave"

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[iwasbored777]

I HATE HOW HARD I LAUGHED

[xenasaur]

what's the point of huge thick thighs and a big ass if she doesn't even have fucking tummy you people make me sick

[wintvies]

footage of me doing nothing during pe

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

[rensiiie]

for new year i think there should be more content of them

[kaahmbem]

legend has it that the young witch circe and the once beautiful nymph scylla shared a complicated past...

[dreamyintersexouppy]

i genuinely don't know how this assumption that we think hrt turns us into anime girls got started??? and why it's still going??? are there transfems genuinely believing this cuz to me it sounds like someone saw one tgirl say she wanted to be like bridget guilty gear and then invented a literalized strawman of her and projected that onto every transfem ever but idk maybe it's a real problem and im the weird one for feeling condescended to

[garbagequeer]

the sentence "dudes rock" has done crazy damage to society i believe

[bacchuschucklefuck]

three people who were going to three different concerts run into each others in an alley

[technically-human]

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