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let black brothers be whores like they meant to be
#regulus black#sirius black#black brothers#the noble and most ancient house of black#they're boy toys
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My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys - Squid Game
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#squid game#squid game 2#seong gi hun#hwang in ho#the frontman#gi hun x in ho#gihun x inho#gihun x frontman#GUYS WHAT IS THEIR SHIPNAME#old men yaoi#ship#ship edit#taylor swift#my boy only breaks his favourite toys#i need more moots for them because they're my new hyperfixation
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The days get darker and colder but the desire to stand on rocks remains
#boba eyed beast <3#9 months#he just thinks they're neat#i guess#pretty boy remi#dog#dogblr#dogs#english toy terrier#puppy#puppies#terrier#terriers#dogs of tumblr#pets
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Mfw one of my favorite characters in a game either isn't popular and barely exists in the fandom, or everyone hates them.
#toy freddy#for the love of Scott Cawthon i beg all of you i need more toy freddy#balloon boy#he is my son and i will throw hands with you over him#the entirety of fnaf4#the twisted ones#they're so funky and gross#i don't care if they're just blank animatronics with illusion disks they've set up camp in my mush brain#this is mostly me crying bc i just had to make half of my favorite characters the least favored/most neglected of the entire damn franchise#also shipahoy dudley#sure wilson is a creep but dudley seems like a very polite boy#it's not his fault his father's a creepy old loon#shipahoy dudley#i worried glam chica would end up like my other favs considering how people basically acted like she didn't even exist before SB came out#anyways this originated from me being sour that toy freddy isn't very popular#y'all too busy lewding a clunky robot chicken that'd actually eat you to appreciate toy freddy#who canonically retired from killing night guards to be a gamer and is actually a pretty funky lil' dude#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#batdr#bendy and the dark revival#fnaf 2#fnaf 4#fnaf the twisted ones
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we've talked about wyll's bit and we all know about astarion's bit but let's talk about gale's bit. let's talk about his presentation as the Ideal of what it is to be an archmage. the man wears purple velvet pajamas with an embroidered collar to camp in the underdark. he wears a gay little earring with mystra's symbol on it. its all fun and games to joke about his jammies but let's be clear: those things Fuck. he dresses well, he dresses richly, he is a wealthy lavish man who, in a world where things like long hair are not traditionally associated with femininity, is not what I would call gender nonconforming, but I think he does have a very interesting presentation.
robes and jewellery are traditionally associated with wizardry and femininity - or, if not femininity, at least nonmasculinity. theyre the garments of monks, eunuchs, and nuns, people who stand outside of the typical sex/gender binary for socially accepted reasons. traditionally most archmages are men (karsus, mordenkainen, elminster, etc) who perform this exact presentation. the doylist explanation is, of course, that dnd canon is inherently misogynistic, but the in-universe implication would suggest that to present in this way is not regarded as gender non-conformation but as class conformation. so our options are:
wizardry is for gayboys
'wizard' is its own gender
gender presentation is less important than getting that sweet sweet +1 spell save dc and everyone knows it
class is a gender modifier. this has interesting implications for the other classes - particularly ones like clerics, which might have prescribed uniforms or vestments - but given that faerun does have a not-insignificant classless, non-adventurer population- how does it work for them?
regardless, I think it's fair to say that gale's bit - like wyll's is the Blade of Frontiers and astarion's as the seductive rake - is The Archmage. he presents himself, from the start, as an academic, as a wizard. he's a friend of elminster, the (ex-)chosen of mystra, gale of waterdeep - he's everything a Wizard should be. even when he's tadpoled, camping in the woods, he carries a stack of unread books, wears mystra's symbol, wears his purple velvet jammies. he's presenting himself with care and thought, and giving a highly specific impression. I think it's really interesting that, as much as wyll and astarion, he's putting on a front, and it plays into his story. do you encourage the side of him that's ambitious and daring, the archmage, the man who pushes the boundaries of power and knowledge - or do you try to break that down, and place the value on the man who just wants to sit in front of the fire with his cat and read a book?
#gale dekarios#bg3 meta#bg3#gale 'dress for the job you want not the job you have' dekarios#and yes I know the speculation on wizard gender really just boils down to#'those guys can blow you up with their minds so really who cares'#but. play with me#play toys with me#i think this plays well with hcs about trans gale as well like....he's not performing Masculinity he's performing Wizardlinity.#but he is doing it in a concerted way he is emulating people who are the pinnacle of what he wants to be:#academic learned men who wield incredible power over reality itself#bc for gale 'god of ambition' ofwaterdeep it's not enough to appear as a wizard#he has to WIN at appearing as a wizard#I think they're all soooo interesting. is the thing#and I think it's fun how all the boys are doing their little Bits<3
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Drew my versions of the Toy animatronics!
#JJ just looks the same as BB but different colors#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#my art#toy freddy#toy chica#fnaf 2 fanart#fnaf mangle#fnaf bb#balloon boy#toy bonnie#fnaf puppet#fnaf marionette#they're all to scale#it is literally 6am i need to pass out
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Nimona headcanons that I've been too tired to write cause work is kicking my ass
I feel like Nimona and Bal are very used to Ambrosius being a very honest and kind person
Until someone has something his family wants then he’s a cutthroat son of a bitch that will use every tool in his arsenal
Sometimes he’ll turn up the charm and act like a total prince and sweep unsuspecting people off their feet
Sometimes he’ll lean into the ditzy role that a lot of insecure men tend to put him in
And sometimes he amps up the “I’m one of the most important people in this damn kingdom you will listen to me” vibes
He’s also able to accurately guess which role he has to play at any given moment and it’s almost unnerving to see him quickly put on that mask
One time Ambrosius bailed Bal and Nimona out of jail (when they shouldn’t have been there in the first place) with nothing but kind words and a pretty smile
Haggled down the price of supplies Bal needed and the sword Nimona was planning on stealing (after the owner tried to sell it to them for outrageous prices)
And schedule multiple interviews where Nimona was able to tell the whole ugly undiluted truth about their “savior” on national television
All in one week
It was as impressive as it was terrifying but in a good way
The reason why Ambrosius does this is simple
He’s sick and fucking tired of the people he cares about having to fight tooth and goddamn nail for a scrap of respect
Like sure a lot of society doesn’t treat the duo like the dirt under their fingernails anymore but their respect and their praise are mostly surface level
It’s why their friend group is so goddamn tiny it’s why they moved basically to the middle of fucking nowhere and it’s why he’s spent every single day since the wall fell trying to fight for both their stories to be heard
So he uses the stupid tools that his parents forcibly sharpened from a very young age because in his mind if he doesn’t use them then all that training was for nothing
He also has a very mixed relationship with his teeth and his smile
Ambrosius has always had some crooked teeth
His parents forced him to get braces but he never wore his retainer after they were taken off
After the second set of braces failed his parents gave up and just told him to never smile with teeth during interviews or in public (photoshoots can be edited after all)
And this was always fine by him because if he heard one more person tell him to “open his eyes wider” he was going to fucking snap
He was also told from a very young age that his natural tooth smile was very awkward and took up too much of his face
He also views smiling with his teeth to be a very personal and private thing
He doesn’t know where this sentiment came from but he has a sneaking suspicion it’s because for the longest time Bal was the only one who could get him to smile with his teeth
The other two also have some pretty messed up munchers
Bal has a lot of cavities because he was terrified of the dentist when he was younger
He also has two chipped teeth one was from a fight and the other was from walking into a door while reading a book (in his defense it was glass)
Nimona will mess with their teeth all the time
Sometimes they’ll give themselves random gaps in their teeth
Sometimes they’ll forget how many teeth humans have and will forget molars and they won’t remember until they try to eat
Sometimes they lose a tooth in a fight and don’t bother to grow it back until the next day cause they like the look of it
Nimona never bothered to pretend to be perfect why start with their teeth
For some reason after everything was said and done Bal was super conscious of his right hand while holding things
If he was holding something he viewed as delicate like eggs or flowers or Ambrosius’ hand he would always switch it over to his left side
He just didn’t want to break those things so he was careful while training his fine motor control
But he forgot that he’s in love with one of the most stubborn people on the damn planet
And if Ambrosius wants to hold Bal’s right hand then he’s holding his right hand
Every time Bal would switch hands Ambrosius would just switch them right back without batting an eye
It took two weeks for Bal to finally give up and just hold his hand like a normal person
And Ambrosius considers that a personal victory
#nimona 2023#nimona movie#nimona headcanon#nimona#ballister boldheart#ambrosius goldenloin#ballister x ambrosius#goldenheart#I love these sappy sappy boys#they're so stupid and dumb#and I want to hold them like a stress toy#I wrote these before work because I have no free time now#Someone save me it's cutting into my headcanon time
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just a few little bits from the past few days
#both the word count screenshots are from the same day - just different sections of the text. so that was like 4000 words in#one DAY.. huzzah!! (< making up for the fact that I did 0 words the 3 days before that lol.. so its not actually an accomplishment ghjjh)#In renpy I think you can have multiple separate texty cody whatever documents and still jump between them so long as they;re#labeled properly. Rather than like... having one extremely long 60.000 line file where in some places youre in a menu within a menu#within a menu within a menu within a menu within a menu within a menu jhbhj#But that was the way I started doing it lke 5 years ago when I actually made the base of everything so I feel like it'd be too much#work to change it all that dramatically now. But that means I cant just get the word count for the whole document I just have#to jump around to the few sections I worked on and highlight them to get the word count for only that portion#.. the one tiny fraction of the whole monster text wall. Though it is of course spaced out and organized into#clearly labeled sections within that because otherwise I have trouble discerning text on a screen. still.#Resuming a project that's been basically abandoned for 4-5 ish years is just always finding weird stuff like.. why did I do this that way..#why did I write that... why did I organize that in this manner... what the hell am I referencing in this note... etc. lol#Anyway... also......................cat with plum on his head.#everyone point and laugh at mr. plum head boy..!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:3c#I've been obsessed with Calico Critters' social media presence from afar (like how I mentioned one of my possible dream jobs would#be to be the person that sets the scenes and arranges all the toy animals at a tiny little table and etc. to take the type of pictures they#post on their facebook page and stuff) and I see all their photos of them posing the rabbits as if they're in a swimming pool#or on a nature hike or etc. etc. BUT I have never really seen them in person. Recently I was at a store (in a KN95 mask and not staying#very long still of course. wastewater covid levels are still high where I live (and most of the US truly)) and it just crossed my mind#to actually go to the toy section and see if I could find any....wow.... Its like meeting a celebrity.. the Latte Cats....#Of course I didnt buy them because they're like... very expensive?? like $25 - $40 just for one little pack of a few critters like#what is shown. but.... I still got to see them................ my beloved.. I want their outfits... T o T#Oh and then lastly just a pot of purple clover looking things. I just think theyre neat lol#photo diary
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Lesbyler at 6, 12 and 22 🌈
#byler#lesbyler#my lesbyler ramblings:#willow and trans fem michelle#💕#ted and karen got michelle boys' toys but she was more interested in bugs and other forest creatures.#instead she let willow play with them when they were playing outside#the wooden sword was willows favourite because she could be a knight#they both hated the snow ball. willow got one of nancy's dresses to wear and she hated it#at 22 they're graduating college and more in love than ever#michelle started transitioning at around 19/20 after getting out of the wheeler's house#she always thought she couldn't get the girl she wanted :(((#stranger things#shitbyme
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#when shirley calls his bluff and wipes that smarmy smirk off his face. feminism#ohhh my gd they're so. no matter what he'll carry a torch for her until he dies#james spader#alan shore#boston legal#*#his soft little 'oh' barely a breath. he couldn't hold it in he lost himself to the very idea#his soft little whimpers and whines like when tara toyed with him or when lorraine kissed him#he's so bold and assertive he runs his mouth talking such a big game#but the moment someone steps up to him in any way he folds like a lawn chair. like a cheap suit! he can't help it he loves it#his second favorite thing in the world is being in control. his first favorite thing is feeling safe enough to give up control#very very very (very desperate) very good boy
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Cicada has the strangest relationship with Cas out of anyone I've seen them interact with and that's. Saying something.
#casticada#every time they see a post of cas ebing horrible they're like 'i could one up that. but also i'm holy and deserve worship'#'and he isnt giving me that'#boy there's something wrong with you#hes said word for word 'i bet pr1ze would give me her leg' before#also the whole c4sccol4de thing like#he always goes 'thats MY toy to play with' like hello????
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Remi met his sister at a dog show yesterday!
I knew Remi was the biggest pup of the litter but she was soo tiny in comparison 😭
#we didn't compete but remi's sister did#it's hard to believe they're the same age#but they definitely look alike#pretty boy remi#6 months#almost 7#english toy terrier#dog#dogblr#dogs#puppy#puppies#terrier#terriers#dogs of tumblr#dog show#pikkumusta show 2024#pikkumusta show
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Ugh I was excited for today until I found out I'd have to spend it with people that actively make me hate being alive hate the future and drain me off all energy physically mentally spiritually like a vampire I can't stand to be around her she is the definition of stupidity and even then that's generous as fuck this bitch has filled her brain with so much garbage I watch her brain cells die at alarming rates every single time she uses her vocal cords her giggles make me want to jam a sewing needle into my ear repeatedly so I can never have to hear it again its a friendly reminder that my parents decisions this time my dad's constantly makes me want to die
#i cant even shes just so dangerously stupid#she thinks energy drinks with natural caffeine are safe to give people who have been told by doctor doing take caffeine with thia meds#ahe thinks of a child is CHOCKING to lie them face down n rub their back#she has the evangelical woman voice worse then women I've met n that cult ahe giggles constantly and behaves like the stereotype lil german#boy just got a lollipop over.... everyone and everything whe acts likw an 11 year old I just got the first boyfriend and all they could talk#is how perfect their boyfriend is and they're so pretty good for that I pulled a boyfriend is and it's like a God thing that they met how#SOOOOOOOOOO in love while constantly nonstop touching ahe has to be touching him her hand on his thigh her atm linked with his her heaf on#his chest she has to be in her lap they make out all over the place IT'S DISGUSTING AND EMBARRASSING STOP SWAPPING SPIT#she started a i. hwr words 'love diary of their love journey' they hadn't been dateing 2 months her kids are spoiled fake Instagram bitches#with such shitty views on politics SHE'S A TRUMP FAN GIRL SHENLOVES TRUMP MY DAD BROUGHT IN A TRUMPIE#there's so much i cant even say because even admitting it on tumblr is too embarrassing i wanted.to.likw her i liked her the first day but#THE MORE I GET TO KNOW GET THE MORE N MORE N MISS RED FKAGS#she threw away all my siblings clothes school books toys uniforms for sports their in toys i bought them that week make up jewelry#in the disguise of helping clean house#while i was at the hospital the kids call me in tears i call her beg her to wait and nope.ahe didn't i found the bags by the curb i brought#my dad sided with hwr because 'she didn't mean any harm she didn't know sje was throwing them away'#my mom hasn't bsen dead a year he started dating right after ahe died#hes talking about marrying this woman this woman who has never had an honest educated thought once in her life#WHO ASLO SPEMDA MONEY LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR AHE CAME FROM A WITCH FAMILY HER LAST TWO HUSBANDA WERE TOUCH SHE HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE COMMON#SHE SPENDS LIKE SHE STILL HAS MONEY WHEN SHE DOSE NOT AND IT'S LIKE YOU DID NOT JUST SPEND OVER 180 DOLLARS N PASTRIES GOD#SHES SO FUCKIN STUPID AND EVERY HOLIDAY SINCE MY MOM DIED WVERY FAMILY GWT TOGETHER BECAUSE WE DON'T TALK OR.DO ANYTHING WITH MOM'S SIDE#OF THE FAMILY ANYMORE SHE'S THERE EVERY WINGLE MOTHER FUCKIN WEEKEND SHES HERE I'M EXHAUSTED SHES PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DRAINING TO BE ARO#OUND SHES LIKE IF SOMEONE TOOK A GOLDEN RETRIEVER ON A DIET OF JUST FUCKIN COCAINE LITTLE GERMAN BOY WITH LOLLY AND CRUELLA DEVILLE AND FUSE#THEN TOOK A STRAW AND DRANK ALL THE SMARTS OUT OF THAT BEING#UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH MY DADS GOIN TO NARRY RHIA BITCH SHES GOIN TO TRY TO BE A MOTHER TO ME AND MY SIBLINGS AND THEY'RE GOIN TO#be so fucked up because her kids are not ok SHE FUCKED THEM OVER BAD SHE HAS FOUR KIDS ALL ADULTS THEY'RE JUST WOW#I HATE MY LIFE I HATE WHAY FUTURE MY FAMILY IS GOIN TO BE THE GOOD THINGS IS I WON'T HAVE TO STAY I CAN GO N MAKE A NEW ONE WITH MY WIFE#FOR ME BUT MY SIBLINGS ARE FUCKED AND ANYTIME I WANT TO VISIT MY FAMILY YANDERE GOLDEN RETRIEVER BITCH WILL BE THERE WORMING HWR WAY IN#SHES CONSTANTLY CALLING N TEXTING MY DAD NONSTOP OF SHE'S NOT NEXT TO HIM AND IF HE CAN'T RESPOND INSTANT SHE FREAKS OUT N BUGS ME
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Any men out there wanna pretend to be my bf to get my parents off my case about marriage? I am so so serious right now.
#my mom gave me a really really lonf lecture and upset me because her and my dad want me to start thinking about settling down ans getting#married. again. cos this comes up all the time. ans I reiterated that i do wanna marry and have kids. i know im 26 years old why do they'#think im also not aware of this??? like i suddenly forgot my own age and have my head in the clouds all the time. and i got so heated cos i#said they only believe in that in theory. in reality neither of them have accepted the idea od my leaving home or the idea of mw being with#a man. and they start freaking out if they even find out i talk to them so to say they want me to get married is so fucking naive#ans when i mentioned this and that they're more than ok w mt brothers talking tp women she said that if i wanted to settle down she could#talk to dad and they could “go about finding someone for me” and I've never been so pissed#i got so upset. why does everyone keep saying this to me. as if anyone my dad knows could ever be a half decent man#and the truth is they don't care if im in a happy marriage they've accepted that i won't be they only care that im gone and saving face in#front of family. that's all. it's always reputation it's always “what will people say?”#not once did love come up. not once did shw even imply that i should marryfor love#or that they hope i love someone and marry them. because they're more happy with the idea of me marrying for the sake of it than#they are at the idea of me finding genuine lovw#im not a fucking broodmare im not here to push out babies for the sake od reputation.#and then i said nor being married isn't the end of the world and she said “it's important that you settle down”#and i said im unwavering in my principles. she can call mw high maintenance like she loves doing but I'm not wavering on the#kind of man i want to be with and when i do marry him i want it to bw genuine. because be loves me and vice versa not because im ticking off#somethin from a damn checklist to appease them. and if being unwavering on my principles means staying unmarried then so be it.#my obligations are to god and myself and that's it#and y'know what??? i am in love with a boy already#and yet they don't care that i wanna be in love at all. no im just a puppet to follow a certain narrative in life live according to evergone#else has and that's it.#im done.#and then she tried to apologise by getting me a slice of cake and that somehow made me feel worse.#i dont want an apology. i want to be heard and actually listened to for once. i want someone to ask what i want. to actually give a shit#and love me cos it's me. not cos im some thing to further an agenda. or some toy or puppet that does your bidding.#is it so much??? to just want to be loved in return? to marry and live according to how i want to?? ans not want anyone to make these#decision's for me?#ruined my whole day.
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i'm so stressed trying to pick out what my first song of the year is gonna be as if it matters. as if i will remember what it was. but i want to pick out something. and i feel a sort of superstitious element to my desire.
#kirbco brand cola#i'm caught between Cuddly Toy and I'm A Boy purely on the fact that they're both stuck in my head#but then i'm like. well i don't think either of those would be a good omen#like i HAVE to chill hahahaha
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Paul Harris & Marko Thompson Pony Cosplays ft. Custom Matching Toys
#the lost boys 1987#gifset#pixel cosplay#pizza's ponies#paul harris#the lost boys paul#paul x marko#the lost boys marko#crossover ponies#movie ponies#please don't repost without credit/permission#marko thompson#in my crossover au they're more like brothers. but canon-wise i can see why people might ship 'em ^^#i just like making custom toys for 'em too lol#idk g'night#more michael stuff tomorrow probably
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