#they're both morosexual

[variousqueerthings]

something about tkk/cobra kai i think about is how daniel is smitten with a ridiculous silly johnny doing something wildly stupid and wanting him carnally, and the important thing of course is that johnny will see a ridiculous silly daniel doing something wildly stupid and want him carnally, and this is why they're equals in all things

[evilasiangenius]

Crowley was in Hell. Not literally of course but metaphorically, standing between Aziraphale in his ridiculous shepherd’s costume complete with a fawn skin tied and draped over his shoulder as if he had just walked out of a Homeric epic, and Asmodeus, in his ridiculous Egyptian hunting costume of a linen kilt and sickle-bladed khopesh that hung from a belt at his waist.

He glanced at Aziraphale. As far as Crowley could tell, the angel didn’t know that the man standing to Crowley’s left was not a man at all, but a Prince of Hell. So that was good. Or bad. No wait, advantageous, because the less Aziraphale knew about this entire sordid mess, the better.

He glanced at Asmodeus. As far as Crowley could tell, the Prince of Hell didn’t know that the man standing to Crowley’s right was not a man at all either, but an angel. That was a relief and hopefully, if he was careful and if Aziraphale managed not to get carried away with any miracles, it would stay that way.

So far it seemed that the presence of each was canceling out the other, with neither noticing that a member of the Opposition was nearly within touching distance. So far so good, Crowley thought. If he could just keep up the deception. Or better yet, if he could just get Aziraphale to leave, that would solve everything.

His eyes slid toward Aziraphale, who was cheerfully chatting with the actual humans about livestock management, as smoothly and as expertly as if the angel had actually been born in these hills. So getting Aziraphale to leave might not be as easy as he hoped it would be.

Either way, Crowley knew that he had to come up with some kind of plan to get them apart without either one realizing the identity of the other. All he needed was a few minutes alone with Aziraphale to convince the angel to leave but that was looking less and less likely as Aziraphale cheerfully ingratiated himself with the humans.

“What did I ever do to deserve this,” Crowley moaned to himself.

x

[gloomiedyke]

I find it so funny that Jim's two romantic interests so far have been:

Olu, one of the most competent and emotionally intelligent in the whole cast, and

Archie, true himbo

Jim swings BOTH ways

His leg's rotting! It needs to be cut off.

[homunculus-argument]

I think the people wondering about the mechanics of My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean are making it too complicated, trying to figure out where Bonny and her lover would have to be geographically located in order to be separated by both a sea and an ocean, or where the lover actually has two Bonnies in different locations, when there's a far more simple explanation: Bonny is a morosexual.

This lass hears someone say "a sea and an ocean are basically the same thing right? Like they're cinnamons, they mean the same thing", and she's already stripping her clothes off.

[rosescries]

Had a funny thought:

So for TSM we have Buff MC, Hermit MC, Wet Cat MC, and a combination of Buff and Wet Cat MC, and Goddess MC-

May I introduce you to…

Orange Cat mc?

Like she is quite literally the sweetest person on the planet, but she has approx. one singular functioning brain cell and is just endearingly stupid. Like, She’s so blunt and brutally honest but as a side effect doesn’t comprehend having a filter and will just say some really wack shit sometimes. Like:

“If we clean the shower, are we the shower of our shower?”

Or just straight up asks dumb questions like:

“What is the Spanish word for Tortilla?”

And god forbid her and mutt are in the same room because they both run off a singular braincell and Mutt is purposefully being dumb but MC just…is a silly goofy person. A funky lad, if you will. And Mutt is a morosexual.

Like Taylor over here trying to make MC out to be this evil person but it’s so hard bc MC just,,, doesn’t have the patience, self awareness, sneakiness, and overall douchiness levels to comprehend being mean to someone. This dumbass cried over MANATEES being ENDANGERED. This idiot keep accidentally forgetting the difference between salt and sugar. This dumbass doesn’t know what’s going on half the time and has the memory of a goldfish. This dumb bitch panicked over a prank of mutts that involved detaching his hand (skeleton style bb) and cried bc she thought he was dying.

All in all: Mc is a stupid idiot who is incredibly sweet and friendly, and is overall just orange cat vibes.

It's... honestly a lot like Wet Cat Mc. Just with a lot less tears and more "What the fuck?"

Sans, Stretch, and Red are just... watching this and laughing. In fact, they're laughing too much to even listen to Taylor. At first they thought this might be an act, but.... there's just no way someone can keep an act like this up for this long. It's just too funny.

Black and Edge are slight Mother Bears again. For Black because, again, Mc is just Mutt. She's just Mutt. Putting those two together gives Black a coronary, but it's endearing in some ways. For Edge just because if someone doesn't watch her, he's pretty sure she's gonna fucking die. And he has a fondness for cats, which she reminds him of a lot.

Papyrus and Blue are just... pretty amused, like Sans, Stretch, and Red. They're also keeping an eye on the chaos twins like Black and Edge though. Pretty middle of the road between the two sides, but also can sometimes be roped into the two's shenanigans.

Mutt is having the time of his life. He adores this. 10 out 10, would recommend.

[sushisocks]

MORE MACSUMMER I BEG

I GOT YOU ANON!!!! Here's an assortment of MORE silly goofy headcanons about my favorite silly goofy couple <3

These bitches are COMPETITIVE!! Anything can be a race or a bet between them, to the detriment of EVERYONE else. A friendly rivalry over who between them can bring in the most for the camp isn't enough, they're also betting on whether or not Sean'll eat that fisheye Pearson just discarded, or whether Lenny can shotgun a can of soup before Sean counts to 20. A lot of their less-destructive dares are food-consumption-related, yes, how did you know?

They’ve almost broken their legs and arms several times over with the racing, though. They’ve been scruffed by Arthur about just as many times.

Yes, Lenny is a morosexual. Yes, being around Sean debuffs his impulse control. Part of the fun is that they’re always egging eachother on!!

Meanwhile Sean’s type is very much ‘down to earth, smart, with a fun streak’ and Lenny checks all the boxes. He likes the push-and-pull Lenny offers, as someone who’s unafraid to call Sean on his BS while also going along on the more lighthearted stuff.

(Granted, ‘lighthearted’ in this context may or may not include robbery and arson!)

The inside jokes are neverending; Sean can, like, hold up a spoon and waggle his eyebrows and that'll mean something that has Lenny in hysterics.

Sean might not be that inclined towards reading for himself, but he LOVES listening to Lenny's voice, and will often ask Lenny to read aloud. It doesn't matter if it's a news article, a children's story, or the driest factual book on the face of the planet; if Lenny is reading it to him, Sean will remember what he hears up until the moment he starts dozing off. If Lenny quits too early, Sean will wake right back up and demand he continues until he starts dozing again.

They’ve been stuck in that loop for hours before, but the clue is to let Sean fall asleep properly before Lenny can rest his voice - he’s a lot more willing to do this when he realizes it’s one of the only surefire ways for Sean to NOT have a nightmare <3

They are SO “We aren’t joined at the hip!!” *is actually joined at the hip* core, to me. Lenny will be like ‘I can go on this job on my own!😤’ and then come back and beeline towards Sean to tell him how it went. 

You know that one comic that’s like “I gotta pee” “Ok” and then they walk away hand in hand? Literally. They don’t even realize this is what they’re like!

They’re VERY good at keeping arguments or fights private; the gang only notices because those are the only times they’re not constantly around each other, beyond camp/gang duties. The fights never last long, and are never that serious - they're usually good and back to normal within a day or so.

Their most public fights are the ones they have when they’re drunk, and they only really consist of them fussing over each other. “Did you have any water, Len? I’ll grab you some water.” “Are you cold, Sean? Here, take this blanket” <- They’re both slurring, wobbling, and can’t see straight. The second one of them stands, the other is yelling at them to sit down bcz they’ll break a leg after two steps, so nothing actually gets done or fetched, unless it’s within arms reach (and that's usually more liquor). It’s a whole thing; they’re both of the mind that ‘No! You shouldn’t take care of me, you’re drunk, I’m taking care of YOU!’ and SURPRISE it’s like another competition where they can't let the other win. See Lenny grabbing Sean by the ankle while Sean's trying to drag himself towards the water canteen, and now they're yelling and wrestling in the dirt over it. It’s stupid but entertaining for anyone witnessing them, if nothing else <3

Sean has a tendency to get lost, and Lenny is usually the one who ends up looking for/finding him. Sometimes it’s not even that Sean is lost, just distracted, and Lenny will join him in whatever misadventure he’s found himself on. Other times that distraction means Lenny finding him in like a field 30 minutes from camp, and promptly laughing his ass off bcz Sean is high in a tree after pissing off a bull or smth.

[queer-crusader]

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity

🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work?

🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately 

🎨 ⇢ link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it

<3

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

Depends on where I am and who is closest! If it's the Netherlands, probably @zwergenmaedchen or @thatsthewrongwallcraig. If I'm back in Edinburgh, @residentofthedisc all the way, that creative brain will absolutely know what to do and we'd have SO much fun. You and Riley are on the list too of course but like you both ARE a little further away I fear

🍄 ⇢ share a headcanon about one of your favourite ships or pairings

Armandaniel are Peak Morosexual. Armand will tell Daniel (correctly) "you want me so bad it makes you look stupid" and Daniel will reply (equally correctly) with "I look so stupid it makes you want me so bad". They're idiots your honour

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

This requires me to know what the popular and unpopular opinions are lmao. Tho if I'd have to pick, Steve Harrington from Stranger Things is NOT an anxiety-riddled uwu in my opinion I'm Sorry. A lot of the fics written with him are written in such a way that make go "no?? That's. That's Generic Cardboard Cut-Out With Fandom Flavour Anxiety" and just. He just keeps his head down and is Some Guy who happens to be a Mom

🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity

Take. A. Break. And I don't mean a day, or a week. These breaks can last months if needed. Also, I saw a comic once I believe that compared the creative process like breathing. Exhaling is when you produce, but there will be a time where you need to inhale. Put the pen down. Read some books for a while. Absorb the works of others, study them maybe for learning preferred writing styles and techniques but preferably don't even do that. Take a break! Give your brain a break!! Don't fucking force that shit. Allow it its natural course. It'll come back to you. It's okay. Be kind to yourself. Go easy ❤️❤️

🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work?

I mean any comment is a good comment of course! But I love those that are like "here's a snippet and this is what it did to me mentally/physically", or those that go into detail or analyse things. But seriously to those anxious about leaving comments, All Comments Are Good Comments

🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately 

The future. Going back into theatre, and finding my way back to it career wise. Finding my way back to Scotland or staying close to my family. Lots of hard decisions that shape the future. Doing the little course again does make me more certain that I need to go back tho. The question is just how, and when

🎨 ⇢ link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it

Idk if I have a favourite piece! Instead I'll give you a link to a piece that has recently driven me a little insane which is this one. It's broken, it's beautiful, it fucks with me bc I could almost see it be canon, you know?

Thanks for asking these!!

[834k]

The reason Teo and Aurelio work well together is that they're both morons and morosexuals

[hopes-memorial]

✏️ lmao why the hell not

Generating Incorrect Quotes

ROUND 2!!!!

The Polycule

Botan: This food is too hot... I cant eat it. Giichi: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: *silence* Masao: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Hayato: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

Hayato: I sleep with a gun under my pillow. Botan: I sleep with a knife. Giichi: Both of you are pathetic. Hayato: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Giichi: Masao.

Giichi: Do you love Hayato? Masao: Yeah, I do. Giichi: Botan! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks! Botan: We all love Hayato. You should've asked if they were IN love with them. Masao: I thought that was implied. Botan: ... Giichi: ... Masao, looking straight at Botan: Congrats Giichi, you just won 100 bucks.

Amai x Fuyuhiko

Amai: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Fuyuhiko: It was autocorrect. Amai: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Fuyuhiko: Yes.

Amai: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend? Fuyuhiko: Dude- Its satire! Amai: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

Amai x Gundham

Amai: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Gundham: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Amai: ... Amai: You mean ring bearER, right? Gundham: ... Amai: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Amai: The stars are so beautiful... Gundham: They're just giant balls of gas. Amai: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Gundham: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Amai: Oh...

Amai x Hajime

Amai: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Hajime: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Amai, already taking off their clothes: God, Hajime, you’re so fucking stupid.

Amai: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Hajime: What hints have you given them? Amai: Well, I think about them a lot. Amai: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

Amai x Kiyotaka

Kiyotaka: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Amai: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Kiyotaka: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Amai: Is it working?

Amai: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Kiyotaka: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Amai: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Amai x Naoko

Naoko: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Amai: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Naoko: Seize the dick.

Amai: Hey, Naoko, what do you think it would be like if we had kids? Naoko: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly. Amai: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it? Naoko: Can't really say I have. Amai: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes. Naoko: Sorry, Amai. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

Amai x Raijin

Raijin: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Amai: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Amai: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Raijin: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Amai, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

Amai x Takumi

Takumi: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Amai: Nope, there's 26. Takumi: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Amai: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one. Takumi: You'll get the D later ;).

Amai: Is something burning? Takumi, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Amai: Takumi, the toaster is literally on fire.

Elodie x Kaori

Kaori: What are you in the mood for? Elodie: World domination. Kaori: That's a bit ambitious. Elodie: You are my world. Kaori: Aww... Elodie: Kaori: Elodie: Kaori: OH.

Kaori: What do you want to be for Halloween? Elodie: Yours. Kaori: Kaori: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.

Haruka x Yukino

Yukino: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Haruka: Fake?

*At a speed dating event* Haruka: Oh wow, people are really shallow. Yukino: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate? Haruka: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet. Yukino: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

Matsuri x Ume

Matsuri, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY! Ume, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

Matsuri: Can you cut me some slack, Ume? I’m sort of in love. Ume: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Matsuri: I’m in love with you. Ume: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

Mei x Takumi

Takumi: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Mei: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Takumi: I— Takumi: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Mei: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking. Takumi: Huh? Mei: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out- Takumi: I love you. Mei: Takumi: Takumi: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup. Mei: I KNEW IT!!

Reiichi x Akihito

Akihito: Just wondering, did you get any sleep? Reiichi: Did I get any... leap? Akihito: What...?

Akihito: I'm trash. Reiichi: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Akihito: Akihito: You smooth motherfucker. Akihito: And yes it does.

Shirou x Rei

Shirou: So I’m the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger? Rei: Do I get to pick the finger?

Rei: What’s your body count? Shirou: Do you mean sex or murder?

Takara x Miu

Miu: There. How do I look? Takara: Like a cheap French harlot. Miu: French?!

Miu: It'll be fun. Miu: We'll make a day of it. Miu: Come on you punk bitch. Takara: I can't believe I have to say this. Takara: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.

Tsurugi x Etsuko

Etsuko: You got a date yet Tsurugi? Tsurugi: No... Etsuko: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

Etsuko: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Tsurugi: This is a lie. Tsurugi: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. Tsurugi: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

[gutsybitsies]

tfw you can't do the "i'm morosexual" post about jasico because they're both morons and can't recognize that. absolute idiots. not a single brain cell between the two of them.

[lesbianwyllravengard]

what if markus went back to look for simons body among the wreckage of other destroyed androids, found him, and gave him a new heart.

and it worked. simon lived again.

Are you in my Google docs??? Do you read my WIPS when I'm not looking???? bc I'm literally writing a fic like this KDHDJSH

It honestly could work. I mean they're not like humans where if they don't have blood pumping after a certain amount of time their brains die. They can be reactivated at any time, so who's to say this isn't possible?

And since you accidentally guessed so closely to my fic, I'll give you a brief outline, as a treat: (summarised directly from my draft)

So in my fic, once the initial battle of the revolution is won, Markus retrieves Simon's body and has a brand new heart made for him. Markus keeps Simon's old heart instead of getting a newer one for himself because 1. Simon sacrificed himself so Markus could live, and 2. Markus is in love and sentimental as fuck. But a little while later, the revolution is still going on because no freedom fight is won in a day, and the heart Simon gave Markus starts to malfunction due to its age, but he doesn't tell anyone because he doesn't want to give up Simon's heart. But Simon figures it out - he notices when Markus unexpectedly slows down or zones out, when his breathing is heavier than usual as his systems work overtime to cool him. Simon sees how Markus’s strength fades at times, and Markus tries to hide it, but Simon knows him too well. He tells Markus to get rid of the heart, get a new one, a better and stronger one that won’t die on him. Markus evades, he promises he’ll get a new heart but never specifies when. He knows he should, and he knows holding onto a faulty biocomponent on mere sentiment is illogical, but so are most emotions. So he keeps procrastinating, not taking it as seriously as he should. Then one day, the heart fails him at the worst moment, and he dies on a battlefield before Simon can get to him.

Of course, he lives, because I don’t do angst without a happy ending. But Simon is furious, and scared. And it takes a while to find a new heart for Markus; everyone’s too busy with the war effort to make enough thirium regulators, and so many deviants need hearts and other various biocomponents. But Simon doesn’t give up; he’s determined, and a bit desperate, and he finally just goes straight to Kamski, and begs him to make Markus a new heart, promises anything. He’s surprised to discover that Kamski genuinely wants to help, with no strings attached and no trade off necessary. Simon doesn’t entirely trust him, but Chloe seems to, and at least he knows Markus was Kamski’s one-of-a-kind creation, so maybe that’s why he wants to help. Whatever the reason, Simon accepts his help, and Kamski builds Markus a brand new heart.

When Markus wakes up, Simon scolds him for being stupid, but they’re both just relieved it worked and Markus is okay. Simon is like “why the fuck would you do that” and Markus admits he wanted to keep Simon’s heart for as long as he could. Simon can’t stay mad at him for that, because he knows he would’ve done the same thing. Markus admits he’s sad to be without Simon’s heart again, and gets the idea that they should switch, so they can have each other’s hearts. Simon argues against it, because Markus’s new heart is so advanced and efficient even compared to Simon’s newer heart, and that wouldn’t be fair. But Markus is insistent, and promises that next time his heart begins to fail (if it does) he’ll get a new one, and then he and Simon can switch again. That way they’ll always have each other’s hearts, metaphorically and literally. Simon knows it’s dumb, but it’s okay, because he is a morosexual and Markus is the deviants’ number one himbo.

[wing-dingy]

Im still just saying Johnny x Kenshi x Sonya is the biggest brain ship

Johnny gets double the attention

Johnny gets to give double the attention now

Johnny is so bisexual come on this is best way to show it

Kenshi and Sonya bonding over there grievances of loving such a loud himbo, they're both morosexuals for him

The baddest ass kicking trio c'mon

Polyships are cool

Stuff it in the face of ppl who hate sonya for "being in the way"

I'm not about to sit here and let Sonya go to waste this timeline

[annkous]

Who's an airhead? Me! With the event going on I didn't think they'd release Lesson 12, but joke's on me, because they did. Not only that, but for some astral alineation, I completely missed anyone talking about it in both twitter and tumblr. I only realized it was out when I went to jump chapters on the normal mode this morning and saw "Lesson 12: 0/12-13-14 some number I forgot" on the list and then flipped my shit. I have the notifications on for the official account as well, but I somehow missed it too. Whoops.

Anyways it's an emotional galore and Solmare sure likes its cliffhangers, again.

Lesson 11 suffering

Look! Nightbringer decides to grace us with his invisible presence! And ngl I'm terrified of the options they gave us when asked what we thought of this world:

I chose I wanted to go home, and a bitch decided to guilt trip me with "don't you like the brothers as they are now?" man I do but I don't belong here!! I don't mind helping them because I love them but I can't leave the present brothers as it is!

Anyways they also drop this and I am terrified of Nightbringer now.

Not ominous at all. They also fully confirm he's a demon, and that both mc and them want the same thing.

Edit: but, however, we should know better than to trust his word for it don't be like me kids. Again, still-a-morosexual-help brings good points about Nightbringer's identity.

Anyways after we fucked up big time in the Reaper's cave, we fall into a coma, or deep sleep because of the Rules right in front of the present brothers, Solomon and Thirteen. Thirteen can't do anything as she wasn't the one who put that rule in particular, and the last person we hear before passing out due to the curse is Mammon.

This whole lesson is about the brothers visiting us and talking to us as we sleep, and I loved it a lot. Well, we are asleep, sort of, but we can still hear them. Even if we try to reply to them, we can't. Our body is comatose, but we're aware of our surroundings. That's the best way I can put it, I suppose.

First one was Levi, who also says this and gives me whiplash about Solomon.

For me to be convinced that Solomon wanted us fully on his side without caring for our input, he'd have to pull something like "bring them to Cocytus Hall instead" but no, he sends us home, to the house full with our demon family. Deep down he must know how mc loves all of them, so the "choose humanity" thing just... What's he thinking, I wonder? We'll probably have a talk when we wake about it but not now as we're knocked out.

We find out form Levi that Diavolo forgave Beel. They probably looked into what drove him berserk. They don't tell us any specifics yet.

Anyways, we get a heart to sleeping heart with Levi. They're going for the throat of us who easily get teary-eyed. He's not one of my favs, but I like him anyways, especially here. He just wants to hang out with a friend. Or a date, depending on how you prefer to see it.

Next up is Satan. My man. I love him so much. He's reading to us, and he's reading "The Tale of Princess Kaguya", out of all the damn things to read.

He's also pretty honest about finding out we were human, because he missed the Great Revelation Moment. In Lesson 11 and the hard mode, we see him with Simeon and Luke and they decide to make dinner for everyone when they came back from the castle.

Apparently, he would've been really mad. But just like Luci (I suspect), he's mad about us lying, that there was a side that we kept to ourselves.

Just like the other brothers, he begs us to wake up, and I had a hard time not pressing the "I love you" option back, because I want to try going down Solo-Luci route, but Satan makes it hard for me as he's also my favourite, and here is where we see him at his most vulnerable. Anyhow, whoever is cutting onions needs to fucking stop. He just asks us to wake up.

Next brother to visit us is Beel, and you can tell it's him because:

Yup.

He tells us about the gifts and food the other brothers left on us on the bed. Asmo brought some cupcakes, Mammon some chocolate coins, Levi some choco figurines and Beel brought some buns. God I love them so much and I didn't forget we still didn't have our moment with Beel about his Falling, just like with the rest of the brothers, so I was ready for him to talk a bit about it, or at least hint about it happening soon.

There it is jdhgadsf he says not yet, though. Our favourite gentle giant says how he's always starving, that doesn't matter how much he eats, that it never goes away, that he can use our advice about this big secret of his. When we try to reply, he thinks he sees mc smile.

Next up is Mammon, who's running in to hide from some pandemonium going on outside caused by his brothers.

He's mad that we're asleep lol but that's his coping, I suppose. I can't help but wonder if they're all the same way back in the present.

And then, because the onion cutter has me on their hit list and knows my weakness, Mammon drops this shit:

Mammon says that with us, he feels like he can accomplish what he puts his mind into, like the Cerberus thing, and that he needs us, so if we decide to run off to the human world, he'll follow us up there.

Asmo's up next, and just like the rest of the brothers, he opens his heart a bit to mc as we sleep, telling the reason he paints his brothers' nails is so everyone can tell they're brothers. This is where I knew I'd fight any Asmo hater on sight.

Going the opposite of Mammon, Asmo says that after we wake up, if we want to go back, that he'll do everything to help us.

This is all after asking if we were like him after he arrived to the Devildom, if we secretly wanted to go back to the place we came from, and if we were sad, scared or lonely.

Y'ALL NEED TO STOP.

Then came Belphie, which was a surprise because I was not expecting him just yet...

He apologizes, you can tell it's hard on him. Despite how we started in og!OM I adore Belphie, so my mc would forgive him in a heartbeat.

Then he drops a bit of lore bit about Lilith, and how she thought both Angels and Demons looking to guide humans felt insulting to them. I shit you not. Lilith had the same thoughts as Solomon.

Belphie says that he thought her way of thinking was strange, but after hearing we gave back the grimoire to them, that he gets Lilith a little bit more. That humans aren't exactly helpless.

That 180 turn came faster than I expected it, but I'm not complaining. It's also the fact that he wasn't locked into the attic, so his anger didn't fester as much as it did in the og one, plus this time we did something greater that proved we were on their side.

Then Belphie falls asleep holding our hand.

Last, but not least, comes Luci. Just like Levi, he's stroking mc's hair. I actually confused them at first, I thought Luci was first in there hah.

He pulls a Mammon at first, pretending to be angry at us, the sleeping attendant who should be doing their job and has plenty of secrets, like us possessing his ring, but it falls off quickly as he starts talking about his own secrets instead, and it's one we know: that Lilith is still alive as a human, and it weighs on him that he can't tell his brothers.

He also talks a bit more about Lilith, which I appreciate. How she didn't listen to him (lol) and was pretty emotional and expressive. Plus, when he asked her about her love for a human trying to stop her, she told him he'd fall for someone one day and he'd understand her then. Ouch.

Also this.

Sweats in Simeon. Please, he's one of my favourites. Can't wait for shit to go down in present time about this, because my fav ending would be with Luci+Satan+Simeon. Simoen is actually human there though, so maybe they'll use that to skirt about the issue. I just like drama and angst anyways and I yearn to fight the whole Celestial Realm over our found family if needed.

Luci goes on a bit on how he believed love was beautiful, so he didn't exactly understand why their Father gave Lilith the biggest punishment (being casted out with no chance of being reborn/salvation), and by questioning Him, he brought disgrace upon his brothers.

Just like Asmo, he wonders if us keeping our humanity from them was a weight just as heavy as his own secret to his brothers.

Lucifer then gives mc a kiss, and here is when I wasn't sure if it was because I didn't choose the other brothers instead, or if he does it anyways and it's a free interpretation of where he places it. Could be in the forehead if you're feeling platonic. They didn't even give me an option, unlike with the other brothers. In all the previous visits, you could tell them that you loved them, or choose a more platonic option. I went full platonic with all of them because I wanted to choose the "I love you" option with Luci, but he just fucking skipped it and went for the kiss instead lmfao. I like him, so I can't complain, but for someone who prefers a more friendly option... well, I suppose it's why they didn't describe what he did, so it's a free interpretation. Like I said, could be a forehead kiss if you feel more like it.

Then the ring glows and here there be another cliffhanger. See you in 10 days (9 now lol), I suppose. Seems to be the pattern.

The extra lesson is about Beel going to talk to Belphie in their room, trying to get him to visit mc and apologize. I love the twins so much.

Since I was already late I also went and did hard mode, thinking it'd be about Solomon searching for a way to break the curse (Leviathan comments on it during his visit, but Solomon never comes over), but instead it's about Simeon, Luke and Satan watching as the demon brothers run home carrying a comatose mc in a panic. Oh joy.

Solomon nearly slips, too, almost calling the guest room "MC's room-". Simeon neutralizes the curse, but is unable to remove it. The brothers and Solomon vow to find a way to dispel it, "even if it means doing the impossible", I quote Solomon.

Luke, being the literal angel that he is when he's not hating demons, tries to lift the crestfallen mood by saying they got dinner ready with Satan. They all thank him, which I found adorable, but decides to stay with mc saying he "wants to talk". I assume it's the beginning before his visit, and it stops there.

o(-< I'm dead man. I loved the brothers telling us bits about themselves. At least this cliffhanger was a bit more bearable lmao....... and I'm in for the suffering, at least a little bit. Just a sprinkle.

I was a bit sad we didn't get a visit from the other side charas, but I'm confident we'll have our moment eventually. For now I wonder how we'll dodge the questions of where the fuck did we come from, and why do we have the ring? What did Solomon tell Simeon and "counted on him" back when leaving the house? o(-< WHO KNOWS??? "good luck finding out too" -solmare, probably.

Edit: LESSON 13 IS OOOOUUUUUUUUT

[shanie]

You know, people talk about how "this couple shares a braincell" or "that couple shares a braincell"

Guess what. MY OTP shares an idiot ball that they are both holding at all times. They're morons, you see. Codependently stupid. They're morosexual soulmates and I love them for it.

[waywardwizzard]

@rickie-the-storyteller Thank you so much for the tag! (And sorry it took so long to do this🙈) (Also I'm doing both tags here if it's fine?)

This is a story I'm working on based on a bunch of one word prompts me and @theetravy came up with. I bet them I could come up with a story that included every prompt. This abomination is the in-progress product of said 38 random words.

Without further ado, onto the incorrect quotes!

Alex: I wonder who’s ruining my life.

Alex: *looks in the mirror*

Alex: So we meet again.

Renvy: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Alex ate an entire tube of lipstick.

Alex, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!

*Renvy dies in a game with ships*

Casya: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.

Casya: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.

Firwyn: Legend has it that Renvy still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.

Renvy: Of course I do.

Casya: Are you alright?

Murian: Short answer or long answer?

Casya: Short?

Murian: No.

Casya: Long?

Murian: Nooooooo.

Endolas: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.

Renvy: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Casya: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Rotcher: You guys are fucking terrifying.

Dwynphry: *sighs* I have no friends...

Endolas:

Endolas: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

Alex: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Casya: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Firwyn: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Casya: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Renvy: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Casya: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Murian: Are you ready to commit?

Casya: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Casya: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Murian: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Casya, already taking off their clothes: God, Murian, you’re so fucking stupid.

Casya: I want to kiss you.

Murian, not paying attention: What?

Casya: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Endolas: Renvy got into a fight.

Rotcher: That’s bad.

Rotcher:

Rotcher: Did they win?

Murian: Guys where did Alex go?

Rotcher: They got arrested.

Murian: How the hell-

Alex: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

Rotcher: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.

Renvy: You were too lazy to read the book?!

Rotcher: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

Rotcher: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Rotcher: Violently practices.

Renvy: Violently studies.

Alex: Violently sleeps.

Dwynphry: Violently shoots pictures.

Firwyn: Violently boxes.

Casya: Violently murders people.

Alex: Violently worries about the previous statement.

Alex: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Murian: This is a McDonald's drive thru.

Rotcher: Casya is okay.

Alex: They're okay? They said they were going to break my legs! And don't tell me they didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause they gave me the mackerel eyes, they meant it!

Rotcher: Alex, Casya threatened me. They threaten Murian every day. They probably threatened Firwyn before breakfast this morning. It's what they do. Grow a pair.

Rotcher: I failed my safety training course today.

Alex: Why, what happened?

Rotcher: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Alex: And?

Rotcher: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

I'll add more incorrect quotes later in a second post but I feel bad that I took so long to answer the tag so I'm sending this out in all its chaotic glory

Incorrect Quotes Tag Game - Ships Edition (Part 2)

It’s been a while since I last did this. Link to the incorrect quote generator:

And link to part 1 of this:

I’ve been starting to share more of the Steph’s Crew sequels with you all (UVC in particular), and there are so many more ships to explore in them. I only did 2 ships last time… the two main ones of TMM. So I think I’ll do 2 more here - Dalice (Dylan + Alice) and Chelise (Charlie and Elise). The two ships from last time are still pretty big ships in the sequel, btw. I just want to explore some different ships/characters this time around.

Here we go!!

Dalice:

Alice: I love you. Dylan: How many people have you said that to? Alice: Everyone. Dylan: What? Alice: I told everyone that I love you.

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Alice: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Dylan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Alice: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Dylan: *sigh* What do you want? Alice: Chicken nuggets please.

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Dylan: I would let you ruin my life. Alice: Sorry, but I’m busy ruining my own. You’ll have to wait.

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Dylan to Alice: Turn that frown upside-down! (a little while later) Dylan: What are you doing? Alice, trying to do a handstand: You told me to “turn that frown upside-down” but it’s not working!

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Dylan: This is a bad idea.  Alice: Then why are you coming along?  Dylan: Someone has to help get your injured ass home.

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Alice, texting Dylan: Any plans for tonight?  Dylan: No.  Alice: HA! Loser.

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Alice: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!  Dylan: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?  Alice: I don't know, surprise me!

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Chelise:

Charlie: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind. Elise: Thank God...

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Elise: You know, when I first met you, I really didn’t like you. Charlie, after a moment: …I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence? Elise: Nope! That’s it.

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Charlie: Hey.  Elise: *pissed off* You… complete …ASS, Charlie!! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?!

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Elise: Oh shoot! Elise: Um. Excuse my vulgarity. Charlie: I’ll let it slide.

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Charlie: El is playing hard to get… Charlie: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Charlie: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No progress whatsoever.  Elise: Wow. They sound really stupid.  Charlie: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.  Elise: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”  Charlie: I guess you’re right. Hey El, I love you.  Elise: See! Like that! Just say that. Charlie: *frustrated* Holy fucking shit. Elise: If that flies over their head then, sorry Charles, but they're too dumb for you.  Charlie: Elise-

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Elise: Hey. So, about that love letter you sent me… Charlie: *blushes* Oh. W-what are your thoughts? Elise: The fourth sentence- Charlie: Yeah, that’s where I got really deep and emotional and I- Elise: It’s “you’re,” not “your”.

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And we’re done! Woo-hoo!

Maybe I’ll do an update version of the Bephanie and Brelise incorrect quotes as well lol. This was fun! (I think my fave is the third Chelise one… reminds me of Harry Potter lol)

I’m also planning to do a part 3 for Rachel and Gordon at some point.

Anyways, I’m tagging these folks to do it next:

@mysticstarlightduck, @fire-but-ashes-too, @exquisitecrow, @toribookworm22, @winterandwords, @aziz-reads, @sam-glade, @waywardwizzard, @janec23, @rbbess110, @clairelsonao3, @ember-writer, @harleyacoincidence, and @writinglittlebeasts. Plus anyone else who wants to do it is welcome to. 🤗

Let me know what your favourite incorrect quotes were!

[hautecouturejaken]

Kouga: I identify as morosexual; I am exclusively attracted to absolute idiots.

Inuyasha: I'm going to go fight Naraku

Kouga, already taking his clothes off: God, mutt, you're so fucking dumb