#they're both morosexual

[variousqueerthings]

something about tkk/cobra kai i think about is how daniel is smitten with a ridiculous silly johnny doing something wildly stupid and wanting him carnally, and the important thing of course is that johnny will see a ridiculous silly daniel doing something wildly stupid and want him carnally, and this is why they're equals in all things

[evilasiangenius]

Crowley was in Hell. Not literally of course but metaphorically, standing between Aziraphale in his ridiculous shepherd’s costume complete with a fawn skin tied and draped over his shoulder as if he had just walked out of a Homeric epic, and Asmodeus, in his ridiculous Egyptian hunting costume of a linen kilt and sickle-bladed khopesh that hung from a belt at his waist.

He glanced at Aziraphale. As far as Crowley could tell, the angel didn’t know that the man standing to Crowley’s left was not a man at all, but a Prince of Hell. So that was good. Or bad. No wait, advantageous, because the less Aziraphale knew about this entire sordid mess, the better.

He glanced at Asmodeus. As far as Crowley could tell, the Prince of Hell didn’t know that the man standing to Crowley’s right was not a man at all either, but an angel. That was a relief and hopefully, if he was careful and if Aziraphale managed not to get carried away with any miracles, it would stay that way.

So far it seemed that the presence of each was canceling out the other, with neither noticing that a member of the Opposition was nearly within touching distance. So far so good, Crowley thought. If he could just keep up the deception. Or better yet, if he could just get Aziraphale to leave, that would solve everything.

His eyes slid toward Aziraphale, who was cheerfully chatting with the actual humans about livestock management, as smoothly and as expertly as if the angel had actually been born in these hills. So getting Aziraphale to leave might not be as easy as he hoped it would be.

Either way, Crowley knew that he had to come up with some kind of plan to get them apart without either one realizing the identity of the other. All he needed was a few minutes alone with Aziraphale to convince the angel to leave but that was looking less and less likely as Aziraphale cheerfully ingratiated himself with the humans.

“What did I ever do to deserve this,” Crowley moaned to himself.

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[gloomiedyke]

I find it so funny that Jim's two romantic interests so far have been:

Olu, one of the most competent and emotionally intelligent in the whole cast, and

Archie, true himbo

Jim swings BOTH ways

His leg's rotting! It needs to be cut off.

[rosescries]

Had a funny thought:

So for TSM we have Buff MC, Hermit MC, Wet Cat MC, and a combination of Buff and Wet Cat MC, and Goddess MC-

May I introduce you to…

Orange Cat mc?

Like she is quite literally the sweetest person on the planet, but she has approx. one singular functioning brain cell and is just endearingly stupid. Like, She’s so blunt and brutally honest but as a side effect doesn’t comprehend having a filter and will just say some really wack shit sometimes. Like:

“If we clean the shower, are we the shower of our shower?”

Or just straight up asks dumb questions like:

“What is the Spanish word for Tortilla?”

And god forbid her and mutt are in the same room because they both run off a singular braincell and Mutt is purposefully being dumb but MC just…is a silly goofy person. A funky lad, if you will. And Mutt is a morosexual.

Like Taylor over here trying to make MC out to be this evil person but it’s so hard bc MC just,,, doesn’t have the patience, self awareness, sneakiness, and overall douchiness levels to comprehend being mean to someone. This dumbass cried over MANATEES being ENDANGERED. This idiot keep accidentally forgetting the difference between salt and sugar. This dumbass doesn’t know what’s going on half the time and has the memory of a goldfish. This dumb bitch panicked over a prank of mutts that involved detaching his hand (skeleton style bb) and cried bc she thought he was dying.

All in all: Mc is a stupid idiot who is incredibly sweet and friendly, and is overall just orange cat vibes.

It's... honestly a lot like Wet Cat Mc. Just with a lot less tears and more "What the fuck?"

Sans, Stretch, and Red are just... watching this and laughing. In fact, they're laughing too much to even listen to Taylor. At first they thought this might be an act, but.... there's just no way someone can keep an act like this up for this long. It's just too funny.

Black and Edge are slight Mother Bears again. For Black because, again, Mc is just Mutt. She's just Mutt. Putting those two together gives Black a coronary, but it's endearing in some ways. For Edge just because if someone doesn't watch her, he's pretty sure she's gonna fucking die. And he has a fondness for cats, which she reminds him of a lot.

Papyrus and Blue are just... pretty amused, like Sans, Stretch, and Red. They're also keeping an eye on the chaos twins like Black and Edge though. Pretty middle of the road between the two sides, but also can sometimes be roped into the two's shenanigans.

Mutt is having the time of his life. He adores this. 10 out 10, would recommend.

[punkeropercyjackson]

Pink Arrows/Roysumm lore for @insomniac-jay

Jayr*y shippers dni!No Roy disrespect in this house

They're a thing in the Teen Titans cartoon,where Summer leads the Mid-West Titans(my fanteam consisted of Summer Kent,@jellyjays ' Blitz Cross and a bunch of canon characters)

Summer is Ember and was adopted as a toddler by Clark and Lois when he was 8 instead of his much darker comics origin and him becoming half Kryptofang was earned by him doing a quest when he was 10 for Fantasma,who passed on in old age and fused with him

Roy's trans and audhd like Summer(canon 2 me actually)

They're also sun-coded4sun-coded and himbo4morosexual(Roy is the morosexual)

They met out in Jump City instead of a big super thing and it was at the arcade when Roy started playing the game next to Summer's and they made idle conversation that led to them discovering they're both Titans and so they made a whole day of it with followed up pizza eating,Summer flying Roy around in his arms which is how he started crushing on him and going mall shopping which is how SUMMER started crushing on ROY

This is it's own episode titled 'Aphrodite's Arrow' and this is only the first half as the rest is action and angst with Roy backstory reveals that Summer comforts him over and Lex attacking Mid-West Titan's Tower and Roy helps them rebuild it as symbolism for Pink Arrow's dynamic i.e Two people with broken pieces putting eachother back together

Roy openly flirts with Summer nonstop and calls him straight up romantic nicknames and Summer just.Does NOT pick up on it,Roy's not even dropping hints he's dropping 100+ level rizz yet Summer can't pick shit much less me

Summer flirts back completely unintentionally and Roy thinks he's sending mixed signals but is into it so it works out.It's an open secret they love eachother and they never deny the couple allegations

Roy helps Summer dye his hair and Summer helps Roy keep his gear well-managed

Battle couple obviously

They're so touchy it's insane.Only gets worse once they actually start dating and their number three love language is physical touch,number two acts of service and number one is words of affirmation

Summer got Roy into solarpunk like how Summer himself is pastel punk,although Roy was already radicalized before they met thanks to Ollie

Roy's picky eater tism,he likes his food extra spicy OR extra sweet and no inbetween Summer only knows how to cook those two ways so match made in Elysium

Summer is a gamer boygirl so Roy plays with him and has put their Minecraft beds next to eachother(I'm so sorry lmao)

They get together in season 5(Kory's season,she deserved and earned one)when Roy needs to return to Star City and Summer needs to return to Metropolis but they keep finding ways to communicate and miss eachother so much on their trips they run in for a kiss as soon as they make it back to CJ and go on the dream date they'd been planning in their heads in little bits throught all the episodes

Summer had his own Slade apprentice arc when Clark died but in this verse nobody knew about the Kryptonian Regeneration Matrix except him just yet and Slade took advantage of Summer's weak mind and vulnerable state at the time to take him under his wing as 'Cora'.Roy saved him both at the time and afterwards as he put him back together

[sushisocks]

MORE MACSUMMER I BEG

I GOT YOU ANON!!!! Here's an assortment of MORE silly goofy headcanons about my favorite silly goofy couple <3

These bitches are COMPETITIVE!! Anything can be a race or a bet between them, to the detriment of EVERYONE else. A friendly rivalry over who between them can bring in the most for the camp isn't enough, they're also betting on whether or not Sean'll eat that fisheye Pearson just discarded, or whether Lenny can shotgun a can of soup before Sean counts to 20. A lot of their less-destructive dares are food-consumption-related, yes, how did you know?

They’ve almost broken their legs and arms several times over with the racing, though. They’ve been scruffed by Arthur about just as many times.

Yes, Lenny is a morosexual. Yes, being around Sean debuffs his impulse control. Part of the fun is that they’re always egging eachother on!!

Meanwhile Sean’s type is very much ‘down to earth, smart, with a fun streak’ and Lenny checks all the boxes. He likes the push-and-pull Lenny offers, as someone who’s unafraid to call Sean on his BS while also going along on the more lighthearted stuff.

(Granted, ‘lighthearted’ in this context may or may not include robbery and arson!)

The inside jokes are neverending; Sean can, like, hold up a spoon and waggle his eyebrows and that'll mean something that has Lenny in hysterics.

Sean might not be that inclined towards reading for himself, but he LOVES listening to Lenny's voice, and will often ask Lenny to read aloud. It doesn't matter if it's a news article, a children's story, or the driest factual book on the face of the planet; if Lenny is reading it to him, Sean will remember what he hears up until the moment he starts dozing off. If Lenny quits too early, Sean will wake right back up and demand he continues until he starts dozing again.

They’ve been stuck in that loop for hours before, but the clue is to let Sean fall asleep properly before Lenny can rest his voice - he’s a lot more willing to do this when he realizes it’s one of the only surefire ways for Sean to NOT have a nightmare <3

They are SO “We aren’t joined at the hip!!” *is actually joined at the hip* core, to me. Lenny will be like ‘I can go on this job on my own!😤’ and then come back and beeline towards Sean to tell him how it went. 

You know that one comic that’s like “I gotta pee” “Ok” and then they walk away hand in hand? Literally. They don’t even realize this is what they’re like!

They’re VERY good at keeping arguments or fights private; the gang only notices because those are the only times they’re not constantly around each other, beyond camp/gang duties. The fights never last long, and are never that serious - they're usually good and back to normal within a day or so.

Their most public fights are the ones they have when they’re drunk, and they only really consist of them fussing over each other. “Did you have any water, Len? I’ll grab you some water.” “Are you cold, Sean? Here, take this blanket” <- They’re both slurring, wobbling, and can’t see straight. The second one of them stands, the other is yelling at them to sit down bcz they’ll break a leg after two steps, so nothing actually gets done or fetched, unless it’s within arms reach (and that's usually more liquor). It’s a whole thing; they’re both of the mind that ‘No! You shouldn’t take care of me, you’re drunk, I’m taking care of YOU!’ and SURPRISE it’s like another competition where they can't let the other win. See Lenny grabbing Sean by the ankle while Sean's trying to drag himself towards the water canteen, and now they're yelling and wrestling in the dirt over it. It’s stupid but entertaining for anyone witnessing them, if nothing else <3

Sean has a tendency to get lost, and Lenny is usually the one who ends up looking for/finding him. Sometimes it’s not even that Sean is lost, just distracted, and Lenny will join him in whatever misadventure he’s found himself on. Other times that distraction means Lenny finding him in like a field 30 minutes from camp, and promptly laughing his ass off bcz Sean is high in a tree after pissing off a bull or smth.

[kei-luv]

𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

𝐀𝐍: 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝.

𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 �� | 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐

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[Name]: Something tells me Ran's going to be a bit more unhinged today... Ran, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Rindou isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

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[Name], cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Hanma, standing in front of [Name]: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen* [Name], crying: Please...stop...

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[Name]: Here you go, Draken, a nice hot cup of coffee! Draken: It's cold. [Name]: A nice cup of coffee. [Draken]: It's horrible! [Name]: Cup of coffee. Draken: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. [Name]: C U P.

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[Name]: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house. Mikey: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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[Name]: I have a new hoodie. Hanma: Wrong. Hanma: We have a new hoodie.

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Takemichi: Even [Name] and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich. [Name]: I mistook him for a garbage can.

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Takemichi: Can we go out to get ice cream? Chifuyu: Did you ask [LastName]-san? Takemichi: They said no. Chifuyu: Then why did you ask me? Takemichi: They're not the boss of you. Chifuyu, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Ran: Are you busy? [Name]: No. Ran: Want to do something? [Name]: Why would you try to ruin this for me?

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Kisaki: What are your three best qualities? [Name]: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

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[Name]: You’re an idiot. Hanma: That’s the charm.

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Baji: That shirt looks great, [Name]. [Name]: Thanks. Baji: But I bet it would look even better on Kazutora's floor. Kazutora: Are you hitting on [Name]... for me?

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[Name]: I fell— Hanma: From heaven? [Name]: No, I literally fell— Hanma: In love with me the moment you saw me? [Name]: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Hanma: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Name: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? Mitsuya: Aww- [Name]: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

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[Name]: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. Draken: Aren't you forgetting something? [Name]: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Draken's forehead before running out.* Draken: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Mikey: Fuck you. [Name]: No u. Mikey: I'm down. [Name]: You're like 2, what the fuck- Mikey: I AM NOT 2!

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Mitsuya: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. [Name]: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Mitsuya, already taking off his clothes: God, Name, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Hanma: This date is boring! [Name]: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Hanma: Then why did you invite me? [Name]: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you [Name] I'll do whatever I want!"

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Hanma: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than driving people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- [Name]: I wrote you a poem. Hanma, already crying: You did?

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Hanma: Pfft, you should meet [Name], they're such a tsundere. Kazutora: They... they just stabbed you. Hanma: So cute.

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[Name]: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Kazutora: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. [Name]: ... [Name]: You mean ring bearER, right? Kazutora: ... [Name]: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Kazutora: We both look very handsome tonight. [Name]: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Kazutora: I couldn't take that chance.

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[Name]: Are we fighting or flirting? Draken: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- [Name]: Your point?

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Rindou: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this... [Name]: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card? Rindou: Holy moly-

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[Name]: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Sanzu: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. [Name]: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Sanzu: Is it working?

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Rindou: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? [Name]: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?” Ran, scoffing: Oh, please. [Name], to Ran: Hey, how you doin’? Ran: *giggles and blushes*

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Rindou: Truth or dare? Ran: Dare. Rindou: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Ran: Hey [Random]? [Random], blushing: Yeah? Ran: Can you move? I'm trying to get to [Name].

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Sanzu: What’s the announcement, Rindou? Rindou: It’s a lecture. [Name]’s gonna tell us everything they know about sex. Ran: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

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Inui: Who do we know that has handcuffs? Koko: Well [Name] and I- [Name]: *elbows Koko* Koko: ...wouldn't know.

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[Name]: If you want my advice- Inui: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times. [Name]: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me. Koko: It’s true. It was a mutually attempted murder.

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Mikey: Talk dirty to me~ [Name]: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. Mikey: Wha- [Name]: The economy is in shambles.

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[Name]: How do I tell Draken that I want him to yell at me like he's Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

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Draken: Come on, Mikey. Nobody actually believes that [Name] is in love with me. Mikey, to Toman: Raise your hand if you think that [Name] is helplessly in love with Ken-chin. *Everyone raises their hand* Draken: [Name], put your hand down.

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Kakucho: How the hell did you crash the car?! [Name]: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. [Name]: I was like "Woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. Kakucho: ... Izana, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

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[Name]: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Izana: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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[Name]: sapnu puaS. Kakucho: What?? Izana: What language is that. [Name]: Turn your phone 180 degrees. *[Name] was removed from the groupchat*

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*[Name] and Kakucho are in Paris.* [Name]: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? Kakucho: But... [Name]: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and... Kakucho: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? [Name]: Yeah. Kakucho: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. [Name]: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. Kakucho: Okay, alright.

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𝐀𝐍: 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠.

©KEI-LUV. please do not translate or repost any of my work on any other platform, or claim any of it as your own. 2023

[ben-the-hyena]

Send me a ship dynamic/trope and I will tell you one ship I ship that fits it

Enemies to lovers

Friends to lovers

Enemies to friends to lovers

Friends with benefits to lovers

Exes who still have feelings for each other but broke up and still get along

Exes who still have feelings for each other but broke up and don't want to see each other because it hurts

Exes who still have feelings for each other but broke up and are very bitter about it and jerks to each other

Age gap

Would be toxic in real life but it fits them in fiction

Always horny

ADORE each other it's always their honeymoon phase

Act more like friends than a couple but truly are a couple who love each other

Always are in conflict but truly are a couple who love each other and wouldn't have it another way

Rivals at work but openly in love when it comes to non-professional things

Employee/assistant and boss

Partners in crime

Loyal henchman and boss

More competent henchman tired of their more incompetent boss but still sticks around for a reason

Good guy and villain who make it work somehow

Romeo and Juliet

Open relationship/swingers

Ray of sunshine and angery )/creepy who can be calmed down/is not feared only with sunshine

Ray of sunshine and jerk who is good only to sunshine (and can be scolded bh them)

Super supportive and their emotional mess of a partner

Power duo in their profession

Creepy/grumpy normal and happy/cute psycho

Dumb and dumber

Sweet idiot and grumpy braincel

Overly flirty/horny to the panicking one who tries to resist/doesn't know what to do

Overly flirty/horny to the annoyed/serious one, possibly tsundere

Overly flirty/horny to an oblivious one, slap in their ego and makes them determined to have them understand

Badass/cool and nerd/shy

Conventionally attractive and conventionally meh

Size differences

Always somber/serious or angry except for their sweet angel

Very loud and self praising and the other is superior but lets them dream more or less amused

Stoic/serious/depressed warming up little by little to the one who brings them out of their shell by bringing them along their adventures and/or sharing common interests

Tall/big chill and shor(er) who needs to be on a leash

Quiet and very excited

Old married couple

Morosexuality strong

Nerds

Super popular and the outcast

Help the other deal through their trauma/heal

Heal/help each other through their trauma, possibly related to each other because they're the only ones to understand it

Brains and brawl

Soulmates

True love is eternal even beyond death

Childhood love

Teenhood love

Summer love

Student years love

Older days love

Post mortem love

Monster and human/monsterfucker

Anthro and human/furry

Undead (ghosts, vampires etc) and human/kinda necro but not that much

One will fucking kill for the other who asked for nothing and is protective

Jealous and the other feels flattered so teases

Both are jealous

Serious and/or badass one becomes flustered by the other whether the latter meant it or not

Introvert and extravert

Workaholic and chill

Sweet/chill and tsundere

Chaos enabler and the other is tired but follows anyway/tries to fix/tries to stop them

Chaos enabler and the other encourages

Chaos enabler and the other just doesn't get involved in this and tells them to have a good day

Super similar

Opposites attract

Power imbalance

Any other kind of problematic

Extremely devoted to their superior

Yandere and the other likes it

Trying hard to make the other understand they love them but they're suepr oblivious

Purely sexual, not love

Purely chaste

Love is here but they're content in not dating

Dumbasses who love each other but don't know it's mutual

Love each other without knowing under another identity

One loves the other without knowing under another identity, the other is torn by this dilemma

Polyamorous relationship

Forced cohabitation that evolves into more

Pretending to be together that evolves into being actually together

Pessimist and optimist

Super hot, mysterious and taller and super normal/cartoony, outgoing and shorter

Happy stay at home who supports worker who supports and respects them

Bodyguard

Assholes together to others

Outcasts happy to be so together

Used to be spoiled and someone who puts them back in their place

Edgy/dark and cute/colorful

Very happy of their weird lifestyle and love together the same super unconventional stuff

Beauty and the Beast

Not used to get affection and first person to give them affection, gets used to it and loves it

Flirty/horny who screams inside for being often put back in their place by the other who is amused or not about them

Flirt/horny and pure who enables the gentler/softer side of the other whether be it because they saw they were uncomfortable or too shy/panicked or oblivious or their pure aura is that strong

Drama queen and their service person/only person to handle their shit

Big softie sensible or not at that with the other

Treats their partner like a GOD spoiling them and everything and the other basks in it

Silently/secretly HORNY inside about an accidentally/unintentionally sexy one but controls themself/seems stoic on the outside

[hopes-memorial]

✏️ lmao why the hell not

Generating Incorrect Quotes

ROUND 2!!!!

The Polycule

Botan: This food is too hot... I cant eat it. Giichi: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: *silence* Masao: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Hayato: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

Hayato: I sleep with a gun under my pillow. Botan: I sleep with a knife. Giichi: Both of you are pathetic. Hayato: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Giichi: Masao.

Giichi: Do you love Hayato? Masao: Yeah, I do. Giichi: Botan! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks! Botan: We all love Hayato. You should've asked if they were IN love with them. Masao: I thought that was implied. Botan: ... Giichi: ... Masao, looking straight at Botan: Congrats Giichi, you just won 100 bucks.

Amai x Fuyuhiko

Amai: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Fuyuhiko: It was autocorrect. Amai: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Fuyuhiko: Yes.

Amai: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend? Fuyuhiko: Dude- Its satire! Amai: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

Amai x Gundham

Amai: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Gundham: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Amai: ... Amai: You mean ring bearER, right? Gundham: ... Amai: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Amai: The stars are so beautiful... Gundham: They're just giant balls of gas. Amai: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Gundham: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Amai: Oh...

Amai x Hajime

Amai: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Hajime: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Amai, already taking off their clothes: God, Hajime, you’re so fucking stupid.

Amai: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Hajime: What hints have you given them? Amai: Well, I think about them a lot. Amai: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

Amai x Kiyotaka

Kiyotaka: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Amai: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Kiyotaka: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Amai: Is it working?

Amai: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Kiyotaka: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Amai: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Amai x Naoko

Naoko: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Amai: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Naoko: Seize the dick.

Amai: Hey, Naoko, what do you think it would be like if we had kids? Naoko: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly. Amai: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it? Naoko: Can't really say I have. Amai: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes. Naoko: Sorry, Amai. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

Amai x Raijin

Raijin: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Amai: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Amai: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Raijin: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Amai, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

Amai x Takumi

Takumi: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Amai: Nope, there's 26. Takumi: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Amai: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one. Takumi: You'll get the D later ;).

Amai: Is something burning? Takumi, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Amai: Takumi, the toaster is literally on fire.

Elodie x Kaori

Kaori: What are you in the mood for? Elodie: World domination. Kaori: That's a bit ambitious. Elodie: You are my world. Kaori: Aww... Elodie: Kaori: Elodie: Kaori: OH.

Kaori: What do you want to be for Halloween? Elodie: Yours. Kaori: Kaori: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.

Haruka x Yukino

Yukino: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Haruka: Fake?

*At a speed dating event* Haruka: Oh wow, people are really shallow. Yukino: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate? Haruka: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet. Yukino: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

Matsuri x Ume

Matsuri, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY! Ume, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

Matsuri: Can you cut me some slack, Ume? I’m sort of in love. Ume: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Matsuri: I’m in love with you. Ume: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

Mei x Takumi

Takumi: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Mei: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Takumi: I— Takumi: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Mei: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking. Takumi: Huh? Mei: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out- Takumi: I love you. Mei: Takumi: Takumi: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup. Mei: I KNEW IT!!

Reiichi x Akihito

Akihito: Just wondering, did you get any sleep? Reiichi: Did I get any... leap? Akihito: What...?

Akihito: I'm trash. Reiichi: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Akihito: Akihito: You smooth motherfucker. Akihito: And yes it does.

Shirou x Rei

Shirou: So I’m the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger? Rei: Do I get to pick the finger?

Rei: What’s your body count? Shirou: Do you mean sex or murder?

Takara x Miu

Miu: There. How do I look? Takara: Like a cheap French harlot. Miu: French?!

Miu: It'll be fun. Miu: We'll make a day of it. Miu: Come on you punk bitch. Takara: I can't believe I have to say this. Takara: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.

Tsurugi x Etsuko

Etsuko: You got a date yet Tsurugi? Tsurugi: No... Etsuko: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

Etsuko: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Tsurugi: This is a lie. Tsurugi: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. Tsurugi: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

[834k]

The reason Teo and Aurelio work well together is that they're both morons and morosexuals

[gutsybitsies]

tfw you can't do the "i'm morosexual" post about jasico because they're both morons and can't recognize that. absolute idiots. not a single brain cell between the two of them.

[lesbianwyllravengard]

what if markus went back to look for simons body among the wreckage of other destroyed androids, found him, and gave him a new heart.

and it worked. simon lived again.

Are you in my Google docs??? Do you read my WIPS when I'm not looking???? bc I'm literally writing a fic like this KDHDJSH

It honestly could work. I mean they're not like humans where if they don't have blood pumping after a certain amount of time their brains die. They can be reactivated at any time, so who's to say this isn't possible?

And since you accidentally guessed so closely to my fic, I'll give you a brief outline, as a treat: (summarised directly from my draft)

So in my fic, once the initial battle of the revolution is won, Markus retrieves Simon's body and has a brand new heart made for him. Markus keeps Simon's old heart instead of getting a newer one for himself because 1. Simon sacrificed himself so Markus could live, and 2. Markus is in love and sentimental as fuck. But a little while later, the revolution is still going on because no freedom fight is won in a day, and the heart Simon gave Markus starts to malfunction due to its age, but he doesn't tell anyone because he doesn't want to give up Simon's heart. But Simon figures it out - he notices when Markus unexpectedly slows down or zones out, when his breathing is heavier than usual as his systems work overtime to cool him. Simon sees how Markus’s strength fades at times, and Markus tries to hide it, but Simon knows him too well. He tells Markus to get rid of the heart, get a new one, a better and stronger one that won’t die on him. Markus evades, he promises he’ll get a new heart but never specifies when. He knows he should, and he knows holding onto a faulty biocomponent on mere sentiment is illogical, but so are most emotions. So he keeps procrastinating, not taking it as seriously as he should. Then one day, the heart fails him at the worst moment, and he dies on a battlefield before Simon can get to him.

Of course, he lives, because I don’t do angst without a happy ending. But Simon is furious, and scared. And it takes a while to find a new heart for Markus; everyone’s too busy with the war effort to make enough thirium regulators, and so many deviants need hearts and other various biocomponents. But Simon doesn’t give up; he’s determined, and a bit desperate, and he finally just goes straight to Kamski, and begs him to make Markus a new heart, promises anything. He’s surprised to discover that Kamski genuinely wants to help, with no strings attached and no trade off necessary. Simon doesn’t entirely trust him, but Chloe seems to, and at least he knows Markus was Kamski’s one-of-a-kind creation, so maybe that’s why he wants to help. Whatever the reason, Simon accepts his help, and Kamski builds Markus a brand new heart.

When Markus wakes up, Simon scolds him for being stupid, but they’re both just relieved it worked and Markus is okay. Simon is like “why the fuck would you do that” and Markus admits he wanted to keep Simon’s heart for as long as he could. Simon can’t stay mad at him for that, because he knows he would’ve done the same thing. Markus admits he’s sad to be without Simon’s heart again, and gets the idea that they should switch, so they can have each other’s hearts. Simon argues against it, because Markus’s new heart is so advanced and efficient even compared to Simon’s newer heart, and that wouldn’t be fair. But Markus is insistent, and promises that next time his heart begins to fail (if it does) he’ll get a new one, and then he and Simon can switch again. That way they’ll always have each other’s hearts, metaphorically and literally. Simon knows it’s dumb, but it’s okay, because he is a morosexual and Markus is the deviants’ number one himbo.

[wing-dingy]

Im still just saying Johnny x Kenshi x Sonya is the biggest brain ship

Johnny gets double the attention

Johnny gets to give double the attention now

Johnny is so bisexual come on this is best way to show it

Kenshi and Sonya bonding over there grievances of loving such a loud himbo, they're both morosexuals for him

The baddest ass kicking trio c'mon

Polyships are cool

Stuff it in the face of ppl who hate sonya for "being in the way"

I'm not about to sit here and let Sonya go to waste this timeline

[ifvillainwhysexi]

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Nine: You know, Skeptic gives Dabi flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too. Overhaul: Okay. *Later* Overhaul: *gives Dabi flowers* Dabi: ??? Overhaul: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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Overhaul: I love you. Nine: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that. *Overhaul and Nine kiss passionately* Dabi, to Skeptic: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Dabi: I sleep with a gun under my pillow. Skeptic: I sleep with a knife. Overhaul: Both of you are pathetic. Dabi: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Overhaul: Nine.

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Dabi: Why are your tongues purple? Overhaul: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Nine: I had a red one. Dabi: oh. Dabi: Dabi: OH. Skeptic: Skeptic: You drank each other's slushies?

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Dabi: Why is Overhaul crying on the floor? Skeptic: They're drunk. Dabi: And? Skeptic: They saw a picture of Nine's spouse. Dabi: But they're Nine's spouse. Skeptic: I know.

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Overhaul: Bro, I had a dream we fucked. Nine: Bro, relax it was just a dream. Overhaul: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you. Nine: You wouldn’t? Overhaul: I mean, unless you want to-

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Overhaul: Did it hurt when you fell- Nine: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Overhaul: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Nine: ... Overhaul: You just laid there for 15 minutes

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Overhaul: How do I tell Nine that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

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Overhaul: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Nine: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Overhaul, already taking off their clothes: God, Nine, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Overhaul: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Nine: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Overhaul: ... Overhaul: You mean ring bearER, right? Nine: ... Overhaul: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Nine: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Overhaul: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Overhaul: Nine, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Nine, naked in Overhaul's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Overhaul, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

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Overhaul: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Nine: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Overhaul: Seize the dick.

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Overhaul, admiring a sleeping Nine: You’re so cute. Nine, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Overhaul, lovingly: I know.

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I'm back on my shit you guys q(≧▽≦q)

[annkous]

Who's an airhead? Me! With the event going on I didn't think they'd release Lesson 12, but joke's on me, because they did. Not only that, but for some astral alineation, I completely missed anyone talking about it in both twitter and tumblr. I only realized it was out when I went to jump chapters on the normal mode this morning and saw "Lesson 12: 0/12-13-14 some number I forgot" on the list and then flipped my shit. I have the notifications on for the official account as well, but I somehow missed it too. Whoops.

Anyways it's an emotional galore and Solmare sure likes its cliffhangers, again.

Lesson 11 suffering

Look! Nightbringer decides to grace us with his invisible presence! And ngl I'm terrified of the options they gave us when asked what we thought of this world:

I chose I wanted to go home, and a bitch decided to guilt trip me with "don't you like the brothers as they are now?" man I do but I don't belong here!! I don't mind helping them because I love them but I can't leave the present brothers as it is!

Anyways they also drop this and I am terrified of Nightbringer now.

Not ominous at all. They also fully confirm he's a demon, and that both mc and them want the same thing.

Edit: but, however, we should know better than to trust his word for it don't be like me kids. Again, still-a-morosexual-help brings good points about Nightbringer's identity.

Anyways after we fucked up big time in the Reaper's cave, we fall into a coma, or deep sleep because of the Rules right in front of the present brothers, Solomon and Thirteen. Thirteen can't do anything as she wasn't the one who put that rule in particular, and the last person we hear before passing out due to the curse is Mammon.

This whole lesson is about the brothers visiting us and talking to us as we sleep, and I loved it a lot. Well, we are asleep, sort of, but we can still hear them. Even if we try to reply to them, we can't. Our body is comatose, but we're aware of our surroundings. That's the best way I can put it, I suppose.

First one was Levi, who also says this and gives me whiplash about Solomon.

For me to be convinced that Solomon wanted us fully on his side without caring for our input, he'd have to pull something like "bring them to Cocytus Hall instead" but no, he sends us home, to the house full with our demon family. Deep down he must know how mc loves all of them, so the "choose humanity" thing just... What's he thinking, I wonder? We'll probably have a talk when we wake about it but not now as we're knocked out.

We find out form Levi that Diavolo forgave Beel. They probably looked into what drove him berserk. They don't tell us any specifics yet.

Anyways, we get a heart to sleeping heart with Levi. They're going for the throat of us who easily get teary-eyed. He's not one of my favs, but I like him anyways, especially here. He just wants to hang out with a friend. Or a date, depending on how you prefer to see it.

Next up is Satan. My man. I love him so much. He's reading to us, and he's reading "The Tale of Princess Kaguya", out of all the damn things to read.

He's also pretty honest about finding out we were human, because he missed the Great Revelation Moment. In Lesson 11 and the hard mode, we see him with Simeon and Luke and they decide to make dinner for everyone when they came back from the castle.

Apparently, he would've been really mad. But just like Luci (I suspect), he's mad about us lying, that there was a side that we kept to ourselves.

Just like the other brothers, he begs us to wake up, and I had a hard time not pressing the "I love you" option back, because I want to try going down Solo-Luci route, but Satan makes it hard for me as he's also my favourite, and here is where we see him at his most vulnerable. Anyhow, whoever is cutting onions needs to fucking stop. He just asks us to wake up.

Next brother to visit us is Beel, and you can tell it's him because:

Yup.

He tells us about the gifts and food the other brothers left on us on the bed. Asmo brought some cupcakes, Mammon some chocolate coins, Levi some choco figurines and Beel brought some buns. God I love them so much and I didn't forget we still didn't have our moment with Beel about his Falling, just like with the rest of the brothers, so I was ready for him to talk a bit about it, or at least hint about it happening soon.

There it is jdhgadsf he says not yet, though. Our favourite gentle giant says how he's always starving, that doesn't matter how much he eats, that it never goes away, that he can use our advice about this big secret of his. When we try to reply, he thinks he sees mc smile.

Next up is Mammon, who's running in to hide from some pandemonium going on outside caused by his brothers.

He's mad that we're asleep lol but that's his coping, I suppose. I can't help but wonder if they're all the same way back in the present.

And then, because the onion cutter has me on their hit list and knows my weakness, Mammon drops this shit:

Mammon says that with us, he feels like he can accomplish what he puts his mind into, like the Cerberus thing, and that he needs us, so if we decide to run off to the human world, he'll follow us up there.

Asmo's up next, and just like the rest of the brothers, he opens his heart a bit to mc as we sleep, telling the reason he paints his brothers' nails is so everyone can tell they're brothers. This is where I knew I'd fight any Asmo hater on sight.

Going the opposite of Mammon, Asmo says that after we wake up, if we want to go back, that he'll do everything to help us.

This is all after asking if we were like him after he arrived to the Devildom, if we secretly wanted to go back to the place we came from, and if we were sad, scared or lonely.

Y'ALL NEED TO STOP.

Then came Belphie, which was a surprise because I was not expecting him just yet...

He apologizes, you can tell it's hard on him. Despite how we started in og!OM I adore Belphie, so my mc would forgive him in a heartbeat.

Then he drops a bit of lore bit about Lilith, and how she thought both Angels and Demons looking to guide humans felt insulting to them. I shit you not. Lilith had the same thoughts as Solomon.

Belphie says that he thought her way of thinking was strange, but after hearing we gave back the grimoire to them, that he gets Lilith a little bit more. That humans aren't exactly helpless.

That 180 turn came faster than I expected it, but I'm not complaining. It's also the fact that he wasn't locked into the attic, so his anger didn't fester as much as it did in the og one, plus this time we did something greater that proved we were on their side.

Then Belphie falls asleep holding our hand.

Last, but not least, comes Luci. Just like Levi, he's stroking mc's hair. I actually confused them at first, I thought Luci was first in there hah.

He pulls a Mammon at first, pretending to be angry at us, the sleeping attendant who should be doing their job and has plenty of secrets, like us possessing his ring, but it falls off quickly as he starts talking about his own secrets instead, and it's one we know: that Lilith is still alive as a human, and it weighs on him that he can't tell his brothers.

He also talks a bit more about Lilith, which I appreciate. How she didn't listen to him (lol) and was pretty emotional and expressive. Plus, when he asked her about her love for a human trying to stop her, she told him he'd fall for someone one day and he'd understand her then. Ouch.

Also this.

Sweats in Simeon. Please, he's one of my favourites. Can't wait for shit to go down in present time about this, because my fav ending would be with Luci+Satan+Simeon. Simoen is actually human there though, so maybe they'll use that to skirt about the issue. I just like drama and angst anyways and I yearn to fight the whole Celestial Realm over our found family if needed.

Luci goes on a bit on how he believed love was beautiful, so he didn't exactly understand why their Father gave Lilith the biggest punishment (being casted out with no chance of being reborn/salvation), and by questioning Him, he brought disgrace upon his brothers.

Just like Asmo, he wonders if us keeping our humanity from them was a weight just as heavy as his own secret to his brothers.

Lucifer then gives mc a kiss, and here is when I wasn't sure if it was because I didn't choose the other brothers instead, or if he does it anyways and it's a free interpretation of where he places it. Could be in the forehead if you're feeling platonic. They didn't even give me an option, unlike with the other brothers. In all the previous visits, you could tell them that you loved them, or choose a more platonic option. I went full platonic with all of them because I wanted to choose the "I love you" option with Luci, but he just fucking skipped it and went for the kiss instead lmfao. I like him, so I can't complain, but for someone who prefers a more friendly option... well, I suppose it's why they didn't describe what he did, so it's a free interpretation. Like I said, could be a forehead kiss if you feel more like it.

Then the ring glows and here there be another cliffhanger. See you in 10 days (9 now lol), I suppose. Seems to be the pattern.

The extra lesson is about Beel going to talk to Belphie in their room, trying to get him to visit mc and apologize. I love the twins so much.

Since I was already late I also went and did hard mode, thinking it'd be about Solomon searching for a way to break the curse (Leviathan comments on it during his visit, but Solomon never comes over), but instead it's about Simeon, Luke and Satan watching as the demon brothers run home carrying a comatose mc in a panic. Oh joy.

Solomon nearly slips, too, almost calling the guest room "MC's room-". Simeon neutralizes the curse, but is unable to remove it. The brothers and Solomon vow to find a way to dispel it, "even if it means doing the impossible", I quote Solomon.

Luke, being the literal angel that he is when he's not hating demons, tries to lift the crestfallen mood by saying they got dinner ready with Satan. They all thank him, which I found adorable, but decides to stay with mc saying he "wants to talk". I assume it's the beginning before his visit, and it stops there.

o(-< I'm dead man. I loved the brothers telling us bits about themselves. At least this cliffhanger was a bit more bearable lmao....... and I'm in for the suffering, at least a little bit. Just a sprinkle.

I was a bit sad we didn't get a visit from the other side charas, but I'm confident we'll have our moment eventually. For now I wonder how we'll dodge the questions of where the fuck did we come from, and why do we have the ring? What did Solomon tell Simeon and "counted on him" back when leaving the house? o(-< WHO KNOWS??? "good luck finding out too" -solmare, probably.

Edit: LESSON 13 IS OOOOUUUUUUUUT

[shanie]

You know, people talk about how "this couple shares a braincell" or "that couple shares a braincell"

Guess what. MY OTP shares an idiot ball that they are both holding at all times. They're morons, you see. Codependently stupid. They're morosexual soulmates and I love them for it.