#they're all SO GAY
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flowergirlmiwa · 2 years ago
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every single female pokemon gym leader is a lesbian by the way. i refuse to believe anything to the contrary. misty? definitely gay. erika? so gay. sabrina? beyond gay. whitney? dont even get me started. jasmine? oh god. CLAIR? dude i dont have to go on
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brainrotcharacters · 5 months ago
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When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax
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flowersandfashion · 10 months ago
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hot twink is tied up and penetrated
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A Collection of Homoerotic Paintings of Saint Sebastian
Carlo Saraceni, c. 1610 /// Nicolas Régnier, c. 1620 /// Guido Reni, c. 1625 /// Nicolas Régnier, c. 1625 /// Louis Finson, c. 1613 /// François-Guillaume Ménageot, c. 1760 /// Guido Reni, c. 1615 /// Nicolas Régnier, c. 1620
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paperbackribs · 25 days ago
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inkskinned · 1 year ago
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love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.
love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.
love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.
love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.
maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.
recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.
#writeblr#warm up#ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from:#15% literally don't even touch water#an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP#15+35 =50%#like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap#btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water''#which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes#ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild#i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me#but no they're just confidently wrong.....#182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6#that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week.#ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho#this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded#in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair#or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS.#men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies#i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health.#this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become.#like they don't try to hide it anymore.
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blanchebees · 2 days ago
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Enemies or Lovers?
Not much to say about them yet but i guess they're the first ocs i ever posted!
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yrsonpurpose · 7 months ago
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happy pride month! 🏳️‍🌈
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anoant-haikyuu-dump · 3 months ago
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What's up Fukutora nation, I have more slop
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nuggetpool-hi · 3 months ago
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Did a list so I could draw them every day of october bhahah so yeah
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scissorcraft · 8 months ago
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post-canon siffrin design!!!! might change it up more of course but!!!! yeah!!!!
he does HAVE something to represent odile and bonnie too,,, it's not just his partners (romantic & queerplatonic), he's got his family too, i just don't know where to put them yet :) so for now assume he is carrying them in his multitude of pockets!!
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introspectivememories · 3 months ago
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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hollis-art · 4 months ago
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turned my childhood LPS guys into cool college kids :)
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wryn-polaris · 6 months ago
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Okay- so here's an update to answer your questions:
[Quick note: the main trio have powers/abilities which is dangerous in the social and political climate]
Veronica "Vera" Willis is an engineer, who at the start of the story is doing a freelance job as a favor to a colleague at Kulkarni Institute/Technologies (I haven't decided). After the death of Singh Kulkarni, she is named as the new head of the company as his will lists it to be given to his next of kin. She grew up with Kulkarni as basically her only family, but -and you guessed it- he does not care about her in any capacity. She has some qualms about all of this, but she is trying to make the company something better and more publicly accepting of individuals with powers. Now, she may fumble with this new position but make no mistake, she's a badass bitch who's doing her best. She has BDE and will not let people walk all over her or the people she cares about, namely Melantha.
For Vera, Melantha is the single most important thing in the world. She will do anything and everything if it means keeping her best friend (and the love of her life) safe. They first met in highschool and became very close friends, but their college years sent them separate ways and they lost connection (Vera's fault- she's too much like her mother and doesn't even know AH!). They reconnect at the start of the story and it's sort of as if they never had time apart. [I genuinely have notes to think about Barbara and Melissa when I think about their friendship. That's the closeness and love and communication I want to show between these two dorks.]
Now Melantha.
Melantha is the first character I created for this story, and I'm still trying hard to figure out the nuances of her existence. She doesn't even have a last name yet.
Melantha is a chemist doing research for Kulkarni Institute/Technologies. She was initially sent to the city in high school after her mother passed away. She lived with her mother's sister, Fawn, during this time. Anyway, she has a strong sense of justice, and after Kulkarni's death leads to a BUNCH of riots and attacks against people who are suspected of being "powered" or even in support of people existing, she is done sitting idle. She's not even aware she has powers at this point, she just needs to do SOMETHING. This starts her arc and kick-starts the main plot.
To Melantha, Vera is one of her few connections in the world. She's horribly anxious and has a difficult time with social interactions. But with Vera, everything feels easy, like she's found her place in the world. During their time apart, she's just sort of fumbling through, doing her best to seem solid and stable. Anyway, Vera is home to her. Even when they first met, Melantha trusted Vera so implicitly.
Their friendship is so important to the story, and I really want to establish that before they even understand what anything else means.
ALSO- Vera is the first and only person (until Josephine) who doesn't try to call Melantha "Mel." It's important to me.
WHO are Josephine and Riley i am so curious (and if you're cool sharing) 👀👀👀
-- @the-frankenman-writes
MY FRIEND - LET ME TELL YOU:
Okay, so they're both OCs from a story I'm writing, which originally I thought was going to be a single book. At this point- and let me be clear, I'm still planning everything out and have two incomplete chapters- it's going to be at least two THICK books.
Dr. Josephine Teresi is a trauma surgeon, and a lot of the way I'm writing her is based on this part of her identity (i.e. medical terminology and the way she responds to different situations, which means a LOT of research for me). She is the most fleshed out character despite the fact that she literally appeared one day and from there became one of the three main characters. I have no idea how this happened, but she's very important to me and the story. She is so deeply traumatized and just keeps running from literally every emotion she feels because she's bad at coping.
At the start of the story, we are approaching the tenth anniversary of the death of her son, Riley. There's a lot going on with him, his death, and how Josephine and her ex-husband handle it (pssst it's not healthy at aaaalllll). Not to say too much, but Riley has a connection to the Big Bad™, and that's a LOT for Josephine.
There's sooo much more going on with the story that I don't want to spoil too much on here, but I am more than happy to tell you more. I quite literally have playlists for everyone and reasons for every song on it. I also have MANY notes and pages in my document about her arc and everything. I love her so much, and I haven't even gotten into everything about her relationships with Vera and Melantha. Uhg.
Anyway. I hope this answers your question. 😊
@the-frankenman-writes
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theimpurelily · 5 months ago
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@grubus taadaa? lol
Sooo ya know that little gif I posted? This whole thing stemmed from me letting things get too out of hand while drawing up the dream scene that was only going to be that tiny little image....I have no regrets.
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Just in case here's the rant
WHAT THE FUCK! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KISS MY HUSBAND? WHAT A SHITTY DREAM! MENG MO COULD DO BETTER. WAIT, THE ORIGINAL NING YINGYING DIDN'T DREAM OF-OF THAT RIGHT? I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED. I THINK I WOULD REMEMBER? FUCK. IT'S BEEN SO MANY YEARS. DID SHE? AM I GASLIGHTING MYSELF? DOES THIS COUNT AS GASLIGHTING? REGARDLESS, WHY THE FUCK WOULD MENG MO SHOW ME THAT? WAS IT BECAUSE I WAS PUT IN A WIFE PLOT? SO HE JUST...JUST AUTOMATICALLY DID THAT? LIKE A GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM OR SOMETHING? OMG! WAIT! DID BINGHE SEE THE WEDDING? FUCK! WAS THAT HIM THERE AND NOT JUST SOME FAKE? FUCK! WAIT! NO. HE WOULD STILL BE TALKING TO MENG MO... RIGHT? BESIDES, I’M A GUY! SO BINGHE WOULD NEVER WANT TO-TO...SYSTEM! DID BINGHE SEE THAT? WAS THAT HIM? SYSTEM! WHAT THE FUCK! WILL I BE PUT IN FUTURE WIFE PLOTS JUST BECAUSE I'M BINGHE'S BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD...
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lunewolf13 · 6 days ago
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Tim and Jason were munching on Batburgers mid-patrol. Entirely out of the blue Tim says: By the way, I'm bi.
Jason pauses, then swallows his burger: Uh, okay?
Tim: I just wanted to tell you. In case, you know, you think no one would accept you.
Jason: ...Huh??
Tim: Yeah, there's a reason why I brought this up. What I'm trying to tell you is that B told me to tell you that you can bring your boyfriend over for dinner whenever you want.
Jason just stares at Tim, wondering if he's experiencing a fever dream because what??
Jason: What boyfriend??
As far as he knows, there is no boyfriend. Why does Bruce think there is a boyfriend??
Tim being understanding but for a completely different context: It's okay, Hood. I'll tell him you said no. No need to deny it.
Jason continues to be baffled: Thanks. But I don't have a boyfriend.
Tim does not believe him: Sure, sure. So, when's the next time Arsenal plans to visit Gotham?
Jason goes back to eating his burger and pretending he's not totally confused by the change in topic: Uh, this Thursday. I'm gonna help him with Lian's birthday cake, and brainstorm gift ideas.
Tim: Uh-huh. Hope you have guys have fun :)
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samspiesonyou · 9 months ago
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looks like Edwin kissed all the supernatural animals in town. not so bad for a dead virgin boy XD
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